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Sapphire December 30th, 2003 8:08 AM

hah
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A person turns on the computer, it says, "Computer Error: Keyboard not inserted. press F1 to continue-
I thought that was hillarious!

Phantom Angel December 30th, 2003 8:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire
You cant kill him! grr I'll kill you! you cant hurt scott! Your not a very nice person! *goes into a corner and cries*

Do you think that gun can harm me?!? XD
*eat the gun*
*BURP!!!*
Yummy.
*eat Scott*
Butter Scott! XD

Yuna December 30th, 2003 8:13 AM

you people are scaring me o-o

my brother being a *** again...........-_- he is such an idiot!meep.i hate him.

Sapphire December 30th, 2003 8:14 AM

Stop being so mean Phantom! my sister wont stop playing pokemon channel..its soo annoying!

Phantom Angel December 30th, 2003 8:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire
Stop being so mean Phantom! my sister wont stop playing pokemon channel..its soo annoying!

Mean?!? I trying to be funny.:badsmile:
*eat Ally*
*follow with cheese and coke*

Sapphire December 30th, 2003 8:25 AM

Its funny, i guess. when its not taken seriously! hahaa. Im bored now..

Yuna December 30th, 2003 8:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire
Its funny, i guess. when its not taken seriously! hahaa. Im bored now..

MORE PEOPLE MOST COME!!!!!!!!!let's find some people and make them chat!^-^


wait......................that wouldn't work O-O............................

Sapphire December 30th, 2003 8:45 AM

okay...Im confused?...hn..

Yuna December 30th, 2003 9:16 AM

YOU SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHA!!!!:badsmile:

Sapphire December 30th, 2003 9:22 AM

I am bored...very bored..I cant think..of anything..else..than..I mean, Im bored! I cant think of anything to do thats it,..ya

Yuna December 30th, 2003 9:28 AM

yarsh.ditto here too.i know of a website you could check out if your really really really bored.it's venetopia.com.my username there is yuna,so well.............you can check it out!^^

Yuna December 30th, 2003 9:47 AM

Read this and really think about it. Picture everything in your head.
Your never know when something like this might happen.


It's Friday night and you are driving your car.




(What kind of car are you driving?)


(YOU ARE THE DRIVER!!!)





You can only have FOUR other people
in the car with you.

(Who is in the car with you?)




As you drive, you and your friends
start chillin to some music.

(What song are you all listening to?)




So, there you are chillin to some music
with four other people








all of a sudden this crazy driver hits
you in the back!









You are flying down the road out of control.









You hit a speed bump and the car flips and lands upside-down in the grass beside the road.









You lay there crying because
you are in so much pain










You hear nothing but silence.










silence










silence









Silence.












You try to yell out to your friends,
but you are in so much pain and shock
the words won't come out.










You lay there for about 2 minutes,
but to you it seems like 60 minutes.










You finally hear something.










You hear the ambulance and you
have never felt more relieved.










You lay there, still in the car, thinking about your

family,

friends,

School,

past holidays,

old friends,

old lovers










You start to pray for the other people in
the car and for yourself.










The paramedics get you out of the car,
put you on a stretcher, and then
into the ambulance.










you see nothing and hear nothing
but a void....you are alone










You don't get a chance to see the other
people that were in the car with you










As they drive to the hospital,
you pray and think to yourself










"Am I going to die?"











Where are my friends?










Are they okay?










What's going to happen to me.......?










Did you die or not?










What happened to your friends that
were in the car with you......?










They ALL died.










All of the other people in the car died.












They are gone.












You'll never get to see them again.












As for you.....













You died too.












Wait you were just imagining....right ?












But what if it were real?


What if it really happened to you?












Think about it....












That car was the LAST car you
were EVER in with your friends.












Those four people were the
LAST people you EVER saw.












Did you pick the four people in the
car with you wisely...












or do you wish that someone else
was in the car with you?












The song you were chillin to was the
LAST song you EVER heard.












Don't you wish you could have had the chance to
tell everyone you loved them?













Don't you wish you could have told your parents
you loved them one last time?













Don't you wish you could have
kissed your boy/girlfriend one last time?











Don't you wish you could have told
your crush how much you loved them?












Don't you wish you could hug your
friends one last time?











Don't you wish you had the chance
to do all of those things?











You still do.










Send this email to everyone you love, hate,...










friends, family, even enemies.








Just send this to everyone you know.









This really didn't happen to you.










But, pray for all of the people that it DID happen to










AND remember this quote:
"Live every day to its fullest......"











and when someone says that they love you,










know the meaning of it








And mean
it when you say it too.





Send this to every one you care about before you lose you chance. If you don't send this on and just delete it all it means is that your cold hearted and emotionless.
Tell someone that you care.

i got this as an e-mail

Sapphire December 30th, 2003 10:17 AM

Wow. maybe I should send that...well, um...I dunno..

Dizzy December 30th, 2003 3:05 PM

Am I still part of the Comedians Club? lol

Hey I got one ... Dont get mad @ me though

Everyone press Alt+F4!!

Yuna December 30th, 2003 3:57 PM

dizzy,you've been a bad boy.now i have to eat your soul.*eats dizzy's soul*

Dizzy December 30th, 2003 4:04 PM

Lol! Wasnt that a good one?

Greed December 30th, 2003 4:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yuna
Read this and really think about it. Picture everything in your head.
Your never know when something like this might happen.


It's Friday night and you are driving your car.




(What kind of car are you driving?)


(YOU ARE THE DRIVER!!!)





You can only have FOUR other people
in the car with you.

(Who is in the car with you?)




As you drive, you and your friends
start chillin to some music.

(What song are you all listening to?)




So, there you are chillin to some music
with four other people








all of a sudden this crazy driver hits
you in the back!









You are flying down the road out of control.









You hit a speed bump and the car flips and lands upside-down in the grass beside the road.









You lay there crying because
you are in so much pain










You hear nothing but silence.










silence










silence









Silence.












You try to yell out to your friends,
but you are in so much pain and shock
the words won't come out.










You lay there for about 2 minutes,
but to you it seems like 60 minutes.










You finally hear something.










You hear the ambulance and you
have never felt more relieved.










You lay there, still in the car, thinking about your

family,

friends,

School,

past holidays,

old friends,

old lovers










You start to pray for the other people in
the car and for yourself.










The paramedics get you out of the car,
put you on a stretcher, and then
into the ambulance.










you see nothing and hear nothing
but a void....you are alone










You don't get a chance to see the other
people that were in the car with you










As they drive to the hospital,
you pray and think to yourself










"Am I going to die?"











Where are my friends?










Are they okay?










What's going to happen to me.......?










Did you die or not?










What happened to your friends that
were in the car with you......?










They ALL died.










All of the other people in the car died.












They are gone.












You'll never get to see them again.












As for you.....













You died too.












Wait you were just imagining....right ?












But what if it were real?


What if it really happened to you?












Think about it....












That car was the LAST car you
were EVER in with your friends.












Those four people were the
LAST people you EVER saw.












Did you pick the four people in the
car with you wisely...












or do you wish that someone else
was in the car with you?












The song you were chillin to was the
LAST song you EVER heard.












Don't you wish you could have had the chance to
tell everyone you loved them?













Don't you wish you could have told your parents
you loved them one last time?













Don't you wish you could have
kissed your boy/girlfriend one last time?











Don't you wish you could have told
your crush how much you loved them?












Don't you wish you could hug your
friends one last time?











Don't you wish you had the chance
to do all of those things?











You still do.










Send this email to everyone you love, hate,...










friends, family, even enemies.








Just send this to everyone you know.









This really didn't happen to you.










But, pray for all of the people that it DID happen to










AND remember this quote:
"Live every day to its fullest......"











and when someone says that they love you,










know the meaning of it








And mean
it when you say it too.





Send this to every one you care about before you lose you chance. If you don't send this on and just delete it all it means is that your cold hearted and emotionless.
Tell someone that you care.

i got this as an e-mail

*blinks* Is this suppoused to touch me? O_o;

*everyone nods*

CaRtOON: Okay then! ^_^; *starts fake crying*

*gets killed by car crash*

Yuna December 30th, 2003 4:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaRtOON
*blinks* Is this suppoused to touch me? O_o;

*everyone nods*

CaRtOON: Okay then! ^_^; *starts fake crying*

*gets killed by car crash*

fake crying is not acceptable.i must now eat your souyl*eat's cartoon's soul*

I'm a lean,mean,soul-eatin' machine! :P

100marios December 30th, 2003 8:47 PM

*is seen pulling upand coming out of a taxi while being yelled at by the driver*
*the driver is yelling at him in spanish*
..........yeah well, same to you buddy! That's the last time I'm going to ride in this taxi again, much less listen to you!.......What!? It was your idea to say terminator stinks in his office! Not mine! Here's your cash, now get lost!
*car speeds away while crashing into the fallen monkey tree*
Hey you guys! I'm back from California! Hey I saw that e-mail before! It was really sad the first time I read it, not funny! Although it did teach a good lesson!
.....hey, alt+F4?...*presses the buttons*
......................
......................
*is seen in the cab again driving up and talking to the guy*
I told you it wasn't my fault he exploded your prized taxi, and I'm never coming again!
*leaves money and runs away while he runs into the tree again*
That was some trick Dizzy hehe...

Rift December 30th, 2003 9:52 PM

*swings from a rope and takes Ally away * your safe now! *jumps down and starts beating up Austin* try and hurt my girlfr...i mean Ally and ill beat ya with an ugle stick! *accidentily wackes 100marios* oops...sorry buddy! :laugh:

Phantom Angel December 30th, 2003 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yuna
fake crying is not acceptable.i must now eat your souyl*eat's cartoon's soul*

I'm a lean,mean,soul-eatin' machine! :P

Well, I am ghost. =/
Luckily, she doesn't eat me. XD

100marios December 30th, 2003 11:02 PM

*begins spinning from the whack and evetually stops*
That one ouchied!
*begins to walk away dizzily but gets caught in the rope and gets tied up*
Gah!! I hog-tied myself!.....no wait....
*grabs an apple and stuffs it into mouth*
*speaks in a muffled voice*
NOW I'm hog-tied hehe!

Shingo` December 30th, 2003 11:11 PM

*horrible hunger*
*eats someone's head*
Random: 100marios

100marios December 30th, 2003 11:20 PM

Ahh!!!!
*ducks just in time*
Now, now, just because I look apetizing doesn't mean you can try and bite my head off!
*throws a fireball in shingo's mouth*
I put a li'l pepper on thatta one! Enjoy!
*runs away while entangled in rope*

Phantom Angel December 31st, 2003 9:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100marios
Ahh!!!!
*ducks just in time*
Now, now, just because I look apetizing doesn't mean you can try and bite my head off!
*throws a fireball in shingo's mouth*
I put a li'l pepper on thatta one! Enjoy!
*runs away while entangled in rope*

*throw a boomerang at 100marios*
*boomerang steal his pants*
*throw his pants at bunch of girls*
*all girls fainted*
XD


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