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Rift March 21st, 2004 10:28 PM

*walks in the class* now to blow up the central area where them cows are, i brought a new General! General Blonde! *a dumb blonde walks in* okay class, General Blonde is going to show you how to throw a grenade! *the blonde takes the grenade, rips out the key and throws it out the window* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *throws the dumb blonde out the window* Never mind class *gives the cow empire about 50 dumb blondes* they'll be retreating in a matter of hours...hehe XD

Greed March 22nd, 2004 10:48 AM

He he he.. Dumb blond jokes rule! =P I dunno why, they're funny, they make blondes seem so stupid XD

Anyways, gee, I was gone for one day and now you guys are way ahead of me >_<;;

*dies*

Teara March 22nd, 2004 10:57 AM

A blond iz driveing down a road when zhe zeez another blond in a row boat out in a field. Zhe ztopz the car and yellz out the window, "It'z people like you that make uz blondz look bad! And if I could zwim, I'd go out there and teach you a lezzon!"
:laugh: Zorry, I couldn't rezizt^_^;

Rift March 22nd, 2004 9:44 PM

yeah, thats a good one! my friend told me it once! how do ya keep a blonde intertained all day? give her a piece of paper that says "Turn over" on both sides! XD

piyoko March 23rd, 2004 5:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire Latios
yeah, thats a good one! my friend told me it once! how do ya keep a blonde intertained all day? give her a piece of paper that says "Turn over" on both sides! XD

XD...i don't get it :confused:

Greed March 23rd, 2004 10:47 AM

I get it! XD So blonds are dumb enough to follow instructions on a little piece of paper!!!!!! XD!!

*dies*

100marios March 23rd, 2004 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaRtOON
I get it! XD So blonds are dumb enough to follow instructions on a little piece of paper!!!!!! XD!!

*dies*

Not only that, but they would keep flipping it over! There would be no end!
Hehe...

I don't exactly enjoy making fun of blondes, (the hair color makes no difference!) but have you guys heard this one? I'm sure you have....

If you want another way to keep a blonde entertained, put her in a circular room, and tell her to find a corner.

Interesting hehe.....

Greed March 23rd, 2004 1:33 PM

XD!!!! There's this joke I heard..

There is a black-haired man and his blond friend. They both go to a football game, after it finishes, the black-haired dude asks his blond friend..

"So, how'd you like it?"

The blond says,

"Its was okay, but I don't understand something.."

The black-haired dude says,

"What's that?"

The blond says..

"Well, I don't understand why they were fighting for a quarter.. I mean, when it started, everyone's yelling 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarterback!'

Lame, but it made me laugh XD Its a bit tricky, but read it carefully and you'll understand =D

*dies*

100marios March 23rd, 2004 1:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaRtOON
XD!!!! There's this joke I heard..

There is a black-haired man and his blond friend. They both go to a football game, after it finishes, the black-haired dude asks his blond friend..

"So, how'd you like it?"

The blond says,

"Its was okay, but I don't understand something.."

The black-haired dude says,

"What's that?"

The blond says..

"Well, I don't understand why they were fighting for a quarter.. I mean, when it started, everyone's yelling 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarterback!'

Lame, but it made me laugh XD Its a bit tricky, but read it carefully and you'll understand =D

*dies*

Hahaha!
*slaps his leg*
I like that one! I think I've heard it before too!
...quarterback....hehe.....

piyoko March 23rd, 2004 3:08 PM

i know a joke!
"wanna hear a dirty joke? a man feel into a mud puddle.
wanna hear a dirtier joke?he fell in again.
wanna hear a clean joke? the man toke a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear a dirty joke?bubbles was his neighbor."
XD my friend told me that!*rolls on the floor laughing*:laugh:
*crickets chirp*.....
.....Well *I* thought it was funny!

Greed March 25th, 2004 10:49 AM

XD! I thought that was funny :3

Anyways, you know when you're being interviewed for a job, you always give your resume? Well, here's some famous dumb resume stuff =P

Julius Caesar - My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

Jesse James - I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

Marie Antoinette - My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person.

Joseph Guillotine - I can give your company a head start on the competition.

Hamlet - My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

Lucretia Borgia - My greatest accomplishment? after I took over the department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one.

Pandora - I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.

Genghis Khan - My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job, I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.

MacBeth - Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?

Lady Godiva - What do you mean this isn't business casual?

Elvis - My last boss and I... say, are you going to eat those fries?


Weak, I know, I'll come out with better ones =D

*dies*

piyoko March 27th, 2004 2:29 PM

XD cartoon,those are funny

y...your...a GIRL again @[email protected]!wow

Ice Master March 28th, 2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piyoko
i know a joke!
"wanna hear a dirty joke? a man feel into a mud puddle.
wanna hear a dirtier joke?he fell in again.
wanna hear a clean joke? the man toke a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear a dirty joke?bubbles was his neighbor."
XD my friend told me that!*rolls on the floor laughing*:laugh:
*crickets chirp*.....
.....Well *I* thought it was funny!

Xd that is funny
Here is some funny links.
http://www.rathergood.com/biscuits/

http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Teara March 28th, 2004 12:31 PM

:laugh: OMG thoze were too funny Ice Master! A combination of kittenz and White Stripes, two of my favorite thing Yeah! Eeek! Quizonez thingz!
*beatz Quiznoez thingz with a ztick*
Hehehe, I'm going to have to zend thoze linkz to a friend! :laugh:

Ice Master March 28th, 2004 12:56 PM

That one is my favorite too I have more but i can't find them.

Greed March 29th, 2004 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piyoko
XD cartoon,those are funny

y...your...a GIRL again @[email protected]!wow

Oh yeah! I turned to a girl again xD

Anyways, has anyone seen Cat In The Hat? That's movie's sooo frigging hilarious!!! XD

*Takes out a knife*

I'll kill yall! And I'll make it look like a bloody accident! *smashes down knife and cuts off own arm*

Piyoko: Errr.. CaRtOON..? Your arm..

Me: ..Huh? *looks at arm in half* Ah, I see, so I---- SON OF A BBIIIII*scene is cut off*

(Hang In There Baby!)

piyoko March 30th, 2004 2:27 PM

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*gets out knife and starts sharpening it* want me to help you with yur other arm? *.*

today's my birthday!WAHOOT!^-^ *throws confetti* [email protected]@

Plasma March 30th, 2004 2:47 PM

Well happy birthday, Piyoko... and may I join? I'm starting a comedy website... it's in my profile.

100marios March 30th, 2004 4:40 PM

Happy happy b-day piyoko!
Wahoo!
*does the hokey pokey*
Oh yeah! I hope you're having a good one!
......that's what it's all about!
Hehe..

Rift April 1st, 2004 10:03 AM

Hey, it's April Fools day everyone! My favorite day of the year. Muahaha! XD Anyone pulled some pranks yet?

CrazyMeowth April 1st, 2004 11:03 AM

Yeah, I stole a gorrilla and then painted him red and set him free to roam the streets.

APRIL FOOLS! *gets kicked by many people*....

100marios April 1st, 2004 11:11 AM

Not much so far.
Just the ol', 'there's a bug on the wall!' gag hehe..

Greed April 2nd, 2004 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piyoko
XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*gets out knife and starts sharpening it* want me to help you with yur other arm? *.*

today's my birthday!WAHOOT!^-^ *throws confetti* [email protected]@

Well, since it was your b-day. Sure! Cut off my other arm! xD

Anyways, you're an Aries! HURRAH! We can get along! xD

*dies*

Simone April 3rd, 2004 11:07 PM

LOL, Can i cut of your arm?.. Naw thats mean. what about a leg or even an Ear? ****.. i will cut off an Eyelash...

Greed April 4th, 2004 5:08 PM

MWAHAHAHA! Sure! Feel free to cut off anything of me! XD Well, you can cut my eyelash, but I ain't got any X.X;;

*dies*


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