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*walks in the class* now to blow up the central area where them cows are, i brought a new General! General Blonde! *a dumb blonde walks in* okay class, General Blonde is going to show you how to throw a grenade! *the blonde takes the grenade, rips out the key and throws it out the window* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *throws the dumb blonde out the window* Never mind class *gives the cow empire about 50 dumb blondes* they'll be retreating in a matter of hours...hehe XD
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He he he.. Dumb blond jokes rule! =P I dunno why, they're funny, they make blondes seem so stupid XD
Anyways, gee, I was gone for one day and now you guys are way ahead of me >_<;; *dies* |
A blond iz driveing down a road when zhe zeez another blond in a row boat out in a field. Zhe ztopz the car and yellz out the window, "It'z people like you that make uz blondz look bad! And if I could zwim, I'd go out there and teach you a lezzon!"
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yeah, thats a good one! my friend told me it once! how do ya keep a blonde intertained all day? give her a piece of paper that says "Turn over" on both sides! XD
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I get it! XD So blonds are dumb enough to follow instructions on a little piece of paper!!!!!! XD!!
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Hehe... I don't exactly enjoy making fun of blondes, (the hair color makes no difference!) but have you guys heard this one? I'm sure you have.... If you want another way to keep a blonde entertained, put her in a circular room, and tell her to find a corner. Interesting hehe..... |
XD!!!! There's this joke I heard..
There is a black-haired man and his blond friend. They both go to a football game, after it finishes, the black-haired dude asks his blond friend.. "So, how'd you like it?" The blond says, "Its was okay, but I don't understand something.." The black-haired dude says, "What's that?" The blond says.. "Well, I don't understand why they were fighting for a quarter.. I mean, when it started, everyone's yelling 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarterback!' Lame, but it made me laugh XD Its a bit tricky, but read it carefully and you'll understand =D *dies* |
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*slaps his leg* I like that one! I think I've heard it before too! ...quarterback....hehe..... |
i know a joke!
"wanna hear a dirty joke? a man feel into a mud puddle. wanna hear a dirtier joke?he fell in again. wanna hear a clean joke? the man toke a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke?bubbles was his neighbor." XD my friend told me that!*rolls on the floor laughing*:laugh: *crickets chirp*..... .....Well *I* thought it was funny! |
XD! I thought that was funny :3
Anyways, you know when you're being interviewed for a job, you always give your resume? Well, here's some famous dumb resume stuff =P Julius Caesar - My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that. Jesse James - I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks. Marie Antoinette - My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person. Joseph Guillotine - I can give your company a head start on the competition. Hamlet - My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover. Lucretia Borgia - My greatest accomplishment? after I took over the department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one. Pandora - I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things. Genghis Khan - My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job, I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries. MacBeth - Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion? Lady Godiva - What do you mean this isn't business casual? Elvis - My last boss and I... say, are you going to eat those fries? Weak, I know, I'll come out with better ones =D *dies* |
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Here is some funny links. http://www.rathergood.com/biscuits/ http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/ http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/ |
:laugh: OMG thoze were too funny Ice Master! A combination of kittenz and White Stripes, two of my favorite thing Yeah! Eeek! Quizonez thingz!
*beatz Quiznoez thingz with a ztick* Hehehe, I'm going to have to zend thoze linkz to a friend! :laugh: |
That one is my favorite too I have more but i can't find them.
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Anyways, has anyone seen Cat In The Hat? That's movie's sooo frigging hilarious!!! XD *Takes out a knife* I'll kill yall! And I'll make it look like a bloody accident! *smashes down knife and cuts off own arm* Piyoko: Errr.. CaRtOON..? Your arm.. Me: ..Huh? *looks at arm in half* Ah, I see, so I---- SON OF A BBIIIII*scene is cut off* (Hang In There Baby!) |
XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*gets out knife and starts sharpening it* want me to help you with yur other arm? *.*
today's my birthday!WAHOOT!^-^ *throws confetti* [email protected]@ |
Well happy birthday, Piyoko... and may I join? I'm starting a comedy website... it's in my profile.
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Happy happy b-day piyoko!
Wahoo! *does the hokey pokey* Oh yeah! I hope you're having a good one! ......that's what it's all about! Hehe.. |
Hey, it's April Fools day everyone! My favorite day of the year. Muahaha! XD Anyone pulled some pranks yet?
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Yeah, I stole a gorrilla and then painted him red and set him free to roam the streets.
APRIL FOOLS! *gets kicked by many people*.... |
Not much so far.
Just the ol', 'there's a bug on the wall!' gag hehe.. |
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Anyways, you're an Aries! HURRAH! We can get along! xD *dies* |
LOL, Can i cut of your arm?.. Naw thats mean. what about a leg or even an Ear? ****.. i will cut off an Eyelash...
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MWAHAHAHA! Sure! Feel free to cut off anything of me! XD Well, you can cut my eyelash, but I ain't got any X.X;;
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