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Shingo` December 3rd, 2003 3:47 PM

*conversation?
So I'm a member of the C4?
If yes, press 1. If no, press 2.
Are you sure?
If yes, press 1. If no, press 2.

Soph December 3rd, 2003 6:01 PM

Okay I know im not a member of this club but I would really like to be and I also really want to post this email I got, its funny…well I think it is. And mirrors the frustration computers can cause! I loved it anyway.



For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on...


At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon".

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part heheh) :

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.



2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the
windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would
all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna! .

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10.You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.




Heeh heeh heeh…well, I thought they were funny! XD.

Sapphire December 3rd, 2003 6:26 PM

heh...Well then..today, at school we were going over our line's for our play (im Babs, the female villian!) and I have to try and kill all my friends! hehe then i ws eating..CANY CANES!!! and i got..HYPER!!!! WHEEEEEEE *runs around the room*

Soph December 3rd, 2003 7:25 PM

okay i still not a member but i have a joke....i hope no one else already posted my joke.

What is the difference between a Golfer and a Skydiver?

One goes WHACK! "oh, darn..." and the other goes, "oh, darn..." WHACK!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

well, i liked it!

invinible December 4th, 2003 11:14 AM

Soph, I have a pass for you.

*hands Soph a backstage pass to a Boyz to Men concert.*

Sapphire December 4th, 2003 11:17 AM

Soph, you don't have to be a member to join! but..*hands soph a REAL member card* There ya go! HAHAHA!!!! It'll blow up in 3...2...1...haha!

no. that wasnt funny.

Shingo` December 4th, 2003 12:43 PM

If your car had all the characteristics of different OSs, then you would find...

Key: (L) Linux, (W) Windows, (M) Mac OS
---
(L) Your car would be so stable it can survive a crash.
(W) Your car would give you the "blue windshield of death."
(M) Your car plays a nice tone when you start it up.
(L) Your car can host "car dealer" websites.
(W) Just click on Start to start your car.
(M) Your car seats are a pleasant Aqua.
(L) Your car has a high-speed connection.
(W) Your car slows when you try to backup.
(M) iSight can help you see what's behind your car.

invinible December 5th, 2003 2:11 PM

I posted a round-a-bout joke in Dizzy's Hot or Not thread in Other Chat.

Greed December 7th, 2003 10:47 AM

THIS IS NOT FOR BACKSTREET BOYS FANS!!! Lol, I dislike them..

Anyways, here's a link to this hilarious site saying they're gay. XD!!

The Backstreet Boys Are Gay!

This is sooo hilarious!!!

*gets killed by Backstreet Boys*

Rift December 9th, 2003 4:17 PM

*thinks* i wonder if Cartoon has 1000000000000000000000 lives cause she dies daily! :laugh:

Shingo` December 9th, 2003 4:22 PM

*helps SL find his mind* *picks it up and throws it in the ocean* *sticks plastic in him in place for a mind*

RoxasOld December 9th, 2003 4:26 PM

that link about the backstreet boys is way too funny. i thought i was gonna die from laughing. :laugh:

Flame blaziken December 9th, 2003 7:15 PM

Ok There was a Tech Longhorn and Aggie football player The Tech player says Hit my hand and he puts it in front of a wall the aggie try to hit his hand but he moved it so he hit the wall and the longhorn did the same then their on an airplane and the aggie says says hit my hand and he puts it in front of his Face
*Listens for applause but hears cricket noises*

Soph December 9th, 2003 7:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire
Soph, you don't have to be a member to join! but..*hands soph a REAL member card* There ya go! HAHAHA!!!! It'll blow up in 3...2...1...haha!

no. that wasnt funny.

does taht make me a member? does it? does it? pleeeeeese me wanna me a member! lol XD.

Phantom Angel December 9th, 2003 10:40 PM

Who want to be my lunch? ;P
I think Ally wants. XD
*eat Ally again, again and again*
How many times that I eat Ally? XD

John Denver December 10th, 2003 4:38 AM

lol...that car thing was hilarious sophie...my dad e-mailed it to his working buddies it was so funny...

BOO ya!

Sapphire December 10th, 2003 3:21 PM

Soph, you're a member now! Or..to me ^__^; a couple days ago, I was talking to my friend, Diana in English class, which is are only class together. And we were talking and she said, "Ya know, we've only got one class together." and I looked at her and asked, "What class?" And I sat there, puzzeled for a minute. then I said, "Oh..English! I knew ^__^; " I did'nt know! I cant beleive i didnt know! heh...stupid me...

Rift December 10th, 2003 4:41 PM

If you wanna be a member here...you can be a member! just make yourself a member! :D

Sapphire December 10th, 2003 4:54 PM

Oh *looks at Scott* Is that how I get here?

Rift December 10th, 2003 9:23 PM

yep! and who wants to hear a Pro Basketball joke? its funnier than He**!

Greed December 11th, 2003 2:23 PM

I do, I do!!!! ^_^ What's it about? O_o;;

BTW, what's C4? What's it about? Is it a comedian's official club? Cus a lot of people are talking about it..

I know, I'm slow, I can't believe it took me ages people are talking about it O_o;;

P.S. Actually, I do not know if I have 1000000000000000 lives O_o;; I think I just get revived somehow... o_o; But who keeps reviving me?! O_O;;

*Gets killed by voodoo doll*

Sapphire December 11th, 2003 3:34 PM

The C4 is like..er...well, its Comedians four. I guess, four (for some reason i was going to put three) of the elite comedians, and little member people (Like me! ^__^ ) I guess...ya....uhm..okay? I forgot..right?

Once, we were going over our lines for the play at school, and Im supposed to say this place and I couldnt pronounce it, so I asked to change it and I did, so I put Hawaii, but I spelled it wrong so now its Hawayee, and then at a readthrough, which I couldnt go to..*sniffle* my understudy said the place I cant pronounce and then everybody said "Hawayee!" It was soo funny! hahahah

John Denver December 11th, 2003 7:03 PM

I'm now questioning whether or not I should be part of C4

*see's cartoons foot in butt*

hey that's my reason!

BOO yaouch!

Rift December 11th, 2003 9:22 PM

Im the leader of C4! bow down before me!!!

okay heres the joke!

A teacher asked her students if they liked the Lakers, everyone raised there hand except a little girl the teacher asked "So what team do you like?" and the girl said "Well im a Sonics fan, because my moms from Seattle and my loves the Sonics, so im a Sonics fan...but if my mom was a prostitute and my dad was a drug dealer i guess id be a Blazer!" :laugh:


it makes it funnier since im from Oregon...and i hate the Blazers! there a bunch of drugees with no talent!

Sapphire December 12th, 2003 9:10 PM

er..okay..that...was..sudden...I was going to say something, oh ya!
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CALLING SOMEONE ON THE PHONE AND LEAVE THIS MESSAGE ON THEIR ANSWERING MACHINE: I know who you are.
ahem..A couple says ago, on my friends Birthday, I called her and I got her answering machine and I said "Happy Birthday! I KNOW WHO YOU Are! Uh..ya...Hi Alex! It's..Alex! No, no, no, It's not yourself! IT'S MEEE!!!! ya...I....has some questions...ya...Happy Birthday...ya...uh.....bye.
and I hung up, the next day at school she said to me "I know who you are." and I just started to laugh (hey, that was today!) it was really funny! but, you people are just so...NOT SPECIAL that you might not get it and find this rather annoying. heh...I think I already told you guys about the English class incident...oh! Ive got yet another stupid story! yay
Today, (or yesterday, it was FRIDAY) My little sister asks if she can bring in my stuffed Pikachu (Ive had it since i was like 8) and I said sure. So, at school, im sitting on it. and she grabs it, so I land on the floor (I fell over) and she laughed, then when her friends got there (mine too) They were playign some sort of monkey in the middle type game, and chasing my Pikachu around, and then my friends were chasing it too! and this one kid was like looking at us like we were some kind of freaks, the funny part was, that Pikachu was meant for show in tell and not for i dunno..I guess its not that funnny, but if you would have been there, it was funny..


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