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iRawr-x August 9th, 2008 3:31 AM

If I were a... *Pokemon Name Here*
 
Yo! I have decieded to make this new game. (I don't know If Its already made but I've already searched)

Its pretty much easy to do.
So Heres how it goes. You must type "If I were a... <Pokemon Name Here>"
And then a something to go after that. Can't really understand? Here what It could look like:

Poster 1: If I were a Magikarp, I would tell every Pokemon to watch out when I evolve

Poster 2: I would rate that 8/10
Heres mine: If I were a Eevee, I would have to make 7 different HARD decisions when I am going to evolve!

There.. So Basically the next poster must rate and then make up there own :3
Alright so I will start.


If I were Arcues, Picking types may be hard :S

The Bringer! August 9th, 2008 3:43 AM

Good, but seems too much like the eevee example. 6/10

If I were a feebas, I would get myself an everstone :3

iRawr-x August 9th, 2008 3:46 AM

Hmm, 7/10 (Don't worry Its a good one)

If I were a Munchlax, I would not eat at all until I evolve X3 (Snorlax SKINNY?)
XD

The Bringer! August 9th, 2008 4:03 AM

That could very well be the creepiest thing in the history of pokemon... ever. 8/10

If I were a probopass, I would be sad because of all the probopass hate going around. ;_;

Scalfittura August 9th, 2008 6:03 AM

4/10, because I don't really get the joke and I REALLY hate probobass.... (no offence)

If I were Giratina I would swallow as many pp ups and pp maxs as possible to raise my shadow force.

The Bringer! August 9th, 2008 6:42 AM

It wasn't a joke. I was commenting on how terrible it would be to be a probopass because everyone hates it.

5/10, Shadow force is a terrible move, as they could just use a normal type when you prepare for the attack, or someone like forretress who can just shrug it off. Also, I can think of much better things to do as Girantina.

If I were a voltorb, I would like exploding when people pick me up thinking I'm an item >=)

iRawr-x August 9th, 2008 6:21 PM

9/10 Thats a nice one, Just like in leafgreen Pokeballs = Voltorb in Powerplant XD

If I were a... Exploud I would scream 'till the whole world wakes up.

MyLittleShop August 9th, 2008 6:33 PM

1/10 i hate being woken up

If i were a ditto, i would impersonate George Bush and curse out America on TV

Ven~ August 9th, 2008 8:01 PM

9/10 its like saying hey im george bush and you know what really grinds my gears?
YOU AMERICA SCREW YOU

if i were a lucario i would charge a kamehameha just like goku does...

KAAAAH MEEEEEEEH AAAAAA MEEEEEEH HAAAAAAA

You're Gonna Go Far Kid! August 10th, 2008 2:12 AM

7/10 Not exactly the most imagination used,but who doesn't love Lucario? lol

If I were Hitmonchan i'd become the UFC world champion and i'd join the Olympics & use the prize money for charity and stuff.After I get tired of being famous & fighting professionally i'd team up with a Hitmonlee & a Hitmontop and we'd walk the streets fighting crime and kicking ass.

hotmic 1998 August 10th, 2008 2:18 AM

8/10 goku is all right but i dont like him

if i were a rayqazza i would make team roket "blast of again" *

iRawr-x August 10th, 2008 12:43 PM

If I were a... Cherrim, I'd run away from munchlax screaming " I'm not food! "

Loud and Annoying Pidgey August 10th, 2008 12:56 PM

10/10. i like it. :P

If I Were A Pidgeot,I Would Go Around Pecking Peoples Heads. XD

Gymnotide August 10th, 2008 1:23 PM

8 / 10
That's not nice - though you would do a better job as something smaller! Pidgeot would just knock people down, :P

If I were a Tangela, I wouldn't have to worry about how I look.

Loud and Annoying Pidgey August 10th, 2008 1:48 PM

Why? LOL
Your A Tangled Plant. O.O

3/10

If I Was A Drowsee I Would Hypnotize People Into Thinking They're Idiots. :P

iRawr-x August 10th, 2008 1:49 PM

Hehe, Thats funny! 9/10

If I were a Darkrai, I would give the world nightmares including me for some reason O.o

Loud and Annoying Pidgey August 10th, 2008 2:01 PM

Funny But Awkward. O.O

9/10

If I Was A Ninetales I Would Force My Trainer To Touch One Of My Tails So I Can Talk To Them.

Gymnotide August 10th, 2008 2:22 PM

7 / 10 - you would also curse them with eternal bad luck.
If I was an Exeggcute, I'd have six heads and therefore be 6x smarter than you...
Except for that head which got cracked open.

And then later, I'd evolve into a coconut tree because that is the logical evolutionary path for 6 pink eggs.

Loud and Annoying Pidgey August 10th, 2008 2:27 PM

:P
I Knew That. Give Me A Break.
And 6x Smarter Then Me? C'mon...
1/10

If I Was A Gallade I Would Carve Faced On Everybodys Stuff And Make Them Think The Town Is Haunted. XD

Spinor August 10th, 2008 2:37 PM

Whait what? That kinda didn't make sense.

If I were a Feraligatr, I'd eat up that damn Team Rocket for the Sake of the show.

You're Gonna Go Far Kid! August 10th, 2008 4:25 PM

8/10
If I were Gengar i'd hide in the shadows at night at scare the sh*t out of people.

The Bringer! August 10th, 2008 4:28 PM

6/10

If I were a hoppip, I would be freaking scared of big gusts of wind.

Loud and Annoying Pidgey August 10th, 2008 4:33 PM

huh. O.O
5/10 just because i dont get why you would be afraid of wind gusts.

if i was a rotom,i would go into peoples TVs and switch the channels when somwbody is watching it.

Becky_x August 10th, 2008 4:43 PM

8/10 I'd totally do the same, It'd be like Gremlins!

If I were a Bellossom I'd be dacing the Dance of Bellossom all day!

*Bel!* *Bel!* *Lossom!* *Bel-los-som!*

Loud and Annoying Pidgey August 10th, 2008 4:45 PM

10/10
you know it very well. XD

If I Was A Bellsprout I Would Try To Grow An Oran Berry. (ON ME!)

XD

Blue Screen of Death August 10th, 2008 8:51 PM

9/10, seems oddly funny.

If I where a Charmander, I would be shouting "AHH! MY TAIL IS ON FIRE!"

The Bringer! August 10th, 2008 8:54 PM

Funneh. 8/10.

If I were a piplup, I would act like a pompous brat, because my dad would be the emperor and I could get away with whatever I wanted. >=)

iRawr-x August 10th, 2008 9:54 PM

Haha thats a good one 7/10

If I were a ... Mr.Mime I would use copy cat on george bush and copy everything he does until he is so annoyed and wanting to commit suciude. XD

Loud and Annoying Pidgey August 11th, 2008 4:08 AM

Ok,Now THATS Funny. XD
10/10

if i were a scyther i would cut everybodys electrical cercuit!
>=D

Gymnotide August 11th, 2008 4:57 AM

6 / 10 - Except Scyther is part Flying and the electricity from the cords would kill you.

If I was a Muk, I'd be wonderful and mushy.

You're Gonna Go Far Kid! August 11th, 2008 6:30 AM

lol
Wtf >_>
7/10

If I were a Mightyena i'd hang with my boyfriend and play with him.If anybody tried to hurt him i'd use poison fang attack!

Blue Screen of Death August 11th, 2008 7:45 AM

5/10 sounds to human.

If I where an Exploud, everyone within a mile radius would have hearing problems.

iRawr-x August 11th, 2008 10:08 PM

Hehe, Funnehsz 8/10

If I were a... Gardevoir I would be hired as a Baby Sleeper! (Makes babies go to sleep easily)

Blue Screen of Death August 12th, 2008 6:44 AM

6/10 not to bad.

If I were a Celebi, I'd probably go back in time and erase George Bush, then the natural order would be restored.

Anxiety. August 12th, 2008 6:56 AM

10/10 it made me lol

If I was a Victreebel I would eat Jessy for teh lulz!

Graceful August 12th, 2008 9:00 AM

10/10¬! so funny!
If i was a psyduck I would make misty go mad with a fake headache¬!

iRawr-x August 14th, 2008 1:45 AM

Its seems oddish-ly funny, 6/10

If I were a Vespiquen I would go and find my true love.. Vespiking.. XD

chaos11011 August 15th, 2008 2:31 AM

7/10 it was funny
If I was a slaking I would hurt norman for ruining my sleep

The Bringer! August 15th, 2008 2:39 AM

Norman doesn't own all the slakings in the world y' know. 3/10

If I were a porygon, I would hack into computers and ruin peoples files >=)

Guillermo August 15th, 2008 2:44 AM

hahah 10/10 i liked that

If i were a bidoof i would kill myself xD :D

Max_Damage39 August 15th, 2008 7:09 AM

I don't get why everyone hates Bidoof so much. I think it's cute if it's because of the way it looks. If it's because it appears too much, Pidgey did the exact same thing in Red and Blue.

3/10

If I were a Heracross I would attempt (but probably fail) to get the sweet, sweet nectar from the flower on a Venusaurs back.

~DaRkBlAcK~ August 15th, 2008 1:36 PM

7/10


If i were a Swampert i would PWN YOU ALL!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!! O_O

Amplified Ampharos August 15th, 2008 1:43 PM

1\10 Don't get it





If I were an Amphoras I would make sure and stock up on Double AA Batteries

~DaRkBlAcK~ August 15th, 2008 1:50 PM

7/10

I meant i would beat you all and rule the world


if I was Snorlax i would eat ash, brock, and dawn :P

Akarei Yorume August 15th, 2008 2:03 PM

7/10 ... dude, that's funny, but don't eat Brock! :O

If I were Smeargle I would write graffiti everywhere. XD

Blue Screen of Death August 15th, 2008 5:20 PM

6/10, not bad.

If I where a Drifloon, I wouldn't be able to hold a conversation in windy areas.

Guillermo August 15th, 2008 10:25 PM

8/10 lol that was funny

If i were a Magnemite i would stay away from anything metal xD

Salamence! August 17th, 2008 6:51 AM

9/10 lol magnet, hey, wanna take a ride in my sweet car? nah I had better not...get...so...awesome...*ZZZZZZZZ* *CHUNG* ahhhh crap!

If I were a Salamence, I would fly to all sorts of places and help humans and pokemon with things.

Jayster23 August 20th, 2008 9:55 PM

5/10 it's not funny but would be cool

If i were a Munchlax because i could eat all the food in the wrold and if someone tried to stop me i would eat them 2

Guillermo August 21st, 2008 3:39 AM

7/10 i laughed at that, but can people think of something better than munchlax eating people and...things

If i were a Squirtle i would gang up on Charmander xD

.:God:. August 21st, 2008 12:50 PM

Eh... 4/10, not that good...

If I were a Bulbasaur, I stand under the sun until I evolve for a long time.

Jayster23 August 21st, 2008 11:05 PM

5/10 good but not funny

If i were a Staryu i would cut myself in half each time so i would regenerate and take over the world

muhahahhahaha

The Hero Without a Name August 22nd, 2008 9:01 AM

8/10

If I were Eevee, I'd look forward to evolving into Espeon <3

Graceful August 25th, 2008 6:38 AM

3/10¬!

If I were a munchlax I would eat and eat and eat 'till evolve!

obLonG August 29th, 2008 4:43 PM

3/10

If I were a Grimer I would miss my organs.

Sublime August 30th, 2008 8:40 PM

4/10

if i were a cunone i would take off that skull and reveal to the world that im sort sort of freakish charmander! [think about it, its mothers skull looks an awful lot like a charizards head...]

Akarei Yorume August 30th, 2008 9:11 PM

XD 7/10

If I were a Mew... I'd teleport all over the place and scare the crap outta random people. >:3 Not to mention visit my pair~

Sublime August 30th, 2008 9:15 PM

lol 7/10. i find it weird that a mew would scare people though :P

if i were a manaphy i would use Heart Swap on a hitmonchan and a snorlax. just to laugh at them.

Akarei Yorume August 30th, 2008 9:22 PM

It'd just be the fact that I'd pop outta nowhere. XD

Hmmm... 6/10. Pretty funny... but I didn't lol like I did with the other one. XD

If I were a Darkrai... I'd give my worst enemy disturbing nightmares.

Sublime August 30th, 2008 9:28 PM

eh, 5/10 mainly because i think everyone would do that :P

if i were an evee, i would jump on a big pile of all the evolution stones, just to see if i evolved into some awesome super-pokemon.

Akarei Yorume August 31st, 2008 7:28 AM

6/10 XD

If I were a Dodrio... I'd fight with myself all the time. O_o;;

Niprop August 31st, 2008 9:41 PM

Heh, 7/10.

If I were Porygon 2, I'd be afraid to evolve...

.:God:. September 1st, 2008 8:08 AM

1/10 ... huh?

If I was a Ditto, I would transform until a girl and buy cucumbers.

~DarkAchu~ September 1st, 2008 8:11 AM

10/10 LMAO
if i were mew i would laugh in peoples faces in the cute tone

Akarei Yorume September 1st, 2008 8:15 AM

Uhhh, I don't get it. I'm sure I get the sort of thing it's supposed to mean, but... O_o 2/10 (the 2 because I have a foggy idea of what's going on, and I think that foggy idea is funny.)
EDIT: BEATEN... 2/10, it's not very funny.

If I was a Skarmory... I'd probably spend the rest of my life trying to figure out how the hell I could fly. O_o I mean, I'm a big... metal... bird... o.o

Blue Screen of Death September 1st, 2008 8:37 AM

8/10 It does raise a good point.

If I where a Slowking, I would need pants.

Bludycomicsinc September 1st, 2008 9:16 AM

I don't get it.7/10 because it's true.

If I were an arceus i would visit my reletives in the goat milking farm.

Akarei Yorume September 1st, 2008 9:40 AM

XD Yeah. It always looked like a goat to me... o.o 10/10 ... LOL!

If I were a Rayquaza... what would happen to my pee? O_o

Bludycomicsinc September 1st, 2008 10:44 AM

It would probably be dripping out while you fly.9/10

IfI were a mamoswine how would I not be extinct?

Akarei Yorume September 1st, 2008 11:11 AM

I meant if I peed, would if fall on someone? O_o

...4/10 not very funny.

If I were a Ratatta I would sneak into people's houses at night and steal their chocolate. :3

Blue Screen of Death September 1st, 2008 1:37 PM

10/10 Many would, many would.

If I where a Diglett I would be tired of getting dirt in my mouth.

Azumi September 2nd, 2008 12:22 AM

10/10 Nice. You'll have to get used to it then.

If I were a Mime Jr. I would go and balance on a ball. A blue one! (I am advertising Pokemon Platinum...)

iRawr-x September 2nd, 2008 1:12 AM

I don't get it.. But I somehow lol'ed 7/10

If I were a Palkia.. I would go and steal Dialga's Adamant orb and hold it and transform into Dialkia (Dialga + Palkia)


Loud and Annoying Pidgey September 2nd, 2008 6:02 AM

other then the whole transform thing,goo imagination. =3

9/10

If I Were A Raichu I Would make The Power Go Out.

Mōnštȝr¿ September 2nd, 2008 3:41 PM

5/10 doesn't seem original

If I where a Cyndaquil, I would bee careful where i lite my back.( Fire alarms are bad )

Akarei Yorume September 2nd, 2008 7:14 PM

10/10 Yeah... what if you were having a bad dream and you accidentally light the bed on fire? O_o

If I were a Spinda... I'd want to get medication for motion sickness.

PartyPikachu September 2nd, 2008 8:17 PM

If I were a Hypno, I'll hypnotize people into serving me!

Akarei Yorume September 2nd, 2008 9:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PartyPikachu (Post 3905410)
If I were a Hypno, I'll hypnotize people into serving me!

Dude, you're supposed to rate the poster above you for how funny/creative the idea was.

I'll give you a 2/10... wouldn't everyone do that if they were Hypno?

I say again (Because you didn't rate me... ><), If I were a Spinda, I'd want to get medication for motion sickness.

Jayster23 September 2nd, 2008 10:45 PM

7/10 you need it

If i were a... Male Gardevoir i would scream"Argh I'm in a Dress"

Loud and Annoying Pidgey September 3rd, 2008 3:01 AM

Funny... But Wierd. O.O Male Gardevoirs Are Rare Now Because Of Gallade.

Anyways...
10/10

-

If I Were A Cacturne,I Would Use Spikes And Leave Them Outsite Everybodys Door. lol

Anxiety. September 3rd, 2008 9:25 AM

7/10

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If I were a Meowth, I'd be a lolcat
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You won't find it funny unless you know what lolcats are [Caturday? Icanhascheezburger? That's all lolcat stuff]

Salamence! September 3rd, 2008 8:42 PM

10/10 I love LOLcats!!!

If I were a Machamp, I would go around throwing random huge objects at cars just to hear that !CRASH! sound.

Amplified Ampharos September 4th, 2008 3:10 AM

10/10 CRASH UHOH



If I were Sunflora I would move to kansas(Sunflower STate)

Jayster23 September 12th, 2008 3:53 AM

6/10 lol

If i were a Ambipom i would distract a person with one tail then take their wallet with the other tail/hand thing

Torag the Corrupted September 13th, 2008 1:38 PM

Muahahahaha! 9.35/10

If I were a Gallade, I'd mug people with my BLADES OF DEATH! >=D

Crosell September 13th, 2008 1:48 PM

8/10 haha.
If I where a Charizard, I would hunt down every single flying object, even team rocket =D

Patatas Fritas September 14th, 2008 7:11 AM

7/10 Lol, that made me lol... But i dont no why...

If i was a Kirlia i'd be like "Just keep Spinning, Spinning, Spinning!"

Saltare. September 14th, 2008 7:30 AM

8/10 reminds me of nemo "Just keep swimming! Swimming! Swimming!" lol


If I were a Riolu, I'd be very curtious and happy :>

Jayster23 September 16th, 2008 11:02 PM

7/10 lol (I don't know what Curtious means)

If i were a Chimchar i would yell"Arghh..... a Turd landed on my head"

Akarei Yorume September 17th, 2008 1:13 PM

Uhh, are you talking about Turtwig? (Turdwig lol.) 1/10 :/

If I were a Lucario... I'd probably come face-to-face with my father... and sense a disturbance in the Aura!

Pietacular September 18th, 2008 3:31 PM

Star Wars... nice. 8/10

If I were a Snorlax, I would break into a Costco and eat EVRYTING!!!!1

Jayster23 September 27th, 2008 3:26 AM

9/10 and everything else lol

If i were a Diglett i would confuse my enemies by playing whack-a-mole they when Confuse them i use Rock Tomb to kill them

Muhahahahaha

SherlockHolmeboy September 27th, 2008 3:57 AM

9/10 - Yay! Whack-a-mole!

If I were a Mudkip, for some reason, I wouldn't liek mudkipz.

Jayster23 September 27th, 2008 4:09 AM

3/10 that means you wouldn't like your self

If i were a Ariados i would peirce my enemy with my fang and sing "The fang goes in,The guts come out. That's what killings all about"

Satoshi Sugimori September 28th, 2008 9:57 PM

9/10 it's just funny XD

If I where Ash's pikachu I would electrocute him over and over! :P

Jayster23 September 28th, 2008 11:56 PM

lol 9.4/10 Ash deverses it

If i were a.... Kadabra i would teleport behing my enemy then punch them in the back of the neck.

Satoshi Sugimori September 29th, 2008 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayster23 (Post 3983836)
lol 9.4/10 Ash deverses it

If i were a.... Kadabra i would teleport behing my enemy then punch them in the back of the neck.

Whoaa backstabbing :O:O I liek it :D 9/10

If I were a...Lucario I fight on the side of my Master Satoshi Sugimori! Don't get it? It's from my hack ;P lolz

Jayster23 September 30th, 2008 10:19 PM

7/10 lol

If i were a.... Sandslash i would smack my baby Sandshrew for flicking you off(check R/S sprite)

dialgaX149 October 29th, 2008 2:22 AM

...Riiiiiiiight... I don't get it. 3/10 for trying, though.

If I were a Ditto, I'd Transform into Ash and ruin his reputation. XD

Lucar10 November 1st, 2008 5:42 PM

Congrats definit 10/10

ok if i were a Latias/Latios i would never give my identity


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