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If I were a... *Pokemon Name Here*
Yo! I have decieded to make this new game. (I don't know If Its already made but I've already searched)
Its pretty much easy to do. So Heres how it goes. You must type "If I were a... <Pokemon Name Here>" And then a something to go after that. Can't really understand? Here what It could look like: Poster 1: If I were a Magikarp, I would tell every Pokemon to watch out when I evolve Poster 2: I would rate that 8/10 Heres mine: If I were a Eevee, I would have to make 7 different HARD decisions when I am going to evolve! There.. So Basically the next poster must rate and then make up there own :3 Alright so I will start. If I were Arcues, Picking types may be hard :S |
Good, but seems too much like the eevee example. 6/10
If I were a feebas, I would get myself an everstone :3 |
Hmm, 7/10 (Don't worry Its a good one)
If I were a Munchlax, I would not eat at all until I evolve X3 (Snorlax SKINNY?) XD |
That could very well be the creepiest thing in the history of pokemon... ever. 8/10
If I were a probopass, I would be sad because of all the probopass hate going around. ;_; |
4/10, because I don't really get the joke and I REALLY hate probobass.... (no offence)
If I were Giratina I would swallow as many pp ups and pp maxs as possible to raise my shadow force. |
It wasn't a joke. I was commenting on how terrible it would be to be a probopass because everyone hates it.
5/10, Shadow force is a terrible move, as they could just use a normal type when you prepare for the attack, or someone like forretress who can just shrug it off. Also, I can think of much better things to do as Girantina. If I were a voltorb, I would like exploding when people pick me up thinking I'm an item >=) |
9/10 Thats a nice one, Just like in leafgreen Pokeballs = Voltorb in Powerplant XD
If I were a... Exploud I would scream 'till the whole world wakes up. |
1/10 i hate being woken up
If i were a ditto, i would impersonate George Bush and curse out America on TV |
9/10 its like saying hey im george bush and you know what really grinds my gears?
YOU AMERICA SCREW YOU if i were a lucario i would charge a kamehameha just like goku does... KAAAAH MEEEEEEEH AAAAAA MEEEEEEH HAAAAAAA |
7/10 Not exactly the most imagination used,but who doesn't love Lucario? lol
If I were Hitmonchan i'd become the UFC world champion and i'd join the Olympics & use the prize money for charity and stuff.After I get tired of being famous & fighting professionally i'd team up with a Hitmonlee & a Hitmontop and we'd walk the streets fighting crime and kicking ass. |
8/10 goku is all right but i dont like him
if i were a rayqazza i would make team roket "blast of again" * |
If I were a... Cherrim, I'd run away from munchlax screaming " I'm not food! "
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10/10. i like it. :P
If I Were A Pidgeot,I Would Go Around Pecking Peoples Heads. XD |
8 / 10
That's not nice - though you would do a better job as something smaller! Pidgeot would just knock people down, :P If I were a Tangela, I wouldn't have to worry about how I look. |
Why? LOL
Your A Tangled Plant. O.O 3/10 If I Was A Drowsee I Would Hypnotize People Into Thinking They're Idiots. :P |
Hehe, Thats funny! 9/10
If I were a Darkrai, I would give the world nightmares including me for some reason O.o |
Funny But Awkward. O.O
9/10 If I Was A Ninetales I Would Force My Trainer To Touch One Of My Tails So I Can Talk To Them. |
7 / 10 - you would also curse them with eternal bad luck.
If I was an Exeggcute, I'd have six heads and therefore be 6x smarter than you... Except for that head which got cracked open. And then later, I'd evolve into a coconut tree because that is the logical evolutionary path for 6 pink eggs. |
:P
I Knew That. Give Me A Break. And 6x Smarter Then Me? C'mon... 1/10 If I Was A Gallade I Would Carve Faced On Everybodys Stuff And Make Them Think The Town Is Haunted. XD |
Whait what? That kinda didn't make sense.
If I were a Feraligatr, I'd eat up that damn Team Rocket for the Sake of the show. |
8/10
If I were Gengar i'd hide in the shadows at night at scare the sh*t out of people. |
6/10
If I were a hoppip, I would be freaking scared of big gusts of wind. |
huh. O.O
5/10 just because i dont get why you would be afraid of wind gusts. if i was a rotom,i would go into peoples TVs and switch the channels when somwbody is watching it. |
8/10 I'd totally do the same, It'd be like Gremlins!
If I were a Bellossom I'd be dacing the Dance of Bellossom all day! *Bel!* *Bel!* *Lossom!* *Bel-los-som!* |
10/10
you know it very well. XD If I Was A Bellsprout I Would Try To Grow An Oran Berry. (ON ME!) XD |
9/10, seems oddly funny.
If I where a Charmander, I would be shouting "AHH! MY TAIL IS ON FIRE!" |
Funneh. 8/10.
If I were a piplup, I would act like a pompous brat, because my dad would be the emperor and I could get away with whatever I wanted. >=) |
Haha thats a good one 7/10
If I were a ... Mr.Mime I would use copy cat on george bush and copy everything he does until he is so annoyed and wanting to commit suciude. XD |
Ok,Now THATS Funny. XD
10/10 if i were a scyther i would cut everybodys electrical cercuit! >=D |
6 / 10 - Except Scyther is part Flying and the electricity from the cords would kill you.
If I was a Muk, I'd be wonderful and mushy. |
lol
Wtf >_> 7/10 If I were a Mightyena i'd hang with my boyfriend and play with him.If anybody tried to hurt him i'd use poison fang attack! |
5/10 sounds to human.
If I where an Exploud, everyone within a mile radius would have hearing problems. |
Hehe, Funnehsz 8/10
If I were a... Gardevoir I would be hired as a Baby Sleeper! (Makes babies go to sleep easily) |
6/10 not to bad.
If I were a Celebi, I'd probably go back in time and erase George Bush, then the natural order would be restored. |
10/10 it made me lol
If I was a Victreebel I would eat Jessy for teh lulz! |
10/10¬! so funny!
If i was a psyduck I would make misty go mad with a fake headache¬! |
Its seems oddish-ly funny, 6/10
If I were a Vespiquen I would go and find my true love.. Vespiking.. XD |
7/10 it was funny
If I was a slaking I would hurt norman for ruining my sleep |
Norman doesn't own all the slakings in the world y' know. 3/10
If I were a porygon, I would hack into computers and ruin peoples files >=) |
hahah 10/10 i liked that
If i were a bidoof i would kill myself xD :D |
I don't get why everyone hates Bidoof so much. I think it's cute if it's because of the way it looks. If it's because it appears too much, Pidgey did the exact same thing in Red and Blue.
3/10 If I were a Heracross I would attempt (but probably fail) to get the sweet, sweet nectar from the flower on a Venusaurs back. |
7/10
If i were a Swampert i would PWN YOU ALL!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!! O_O |
1\10 Don't get it
If I were an Amphoras I would make sure and stock up on Double AA Batteries |
7/10
I meant i would beat you all and rule the world if I was Snorlax i would eat ash, brock, and dawn :P |
7/10 ... dude, that's funny, but don't eat Brock! :O
If I were Smeargle I would write graffiti everywhere. XD |
6/10, not bad.
If I where a Drifloon, I wouldn't be able to hold a conversation in windy areas. |
8/10 lol that was funny
If i were a Magnemite i would stay away from anything metal xD |
9/10 lol magnet, hey, wanna take a ride in my sweet car? nah I had better not...get...so...awesome...*ZZZZZZZZ* *CHUNG* ahhhh crap!
If I were a Salamence, I would fly to all sorts of places and help humans and pokemon with things. |
5/10 it's not funny but would be cool
If i were a Munchlax because i could eat all the food in the wrold and if someone tried to stop me i would eat them 2 |
7/10 i laughed at that, but can people think of something better than munchlax eating people and...things
If i were a Squirtle i would gang up on Charmander xD |
Eh... 4/10, not that good...
If I were a Bulbasaur, I stand under the sun until I evolve for a long time. |
5/10 good but not funny
If i were a Staryu i would cut myself in half each time so i would regenerate and take over the world muhahahhahaha |
8/10
If I were Eevee, I'd look forward to evolving into Espeon <3 |
3/10¬!
If I were a munchlax I would eat and eat and eat 'till evolve! |
3/10
If I were a Grimer I would miss my organs. |
4/10
if i were a cunone i would take off that skull and reveal to the world that im sort sort of freakish charmander! [think about it, its mothers skull looks an awful lot like a charizards head...] |
XD 7/10
If I were a Mew... I'd teleport all over the place and scare the crap outta random people. >:3 Not to mention visit my pair~ |
lol 7/10. i find it weird that a mew would scare people though :P
if i were a manaphy i would use Heart Swap on a hitmonchan and a snorlax. just to laugh at them. |
It'd just be the fact that I'd pop outta nowhere. XD
Hmmm... 6/10. Pretty funny... but I didn't lol like I did with the other one. XD If I were a Darkrai... I'd give my worst enemy disturbing nightmares. |
eh, 5/10 mainly because i think everyone would do that :P
if i were an evee, i would jump on a big pile of all the evolution stones, just to see if i evolved into some awesome super-pokemon. |
6/10 XD
If I were a Dodrio... I'd fight with myself all the time. O_o;; |
Heh, 7/10.
If I were Porygon 2, I'd be afraid to evolve... |
1/10 ... huh?
If I was a Ditto, I would transform until a girl and buy cucumbers. |
10/10 LMAO
if i were mew i would laugh in peoples faces in the cute tone |
Uhhh, I don't get it. I'm sure I get the sort of thing it's supposed to mean, but... O_o 2/10 (the 2 because I have a foggy idea of what's going on, and I think that foggy idea is funny.)
EDIT: BEATEN... 2/10, it's not very funny. If I was a Skarmory... I'd probably spend the rest of my life trying to figure out how the hell I could fly. O_o I mean, I'm a big... metal... bird... o.o |
8/10 It does raise a good point.
If I where a Slowking, I would need pants. |
I don't get it.7/10 because it's true.
If I were an arceus i would visit my reletives in the goat milking farm. |
XD Yeah. It always looked like a goat to me... o.o 10/10 ... LOL!
If I were a Rayquaza... what would happen to my pee? O_o |
It would probably be dripping out while you fly.9/10
IfI were a mamoswine how would I not be extinct? |
I meant if I peed, would if fall on someone? O_o
...4/10 not very funny. If I were a Ratatta I would sneak into people's houses at night and steal their chocolate. :3 |
10/10 Many would, many would.
If I where a Diglett I would be tired of getting dirt in my mouth. |
10/10 Nice. You'll have to get used to it then.
If I were a Mime Jr. I would go and balance on a ball. A blue one! (I am advertising Pokemon Platinum...) |
I don't get it.. But I somehow lol'ed 7/10
If I were a Palkia.. I would go and steal Dialga's Adamant orb and hold it and transform into Dialkia (Dialga + Palkia) |
other then the whole transform thing,goo imagination. =3
9/10 If I Were A Raichu I Would make The Power Go Out. |
5/10 doesn't seem original
If I where a Cyndaquil, I would bee careful where i lite my back.( Fire alarms are bad ) |
10/10 Yeah... what if you were having a bad dream and you accidentally light the bed on fire? O_o
If I were a Spinda... I'd want to get medication for motion sickness. |
If I were a Hypno, I'll hypnotize people into serving me!
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I'll give you a 2/10... wouldn't everyone do that if they were Hypno? I say again (Because you didn't rate me... ><), If I were a Spinda, I'd want to get medication for motion sickness. |
7/10 you need it
If i were a... Male Gardevoir i would scream"Argh I'm in a Dress" |
Funny... But Wierd. O.O Male Gardevoirs Are Rare Now Because Of Gallade.
Anyways... 10/10 - If I Were A Cacturne,I Would Use Spikes And Leave Them Outsite Everybodys Door. lol |
7/10
----------------------------------------------- If I were a Meowth, I'd be a lolcat ----------------------------------------------- You won't find it funny unless you know what lolcats are [Caturday? Icanhascheezburger? That's all lolcat stuff] |
10/10 I love LOLcats!!!
If I were a Machamp, I would go around throwing random huge objects at cars just to hear that !CRASH! sound. |
10/10 CRASH UHOH
If I were Sunflora I would move to kansas(Sunflower STate) |
6/10 lol
If i were a Ambipom i would distract a person with one tail then take their wallet with the other tail/hand thing |
Muahahahaha! 9.35/10
If I were a Gallade, I'd mug people with my BLADES OF DEATH! >=D |
8/10 haha.
If I where a Charizard, I would hunt down every single flying object, even team rocket =D |
7/10 Lol, that made me lol... But i dont no why...
If i was a Kirlia i'd be like "Just keep Spinning, Spinning, Spinning!" |
8/10 reminds me of nemo "Just keep swimming! Swimming! Swimming!" lol
If I were a Riolu, I'd be very curtious and happy :> |
7/10 lol (I don't know what Curtious means)
If i were a Chimchar i would yell"Arghh..... a Turd landed on my head" |
Uhh, are you talking about Turtwig? (Turdwig lol.) 1/10 :/
If I were a Lucario... I'd probably come face-to-face with my father... and sense a disturbance in the Aura! |
Star Wars... nice. 8/10
If I were a Snorlax, I would break into a Costco and eat EVRYTING!!!!1 |
9/10 and everything else lol
If i were a Diglett i would confuse my enemies by playing whack-a-mole they when Confuse them i use Rock Tomb to kill them Muhahahahaha |
9/10 - Yay! Whack-a-mole!
If I were a Mudkip, for some reason, I wouldn't liek mudkipz. |
3/10 that means you wouldn't like your self
If i were a Ariados i would peirce my enemy with my fang and sing "The fang goes in,The guts come out. That's what killings all about" |
9/10 it's just funny XD
If I where Ash's pikachu I would electrocute him over and over! :P |
lol 9.4/10 Ash deverses it
If i were a.... Kadabra i would teleport behing my enemy then punch them in the back of the neck. |
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If I were a...Lucario I fight on the side of my Master Satoshi Sugimori! Don't get it? It's from my hack ;P lolz |
7/10 lol
If i were a.... Sandslash i would smack my baby Sandshrew for flicking you off(check R/S sprite) |
...Riiiiiiiight... I don't get it. 3/10 for trying, though.
If I were a Ditto, I'd Transform into Ash and ruin his reputation. XD |
Congrats definit 10/10
ok if i were a Latias/Latios i would never give my identity |
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