The PokéCommunity Forums

The PokéCommunity Forums (https://www.pokecommunity.com/index.php)
-   Pokémon Trivia (https://www.pokecommunity.com/forumdisplay.php?f=116)
-   -   What do pokemon taste like? (https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=151866)

St. Anger August 31st, 2008 1:23 PM

What do pokemon taste like?
 
Do they all have different flavors? Or do they share an equal one?

kabigon August 31st, 2008 1:41 PM

I imagine that they taste like satan.:)

Luck August 31st, 2008 1:44 PM

They all have different flavours.
magikarp tastes like fish, miltank tastes like beef, and torchic tastes like chicken.
i suggest you stir fry a squirtle though, it makes great turtle soup.
and it'd be best that you scramble a few exeggcutes.

Skaterzpenguin August 31st, 2008 1:49 PM

Well there is mouses, birds and cows, so I think they will taste like meat or w/e just like in real life that weird people eat... xD

Master Jecht August 31st, 2008 1:57 PM

They would taste like whatever condiment i put on them.

Spinor August 31st, 2008 2:17 PM

Umm... Chicken?

I really don't know about this, there is meat in the anime and yet, it's looks like there are real animals, but the episode were James's Magikarp evolved kinda disprooved that.

Dark Mystery August 31st, 2008 2:21 PM

Doduo taste like an ostrich!
Shaymin tastes like flowers!
and Clampearl tastes like a clam!...or a pearl...I don't Know?

Detox August 31st, 2008 3:31 PM

Oh,thats easy,plastic,since you cant get them out your game cartridge

Sora_8920 August 31st, 2008 4:04 PM

Dunno, really. Most of them would probably taste wierd, though lol. =D

Percy Thrillington August 31st, 2008 4:07 PM

I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.

Careful With That Axe, Pichu! August 31st, 2008 4:09 PM

I see this is located in Pokémon General, so I first thought it was a very, very dumb topic.

But then I imagined how would I have reacted if I saw it in Fun Time. Wanna know how? What a freakin' amusing thread.

As it doesn't have the substance to be in a serious forum, Let's make of this some sort of game, shall we?

I think Pichu tastes like roasted mouse.

moved

St. Anger August 31st, 2008 4:14 PM

Giratina tastes dull. Lol

Aurafire August 31st, 2008 4:15 PM

Hmm....I don't really think about eating Pokemon...

But I suppose each would have a distinct flavor, based on whatever animal they most resemble.

For instance, would Octillery not taste like octopus? And I'm pretty sure Swellow would taste like.....whatever swallows tasts like. Hmm...

Sublime August 31st, 2008 4:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rekhyt (Post 3898301)
I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.

:shocked: no one will eat Farfetch'd on my watch! also, Farfetch'd is a duck, not a chicken.

Koffing would taste like death

St. Anger August 31st, 2008 4:18 PM

What about Quifish? It would have to be prepared perfectly.

SpartanPatriot August 31st, 2008 4:19 PM

They probably taste like paper :) and bologna.

Kenaime August 31st, 2008 4:24 PM

That would be weird to be handed a plate with a roasted Grumpig on it with an apple and say Dig In!!!

Sublime August 31st, 2008 4:32 PM

the ultimate pokemon dinner. this also cover what the mentioned pokemon would taste like. :P

appetiser would be a rosrade salad with purified muk dressing. complete with the finest mineral water from a squirtles water gun.

the main course would be grilled magikarp and some Escargot a la' Magcargo

Desert would be ice cream made from powder snow from a Snover and topped with chocolate and a Cherubi.

yum.

Luck August 31st, 2008 4:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rekhyt (Post 3898301)
I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.

Really?
i always thought it would taste like a unibrowed duck.
I bet jumpluff would taste like a dandelion though.
Ooh, and how about growlithe?
it would add to the asian stereotpye.

Bludycomicsinc August 31st, 2008 5:04 PM

I'm not sure but i heard politoed legs are considered a delicasey in the kanto region!:)

Luck August 31st, 2008 5:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bludycomicsinc (Post 3898464)
I'm not sure but i heard politoed legs are considered a delicasey in the kanto region!:)

Its as much as a delicacy in the kanto region is as toxicroak legs are in sinnoh.

Bludycomicsinc August 31st, 2008 5:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makunouchi (Post 3898527)
Its as much as a delicacy in the kanto region is as toxicroak legs are in sinnoh.

Yeah but there a lot harder to make because it's hard to get the poison out.

Niprop August 31st, 2008 9:44 PM

Trying to eat a pokemon like Geodude would probably not end nicely...

I wounder what it'd be like eating Mr. Mime?

Ugg... I take that back...

pokefan1441 August 31st, 2008 10:03 PM

there's a reason why all the legends are almost all gone. its those crazy old people. but you can't deny there taste buds that tastey kyorge fin soup or groudon beef!

Suzume September 1st, 2008 11:51 AM

Propably all the normal type pokemon would taste the best, or at least the most normal. I wonder what pikachu would taste like? It would propably be pretty tough to fry Torchik, since fire pokemon are pretty resistant to fire... If you were a vegetarian, would it be okay to eat Bulbasaur? Hmm, this is interesting. :D

txteclipse September 1st, 2008 12:47 PM

I want to try Stantler venison. Or Goldeen sushi. Or that fruit that hangs from Tropius' neck.

I bet Ditto tastes like tofu...bleh.

Melodyfree September 1st, 2008 12:52 PM

I always thought Ditto would taste like strawberry Jell-O or something. xD
And Cherubi is supposedly sweet-tasting. I'd like to try some Cherubi pie (that rhymed 8D)

iRawr-x September 2nd, 2008 1:59 AM

I imagine a wailord would taste very fishy!
I would also imagine me having some hotdogs with excutour's eggs.
and...
I would think that Umbreon is hotdogs! =]

Ninja Caterpie September 3rd, 2008 3:45 AM

Bleh. Fried Magikarp...I wonder if that'll taste as pathetic as it looks?

Mmm....Stir fried Krabby...

I feel so...EVIL!!!!

Guillermo September 4th, 2008 2:49 AM

Rayqauza would not be edible!

Miltank would taste like cow, not beef! I am tempted to try and eat a Remoraid, stupid things!

Superjub September 4th, 2008 2:24 PM

I'd wuv to eat a Beldum!
I wonder what it would taste like?
Probable like cheese or something. :\

dragonqueen0210 September 5th, 2008 1:26 AM

hehe, imaging eating a tyranitar!
I bet it'd taste like rocks. lol.

Guillermo September 5th, 2008 1:28 AM

Imagine trying to eat a

Rhydon
Ryhorn
Geodude
Graveller
Golem

ultradarkrai September 6th, 2008 1:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skaterzpenguin (Post 3897867)
Well there is mouses, birds and cows, so I think they will taste like meat or w/e just like in real life that weird people eat... xD

Don't you mean mice?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master Jecht (Post 3897901)
They would taste like whatever condiment i put on them.

So, they would taste like nothing on their own?

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhantomSyndrome (Post 3898208)
Oh,thats easy,plastic,since you cant get them out your game cartridge

The point was what would they taste like if they were real.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Rekhyt (Post 3898301)
I can't answer for anything else, but Farfetch'd obviously tastes like chicken.

Or maybe duck.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Niprop (Post 3899106)
Trying to eat a pokemon like Geodude would probably not end nicely...

I wounder what it'd be like eating Mr. Mime?

Ugg... I take that back...

Mr. Mime is a humanoid Pokemon, so he would taste like a human. Of course, I don't know what a human would taste like. *cough* OkayI'macannibal *cough*


And eating a Geodude? Well, let me demonstrate. *Eats Geodude.* *CRUNCHCRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Ow! My teeth! Oh, God, that hurts!!!


Snorlax would feed over 10000 starving children. Also, if you ate a Voltorb, you would probably get an electric shock.

Drawicia September 24th, 2008 3:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Fire (Post 3897846)
They all have different flavours.
magikarp tastes like fish,


that's kinda weird, considering the fact that Magikarp is as hard as rock.

and what about legendaries? like Deoxys?

Graceful September 26th, 2008 7:40 AM

Goldeen tastes like sushi
Pikachu tastes like Steak
Mew tastes like Chicken Soup
And . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pidgy tastes like Duck!!

s p a c e c o w b o y September 26th, 2008 10:06 PM

probably really gross....

Quote:

Originally Posted by kabigon (Post 3897838)
I imagine that they taste like satan.:)

what does satan taste like?

CyberBlastoise September 29th, 2008 9:57 AM

Charizard would definitely taste like a BBQ Sandwich...........

~Skittlez~ September 29th, 2008 12:22 PM

I think that bulbasaur would taste like salad and noodles XD


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 3:09 AM.


Like our Facebook Page Follow us on Twitter © 2002 - 2018 The PokéCommunity™, pokecommunity.com.
Pokémon characters and images belong to The Pokémon Company International and Nintendo. This website is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK, The Pokémon Company or The Pokémon Company International. We just love Pokémon.
All forum styles, their images (unless noted otherwise) and site designs are © 2002 - 2016 The PokéCommunity / PokéCommunity.com.
PokéCommunity™ is a trademark of The PokéCommunity. All rights reserved. Sponsor advertisements do not imply our endorsement of that product or service. User generated content remains the property of its creator.

Acknowledgements
Use of PokéCommunity Assets
vB Optimise by DragonByte Technologies Ltd © 2023.