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How not to become a mod...
In this thread, you state ways how not to become a mod.
Inspired by a certain person. XDD -coughsilverriolucough- For example~ Poster one: By stalking the staff Poster two: By giving... offerings to the staff. And continue on like that. |
By acting like you're part of the staff, (Mini-modding.)
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By offering mods money, and voting for them in MOTM?
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By blaming PC for your problems.
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By adding mods to your friend list. Seriously. :<
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OMG be my friend!
Post links to other forums. Like this! |
Posting in a staff's profile saying, "Hi, how are you..............................................."
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By PMing them with this message:
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By obsessing and talking about staff 24/7.
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by nagging about the color of your username? XD
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By typing slow replies just to make them perfect when really they make you seem worse.
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Tell them you want to have their babies.
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By asking for the position. You have no clue how many times this happens. >.>;
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By offering mods a cookie?
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By Double + posting with replies that are like this:
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By making a fool of yourself around them. *coughSRcough*
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By sucking up to them, no matter how much they put you down. XD;
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Saryka said it all. XD
By thinking that if you're friends with the staff they'll make you a moderator. |
I had a whole freaking list of these once.
Report EVERYTHING. Whether it's wrong or not. Mods love logging on to see 50 post reports. Quote:
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By NOT being a helpful contributor to the community.
By NOT being kind, honest, and inviting to all users. By NOT making major contributions in your threads. By NOT sencerely impressing the staff, without you having to go to them. By NOT helping Pokecommunity from being a better place for all people that want to join in. |
By stating you're the most popular person on PC and that all the staff love you.
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By Bribing the staff with money.
What i mean by that is something like this: Quote:
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By going as far as stalking them on MSN, asking how they are.............................
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By pointing out reasons on how you would be a good staff member to the staff. (Or anywhere in general.)
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By sneaking up on them in Real life, and use some of that "Good info" to Blackmail them.
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When thinking you're popular and cool when you're a sad pathetic noob.
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By asking the moderators if the staff are looking for any new people to become moderators!
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By speaking in l33t or whatever it's called. DX
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By saying you have moderator experience from an obscure Proboards forum with three members and a blinding default theme.
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^ ^ Good one Aizuke! isn't it 1337 as well?
By sacrificing/ having a ritual for a moderator! |
By making this thread.
ooh lolz |
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Step 1: Beg for the spot, this will eliminate your chances immedately. Step 2: After getting rejected, PM SPAM to all of the staff. That will get you an infraction/ban.(I don't know how it works here) Step 3: Going on a rampage through the forums. That will get you banned, and ruin any good impressions for other sites who have Mods/Admins who come here. |
By reputationing everyone.
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By telling them that you're cool, popular and awesome.
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By posting about having a slogan for PC.
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By being me. *shot*
By randomly requesting friendship with random people. 8< |
By continuously talking to a moderator even when they said "Leave me alone"
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By asking for a colored username.
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Two words: Threatening them. That will not be a nice picture.
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By posting in threads like these Rob the houses of the mods. [/idea] |
You could just change your name to Nica </3
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By thinking that the entire staff is classified as "mods".
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By asking ways to become a moderator!
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Hoping by posting here increases your chances.
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^ ^ haha lol!
By always asking a mod if he/she needs help with banning people! |
By posting here hoping a mod will come along and see your post and think you are good for the spot because you know how not to get it. :P
EDIT: Just now noticed Originality Fails' post... damn you for having the same idea, but articulating your thoughts in a simpler way. ;.; |
By going on and on about how you'll never be a staff member to the staff.
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By posting links to porn sites, and images of Porn.
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Pair with Silver Riolu.
Oh, what have I done? |
By asking Staff members to be part of your PC family.
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post in this thread
Hmm, how about reporting every little thing you find, whether it is against the rules or not. Like reporting someone for "using the Lord's name in vain" because he said "omigod!" XD |
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And if you go out of your way to advertise the site solely to n00bs, chatsp33kerz, advertising agencies, monkeys, spammers, and/or flamers. |
If your whole basis for wanting to become a moderator is for popularity, power and competition with someone else.
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If you agree with every little thing the staff says.
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If you vote in this thread and you are not a supporter. *twitch*
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If you aren't a mod. Fwee.
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If you eat raw salmon on Tuesday.
If your username is Rekhyt. |
If you post and/or link to instructions for Piracy.
------- If you act mutinous to anyone of the current staff |
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Anyways, the best way is obviously to ask the staff about getting a blog. |
By registering with the username of Silver Riolu.
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By starting a vote about it with your fellow section members.
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If you have any variation of this sentence in your signature:
"Help me become a Mod or higher! Send a PM to the higher staff asking that I be promoted!" |
If you tell all the staff that you're positive you'll be promoted soon.
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If you go ahead and make your promotion thread in the Celebrations forum, in hopes that the staff will "catch on."
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By not loving Malyka~ (if you're a male)
-shot- |
There is a couple of ways:
"Make me a mod, OR I'LL ******* KILL ALL YOU MOTHER ***** WITH A VERY SHARP ******* KNIFE WITH **** SAUSE ON IT!" "Hey, you make me a mod, and I'll give you a little "pleasure". if you catch my drift ;)" ^I can totally see Toki_Warface doing this^ |
By giggling at the number 69.
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By being related to Silver Riolu. |
By being the twohundredfiftythousandth person to mention that... name in here.
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By asking every moderator if they want a fanclub/another one!
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By being a mod. Irony is fwee.
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^ ^ True, very true!
By offering any amount of many for the job! |
By singing the song by the pussy cat dolls...
"When I grow up, I wanna be famous" etc. Famous in... Internet context. |
By secretly being Batman.
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Yeah dont go through their underwear drawer.
... What? |
By wearing Rukarios underwear.
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By talking about underwear?
Wut? |
By catching the gingerbread man.
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Going by the name Derrick, correlation Autumn.
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By posting off topic/spam
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By not posting offtopic/spam.
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By flaming a member, no matter how annoying they are.
I wonder if said member is watching this thread? |
By being a Buoysel. HAHAHAHHAH.
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By mentioning other people's names when stating how to not become a mod. :\
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By...owning me hard. Damn.
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By voting in this thread, and then posting in it to apologizing for voting in it. When they told you not to do either one. -_-
By not reading the rules of the thread.... |
By not being a member at PC :/
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By being a member at PC. fwee
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By showing off to the staff.
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By being a SAD BUIZEL.
Sad Buizels are the worst kind. |
By not acting like a total noob; and not making fun of Buizel
>:{ |
Buizel is awesome! FTW
Also, by not sucking up to a staff member. |
By acting like a total noob spamming not listening to the rules and getting banned. Oh wait...
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By leaving the toilet seat up.
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By failing at life.
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By sending post reports via IM or PM >>
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Have over 10k posts in the spam sections of the forum.
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If you were a moderator to begin with and was fired for "public indecency".
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By being an Administrator instead.
Edit: Caerus got owned. >:D |
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By demanding certain luxuries out of the higher staff. |
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