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Ho-Oh September 5th, 2008 6:13 AM

How not to become a mod...
 
In this thread, you state ways how not to become a mod.

Inspired by a certain person. XDD -coughsilverriolucough-

For example~
Poster one: By stalking the staff
Poster two: By giving... offerings to the staff.

And continue on like that.

Tater Tot September 5th, 2008 6:24 AM

By acting like you're part of the staff, (Mini-modding.)

Guillermo September 5th, 2008 6:28 AM

By offering mods money, and voting for them in MOTM?

Ho-Oh September 5th, 2008 6:46 AM

By blaming PC for your problems.

Alter Ego September 5th, 2008 6:54 AM

By adding mods to your friend list. Seriously. :<

THIRTY-SIX September 5th, 2008 7:13 AM

OMG be my friend!
Post links to other forums. Like this!

Aizuke September 5th, 2008 2:05 PM

Posting in a staff's profile saying, "Hi, how are you..............................................."

the bitter end. September 5th, 2008 2:33 PM

By PMing them with this message:

Quote:

dud, i lik need 2 be a mod, like i would be so good make me a mod, if you dont ill cry

Aizuke September 5th, 2008 2:37 PM

By obsessing and talking about staff 24/7.

Midori Chi September 5th, 2008 3:23 PM

by nagging about the color of your username? XD

Ho-Oh September 5th, 2008 4:04 PM

By typing slow replies just to make them perfect when really they make you seem worse.

SpartanPatriot September 5th, 2008 4:09 PM

Tell them you want to have their babies.

Parabolic September 5th, 2008 4:11 PM

By asking for the position. You have no clue how many times this happens. >.>;

Guillermo September 5th, 2008 4:50 PM

By offering mods a cookie?

Dogboy2709 September 5th, 2008 5:03 PM

By Double + posting with replies that are like this:

Quote:

rhjkhkrehdehu

Tater Tot September 5th, 2008 5:05 PM

By making a fool of yourself around them. *coughSRcough*

Saryka September 5th, 2008 5:08 PM

By sucking up to them, no matter how much they put you down. XD;

Tater Tot September 5th, 2008 5:11 PM

Saryka said it all. XD

By thinking that if you're friends with the staff they'll make you a moderator.

Cherrim September 5th, 2008 5:13 PM

I had a whole freaking list of these once.

Report EVERYTHING. Whether it's wrong or not. Mods love logging on to see 50 post reports.

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnderdudeX (Post 3912280)
By PMing them with this message:
Quote:

dud, i lik need 2 be a mod, like i would be so good make me a mod, if you dont ill cry

I swear I've gotten this exact PM before.

Nikko.Ideator September 5th, 2008 5:17 PM

By NOT being a helpful contributor to the community.
By NOT being kind, honest, and inviting to all users.
By NOT making major contributions in your threads.
By NOT sencerely impressing the staff, without you having to go to them.
By NOT helping Pokecommunity from being a better place for all people that want to join in.

Aizuke September 5th, 2008 5:17 PM

By stating you're the most popular person on PC and that all the staff love you.

Dogboy2709 September 5th, 2008 5:19 PM

By Bribing the staff with money.

What i mean by that is something like this:
Quote:

If you don't make me a mod, I'm not supporting

Saryka September 5th, 2008 5:19 PM

By going as far as stalking them on MSN, asking how they are.............................

Tater Tot September 5th, 2008 5:19 PM

By pointing out reasons on how you would be a good staff member to the staff. (Or anywhere in general.)

Dogboy2709 September 5th, 2008 5:20 PM

By sneaking up on them in Real life, and use some of that "Good info" to Blackmail them.

Tater Tot September 5th, 2008 5:21 PM

When thinking you're popular and cool when you're a sad pathetic noob.

Guillermo September 5th, 2008 5:22 PM

By asking the moderators if the staff are looking for any new people to become moderators!

Aizuke September 5th, 2008 5:23 PM

By speaking in l33t or whatever it's called. DX

Saryka September 5th, 2008 5:26 PM

By saying you have moderator experience from an obscure Proboards forum with three members and a blinding default theme.

Guillermo September 5th, 2008 5:27 PM

^ ^ Good one Aizuke! isn't it 1337 as well?

By sacrificing/ having a ritual for a moderator!

Alex_ September 5th, 2008 5:29 PM

By making this thread.

ooh lolz

Zeta Sukuna September 5th, 2008 5:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogboy2709
By sneaking up on them in Real life, and use some of that "Good info" to Blackmail them.

I would hate that so much if anyone did that to me. Anyway, how not to become a mod, anywhere in three steps.

Step 1: Beg for the spot, this will eliminate your chances immedately.
Step 2: After getting rejected, PM SPAM to all of the staff. That will get you an infraction/ban.(I don't know how it works here)
Step 3: Going on a rampage through the forums. That will get you banned, and ruin any good impressions for other sites who have Mods/Admins who come here.

Ho-Oh September 5th, 2008 5:34 PM

By reputationing everyone.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex_ (Post 3913051)
By making this thread.

ooh lolz

Oh how funny.

Tater Tot September 5th, 2008 5:36 PM

By telling them that you're cool, popular and awesome.

Aizuke September 5th, 2008 5:37 PM

By posting about having a slogan for PC.

Azonic September 5th, 2008 5:38 PM

By being me. *shot*

By randomly requesting friendship with random people. 8<

Guillermo September 5th, 2008 5:39 PM

By continuously talking to a moderator even when they said "Leave me alone"

Tater Tot September 5th, 2008 5:39 PM

By asking for a colored username.

Zeta Sukuna September 5th, 2008 5:41 PM

Two words: Threatening them. That will not be a nice picture.

Disturbed September 5th, 2008 5:48 PM


By posting in threads like these


Rob the houses of the mods.

[/idea]

Gymnotide September 5th, 2008 5:48 PM

You could just change your name to Nica </3

Ho-Oh September 5th, 2008 9:49 PM

By thinking that the entire staff is classified as "mods".

Guillermo September 5th, 2008 11:36 PM

By asking ways to become a moderator!

THIRTY-SIX September 5th, 2008 11:38 PM

Hoping by posting here increases your chances.

Guillermo September 5th, 2008 11:42 PM

^ ^ haha lol!

By always asking a mod if he/she needs help with banning people!

Parabolic September 6th, 2008 12:37 PM

By posting here hoping a mod will come along and see your post and think you are good for the spot because you know how not to get it. :P

EDIT: Just now noticed Originality Fails' post... damn you for having the same idea, but articulating your thoughts in a simpler way. ;.;

Tater Tot September 6th, 2008 1:07 PM

By going on and on about how you'll never be a staff member to the staff.

Dogboy2709 September 6th, 2008 1:09 PM

By posting links to porn sites, and images of Porn.

Gymnotide September 6th, 2008 1:12 PM

Pair with Silver Riolu.
Oh, what have I done?

Tater Tot September 6th, 2008 1:12 PM

By asking Staff members to be part of your PC family.

Alakazam17 September 6th, 2008 1:26 PM

post in this thread

Hmm, how about reporting every little thing you find, whether it is against the rules or not. Like reporting someone for "using the Lord's name in vain" because he said "omigod!" XD

Alakazam17 September 6th, 2008 1:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caerus (Post 3916059)
If your post was before mine.

LOL.

Likewise. =P

And if you go out of your way to advertise the site solely to n00bs, chatsp33kerz, advertising agencies, monkeys, spammers, and/or flamers.

Signomi September 6th, 2008 1:49 PM

If your whole basis for wanting to become a moderator is for popularity, power and competition with someone else.

Tater Tot September 6th, 2008 1:52 PM

If you agree with every little thing the staff says.

Cherrim September 6th, 2008 1:59 PM

If you vote in this thread and you are not a supporter. *twitch*

Her September 6th, 2008 2:01 PM

If you aren't a mod. Fwee.

Sydian September 6th, 2008 2:12 PM

If you eat raw salmon on Tuesday.

If your username is Rekhyt.

Gerri Shin September 6th, 2008 2:19 PM

If you post and/or link to instructions for Piracy.

-------
If you act mutinous to anyone of the current staff

Alter Ego September 6th, 2008 2:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverSmeargleSplatter (Post 3916189)
If your username is Rekhyt.

My, isn't there a distinct scent here? Why I do believe that someone just got burned. XD


Anyways, the best way is obviously to ask the staff about getting a blog.

Percy Thrillington September 6th, 2008 2:26 PM

By registering with the username of Silver Riolu.

Alter Ego September 6th, 2008 2:27 PM

By starting a vote about it with your fellow section members.

Gerri Shin September 6th, 2008 2:54 PM

If you have any variation of this sentence in your signature:
"Help me become a Mod or higher! Send a PM to the higher staff asking that I be promoted!"

Tater Tot September 6th, 2008 3:07 PM

If you tell all the staff that you're positive you'll be promoted soon.

Saryka September 6th, 2008 3:13 PM

If you go ahead and make your promotion thread in the Celebrations forum, in hopes that the staff will "catch on."

Aizuke September 6th, 2008 3:46 PM

By not loving Malyka~ (if you're a male)

-shot-

Weatherman, Kiyoshi September 6th, 2008 4:26 PM

There is a couple of ways:

"Make me a mod, OR I'LL ******* KILL ALL YOU MOTHER ***** WITH A VERY SHARP ******* KNIFE WITH **** SAUSE ON IT!"

"Hey, you make me a mod, and I'll give you a little "pleasure". if you catch my drift ;)"
^I can totally see Toki_Warface doing this^

THIRTY-SIX September 6th, 2008 7:00 PM

By giggling at the number 69.

Her September 6th, 2008 7:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rekhyt (Post 3916248)
By registering with the username of Silver Riolu.

OWNED.

By being related to Silver Riolu.

Ho-Oh September 6th, 2008 7:55 PM

By being the twohundredfiftythousandth person to mention that... name in here.

Guillermo September 6th, 2008 8:00 PM

By asking every moderator if they want a fanclub/another one!

Her September 6th, 2008 8:07 PM

By being a mod. Irony is fwee.

Guillermo September 6th, 2008 8:08 PM

^ ^ True, very true!

By offering any amount of many for the job!

Ho-Oh September 6th, 2008 8:08 PM

By singing the song by the pussy cat dolls...

"When I grow up, I wanna be famous" etc.
Famous in... Internet context.

Her September 6th, 2008 8:10 PM

By secretly being Batman.

41victory September 6th, 2008 8:13 PM

Yeah dont go through their underwear drawer.
... What?

Her September 6th, 2008 8:14 PM

By wearing Rukarios underwear.

Guillermo September 6th, 2008 8:15 PM

By talking about underwear?

Wut?

Her September 6th, 2008 8:17 PM

By catching the gingerbread man.

bgt September 6th, 2008 8:20 PM

Going by the name Derrick, correlation Autumn.

Guillermo September 6th, 2008 8:21 PM

By posting off topic/spam

Her September 6th, 2008 8:22 PM

By not posting offtopic/spam.

Buoysel September 6th, 2008 9:00 PM

By flaming a member, no matter how annoying they are.

I wonder if said member is watching this thread?

Her September 6th, 2008 9:19 PM

By being a Buoysel. HAHAHAHHAH.

Aizuke September 6th, 2008 9:21 PM

By mentioning other people's names when stating how to not become a mod. :\

Her September 6th, 2008 9:26 PM

By...owning me hard. Damn.

Buoysel September 6th, 2008 9:28 PM

By voting in this thread, and then posting in it to apologizing for voting in it. When they told you not to do either one. -_-

By not reading the rules of the thread....

Gymnotide September 6th, 2008 9:33 PM

By not being a member at PC :/

Her September 6th, 2008 10:03 PM

By being a member at PC. fwee

Tyrantrum September 6th, 2008 11:37 PM

By showing off to the staff.

Gymnotide September 6th, 2008 11:38 PM

By being a SAD BUIZEL.
Sad Buizels are the worst kind.

Buoysel September 6th, 2008 11:40 PM

By not acting like a total noob; and not making fun of Buizel

>:{

Tyrantrum September 6th, 2008 11:49 PM

Buizel is awesome! FTW

Also, by not sucking up to a staff member.

Mitchman September 7th, 2008 12:22 AM

By acting like a total noob spamming not listening to the rules and getting banned. Oh wait...

Counterfeit September 7th, 2008 2:48 AM

By leaving the toilet seat up.

Aizuke September 7th, 2008 2:49 AM

By failing at life.

Ivysaur September 7th, 2008 3:00 AM

By sending post reports via IM or PM >>

THIRTY-SIX September 7th, 2008 4:22 AM

Have over 10k posts in the spam sections of the forum.

Signomi September 7th, 2008 4:29 AM

If you were a moderator to begin with and was fired for "public indecency".

Azonic September 7th, 2008 4:29 AM

By being an Administrator instead.

Edit: Caerus got owned. >:D

Signomi September 7th, 2008 4:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raikazu (Post 3918583)
Edit: Caerus got owned. >:D

How? o_O

By demanding certain luxuries out of the higher staff.


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