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Sounds September 14th, 2008 3:07 AM

Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted
 
here is how it goes:
user 1:i wish i was rich
user 2:granted but then u become upsest with money and nobody likes u anymore

btw u cn either grant the wish or deny it

so who shall start?
I wish i had a cookie

Guillermo September 15th, 2008 3:38 AM

Granted, too bad it was POISONED!!!! This is the part where you die.

I wish I was Ichigo Kurasaki?

Ho-Oh September 15th, 2008 5:42 AM

Granted but then you get mauled by a dog and become you again.

I wish I got into the top 10 for the ANZAC thing...

Kaizer-X September 15th, 2008 5:46 AM

Granted but u got disqualified the nxt day for cheating. i wish for a cold chocolate ice cream

Ho-Oh September 15th, 2008 5:48 AM

Granted but you forgot you're in Summer.

I wish all smilies in the world were disabled.

Kaizer-X September 15th, 2008 5:59 AM

Granted they are nw in wheelchairs and bandages... i wish for the latest game console

Dusclord September 15th, 2008 8:52 AM

Granted, but actually it sucks.

I wish I am Link and I Kill Ganon.

Ivysaur September 15th, 2008 10:34 AM

Granted, but you'll be CD-I Link

I wish I had a Xbox360

Sounds September 15th, 2008 10:49 AM

granted but then u cnt figure out how to make it work so u break it
I wish for world peace

Aizuke September 15th, 2008 2:37 PM

Granted but now Aliens have invaded and took over the world.

I wish I wasn't sick. D;

Saltare. September 15th, 2008 3:02 PM

oooh! I did this in another community im in! Its fun! Okay.... lets see...

Wish granted, but you get sick the next week :3


I wish for a peice of paper

Bludycomicsinc September 15th, 2008 3:25 PM

granted but too bad the wind bloes it away.

I wish i had a can of soda.

Saltare. September 15th, 2008 3:27 PM

granted, but when you open it, it explodes in your face like a bottle rocket :3


I wish I can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious(note copied and pasted)

Bludycomicsinc September 15th, 2008 3:48 PM

Granted.But your tongue falls out from overuse.

I wish My pet bird will stop annying me.

Sounds September 16th, 2008 10:44 AM

granred but then ur pet bird who i will say is a female has eggs and her baby will annoy u even more
I wish for nothing

Weatherman, Kiyoshi September 16th, 2008 2:03 PM

alright. I guess that means you WANT nothing, so I'll just donate everything you own to puppies :D

I wish for CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!11111

Vkazuic September 16th, 2008 2:13 PM

Granted but then you become allergic to chocolate.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Dusclord September 16th, 2008 10:47 PM

Granted, actually you wish for herpes.

I wish the next Zelda game was officially announced by a trailer.

Kaizer-X September 16th, 2008 10:50 PM

Granted but it was a pirated glitchy version

I wish for more wishes than just 1

Jayster23 September 16th, 2008 11:14 PM

Granted but then you can not have anymore for being Greedy muhahahaha

I wish that i was over pokemon(jk)

Guillermo September 16th, 2008 11:38 PM

Granted, but then you get back into it, forcing you to kill yourself.

I wish I was immortal?

Kraka-chan September 18th, 2008 7:22 AM

Granted. Now everyone can annoy the living heck out of you by shooting you non-stop. Either that, or you live for one thousand years and not die of boredom... you go crazy instead.

I wish that I was a superhero! *fingers crossed*

Dusclord September 18th, 2008 9:24 AM

Granted, but the super bad guy will try to kill you now.

I wish I knew how the universe became how it's right now.

moon September 18th, 2008 9:29 AM

Granted, but you can't live with the truth. This is the part where you go into mental hospital.

I wish I had a car that didn't need any fuel to run.

Dusclord September 18th, 2008 9:38 AM

Granted. How sad this car needs dollars to run.

I wish I was good at sciences *_*

moon September 18th, 2008 9:40 AM

Granted, but you forget everything else, and eventually starve to death.

I wish I had a golden NDS.

Alter Ego September 18th, 2008 9:59 AM

Granted, but it will need to be habitually charged with the blood of a virgin decapitated in a complex heathen ritual involving a hawk, an eggplant, and a sharpened chopstick.

I wish for the reign of crappy dubs to come to an end.

moon September 18th, 2008 10:16 AM

Granted, but that will make all the crappy subs take over the world instead. Cuz for some reason, all the new good dubs have to be subbed. Crappily subbed.

I wish I had a Pokémon that could teleport me to places.

Shika September 18th, 2008 10:20 AM

granted, but it will only teleport to places you hate most.

I wish I could have more than 24 hours a day

moon September 18th, 2008 11:19 AM

Granted, but you'll age faster and die before everybody else in your... age.

I wish I could have tons of muscles without working out.

Pietacular September 18th, 2008 3:33 PM

Granted, but by not working out, it all turns to flab.

I wish that I could have Ravioli for dinner.

Sounds September 20th, 2008 3:04 AM

too bad,all u got was meat...
i wish that...that...that nothing bad happens to me...

moon September 20th, 2008 3:06 AM

Granted, but then God strikes you down because you're too well off. That's not a bad thing, since it's cool to be struck down by God.

I wish I had a Charmander.

Sounds September 20th, 2008 6:31 AM

granted but it evolved into a charmeleon too fast,so u then got so sad u couldnt live anymore...
I wish for something bad to happen to me

Dogboy2709 September 20th, 2008 3:08 PM

Granted, but in the end, the bad thing helped you.

I wish someone would take a look at these two links in the order they are posted:

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2751027
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2751035

Ruphire September 20th, 2008 3:13 PM

Someone does but they turn out to be these horibble pop ups. I wish I could fly

Yu_&_Rei September 20th, 2008 3:16 PM

granted but a whole bunch jet planes come and shoot you down I wish I had a perfect Lucario that was perfect at everything and couldn't be kidnapped and would always love and protect me and was able to swim and could never get ill or die of old age. and would never catch a disease.

Dogboy2709 September 20th, 2008 3:17 PM

Granted, but you died right afterwards
(OOG: Serriously, click the links, they are funny when you watch them back-to-back)

I wish i didn't have to use the toilet for the rest of my life!

Yu_&_Rei September 20th, 2008 3:19 PM

granted but when you go tot the bathroom to fix your hair the toilet grabs you and eats you, I wish I had magic powers of controlling nature.

Dogboy2709 September 20th, 2008 3:22 PM

Granted, but the only thing you can't control is the weather...and it's always raining now


I wish I liked what i was eating!

Jayster23 September 20th, 2008 8:45 PM

Granted but then it turns into Brussel Sprouts muhahaha

I wish to kill my 2 brothers

Yu_&_Rei September 20th, 2008 8:51 PM

granted but their souls come to haunt you for the rest of your life.

Kraka-chan September 20th, 2008 11:57 PM

Hey! Where's your wish? I've got nothing to corrupt. T_T

I wish spoof movies wouldn't exist.

Cobalt36 September 21st, 2008 7:49 AM

Wish granted, but then animated comedies took over the world!!! the horror!!!

I wish that Number Six (from Battlestar Galactica) came and whisked me away into our own little paradise...

Dogboy2709 September 21st, 2008 9:54 AM

Granted, but she leaves you behind after the parade.

I with i liked totally dark coffee. (That means no sugar, and no milk)

ShadowPand3monium September 21st, 2008 7:17 PM

Wish granted but the coffee had different ingredients that hurt your body from the inside.

I wish I was Shadow the Hedgehog.

Spinor September 21st, 2008 7:36 PM

Granted. Congratulations!!! Your ShadowPand3monium has just evolved into SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG wants to learn CAPABILITY TO SURVIVE NON-UNUMBIUM GENERATED GAS WORLD, but SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG cannot learn more than 4 moves, which move should be forgotten to learn CAPABILITY TO RESIST NON-UNUMBIUM GENERATED GAS WORLD?

BREATHE
THINK
HEARTBEAT
AIDS DEFENSE
___

I wish I didn't have a brother.

Skip Shot September 21st, 2008 9:03 PM

Granted, but your parents adopt a maniacal girl that shreds your room and effects to bits.

I wish I didn't have to wait until March for the person I like to come back from France.

Sounds September 22nd, 2008 9:57 AM

granted...now u have to wait even longer hahahahahaha! jk
I wish i had better teachers...i hate most of them...

the bitter end. September 22nd, 2008 10:35 AM

Granted! Your teachers turn into evil zombies that devour your brains.

I wish math was easier...

Spinor September 22nd, 2008 3:25 PM

Granted, The hardest question in existence is 1+1, against your logic, it is 42. You go insane and get locked up in an Insanity house.

I wish I had a Dualcore 5.5 gHz video card and a whole Yottabyte hard disk

Dogboy2709 September 22nd, 2008 3:37 PM

*sips coffee*
Granted, but the next day, it is destroyed by a virus.

I wish Real-life Courts were like the courts in the Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney series.
*sips coffee*

Drawicia September 22nd, 2008 3:44 PM

you got your wish..... but the next day the earth exploded! and everyone died!
i wish that life was a huge pokemon game

(i appologize if my post wasn't funny. i have a bad sense of humor)

Spinor September 22nd, 2008 6:01 PM

It got controlled by a 2 year old because your post had negative sense of humor. You blackout so many times, you die.

I wish my Wii had 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 blocks of memory.

CyberBlastoise September 22nd, 2008 6:40 PM

Wish granted.......
It is all filled up with a virus..............

I wish that kirby was real.........

Spinor September 23rd, 2008 6:59 PM

Granted, for some reason, Kirby looks like your mom... *Peeks in his mouth* Umm... She's okay, I think...

I wish for a wish.

Satoshi Sugimori September 23rd, 2008 7:03 PM

wish granted...but you can't wish anything but a fish...

I wish pokemons ruled the world XD

Spinor September 23rd, 2008 7:08 PM

Granted. Nothing wrong seems to happen, except that claws and horns are growing out of me, I'm turning blue, and you're glowing red and growing some whiskers. Your legs seem to be uniting.

Oh well, nothing really capable of being wrong here but for some reason...

I wish for a Hot Alligator Woman.

Dusclord September 24th, 2008 2:29 AM

Granted, but unfortunately it's a male Aligator woman.

I wish I was a man :)

SamuraiMaster September 24th, 2008 6:16 AM

Granted. You get drafted and get sent to Iraq and are killed by a suicide bomber when you get there. Sucks.

I wish I could see Metallica live.

CyberBlastoise September 24th, 2008 1:16 PM

Granted.......

However when he steps on the front of the stage he gets shocked so bad it kills him.

I wish that i was a ruler.

˚° ﺎ ﮟ סּ ﻛ °˚ September 24th, 2008 1:17 PM

granted. your a ruler. ur wish is corrupted enough already

i wish i wasnt hungry =(

Drawicia September 24th, 2008 1:49 PM

you got your wish, but then you threw up and then you were hungry again! XD

i wish reaper121 would stay hungry foreva!

SamuraiMaster September 24th, 2008 3:18 PM

granted, he spends the rest of his life raiding your fridge. You eventually starve to death...sucka

I wish I was god at drumming

Spinor September 24th, 2008 3:46 PM

Granted, Congratulations! You have been promoted from HUMAN to PRIVATE GOD SAMURAI ALCHEMIST. You will be lead by SERGEANT GOD PEPPER and must 10,000 chores for GENERAL GOD GOD within 24 hours everyday.

I wish I had a girlfriend:*(.

41victory September 24th, 2008 3:55 PM

Wish granted but 24 hours later she cheats on you with your best friend.
I wish my wishes wouldn't turn on me.

SamuraiMaster September 24th, 2008 5:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvancedK9 (Post 3969308)
Granted, Congratulations! You have been promoted from HUMAN to PRIVATE GOD SAMURAI ALCHEMIST. You will be lead by SERGEANT GOD PEPPER and must 10,000 chores for GENERAL GOD GOD within 24 hours everyday.

I wish I had a girlfriend:*(.



..................crud.................

lol

anywhoo

Granted: In order for this wish to be granted, you must first go to the moon with no rocket ship and no breathing apparatus, be the first person on mars, run from the top of Mt. Everest to the very bottom of the Marianas Trench, scale the Empire State building using nothing but suction cups, and be President Bushes slave for 6 monthes.

DO all that and your wish will be granted!

I wish I could breath underwater.

Spinor September 24th, 2008 7:26 PM

Granted, you can't breath over water and your girlfriend is a piece of coral.


I wish I was a girl for a day.

ShadowPand3monium September 24th, 2008 7:40 PM

WISH GRANTED! But guys keep looking at u and u feel weird since u r really a guy. So u go eat a lot and get fat then change back into a guy the next day and u stayed fat.

I wish that The Jonas Brothers split.

Spinor September 24th, 2008 7:48 PM

Granted, my brother murders me and eats your soul.

I wish I wasn't so fat.

41victory September 24th, 2008 8:15 PM

Wish granted, You had lyposuction, the thing is you didnt change your eating habits and over the next few months you are a lard again.
I wish I got straight A's

CyberBlastoise September 24th, 2008 8:34 PM

Wish granted but the a's are so straight they look like i's so you were punished for having the lowest grade in history....

I wish I could time travel....

chanchimi September 24th, 2008 8:37 PM

Wish Granted, you traveled back in time and got caught in the meteor shower that killed the dinosaurs.
I wish I could fly.

Ninja Caterpie September 24th, 2008 11:14 PM

Wish granted, but you get hit by a plane. (Or is it Superman? No! It's Underdog!)

I wish that I was a Pokemon.

CyberBlastoise September 25th, 2008 5:44 AM

Wish Granted.......
You are now a Lv. 1 Caterpie...just as soon as you transformed a Pidgeot picked you up and ate you

I wish I was a Lv. 50 Blastoise

SamuraiMaster September 25th, 2008 6:15 AM

Wish granted: you are now banned for posting pokemon related stuff in the Other Trivia thread.....God I'm such a jerk....lol

I wish I wasn't a jerk.

Yume Tsuki September 26th, 2008 11:48 AM

Granted but then you acidently did something so you became a jerk again :x

I wish pokemons were real.. :)

Spinor September 26th, 2008 2:48 PM

Granted... I think the fact that Pokemon now show... well... reality... under... well... you see... IO... Maybe that fact is enough for both of us...

I wish that wish was never fished and wished by that wish for such fish and a stitch.

Yume Tsuki September 27th, 2008 1:09 AM

Granted but i got wrong because it got confused

Jayster23 September 27th, 2008 4:17 AM

what's your wish Froslass _Maniac

anyways....

I wish that i had a Lamborghini Gallado

Yume Tsuki September 27th, 2008 6:05 AM

whoops i forgot writing a wish XD

Anyway wish granted but you drove it too bad so you ended up in the sea and had you leave it there.

I wish i was a froslass :P

moon September 27th, 2008 6:15 AM

Granted, but then the government would turn you in and experiment on you til you... well, get broken.

I wish I had coffee. NAO.

Yume Tsuki September 27th, 2008 6:17 AM

Granted but the coffee has too much milk and sugar. So much that it piles out your coffee xD

I wish nobody talked to me in rl, and nobody says i MUST talk D:

moon September 27th, 2008 6:30 AM

Granted, but you'll go insane out of loneliness, ... OR you'll transform into a digital being and live on the internet. And die of a virus.

I wish I could fly to the city.

Yume Tsuki September 27th, 2008 6:32 AM

Granted but then suddently a duck flew into you and you fell down..

(omg i like lonelyness ._.')

i wish there were no viruses and virus creators

CyberBlastoise September 27th, 2008 12:19 PM

Wish granted.......

There is now no more technology in the world...

I wish that I lived in the world of Pokemon...

Yume Tsuki September 27th, 2008 12:23 PM

Granted but reseachers saw you falling from the sky when you tried to tell that you were from another world they put up a research and teleported you back to our world :O

I wish everyone was just nice and there were no bullies..

Jayster23 September 27th, 2008 10:04 PM

Granted but then i started to pick on you*hahahaha*

I wish i had a fishy! named steve

Yume Tsuki September 27th, 2008 11:49 PM

Granted but after 1 minute it died..

I wish that i hadn't have to wish ._.'

Dratii September 28th, 2008 12:13 AM

Wish Granted but then you got banned for not posting wishes

I wish I could control time

Jayster23 September 28th, 2008 1:34 AM

Denied you got to control space instead but the universe blew up

I wish i had a Pie to eat

Counterfeit September 28th, 2008 2:02 AM

Granted, but it is locked in a box.

I wish for throat sweets.

Jayster23 September 28th, 2008 2:40 AM

Granted but they were poisoned. 2 bad now your dead


I wish for a key to go with that box with my pie

Yume Tsuki September 28th, 2008 6:11 AM

Granted but the pie is already eaten by the bugs that could manage to get into the box :O

I wish i was better in making sig's D:

Counterfeit September 28th, 2008 6:41 AM

Granted, but it's the only thing you're good at.

I wish I had a jumper.

Yume Tsuki September 28th, 2008 6:43 AM

Granted but you jumped into space :/

i wish i could sprite again and keep my good sig making :P

Sounds September 28th, 2008 1:45 PM

wish granted,ur life was great...until ur computer died.
i wish that i was invincible

CyberBlastoise September 28th, 2008 4:29 PM

Wish granted........however you are so powerful that we all ganged up on you and sealed you away forever......haha

I wish that I had a time machine that worked everytime and that could not break

GrayLuna September 28th, 2008 4:47 PM

Wish granted, you go back in time and get to meet the dinosaurs! =D
But then a hungry T-rex eats your time machine.

I wish I was an inch, two or three taller. =3

Ho-Oh September 30th, 2008 8:25 PM

Granted but your legs get fatter.

I wish Jess was always on~


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