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Crystal-Heart March 9th, 2009 5:14 PM

Granted, but they are always sold out.

I wish for 1000 cheetahs

Ashbox March 10th, 2009 10:03 AM

ok....but the 1000 cheetas eat you alive!!!

i wish for over 9000 longcats

Crystal-Heart March 10th, 2009 10:23 AM

Granted, but it was interperated as 9000 polecats, enjoy your new skunks.

I wish I had a Pirate Hat on.

Ashbox March 10th, 2009 10:49 AM

ok....but then the east india company arrests you for piracy.....and sends you to the gallows......

i wish for pudding

I Laugh at your Misfortune! March 10th, 2009 2:18 PM

Granted. its so tasty that after you eat it, you get incredibly depressed because you will never eat it again.

I wish for a beard!

jigglyppuff8 March 10th, 2009 3:51 PM

Granted. However, it's still attached to Chuck Norris's Face. Good luck getting it.

I wish for creativity.

WriteThemWrong March 10th, 2009 4:10 PM

congrats, your creative...and dangerous muahaha

i wish for a greener lawn

Spinor March 10th, 2009 4:12 PM

Granted. It was painted green, but it all decomposes due to lack of sunlight.

I wish for an implosion

Snow Phoenix March 11th, 2009 2:54 AM

Granted, but instead of an implosion I give you an explosion. BOOM!

I wish for uno, dos, and tres.

I Laugh at your Misfortune! March 11th, 2009 1:25 PM

Granted. You get Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres. They all band together to kill you.

I wish for a super-power

~Poke~ March 11th, 2009 1:36 PM

Granted. You have the suicide superpower.

I wish for an infinite supply of perfect cookies that are not poisoned and will not be stolen, and no-one will be jealous.

jigglyppuff8 March 11th, 2009 2:31 PM

Granted, but there isn't any milk.

I wish for faster, more agile fingers.

~Poke~ March 11th, 2009 10:30 PM

Granted. They're so fast that they fall off when you're typing.

I wish for what I previously wished for with milk that is also an infinite supply and not poisoned. And perfect in every way.

Netto Azure March 12th, 2009 7:08 AM

Granted...But it's rat's milk. :<

I wish for a better past. =P

Snow Phoenix March 12th, 2009 12:42 PM

Granted. The last five minutes were instantly better, but you can't remember what you did.

I wish for Cream and Cheese :P.

I Laugh at your Misfortune! March 12th, 2009 2:15 PM

granted. You get cream cheese.......but NO CRACKERS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish for bread!

Snow Phoenix March 12th, 2009 2:17 PM

Granted, but I toast it so you get toast instead O.O I burned it so it's burnt :P.

I wish for burnt toast O.O

jigglyppuff8 March 12th, 2009 2:19 PM

Granted. You have to eat it. It tastes horrible.

I wish for a recycling bin.

Snow Phoenix March 12th, 2009 2:23 PM

Granted. It can only recycle YOU!

I wish fortune and happiness to the next poster.

Netto Azure March 12th, 2009 3:19 PM

Granted, but you get the opposite instead. XD

I wish for the next poster to be nice. =P

Snow Phoenix March 12th, 2009 3:22 PM

Granted, but its opposite day XD
I wish for a world without work.

Crystal-Heart March 12th, 2009 3:30 PM

Granted, but its for everyone but you.

I wish for more Boktai Games.

Snow Phoenix March 12th, 2009 3:31 PM

Granted, however, there are none for you to play.

I wish for poetry!

Neiko Star March 12th, 2009 4:04 PM

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for my writer's block to disappear.

Snow Phoenix March 12th, 2009 4:09 PM

Granted. The block that allows you to write is gone.

I wish for sashimi.

Neiko Star March 12th, 2009 4:13 PM

Granted, it's absolutely delicious, but it stinks so much you can't get near it.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

Crystal-Heart March 12th, 2009 4:17 PM

Granted, but now you can't stop exercising.

I wish I had a job..

Snow Phoenix March 12th, 2009 4:23 PM

Granted, your a Garbageman regardless of the fact that your a girl O.O
I wish for Monday.

Crystal-Heart March 12th, 2009 4:31 PM

Granted, but you sleep through it.

(I have no problem with garbagelady, that pays alot!)

I wish for sexy genie girl clothes!

Snow Phoenix March 12th, 2009 4:35 PM

Granted, but thats only because your a genie who lives in a bottle all her life :P.

(I know the job pays a lot! It's because few people are willing to do it. Have you ever considered actually being one?)

I wish I was omincient.

Crystal-Heart March 12th, 2009 4:39 PM

Granted, but it was misinterpreted, you are now omnicent, you are all pocket change!

I wish for a Gardevoir (nicknamed Sana)

(Yeah..I need a job that bad..)

Snow Phoenix March 12th, 2009 4:44 PM

Granted, but it's hacked!

I wish that I knew if I was a good poet or not... I just posted a poem in the other poetry thread XD.

(I just know how this wish is going to be corrupted too XD)

Corvus of the Black Night March 12th, 2009 4:45 PM

Granted, but it turns out you're not. Okay, that's not true =D

I wish I possessed telepathy.

Snow Phoenix March 12th, 2009 4:47 PM

Granted, but it's limited to fish. (Thank You!)

I wish that I hadn't predicted how my wish would be corrupted.

Crystal-Heart March 12th, 2009 4:49 PM

Granted, but now the universe is ripped asunder.

I wish I could fly.

Snow Phoenix March 12th, 2009 4:50 PM

Granted. By yourself an Airplane ticket =P

I wish that I could fly without using a machine such as an airplane or helicopter.

Crystal-Heart March 12th, 2009 5:00 PM

Granted, but you only think you can..don't jump off any tall buildings..

I wish I had a moemon (lols)

jigglyppuff8 March 12th, 2009 5:11 PM

Granted. It's not as moe~ as you thought it would be though.

I wish I had a Touhoumon (more lols)/

Donnie March 12th, 2009 5:47 PM

Granted, but your stuck with Reimu. :/

I wish school would never end

WriteThemWrong March 12th, 2009 7:53 PM

granted but because of budget cuts all schools are closed down

i wish i was on a boat

jigglyppuff8 March 12th, 2009 7:58 PM

Granted. It's the titanic.

I wish that every single enemy Druid in FE:SoS didn't have berserk or sleep staves.

Crystal-Heart March 12th, 2009 8:14 PM

Granted, but now all you fight are armies of Manaketes/Dragonkin. Enjoy.

I wish I looked like Caeda/Shiida from Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon.

WriteThemWrong March 12th, 2009 9:18 PM

Granted. Then the shadow dragon gobbles on you

i wish for a stimulus package

Crystal-Heart March 12th, 2009 11:21 PM

Granted, but it doesn't do you much good, as its from a third world country.

I wish for Free Anytime Minutes.

jigglyppuff8 March 13th, 2009 12:16 PM

Granted. You can use them anytime between the time I started to write this and the time I finished writing this.

I wish for 55 bottles of soda on that wall.

Crystal-Heart March 13th, 2009 12:55 PM

Granted, but they're constantly being shook up.

I wish for Sailor Mercury.

Snow Phoenix March 13th, 2009 12:57 PM

Granted. You hitch a ride on a boat sailing to Mercury and that is the main sailor's name.

I wish for BANZAI!

jigglyppuff8 March 13th, 2009 2:40 PM

Granted, but I don't know what you're going to do with most of it since you'll be dead by then.

I wish I didn't have to be hungry today.

Snow Phoenix March 13th, 2009 2:42 PM

Granted, but your even more thirstier.

I wish for CHOCOLATE!

Netto Azure March 13th, 2009 4:03 PM

Granted, but it's made from cow manure. :<

I wish for some Working IPhone 3G from ATT. =P

jigglyppuff8 March 13th, 2009 4:09 PM

Granted. It works fine, but you still need to pay for the service.

I wish I was more motivated to work on my latest chibi.

Skystrike March 13th, 2009 4:22 PM

Granted but from you wearing it out, it becomes 2G and it sucks.
I wish that people would understand me more.

jigglyppuff8 March 16th, 2009 11:02 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, those people are cockroaches.

I wish I knew what to do...

BlazingLink March 16th, 2009 11:15 PM

Granted, but you are executed.

I wish I could come up with stuff.

Crystal-Heart March 17th, 2009 9:26 AM

Granted, but its the man eating rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I wish I had some Frosted Mini Wheats.

omany March 17th, 2009 9:47 AM

i wish Granted if there was an a pokemon D/P map editor

Arukas March 17th, 2009 9:48 AM

Granted, But they are about 5 months old

I wish i had a jetpack

Neiko Star March 17th, 2009 2:11 PM

Granted, but everybody hates you.

I wish for a biiiiiiig COOKIE.

jigglyppuff8 March 17th, 2009 2:19 PM

Granted. You're crushed underneath its tremendous girth.

I wish I knew why my computer is making this "whirring" noise.

Arukas March 17th, 2009 5:26 PM

Granted, But now that you know the CIA is going to have to take you out.

I wish i had a pikachu :3

GardevoirsLover March 18th, 2009 7:39 AM

Granted, but the moon turns into a cannon and shoots you.

I wish gardevoir was real.

jigglyppuff8 March 18th, 2009 11:06 AM

Granted, but they're all male.

I wish I could be a problem sleuthing detective.

lugia5218 March 18th, 2009 11:16 AM

wish granted but then people allways cheat off you science tests.mawhahahaah

I wish that I was a lucario

sorry my little bro did that anyways.wish grantied but then you have to run on batters and you use up all your batters and die.

I wish that I could be god

jigglyppuff8 March 18th, 2009 11:31 AM

Granted. You're god of the dirty socks on my floor.

I wish TV were more interesting.

I Laugh at your Misfortune! March 18th, 2009 1:23 PM

Granted. Now its so interesting, you never leave the house. Everyone just stays at home to watch television and they're so busy catching up on Lost that they stop procreating. Humanity goes extinct. Nice one.

I wish for the ultimate superpower!

Crystal-Heart March 18th, 2009 6:55 PM

Granted, unfortunately your body can't take all the power.

I wish for Terra's Dissidia Outfit.

WriteThemWrong March 18th, 2009 7:24 PM

granted but its not dry cleaned :)

i wish for a snack

jigglyppuff8 March 18th, 2009 7:27 PM

Granted. Fresh octopus. Enjoy~

I wish for a mug of root beer.

I Laugh at your Misfortune! March 19th, 2009 2:58 PM

Granted. Beer made from the mandrake's roots. That's what you meant, right?

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish.

Snow Phoenix March 19th, 2009 4:26 PM

Granted, but I corrupt the wish you never made o.O

I wish I could say the alphabet backwards without hesitating one bit O.O

Ashbox March 20th, 2009 7:27 AM

ok....but you still dont pass the tests...and the cops arrest you

i wish the Cancer in /b/ was cured......

jigglyppuff8 March 20th, 2009 11:11 AM

Granted. However, this can only be accomplished through a team effort. Only by capitalizing and punctuating properly can the Cancer in 4chan be cured.

I wish that using zero punctuation would be as awesome as Zero Punctuation.

Snow Phoenix March 20th, 2009 11:55 AM

granted but its making me use no punctuation at all and is filled with runon sentences i like pie

i wish that i never had to corrupt a wish by purposely using no punctuation and runon sentences where am i

Ashbox March 20th, 2009 2:30 PM

he just kept talking in one incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic..........

i wish for pie

Netto Azure March 20th, 2009 3:18 PM

Granted. Here: 3.14159265358979323846…

I wish for some Homework. ;D

Ashbox March 20th, 2009 3:20 PM

ok...you can have all the homework you want....but it was due yesterday....

i wish that the cancer in /b/ was cured.....

Netto Azure March 20th, 2009 3:33 PM

Granted...But rules 1 & 2 prevent you from knowing.

I wish for some video games...

Snow Phoenix March 20th, 2009 3:35 PM

Granted, but they're all copies of those E.T games that were dumped in some desert because that were so bad.

I wish I knew why reading run-on sentences was so hypnotic.

Ashbox March 20th, 2009 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrozenSnowman
I wish I knew why reading run-on sentences was so hypnotic.

because it is...and i like them...
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashbox
he just kept talking in one incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic..........

i wish for pudding

jigglyppuff8 March 20th, 2009 11:05 PM

Granted. However, it's in powder form.

I wish for the Special Ability Mainly to Manipulate the Floor.

WriteThemWrong March 21st, 2009 7:44 AM

congratulations but you went crazy with the floor manipulating that you have nothing to stand on and fall all the way down to the earths core

I wish for a palm tree that grows pokemon cards only

Snow Phoenix March 21st, 2009 8:33 AM

Granted, but it only grows halves of cards and they are all the bottom halves of a Magikarp Card.

I wish for quick reflexes.

True Reign March 21st, 2009 9:19 AM

You now have fast reflexes, but at the price of being slow in every other category.

I wish for one million dollars.

WriteThemWrong March 21st, 2009 10:13 AM

granted you get a million US dollars but the world switches to yen right as you get it

i wish for dudez-a-plenty

Ashbox March 21st, 2009 11:14 AM

OK...but they disappear....

i wish for apple pie

Snow Phoenix March 21st, 2009 11:20 AM

Granted, but it was made with poisonous apples and so it is a poisonous apple pie.

I wish for Armagedon.

WriteThemWrong March 21st, 2009 11:53 AM

granted you get the movie on dvd starring bruce willis and ben affleck in a sci-fi thriller about a meteor on a collision course with earth and sure to end all life if it hits.

i wish for a pop up book

Snow Phoenix March 21st, 2009 11:55 AM

Granted, it's a blank book where all the pages pop-up.

I wish for peace.

jigglyppuff8 March 21st, 2009 1:14 PM

Granted. It's on the Grand Line. You have to sail there first.

I wish I that my hands weren't frozen atm.

Snow Phoenix March 21st, 2009 1:16 PM

Granted. Instead they're literally on fire.

I wish for total anihilation.

True Reign March 21st, 2009 2:26 PM

Of ants?

I want to have superpowers.

Snow Phoenix March 21st, 2009 2:32 PM

Granted. Just go down to the Superpower thread at the bottom of this forum :P.

I wish for an Ice cream social.

98monkey1 March 21st, 2009 4:57 PM

Granted. It turns out all of the ice cream has peanuts in it, and then you find out you're allergic to peanuts. Lalala...

I wish no one can corrupt this wish.

jigglyppuff8 March 21st, 2009 5:10 PM

Granted. However, there's no specified wish to corrupt. Therefore, there's no specified wish to grant either.

I wish I knew why I just got this bad feeling.

Snow Phoenix March 21st, 2009 5:22 PM

Granted, but the reason why is because something horrible is about to happen...

I wish I what was about to happen that gave ^ a bad feeling.

98monkey1 March 21st, 2009 5:25 PM

Granted. But you forget.

I wish that the next person who denies my wish wouldn't be able to wish...(Hehehe...Like before, my plan will work :bandit: )

jigglyppuff8 March 21st, 2009 5:29 PM

Granted, your wishes are never denied. In exchange, you can't deny anyone else's wishes either. If you do, your wish is null and void.

I wish I could try a burger from White Castle.

98monkey1 March 21st, 2009 5:33 PM

Granted. The burger is extremely burnt, and has toenails on it. But you don't want to waste your money...

I wish that the person who grants this wish can't wish anymore...(Hehehe)

jigglyppuff8 March 21st, 2009 5:37 PM

There is no specified wish to grant, so there is no specified wish to corrupt either. It is neither granted or denied.

I wish that thread derailment would stop.

Ashbox March 21st, 2009 5:49 PM

no derailing eh???? !~~~<[=WISH DENIED=]>~~~! >=]

i wish for more lulz


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