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Granted, but they are always sold out.
I wish for 1000 cheetahs |
ok....but the 1000 cheetas eat you alive!!!
i wish for over 9000 longcats |
Granted, but it was interperated as 9000 polecats, enjoy your new skunks.
I wish I had a Pirate Hat on. |
ok....but then the east india company arrests you for piracy.....and sends you to the gallows......
i wish for pudding |
Granted. its so tasty that after you eat it, you get incredibly depressed because you will never eat it again.
I wish for a beard! |
Granted. However, it's still attached to Chuck Norris's Face. Good luck getting it.
I wish for creativity. |
congrats, your creative...and dangerous muahaha
i wish for a greener lawn |
Granted. It was painted green, but it all decomposes due to lack of sunlight.
I wish for an implosion |
Granted, but instead of an implosion I give you an explosion. BOOM!
I wish for uno, dos, and tres. |
Granted. You get Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres. They all band together to kill you.
I wish for a super-power |
Granted. You have the suicide superpower.
I wish for an infinite supply of perfect cookies that are not poisoned and will not be stolen, and no-one will be jealous. |
Granted, but there isn't any milk.
I wish for faster, more agile fingers. |
Granted. They're so fast that they fall off when you're typing.
I wish for what I previously wished for with milk that is also an infinite supply and not poisoned. And perfect in every way. |
Granted...But it's rat's milk. :<
I wish for a better past. =P |
Granted. The last five minutes were instantly better, but you can't remember what you did.
I wish for Cream and Cheese :P. |
granted. You get cream cheese.......but NO CRACKERS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wish for bread! |
Granted, but I toast it so you get toast instead O.O I burned it so it's burnt :P.
I wish for burnt toast O.O |
Granted. You have to eat it. It tastes horrible.
I wish for a recycling bin. |
Granted. It can only recycle YOU!
I wish fortune and happiness to the next poster. |
Granted, but you get the opposite instead. XD
I wish for the next poster to be nice. =P |
Granted, but its opposite day XD
I wish for a world without work. |
Granted, but its for everyone but you.
I wish for more Boktai Games. |
Granted, however, there are none for you to play.
I wish for poetry! |
Granted, but it sucks.
I wish for my writer's block to disappear. |
Granted. The block that allows you to write is gone.
I wish for sashimi. |
Granted, it's absolutely delicious, but it stinks so much you can't get near it.
I wish I wasn't lazy. |
Granted, but now you can't stop exercising.
I wish I had a job.. |
Granted, your a Garbageman regardless of the fact that your a girl O.O
I wish for Monday. |
Granted, but you sleep through it.
(I have no problem with garbagelady, that pays alot!) I wish for sexy genie girl clothes! |
Granted, but thats only because your a genie who lives in a bottle all her life :P.
(I know the job pays a lot! It's because few people are willing to do it. Have you ever considered actually being one?) I wish I was omincient. |
Granted, but it was misinterpreted, you are now omnicent, you are all pocket change!
I wish for a Gardevoir (nicknamed Sana) (Yeah..I need a job that bad..) |
Granted, but it's hacked!
I wish that I knew if I was a good poet or not... I just posted a poem in the other poetry thread XD. (I just know how this wish is going to be corrupted too XD) |
Granted, but it turns out you're not. Okay, that's not true =D
I wish I possessed telepathy. |
Granted, but it's limited to fish. (Thank You!)
I wish that I hadn't predicted how my wish would be corrupted. |
Granted, but now the universe is ripped asunder.
I wish I could fly. |
Granted. By yourself an Airplane ticket =P
I wish that I could fly without using a machine such as an airplane or helicopter. |
Granted, but you only think you can..don't jump off any tall buildings..
I wish I had a moemon (lols) |
Granted. It's not as moe~ as you thought it would be though.
I wish I had a Touhoumon (more lols)/ |
Granted, but your stuck with Reimu. :/
I wish school would never end |
granted but because of budget cuts all schools are closed down
i wish i was on a boat |
Granted. It's the titanic.
I wish that every single enemy Druid in FE:SoS didn't have berserk or sleep staves. |
Granted, but now all you fight are armies of Manaketes/Dragonkin. Enjoy.
I wish I looked like Caeda/Shiida from Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon. |
Granted. Then the shadow dragon gobbles on you
i wish for a stimulus package |
Granted, but it doesn't do you much good, as its from a third world country.
I wish for Free Anytime Minutes. |
Granted. You can use them anytime between the time I started to write this and the time I finished writing this.
I wish for 55 bottles of soda on that wall. |
Granted, but they're constantly being shook up.
I wish for Sailor Mercury. |
Granted. You hitch a ride on a boat sailing to Mercury and that is the main sailor's name.
I wish for BANZAI! |
Granted, but I don't know what you're going to do with most of it since you'll be dead by then.
I wish I didn't have to be hungry today. |
Granted, but your even more thirstier.
I wish for CHOCOLATE! |
Granted, but it's made from cow manure. :<
I wish for some Working IPhone 3G from ATT. =P |
Granted. It works fine, but you still need to pay for the service.
I wish I was more motivated to work on my latest chibi. |
Granted but from you wearing it out, it becomes 2G and it sucks.
I wish that people would understand me more. |
Granted. Unfortunately, those people are cockroaches.
I wish I knew what to do... |
Granted, but you are executed.
I wish I could come up with stuff. |
Granted, but its the man eating rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
I wish I had some Frosted Mini Wheats. |
i wish Granted if there was an a pokemon D/P map editor
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Granted, But they are about 5 months old
I wish i had a jetpack |
Granted, but everybody hates you.
I wish for a biiiiiiig COOKIE. |
Granted. You're crushed underneath its tremendous girth.
I wish I knew why my computer is making this "whirring" noise. |
Granted, But now that you know the CIA is going to have to take you out.
I wish i had a pikachu :3 |
Granted, but the moon turns into a cannon and shoots you.
I wish gardevoir was real. |
Granted, but they're all male.
I wish I could be a problem sleuthing detective. |
wish granted but then people allways cheat off you science tests.mawhahahaah
I wish that I was a lucario sorry my little bro did that anyways.wish grantied but then you have to run on batters and you use up all your batters and die. I wish that I could be god |
Granted. You're god of the dirty socks on my floor.
I wish TV were more interesting. |
Granted. Now its so interesting, you never leave the house. Everyone just stays at home to watch television and they're so busy catching up on Lost that they stop procreating. Humanity goes extinct. Nice one.
I wish for the ultimate superpower! |
Granted, unfortunately your body can't take all the power.
I wish for Terra's Dissidia Outfit. |
granted but its not dry cleaned :)
i wish for a snack |
Granted. Fresh octopus. Enjoy~
I wish for a mug of root beer. |
Granted. Beer made from the mandrake's roots. That's what you meant, right?
I wish that I didn't have to make a wish. |
Granted, but I corrupt the wish you never made o.O
I wish I could say the alphabet backwards without hesitating one bit O.O |
ok....but you still dont pass the tests...and the cops arrest you
i wish the Cancer in /b/ was cured...... |
Granted. However, this can only be accomplished through a team effort. Only by capitalizing and punctuating properly can the Cancer in 4chan be cured.
I wish that using zero punctuation would be as awesome as Zero Punctuation. |
granted but its making me use no punctuation at all and is filled with runon sentences i like pie
i wish that i never had to corrupt a wish by purposely using no punctuation and runon sentences where am i |
he just kept talking in one incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic..........
i wish for pie |
Granted. Here: 3.14159265358979323846…
I wish for some Homework. ;D |
ok...you can have all the homework you want....but it was due yesterday....
i wish that the cancer in /b/ was cured..... |
Granted...But rules 1 & 2 prevent you from knowing.
I wish for some video games... |
Granted, but they're all copies of those E.T games that were dumped in some desert because that were so bad.
I wish I knew why reading run-on sentences was so hypnotic. |
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Granted. However, it's in powder form.
I wish for the Special Ability Mainly to Manipulate the Floor. |
congratulations but you went crazy with the floor manipulating that you have nothing to stand on and fall all the way down to the earths core
I wish for a palm tree that grows pokemon cards only |
Granted, but it only grows halves of cards and they are all the bottom halves of a Magikarp Card.
I wish for quick reflexes. |
You now have fast reflexes, but at the price of being slow in every other category.
I wish for one million dollars. |
granted you get a million US dollars but the world switches to yen right as you get it
i wish for dudez-a-plenty |
OK...but they disappear....
i wish for apple pie |
Granted, but it was made with poisonous apples and so it is a poisonous apple pie.
I wish for Armagedon. |
granted you get the movie on dvd starring bruce willis and ben affleck in a sci-fi thriller about a meteor on a collision course with earth and sure to end all life if it hits.
i wish for a pop up book |
Granted, it's a blank book where all the pages pop-up.
I wish for peace. |
Granted. It's on the Grand Line. You have to sail there first.
I wish I that my hands weren't frozen atm. |
Granted. Instead they're literally on fire.
I wish for total anihilation. |
Of ants?
I want to have superpowers. |
Granted. Just go down to the Superpower thread at the bottom of this forum :P.
I wish for an Ice cream social. |
Granted. It turns out all of the ice cream has peanuts in it, and then you find out you're allergic to peanuts. Lalala...
I wish no one can corrupt this wish. |
Granted. However, there's no specified wish to corrupt. Therefore, there's no specified wish to grant either.
I wish I knew why I just got this bad feeling. |
Granted, but the reason why is because something horrible is about to happen...
I wish I what was about to happen that gave ^ a bad feeling. |
Granted. But you forget.
I wish that the next person who denies my wish wouldn't be able to wish...(Hehehe...Like before, my plan will work :bandit: ) |
Granted, your wishes are never denied. In exchange, you can't deny anyone else's wishes either. If you do, your wish is null and void.
I wish I could try a burger from White Castle. |
Granted. The burger is extremely burnt, and has toenails on it. But you don't want to waste your money...
I wish that the person who grants this wish can't wish anymore...(Hehehe) |
There is no specified wish to grant, so there is no specified wish to corrupt either. It is neither granted or denied.
I wish that thread derailment would stop. |
no derailing eh???? !~~~<[=WISH DENIED=]>~~~! >=]
i wish for more lulz |
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