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BHwolfgang March 22nd, 2009 9:55 AM

Granted, but they are now laughing at you! >:D

I wish for a radio.

jigglyppuff8 March 23rd, 2009 3:16 PM

Granted. It only gets AM 640 (Radio Disney).

I wish that life had ctrl + F.

Snow Phoenix March 23rd, 2009 3:20 PM

Granted, but that is all your life of being a broken keyboard has :'(

I wish for a sad story that is NOT about me.

WriteThemWrong March 23rd, 2009 4:24 PM

granted. a pig falls in the mud. sad huh, i'm tearing up thinking about it

i wish for a verbose corruption

jigglyppuff8 March 23rd, 2009 4:49 PM

I shall now commence with the act of granting, however, there really isn't a desire to be made impure, therefore, this impurity of a desire shall only be slightly verbose.

I wish for spidey senses.

Snow Phoenix March 23rd, 2009 4:59 PM

Granted. You now have the ability to sense spiders *claps for jigglyppuff8*

I wish for an empty night sky, a lunar eclipse, and a french cafe overlooking a majestic body of water.

WriteThemWrong March 23rd, 2009 5:36 PM

granted. the sky is empty meaning you can't see anything including the lunar eclipse. the french cafe has a 'B' rating. muahahaha

i wish for a rare gemstone

jigglyppuff8 March 23rd, 2009 5:41 PM

Granted. Here's a copy of Pokemon Emerald.

I wish I could go to that Illusiionary Planet in the Fairyland.

Snow Phoenix March 23rd, 2009 5:50 PM

Granted, but because it is invisible and a Fairyland you could already visit it because you are dellusional.

I wish for oblivion.

BHwolfgang March 24th, 2009 6:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigglyppuff8 (Post 4461127)
Granted. It only gets AM 640 (Radio Disney).

I wish that life had ctrl + F.

How cruel..!!

Granted, your it!

I wish for a twinkie.

jigglyppuff8 March 25th, 2009 12:21 PM

Granted. It's deep fried and you die from the artery clogging.

I wish I could write 3 pages of work in 5 hours.

Snow Phoenix March 25th, 2009 12:27 PM

Granted, but it is in a language not known to man and no one including yourself can read it.

I wish I could speak every language on the planet earth.

WriteThemWrong March 25th, 2009 3:05 PM

granted but your tongue gets pissed at you and shuts down

i wish for a book of spells

Snow Phoenix March 25th, 2009 3:07 PM

Granted, it's called a dictionary... >.>...

I wish for Powder Snow.

jigglyppuff8 March 25th, 2009 3:08 PM

Granted. It's not enough to close any school though, and it melts away too quickly to be effective.

I wish that I could believe that I could fly.

Snow Phoenix March 25th, 2009 3:18 PM

Granted. You believe you're Peter Pan and jump out a window to your death while embarassing your self severely in front of people you know.

I wish the way that I corrupted a wish wasn't so harsh.

WriteThemWrong March 25th, 2009 3:26 PM

granted. a gm comes in and closes the thread

i wish for a chocolate refrigerator

jigglyppuff8 March 25th, 2009 3:37 PM

Granted. The chocolate starts to melt causing a short in the electrical outlet which sparks a fire and burns your home down.

I wish that this posting fever would cool down now.

Nashua March 25th, 2009 3:38 PM

Granted, but the forum crashes.

I wish for a open-faced club sandwich.

WriteThemWrong March 25th, 2009 3:48 PM

granted, you get an open faced sand wedge

i wish for more creative wish corruptions

Snow Phoenix March 25th, 2009 3:50 PM

Granted, but this isn't one of them O.O

I wish I knew what the passion of a thousand burning suns felt like O.O

zkid0605 March 25th, 2009 3:54 PM

Granted, but it last to long and you die.

I wish I had TRU regigigas!

Snow Phoenix March 25th, 2009 4:06 PM

Granted, but its hacked :(
I wish for Guns, Germs, and Steel.

Detox March 26th, 2009 4:49 PM

Granted, but sadly you end up dying from steel germy guns......

I wish for pain...

jigglyppuff8 March 26th, 2009 4:56 PM

Granted. It's caused by having a foot cramp every 30 minutes. It won't kill you, but it's still pretty dang painful, but it's nothing to cry about.

I wish for a No. 1 pencil.

Snow Phoenix March 26th, 2009 4:58 PM

Granted, but I extract all the lead from it.

I wish for Spring Break :).

WriteThemWrong March 26th, 2009 5:17 PM

granted but because of global warming every season is spring or summer

i wish for less attention

jigglyppuff8 March 26th, 2009 5:21 PM

Granted. However, spring break only lasts about 2 days now.

I wish for a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

BHwolfgang March 26th, 2009 5:22 PM

Granted, but you choked on it.

I wish to be in the Mafia.

WriteThemWrong March 26th, 2009 5:26 PM

granted but you're a mafia on tv and in the series finale the screen goes black before you can finish your sentence. ($1 for the person that gets this)

i wish for a walking disaster

Ashbox March 27th, 2009 7:47 AM

Ok Im here now....

i wish for an new xbox360
[my last 1 rrod :(]

jigglyppuff8 March 27th, 2009 12:14 PM

Granted. It got the RRoD after 5 days, though.

I wish for shinier hair.

Snow Phoenix March 27th, 2009 12:21 PM

Granted. Your hair is now Gray.

I wish I could colonize Mars.

Ashbox March 27th, 2009 12:51 PM

ok...but your lil Martian colonization effort quickly turns into a wild copycat of the game 'DooM'

I wish for pie...

jigglyppuff8 March 27th, 2009 1:38 PM

Granted. You didn't say for who or what kind, so I thank you for wishing me this delicious pizza pie.

I wish that I never grew up playing Superman (64).

Nashua March 27th, 2009 1:42 PM

Granted, but your childhood is reversed and you get no games throughout it.

I wish for an open-faced club sandwich.

Glitchfinder March 27th, 2009 3:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nashua (Post 4472990)
Granted, but your childhood is reversed and you get no games throughout it.

I wish for an open-faced club sandwich.

Granted, but now you can't see, and your jaw is broken. (Think about it for a minute)

I wish for armageddon.

Snow Phoenix March 27th, 2009 3:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glitchfinder (Post 4473338)
Granted, but now you can't see, and your jaw is broken. (Think about it for a minute)

I wish for armageddon.

OMG, THANK YOU! My Latin teacher told us what Armageddon meant today so...

Granted! You get Tal Megido :P

I wish I hadn't gotten so giddy when corrupting that wish >.>...

jigglyppuff8 March 27th, 2009 3:53 PM

Granted. Instead, you got hungry and logged off PC to go get a pizza. However, the line was way too long and they don't deliver, so you don't get any pizza.

I wish that this corruption made sense.

Snow Phoenix March 27th, 2009 3:59 PM

Granted. It does, it's just a very odd way of corrupting my wish by making me sad instead of giddy.

I wish for the band that sings Mellisa.

WriteThemWrong March 27th, 2009 4:34 PM

sure but no one comes to their concert because they never heard that song

i wish i know what you know

Snow Phoenix March 27th, 2009 4:36 PM

Granted, but I know nothing O.O

I wish I knew everything.

jigglyppuff8 March 27th, 2009 4:37 PM

Granted. Your mind is now scarred for life due to all the disturbing thing you now know.

I wish for for some strawberry milk.

Detox March 27th, 2009 6:46 PM

Granted, but you drown in it.

I wish for more pain.

Netto Azure March 28th, 2009 4:50 PM

Granted for a second. =P

I wish for Afro Gunsou a working iPhone. (The Apple one. XD)

Crystal-Heart March 28th, 2009 5:00 PM

Granted, but you drop it and it breaks.

I wish I was a female Gardevoir.

Snow Phoenix March 28th, 2009 5:25 PM

Granted, but your only a statue of one >.<

I wish for a Platypus.

Crystal-Heart March 28th, 2009 5:28 PM

Granted, but is a stuffed one.

I wish I was a telekinetic.

BHwolfgang March 29th, 2009 7:39 AM

Granted, but your mind explodes from sheer power.

I wish for a bamboo stick.

Mitchman March 29th, 2009 7:41 AM

Granted but the thing is so damn elastic that you keep hitting yourself.

I wish to be as awesome as metallica but without the drugs and alcohol.

Nashua March 29th, 2009 7:44 AM

Granted, but you get sucked into alcohol anyway.

I wish for a hippopotamus as a pet.

Mitchman March 29th, 2009 7:47 AM

Good girl for wishing something that cool but thank to me i remind you that hippopatamus have a hunger for humans larger then any other hunger. And we never saw Nashua post again.
I wish for a perfect world consisting of metal bands and all the hot girls that the eye can see. Yes i am being completely randomly centered on metal bands and babes today XD

Nashua March 29th, 2009 7:50 AM

Granted, but the metal bands and babes are ALL replaced by pipe bands and old ladies[no offense to any of you that like this combination].

I wish for a nice salad.

Mitchman March 29th, 2009 7:54 AM

Granted but oh well the wishmaker heard wrong and gave you an ice salad. I wish for a second kebab.

Nashua March 29th, 2009 7:57 AM

Granted but someone has already eaten it.

I wish for my mind to stop running out of ideas.

Mitchman March 29th, 2009 7:59 AM

Granted but so many ideas make your brain splode.
I wish for more mushrooms and basmati rice please!

Crystal-Heart March 29th, 2009 5:58 PM

Granted, but its three weeks old.

I wish I had some Mountain Dew.

OokamiShipper March 29th, 2009 6:43 PM

Granted, but I shook it. >:3

I wish I had a...plate of jelly.

Ashbox March 30th, 2009 7:49 AM

ok...but its really old jelly.....it smells

i wish for pudding

HoneyBubbles March 30th, 2009 7:52 AM

But you can't eat the pudding.

I wish I could go to wonderland just like Alice.

Nashua March 30th, 2009 7:55 AM

Granted, but you're stuck in the real world.

I wish I had some caffeine.

Crystal-Heart March 30th, 2009 10:27 AM

Granted, but now your hopelessly addicted.

I wish for cheat codes for the real world.

Mitchman March 30th, 2009 11:18 AM

That would be helpful if you didnt already fail so much that you had a cheat barrier on life cause your life is at -1.

Anyway uh i wish for the girl i love to have not done all this to me and to have just gone out with me in the first place and not make me go through this torturous hell i feel.

Snow Phoenix March 30th, 2009 5:49 PM

Granted, but you just passed up a chance to date your soul-mate after enduring several moments hell.

I wish for a cold day in hell.

jigglyppuff8 March 30th, 2009 6:17 PM

Granted. Because it would be a cold day in hell when they stopped making Pokemon...

I wish for a bicycle for two.

Snow Phoenix March 30th, 2009 6:25 PM

Granted, but they don't have any wheels.

I wish for Up, Left, B, B, R, R, Select, Up, Down.

Crystal-Heart March 30th, 2009 7:00 PM

Granted, but the cheat doesn't work.

I wish for a t shirt

((Oh, and there is a Hell, Michigan so there can be a cold day in Hell, heck, Hell can even freeze over))

raging lion March 30th, 2009 11:24 PM

Granted, but its too small for you to wear it

I wish that I can teleport my self as nightcrawler from X-men

Snow Phoenix March 31st, 2009 7:11 AM

Granted, but you can only teleport to the same place you left.

I wish for an 8 turned 90 degrees.

Crystal-Heart March 31st, 2009 1:03 PM

Granted, but now its just a small racetrack, not infinity.

I wish to get a job at GameStop.

Gerri Shin March 31st, 2009 1:14 PM

granted, but it's only a custodial job and there is no chance of promotions available.

I wish for a key lime cheesecake that creates a perfect world, for me and those I choose, to live in after I eat it.

jigglyppuff8 March 31st, 2009 1:18 PM

Granted. It tastes horrible and for order for its effect to work, you need to eat all of it. Btw, it's also the current world record holder for largest l i e cake.

I wish for tomorrow not to come.

WriteThemWrong March 31st, 2009 3:56 PM

granted but you will never get birthday, christmas, valentines, thanksgiving, or easter presents

i wish i lived in a castle

BHwolfgang March 31st, 2009 4:43 PM

Granted, but it was invaded by old men. =O

I wish for a gluestick.

jigglyppuff8 March 31st, 2009 4:46 PM

Granted. However, around the same time you take the cap off the glue stick, your parents come into the room and become super paranoid for some reason and think you're sniffing glue. Months of unneeded therapy and rehab ensue.

I wish for a figgy pudding.

Dogboy2709 March 31st, 2009 5:35 PM

Granted but you throw up right after you eat it.


I wish I was still in Disney.

HoneyBubbles March 31st, 2009 5:42 PM

Granted. But it fell apart.

I wish I was a rubber duck.

Azumi March 31st, 2009 9:12 PM

Granted, but you get eaten by rabid sharks.

I wish I was Konata.
(If you don't know who she is, look it up.)

Crystal-Heart March 31st, 2009 9:17 PM

(I know who she is, she's awesome!)
Granted, but are always stalked by fanboys, fangirls, and lolicons.

I wish I knew Japanese.

Snow Phoenix April 1st, 2009 4:24 AM

Granted, but the offical language becomes Todoroki so it doesn't matter >.<

I wish I could tell who is who in this lovely April Fools Day prank.

Azumi April 1st, 2009 4:43 AM

(You mean the one with everything called Todoroki?)
Granted, but the name is so scaring that it makes you die of heart attack.

I wish I could STOP being called Todoroki.

Netto Azure April 1st, 2009 6:32 AM

Denied! IT'S THE WILL OF THE GODZ!!!

I wish this AFD will last for a while!

Snow Phoenix April 1st, 2009 7:21 AM

Granted, it lasts FOREVER MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish this AFD prank wasn't so evil.

Forever Forbidden April 1st, 2009 9:08 AM

Granted, but you will remain a Todoroki forever!!!!

I wish that i was named Todoroki and hacked the forum and made everyone as cool as me!

Yume Tsuki April 1st, 2009 10:29 AM

Granted but next day we will get our own name and sig back ;DD

Snow Phoenix April 1st, 2009 10:31 AM

Denied for not having a wish.

I wish that no one would forget to post a wish in that same post that they corrupted a wish.

Nashua April 1st, 2009 10:33 AM

Granted, but everyone ignores you and posts whatever they want.

I wish for chocolate cake.

Yume Tsuki April 1st, 2009 12:02 PM

Granted but it also contained maggots (eeeew D;)

I wish i could edit my posts :/

Elite Champion April 1st, 2009 12:02 PM

BUT YOU CANT SO SHUT UP

i wish i was naked

moon April 1st, 2009 12:06 PM

Granted... but you get put into a deep, dark cell in a filthy prison, because nobody wants to look at you.

I wish the theme on PC could change...

Elite Champion April 1st, 2009 12:09 PM

granted , but only the little pikachu changes
to a can of irn-bru haha

i wish to have a can of irn-bru

Detox April 1st, 2009 2:52 PM

You get it, and it asplodes in your face.

I wish my username would change back to normal >_>

Nashua April 1st, 2009 2:53 PM

Granted, but you stay as Todoroki forever.

I wish for my television to go out.

Detox April 1st, 2009 2:55 PM

and It does, right out your window.

I wish it was tomorrow already...

Nashua April 1st, 2009 2:56 PM

Granted, but time freezes and you're stuck today.

I wish for a pet shark.

Detox April 1st, 2009 2:57 PM

Granted, but its named jaws and eats you

I wish I was not a Todoroki

The Scientist April 1st, 2009 2:59 PM

Tomorrow as you are showering, you find a fist-sized lump in your back. What could it be?

I wish my torrents would download faster.

Detox April 1st, 2009 3:01 PM

Granted, and after you download anything you have to pay 6.66 million dollars.

I wish that april fools day never existed...

Yume Tsuki April 1st, 2009 9:40 PM

Granted, but now everyone is emo cuz for some ppl 1 April is their christmas..

I wish i was lesser emo

x'D

(WHOAZ another guy from Netherlands :O lolz me 2 x))

Snow Phoenix April 3rd, 2009 8:13 AM

Granted. You're now an even weaker emo. Sorry for the loss in strength :(

I wish for Tavern Ham.


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