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Granted, but they are now laughing at you! >:D
I wish for a radio. |
Granted. It only gets AM 640 (Radio Disney).
I wish that life had ctrl + F. |
Granted, but that is all your life of being a broken keyboard has :'(
I wish for a sad story that is NOT about me. |
granted. a pig falls in the mud. sad huh, i'm tearing up thinking about it
i wish for a verbose corruption |
I shall now commence with the act of granting, however, there really isn't a desire to be made impure, therefore, this impurity of a desire shall only be slightly verbose.
I wish for spidey senses. |
Granted. You now have the ability to sense spiders *claps for jigglyppuff8*
I wish for an empty night sky, a lunar eclipse, and a french cafe overlooking a majestic body of water. |
granted. the sky is empty meaning you can't see anything including the lunar eclipse. the french cafe has a 'B' rating. muahahaha
i wish for a rare gemstone |
Granted. Here's a copy of Pokemon Emerald.
I wish I could go to that Illusiionary Planet in the Fairyland. |
Granted, but because it is invisible and a Fairyland you could already visit it because you are dellusional.
I wish for oblivion. |
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Granted, your it! I wish for a twinkie. |
Granted. It's deep fried and you die from the artery clogging.
I wish I could write 3 pages of work in 5 hours. |
Granted, but it is in a language not known to man and no one including yourself can read it.
I wish I could speak every language on the planet earth. |
granted but your tongue gets pissed at you and shuts down
i wish for a book of spells |
Granted, it's called a dictionary... >.>...
I wish for Powder Snow. |
Granted. It's not enough to close any school though, and it melts away too quickly to be effective.
I wish that I could believe that I could fly. |
Granted. You believe you're Peter Pan and jump out a window to your death while embarassing your self severely in front of people you know.
I wish the way that I corrupted a wish wasn't so harsh. |
granted. a gm comes in and closes the thread
i wish for a chocolate refrigerator |
Granted. The chocolate starts to melt causing a short in the electrical outlet which sparks a fire and burns your home down.
I wish that this posting fever would cool down now. |
Granted, but the forum crashes.
I wish for a open-faced club sandwich. |
granted, you get an open faced sand wedge
i wish for more creative wish corruptions |
Granted, but this isn't one of them O.O
I wish I knew what the passion of a thousand burning suns felt like O.O |
Granted, but it last to long and you die.
I wish I had TRU regigigas! |
Granted, but its hacked :(
I wish for Guns, Germs, and Steel. |
Granted, but sadly you end up dying from steel germy guns......
I wish for pain... |
Granted. It's caused by having a foot cramp every 30 minutes. It won't kill you, but it's still pretty dang painful, but it's nothing to cry about.
I wish for a No. 1 pencil. |
Granted, but I extract all the lead from it.
I wish for Spring Break :). |
granted but because of global warming every season is spring or summer
i wish for less attention |
Granted. However, spring break only lasts about 2 days now.
I wish for a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. |
Granted, but you choked on it.
I wish to be in the Mafia. |
granted but you're a mafia on tv and in the series finale the screen goes black before you can finish your sentence. ($1 for the person that gets this)
i wish for a walking disaster |
Ok Im here now....
i wish for an new xbox360 [my last 1 rrod :(] |
Granted. It got the RRoD after 5 days, though.
I wish for shinier hair. |
Granted. Your hair is now Gray.
I wish I could colonize Mars. |
ok...but your lil Martian colonization effort quickly turns into a wild copycat of the game 'DooM'
I wish for pie... |
Granted. You didn't say for who or what kind, so I thank you for wishing me this delicious pizza pie.
I wish that I never grew up playing Superman (64). |
Granted, but your childhood is reversed and you get no games throughout it.
I wish for an open-faced club sandwich. |
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I wish for armageddon. |
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Granted! You get Tal Megido :P I wish I hadn't gotten so giddy when corrupting that wish >.>... |
Granted. Instead, you got hungry and logged off PC to go get a pizza. However, the line was way too long and they don't deliver, so you don't get any pizza.
I wish that this corruption made sense. |
Granted. It does, it's just a very odd way of corrupting my wish by making me sad instead of giddy.
I wish for the band that sings Mellisa. |
sure but no one comes to their concert because they never heard that song
i wish i know what you know |
Granted, but I know nothing O.O
I wish I knew everything. |
Granted. Your mind is now scarred for life due to all the disturbing thing you now know.
I wish for for some strawberry milk. |
Granted, but you drown in it.
I wish for more pain. |
Granted for a second. =P
I wish for Afro Gunsou a working iPhone. (The Apple one. XD) |
Granted, but you drop it and it breaks.
I wish I was a female Gardevoir. |
Granted, but your only a statue of one >.<
I wish for a Platypus. |
Granted, but is a stuffed one.
I wish I was a telekinetic. |
Granted, but your mind explodes from sheer power.
I wish for a bamboo stick. |
Granted but the thing is so damn elastic that you keep hitting yourself.
I wish to be as awesome as metallica but without the drugs and alcohol. |
Granted, but you get sucked into alcohol anyway.
I wish for a hippopotamus as a pet. |
Good girl for wishing something that cool but thank to me i remind you that hippopatamus have a hunger for humans larger then any other hunger. And we never saw Nashua post again.
I wish for a perfect world consisting of metal bands and all the hot girls that the eye can see. Yes i am being completely randomly centered on metal bands and babes today XD |
Granted, but the metal bands and babes are ALL replaced by pipe bands and old ladies[no offense to any of you that like this combination].
I wish for a nice salad. |
Granted but oh well the wishmaker heard wrong and gave you an ice salad. I wish for a second kebab.
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Granted but someone has already eaten it.
I wish for my mind to stop running out of ideas. |
Granted but so many ideas make your brain splode.
I wish for more mushrooms and basmati rice please! |
Granted, but its three weeks old.
I wish I had some Mountain Dew. |
Granted, but I shook it. >:3
I wish I had a...plate of jelly. |
ok...but its really old jelly.....it smells
i wish for pudding |
But you can't eat the pudding.
I wish I could go to wonderland just like Alice. |
Granted, but you're stuck in the real world.
I wish I had some caffeine. |
Granted, but now your hopelessly addicted.
I wish for cheat codes for the real world. |
That would be helpful if you didnt already fail so much that you had a cheat barrier on life cause your life is at -1.
Anyway uh i wish for the girl i love to have not done all this to me and to have just gone out with me in the first place and not make me go through this torturous hell i feel. |
Granted, but you just passed up a chance to date your soul-mate after enduring several moments hell.
I wish for a cold day in hell. |
Granted. Because it would be a cold day in hell when they stopped making Pokemon...
I wish for a bicycle for two. |
Granted, but they don't have any wheels.
I wish for Up, Left, B, B, R, R, Select, Up, Down. |
Granted, but the cheat doesn't work.
I wish for a t shirt ((Oh, and there is a Hell, Michigan so there can be a cold day in Hell, heck, Hell can even freeze over)) |
Granted, but its too small for you to wear it
I wish that I can teleport my self as nightcrawler from X-men |
Granted, but you can only teleport to the same place you left.
I wish for an 8 turned 90 degrees. |
Granted, but now its just a small racetrack, not infinity.
I wish to get a job at GameStop. |
granted, but it's only a custodial job and there is no chance of promotions available.
I wish for a key lime cheesecake that creates a perfect world, for me and those I choose, to live in after I eat it. |
Granted. It tastes horrible and for order for its effect to work, you need to eat all of it. Btw, it's also the current world record holder for largest l i e cake.
I wish for tomorrow not to come. |
granted but you will never get birthday, christmas, valentines, thanksgiving, or easter presents
i wish i lived in a castle |
Granted, but it was invaded by old men. =O
I wish for a gluestick. |
Granted. However, around the same time you take the cap off the glue stick, your parents come into the room and become super paranoid for some reason and think you're sniffing glue. Months of unneeded therapy and rehab ensue.
I wish for a figgy pudding. |
Granted but you throw up right after you eat it.
I wish I was still in Disney. |
Granted. But it fell apart.
I wish I was a rubber duck. |
Granted, but you get eaten by rabid sharks.
I wish I was Konata. (If you don't know who she is, look it up.) |
(I know who she is, she's awesome!)
Granted, but are always stalked by fanboys, fangirls, and lolicons. I wish I knew Japanese. |
Granted, but the offical language becomes Todoroki so it doesn't matter >.<
I wish I could tell who is who in this lovely April Fools Day prank. |
(You mean the one with everything called Todoroki?)
Granted, but the name is so scaring that it makes you die of heart attack. I wish I could STOP being called Todoroki. |
Denied! IT'S THE WILL OF THE GODZ!!!
I wish this AFD will last for a while! |
Granted, it lasts FOREVER MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wish this AFD prank wasn't so evil. |
Granted, but you will remain a Todoroki forever!!!!
I wish that i was named Todoroki and hacked the forum and made everyone as cool as me! |
Granted but next day we will get our own name and sig back ;DD
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Denied for not having a wish.
I wish that no one would forget to post a wish in that same post that they corrupted a wish. |
Granted, but everyone ignores you and posts whatever they want.
I wish for chocolate cake. |
Granted but it also contained maggots (eeeew D;)
I wish i could edit my posts :/ |
BUT YOU CANT SO SHUT UP
i wish i was naked |
Granted... but you get put into a deep, dark cell in a filthy prison, because nobody wants to look at you.
I wish the theme on PC could change... |
granted , but only the little pikachu changes
to a can of irn-bru haha i wish to have a can of irn-bru |
You get it, and it asplodes in your face.
I wish my username would change back to normal >_> |
Granted, but you stay as Todoroki forever.
I wish for my television to go out. |
and It does, right out your window.
I wish it was tomorrow already... |
Granted, but time freezes and you're stuck today.
I wish for a pet shark. |
Granted, but its named jaws and eats you
I wish I was not a Todoroki |
Tomorrow as you are showering, you find a fist-sized lump in your back. What could it be?
I wish my torrents would download faster. |
Granted, and after you download anything you have to pay 6.66 million dollars.
I wish that april fools day never existed... |
Granted, but now everyone is emo cuz for some ppl 1 April is their christmas..
I wish i was lesser emo x'D (WHOAZ another guy from Netherlands :O lolz me 2 x)) |
Granted. You're now an even weaker emo. Sorry for the loss in strength :(
I wish for Tavern Ham. |
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