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jigglyppuff8 April 4th, 2009 10:24 AM

Granted. However, it has no Vitamin C and eating the ham gets you so full that you don't eat anything else for a while afterwards. During that time, your body just lacked the amount Vitamin C needed so you get very ill for about 3 weeks. Also, your parents/guardians believe that it was caused by food poisoning so they never let you have Tavern Ham again.

I wish for a stop sign.

I Laugh at your Misfortune! April 4th, 2009 1:02 PM

granted. However, on the other side, it says "Kick Me"

i wish that I was funny :(

Elite Champion April 4th, 2009 1:09 PM

granted, but you make racist jokes and everyone shoots you

i wish i had ev pokemon

jigglyppuff8 April 4th, 2009 1:23 PM

Granted. All of your Pokemon are EVed whether you know it or not, since EVs are gained whenever a Pokemon gains experience. Sure, they're not trained in the right stats, but you didn't wish for that, did you?

I wish for I had an external hard drive.

Elite Champion April 4th, 2009 1:26 PM

granted, but it never works

i wish for my first eevnt pokemon

jigglyppuff8 April 4th, 2009 1:30 PM

Granted. Enjoy your My Pokemon Ranch Combee. Hey, at least it's female.

I wish I had some chocolate.

Elite Champion April 4th, 2009 1:32 PM

granted, but its hot and melts over your new £1000000000000000 shirt

i wish i had a giant half man half chiken squirell

Snow Phoenix April 4th, 2009 2:01 PM

Granted, but it dies quickly via hybrid inviability :P

I wish the next poster knew what hybrid inviability meant >.<

Mitchman April 4th, 2009 2:08 PM

I tried but i failed.
I wish that i could find the perfect gum flavor.

I Laugh at your Misfortune! April 4th, 2009 4:05 PM

Granted, but its so perfect that you keep chewing it. You don't even stop when you go to bed. While you sleep, the gum slips down your throat and you choke to death.

I wish for a less morbid sense of humour :P

Dukey April 4th, 2009 4:19 PM

And you get somebody that walks in front of you with rabies and you laugh :/

I wish I could live forever!

jigglyppuff8 April 4th, 2009 4:43 PM

Granted. World's due to end in about a couple billion years. Since you live forever...

I wish I had a permanently bored expression.

Mitchman April 4th, 2009 5:08 PM

Granted but you got so boring your all alone.
I wish i had the power to heal myself.

cookie_lovr April 5th, 2009 3:35 PM

Granted, but you heal yourself so much that it genetically changes your bone structure.

I wish I could create Pop-Tarts on my head whenever I snap my fingers -snap-.

doyler94 April 5th, 2009 3:39 PM

granted but the pop tarts taste like turd
i wish the earth imploded and started anew

jigglyppuff8 April 5th, 2009 3:46 PM

Granted. However, it took billions of years for life to form the first time. Another few hundred million for human society to show up. Just when this all happens to the "new" earth, the sun reaches the end of its "life" and the earth is engulfed; no more advanced than we are today.

I wish for a sunflower.

doyler94 April 5th, 2009 3:48 PM

granted but i stand on it
i wish for a pencil

Corvus of the Black Night April 5th, 2009 4:33 PM

Granted, but then it stabs you in your vertebral column, thus paralyzing you for life *runs from all the evil pencils*

I wish I had another hat.

BHwolfgang April 5th, 2009 4:39 PM

It has been granted, but it shrunk when you washed it.

I wish for a cup of milk.

GardevoirsLover April 5th, 2009 5:30 PM

Granted, but it asplodes before you drink it.

I wish gardevoir was real

jigglyppuff8 April 5th, 2009 5:35 PM

Granted. They're all male. I don't exactly see how this is a corruption, but whatever.

I wish that I wasn't so self-centered.

GardevoirsLover April 5th, 2009 5:44 PM

Granted, but then everyone else turns self-centered.

I wish male gardevoirs don't exist anymore.

jigglyppuff8 April 5th, 2009 6:01 PM

Granted. Since only male Gardevoirs existed, no Gardevoir doesn't exist at all.

I wish for a green helicopter.

Comic Tragedy April 5th, 2009 6:08 PM

Granted, the green of your helicopter started a riot in southern thailand. Appatently it reminded them of some bad memories >.<

I wish for world peace, and a better tomorrow.

Snow Phoenix April 5th, 2009 6:13 PM

Granted, but it only lasts till tommorrow and unfortunately you slept in tommorrow.

I wish I could redo my spring break.

jigglyppuff8 April 5th, 2009 6:15 PM

Granted. It happens like those Christmas specials you see on TV where they relive the same day over and over but only the one who wished to relive it remembers the events that happened and everyone else forgets.

I wish for my spring break to be a day longer. 3 days starting from Wednesday is not enough.

HoneyBubbles April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM

Granted, but you're summer break wil be shorter. (Aw, your spring break is short! Dx)

I wish my dog would play fetch with me.

Barney. April 6th, 2009 4:38 AM

Granted, Grab a stick ~

~ I wish I had some cheese and wine.

WriteThemWrong April 6th, 2009 8:42 AM

granted but your cheese falls into the wine and the chemicals react and the next thing you know KABOOOM!

i wish to keep it real

jigglyppuff8 April 6th, 2009 11:55 AM

Granted. If you've ever watched Dave Chappelle's "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong" sketches, then you'll know how this will be corrupted.

I wish for a paintbrush.

Mitchman April 6th, 2009 11:59 AM

You got a paintbrush but no paint! HA!
I wish for a cow that produces the best milk ever.

GardevoirsLover April 6th, 2009 3:56 PM

Granted, but when you make cheese, the cheese is a lie(Damn portal joke!).

I wish for a prinny.

Nnoitra Jiruga April 6th, 2009 4:08 PM

Granted, but when I throw it at you it explodes D :

I wish for a pet hawk. : 3

GardevoirsLover April 6th, 2009 4:27 PM

Granted, but it pecks your eyes out.

I wish I had a drawing tablet.

jigglyppuff8 April 6th, 2009 4:31 PM

Granted. It requires 50 AA batteries to run for an hour.

I wish for determination.

GardevoirsLover April 6th, 2009 4:37 PM

Granted, but then you can't determine life or death.

I wish for 500000000000 AA batteries for my tablet.

jigglyppuff8 April 6th, 2009 4:40 PM

Granted. The government wonders what you could be doing/plotting with all those batteries and you are arrested and interrogated by the CIA for suspicion that you may be plotting a threat.

I wish there was a seed.

WriteThemWrong April 6th, 2009 4:42 PM

granted but you put all of them in at the same time and it over loads. nice going

i wish to be a butt doctor

GardevoirsLover April 6th, 2009 4:47 PM

Granted, but you start to get brain damage for various reasons.

I wish I wasn't bored...

jigglyppuff8 April 6th, 2009 4:51 PM

Granted. Now, from now on, instead of being bored, you'll be asleep. Good luck surviving school since your head will be bitten off every 5 minutes since your asleep.

I wish for an ANGELTYPE/Gift Touhou plush.

Necrolium April 11th, 2009 5:49 PM

Granted but it comes to life and kills you like chuckie.

I wish to have all of the knowledge in the world.

ShadowLeader April 11th, 2009 6:04 PM

granted....but u become suddenly overwhelmed with the pain of knowing things that u dont want to know and jump out of a plane.
i wish i could bench 1000 lbs

Necrolium April 11th, 2009 7:04 PM

Granted, but then you become overlycocky and try to press 2000 lbs and it falls on you and you choke to death.

I wish I could fly.

OokamiShipper April 11th, 2009 7:07 PM

Granted, but...huh...you...can't get the hang of it and fall down 200 feet from the sky. ^^;

I wish for...a glass of water..

ShadowLeader April 11th, 2009 7:14 PM

u dont get it hahaha
i wish i had a dollar

jigglyppuff8 April 11th, 2009 10:26 PM

Granted. Here's you buck. http://archives.bulbagarden.net/w/upload/9/94/Pok%C3%A9buck_sign.gif1.

I wish for questions to be less opinionated.

Snow Phoenix April 12th, 2009 2:10 PM

Granted. They are now all fact based and are without a purpose because in asking the question the awnser is realized.

I wish for Username puns!

dream's-epilogue April 12th, 2009 2:21 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, as every username must contain a pun, the pool of availiable puns runs out, and no new members can come up with new puns. Pretty soon, forums are flooded with repeats of "Poke-man" and Pika-you". It becomes impossible to distinguish spammers from real members, and in an act of pure desperation, every single member is permanently banned, and the forum closes forever. (Now I'm out of breath.)

I wish I had a pet Raichu who plays Smash Brothers with me.

jigglyppuff8 April 12th, 2009 2:29 PM

Granted. Raichu have no thumbs and are known to be aggressive. Have fun~

I wish for fresh orange juice.

Snow Phoenix April 12th, 2009 2:32 PM

Granted, but the juice is without any sugar and so is too bland for your liking :3

I wish people would stop commenting on how my Username is redundant >.>...

dream's-epilogue April 12th, 2009 2:35 PM

Granted. Now they flood your inbox with lame poetry requests. By the time you read this, you will have 5,000 PM's asking for poems about fruit.

I wish that the corruption of this wish would itself be corrupted.

(btw Raichu DO have thumbs, don't they? Four fingers, counting the thumbs, because I know Pikachu have thumbs...some1 got a good pic?)

Snow Phoenix April 12th, 2009 2:40 PM

Declined... and by declining it, I have granted your wish. :)

I wish for an endless paradox....

dream's-epilogue April 12th, 2009 2:54 PM

I corrupt your wish, so that it isn't corrupted. Since it isn't corrupted, it CAN'T be corrupted. But since it can't be corrupted, it can't be corrupted to become immune to corruption. Since it isn't immune to corruption, it is, in fact, corrupted so that is isn't corrupted. But this gives it immunity to corruption, so that it can't be corrupted to have said immunity. (Enjoy mulling that over for awhile.)

Having been promptly proven wrong, I instead rescind my previous wish and wish for a PIKACHU (since they DO have thumbs) who plays Smash Brothers with me.

Snow Phoenix April 12th, 2009 3:27 PM

Granted, but this Pikachu was born without thumbs :P

I wish for Fire and Ice :3

dream's-epilogue April 12th, 2009 4:09 PM

Granted. Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat freezes you solid, then Skorpion melts you into a puddle.

Ok, third time's the charm. I wish my Pikachu friend did have thumbs, and neither he nor me will lose or gain anything extranneous as a result of this wish.

Snow Phoenix April 12th, 2009 4:14 PM

Granted, but your Pikachu evolves >.>... (Hmm, and how many thumbs do Raichus have? :P)

I wish for an anagram :3

Ashbox April 22nd, 2009 8:50 AM

meh...ok but its crap

i wish my internet wasn't down the past 2 months ._.

Alexithymia~ April 22nd, 2009 8:57 AM

it's up but the only website you can go on is a website of paint drying.
I wish I had x-ray eyes!

Ashbox April 22nd, 2009 8:59 AM

ok....but you can only see through the clothes of old people..... O_O'

i wish for a lawyer

Alexithymia~ April 22nd, 2009 9:30 AM

granted. but he's an idiot. he gets confused and ends up , somehow sending you to jail for a murder.
I wish I wasn't so weak XD

Ashbox April 22nd, 2009 9:33 AM

ok...but everyone you touch dies....[including yourself]

i wish for pudding

Snow Phoenix April 22nd, 2009 12:00 PM

Granted, but it's Rice Pudding and I eat it ALL up because I love Rice Pudding :3

I wish for an Acronym :3

jigglyppuff8 April 22nd, 2009 12:13 PM

Already granted. It was something clever too, but I forgot it :3.

I wish this was revived sooner.

Snow Phoenix April 22nd, 2009 12:48 PM

Granted! It never died so your wish was wasted! (By the way I made that wish just because of that note :3)

I wish for a quarter-pound of steak!

Ashbox April 24th, 2009 9:54 AM

ok.....but it has mad cow disease O_O

jigglyppuff8 April 26th, 2009 10:24 AM

Granted. After you eat your pudding, you walk out the door and breath in the fresh air and let it out just because the day's so great. Then that breath deters the path of a nearby butterfly and it gets in the way of a little kid's face. The incident left him with a morbid fear of bugs for the rest of his life. When he went to high school, he failed science since he got squeamish and fainted every time bugs were brought in. Unable to get a proper job, he resorted to working at a fast food joint. Since he had nowhere better to be, he always was the only one on the night shift since no one else wanted it before. One really late night, a man comes in and orders a meal. With this new nourishment, the man finds new revitalization and vows to reach his destination earlier than he initially intended. Once he got there, he accidentally dropped a penny, but paid it no mind since he wanted to take a nap. The penny then found its way into a nearby sewer system. By mere chance, the penny managed to not get filtered out of the water when it was treated. Then the water was sent out to where they were needed. The batch of water contaminated with the penny was sent to the nearby pudding factory. Due to small oversight, the penny managed to find its way into a pack of pudding. Nobody caught it. Then one day, a little girl eating pudding swallowed the penny and was hospitalized for 3 weeks. Her parents filed a lawsuit against the pudding company and won the case, shutting down the factory. This lead others to FDA to question the safety of pudding and pudding production halted and all of it was recalled. No pudding was left anywhere.

I wish for a pony named Honeysparkles!!!

Exiled~Shadow April 26th, 2009 10:35 AM

Granted, but Honeysparkles is covered in honey and glitter, so when you sit on her you get stuck to the saddle.

I wish for a brand new toaster!

kingofjokers April 26th, 2009 12:12 PM

granted but it doesn't toast poptarts
i wish for waffles

koopacrazy April 26th, 2009 1:05 PM

but its poisened
I Wish I Had All Lvl 100 Pokemon

jigglyppuff8 April 26th, 2009 1:07 PM

Granted, but it doesn't matter anyway since D/P/Pt wi-fi lets you auto-level to lv. 100 for battles. Shoddybattle says hi too. Also, the game gets boring because all you do is own everything without any effort and that isn't very fun.

I wish that I didn't have to use ice to cool down my water atm.

Frequency April 26th, 2009 1:08 PM

Granted, but the only move they know is tackle.

I wish for a Ford GT. THAT CAR ROCKS.

Ochigi April 26th, 2009 3:34 PM

Granted,but it exploded..

I wish for a poisonous mushroom!

The Apprentice™ April 26th, 2009 3:42 PM

Granted but then it poisons you.

I wish I have the power to control peoples mind

jigglyppuff8 April 26th, 2009 3:50 PM

Granted. However, you have to control all of them. ALL OF THEM. ALL 6.4 BILLION.

I wish for a neutron telescope.

Kindo April 27th, 2009 2:26 AM

granted but then it explodes
i wish for a perfect life where nothing bad can ever go wrongin anyother way

Yume Tsuki April 27th, 2009 7:13 AM

Granted but after a while you were bored by this life but could never undo it ;'D

I wish for an awesome animated froslass image :3

jigglyppuff8 April 27th, 2009 11:03 AM

Granted, but it's only 13 x 13 px.

I wish for a lighter jacket.

Frequency April 27th, 2009 2:14 PM

Granted. You realize that it's so light you jump for joy, then float into space.
I wish my PS2 didn't scratch my games.

The Apprentice™ April 27th, 2009 2:38 PM

Granted but now your ps2 breaks your game.

I wish for all Pokemon games.

jigglyppuff8 April 27th, 2009 2:39 PM

Granted. All of their internal batteries are dead. Except for Trozei's. Because Trozei's awesome.

I wish for 9.

Frequency April 27th, 2009 2:43 PM

Granted. It's reduced to 1.(I didn't quite get the wish,sorry.)

I wish for a earlier release date for FFXIII.

The Apprentice™ April 27th, 2009 2:45 PM

Granted but later you found out FF XIII sucks

I wish for a boomerang that actually works

jigglyppuff8 April 27th, 2009 2:48 PM

Granted. It's covered in razor sharp blades, so good luck catching it when it comes back.

I wish I knew what that shady new medicine was.

Ochigi April 27th, 2009 3:47 PM

Granted,but you died of knowing..

i wish for cheese!!!!!!!

jigglyppuff8 April 27th, 2009 3:52 PM

Granted. It's Limburger.

I wish I had the Tools no. 2.

Frequency April 27th, 2009 4:04 PM

Granted. It Fails.

I wish for the Lunar 2 sountrack. I left it home in michigan...

Comic Tragedy April 27th, 2009 4:07 PM

Granted. Macgyver is living with you, he creates a bomb using the cd. You die, along with the destruction of your home and family.....

I wish for the St. Louis Cardinals to win the World Series this year.

Frequency April 27th, 2009 4:08 PM

Granted. They later die on the bus back home.

I wish for a Bigger Tv.

jigglyppuff8 April 27th, 2009 4:12 PM

Granted. You have to use a dial to change channels, though.

I wish I knew why Hiroari shot a strange bird.

Comic Tragedy April 27th, 2009 4:15 PM

Granted. But the man who told you, then had to kill you...... *insert dramatic music*

I wish to successfully download and play the free online pokemon mmorpg advertised on this page.

Ninja Caterpie April 28th, 2009 1:31 AM

Granted, but my page is different and you play Civony instead. xD

I wish I didn't get none ads.

Note that I used double negatives. =D

Crystal-Heart April 28th, 2009 7:05 AM

Granted, but now there are two inverted versions of you as well. Double Negatives.

I wish for Model ZX.

Frequency April 28th, 2009 1:36 PM

Granted. You wake up in the night to find that a crackhead stole it.

I wish for a box of Cap'n Crunch!

jigglyppuff8 April 28th, 2009 1:39 PM

Granted. However, the cap'n was recently caught with NSFW images so now you get Admiral Crunch instead which has a completely different taste than Cap'n Crunch.

I wish I knew who broke into my stash of AAs.

Ochigi April 28th, 2009 3:20 PM

Granted,but you died before your theif was gonna admit.

I wish for a pikachu thats mean names Milkshakes!

jigglyppuff8 April 28th, 2009 3:30 PM

Granted, but you die.

I wish that "You die" wasn't the corruption half the time.

Frequency April 28th, 2009 3:44 PM

Granted. It's corruption ALL the time.

I wish for a Magic Dragon.

Ochigi April 28th, 2009 4:40 PM

Granted,but it didnt have any mucus in it so its stomach digested itself and it went to uhhm... "Dragon Heaven..."

I wish for a pickle!

Kindo May 2nd, 2009 5:28 PM

Granted,you got it but i slipped out of your hand and you got hit by a car when you ran after it.

I wish i had a invincible body

ShadowLeader May 2nd, 2009 6:06 PM

You get it but then you go blind
I wish i was an Oscar Meyer Weiner


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