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Granted. However, it has no Vitamin C and eating the ham gets you so full that you don't eat anything else for a while afterwards. During that time, your body just lacked the amount Vitamin C needed so you get very ill for about 3 weeks. Also, your parents/guardians believe that it was caused by food poisoning so they never let you have Tavern Ham again.
I wish for a stop sign. |
granted. However, on the other side, it says "Kick Me"
i wish that I was funny :( |
granted, but you make racist jokes and everyone shoots you
i wish i had ev pokemon |
Granted. All of your Pokemon are EVed whether you know it or not, since EVs are gained whenever a Pokemon gains experience. Sure, they're not trained in the right stats, but you didn't wish for that, did you?
I wish for I had an external hard drive. |
granted, but it never works
i wish for my first eevnt pokemon |
Granted. Enjoy your My Pokemon Ranch Combee. Hey, at least it's female.
I wish I had some chocolate. |
granted, but its hot and melts over your new £1000000000000000 shirt
i wish i had a giant half man half chiken squirell |
Granted, but it dies quickly via hybrid inviability :P
I wish the next poster knew what hybrid inviability meant >.< |
I tried but i failed.
I wish that i could find the perfect gum flavor. |
Granted, but its so perfect that you keep chewing it. You don't even stop when you go to bed. While you sleep, the gum slips down your throat and you choke to death.
I wish for a less morbid sense of humour :P |
And you get somebody that walks in front of you with rabies and you laugh :/
I wish I could live forever! |
Granted. World's due to end in about a couple billion years. Since you live forever...
I wish I had a permanently bored expression. |
Granted but you got so boring your all alone.
I wish i had the power to heal myself. |
Granted, but you heal yourself so much that it genetically changes your bone structure.
I wish I could create Pop-Tarts on my head whenever I snap my fingers -snap-. |
granted but the pop tarts taste like turd
i wish the earth imploded and started anew |
Granted. However, it took billions of years for life to form the first time. Another few hundred million for human society to show up. Just when this all happens to the "new" earth, the sun reaches the end of its "life" and the earth is engulfed; no more advanced than we are today.
I wish for a sunflower. |
granted but i stand on it
i wish for a pencil |
Granted, but then it stabs you in your vertebral column, thus paralyzing you for life *runs from all the evil pencils*
I wish I had another hat. |
It has been granted, but it shrunk when you washed it.
I wish for a cup of milk. |
Granted, but it asplodes before you drink it.
I wish gardevoir was real |
Granted. They're all male. I don't exactly see how this is a corruption, but whatever.
I wish that I wasn't so self-centered. |
Granted, but then everyone else turns self-centered.
I wish male gardevoirs don't exist anymore. |
Granted. Since only male Gardevoirs existed, no Gardevoir doesn't exist at all.
I wish for a green helicopter. |
Granted, the green of your helicopter started a riot in southern thailand. Appatently it reminded them of some bad memories >.<
I wish for world peace, and a better tomorrow. |
Granted, but it only lasts till tommorrow and unfortunately you slept in tommorrow.
I wish I could redo my spring break. |
Granted. It happens like those Christmas specials you see on TV where they relive the same day over and over but only the one who wished to relive it remembers the events that happened and everyone else forgets.
I wish for my spring break to be a day longer. 3 days starting from Wednesday is not enough. |
Granted, but you're summer break wil be shorter. (Aw, your spring break is short! Dx)
I wish my dog would play fetch with me. |
Granted, Grab a stick ~
~ I wish I had some cheese and wine. |
granted but your cheese falls into the wine and the chemicals react and the next thing you know KABOOOM!
i wish to keep it real |
Granted. If you've ever watched Dave Chappelle's "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong" sketches, then you'll know how this will be corrupted.
I wish for a paintbrush. |
You got a paintbrush but no paint! HA!
I wish for a cow that produces the best milk ever. |
Granted, but when you make cheese, the cheese is a lie(Damn portal joke!).
I wish for a prinny. |
Granted, but when I throw it at you it explodes D :
I wish for a pet hawk. : 3 |
Granted, but it pecks your eyes out.
I wish I had a drawing tablet. |
Granted. It requires 50 AA batteries to run for an hour.
I wish for determination. |
Granted, but then you can't determine life or death.
I wish for 500000000000 AA batteries for my tablet. |
Granted. The government wonders what you could be doing/plotting with all those batteries and you are arrested and interrogated by the CIA for suspicion that you may be plotting a threat.
I wish there was a seed. |
granted but you put all of them in at the same time and it over loads. nice going
i wish to be a butt doctor |
Granted, but you start to get brain damage for various reasons.
I wish I wasn't bored... |
Granted. Now, from now on, instead of being bored, you'll be asleep. Good luck surviving school since your head will be bitten off every 5 minutes since your asleep.
I wish for an ANGELTYPE/Gift Touhou plush. |
Granted but it comes to life and kills you like chuckie.
I wish to have all of the knowledge in the world. |
granted....but u become suddenly overwhelmed with the pain of knowing things that u dont want to know and jump out of a plane.
i wish i could bench 1000 lbs |
Granted, but then you become overlycocky and try to press 2000 lbs and it falls on you and you choke to death.
I wish I could fly. |
Granted, but...huh...you...can't get the hang of it and fall down 200 feet from the sky. ^^;
I wish for...a glass of water.. |
u dont get it hahaha
i wish i had a dollar |
Granted. Here's you buck. http://archives.bulbagarden.net/w/upload/9/94/Pok%C3%A9buck_sign.gif1.
I wish for questions to be less opinionated. |
Granted. They are now all fact based and are without a purpose because in asking the question the awnser is realized.
I wish for Username puns! |
Granted. Unfortunately, as every username must contain a pun, the pool of availiable puns runs out, and no new members can come up with new puns. Pretty soon, forums are flooded with repeats of "Poke-man" and Pika-you". It becomes impossible to distinguish spammers from real members, and in an act of pure desperation, every single member is permanently banned, and the forum closes forever. (Now I'm out of breath.)
I wish I had a pet Raichu who plays Smash Brothers with me. |
Granted. Raichu have no thumbs and are known to be aggressive. Have fun~
I wish for fresh orange juice. |
Granted, but the juice is without any sugar and so is too bland for your liking :3
I wish people would stop commenting on how my Username is redundant >.>... |
Granted. Now they flood your inbox with lame poetry requests. By the time you read this, you will have 5,000 PM's asking for poems about fruit.
I wish that the corruption of this wish would itself be corrupted. (btw Raichu DO have thumbs, don't they? Four fingers, counting the thumbs, because I know Pikachu have thumbs...some1 got a good pic?) |
Declined... and by declining it, I have granted your wish. :)
I wish for an endless paradox.... |
I corrupt your wish, so that it isn't corrupted. Since it isn't corrupted, it CAN'T be corrupted. But since it can't be corrupted, it can't be corrupted to become immune to corruption. Since it isn't immune to corruption, it is, in fact, corrupted so that is isn't corrupted. But this gives it immunity to corruption, so that it can't be corrupted to have said immunity. (Enjoy mulling that over for awhile.)
Having been promptly proven wrong, I instead rescind my previous wish and wish for a PIKACHU (since they DO have thumbs) who plays Smash Brothers with me. |
Granted, but this Pikachu was born without thumbs :P
I wish for Fire and Ice :3 |
Granted. Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat freezes you solid, then Skorpion melts you into a puddle.
Ok, third time's the charm. I wish my Pikachu friend did have thumbs, and neither he nor me will lose or gain anything extranneous as a result of this wish. |
Granted, but your Pikachu evolves >.>... (Hmm, and how many thumbs do Raichus have? :P)
I wish for an anagram :3 |
meh...ok but its crap
i wish my internet wasn't down the past 2 months ._. |
it's up but the only website you can go on is a website of paint drying.
I wish I had x-ray eyes! |
ok....but you can only see through the clothes of old people..... O_O'
i wish for a lawyer |
granted. but he's an idiot. he gets confused and ends up , somehow sending you to jail for a murder.
I wish I wasn't so weak XD |
ok...but everyone you touch dies....[including yourself]
i wish for pudding |
Granted, but it's Rice Pudding and I eat it ALL up because I love Rice Pudding :3
I wish for an Acronym :3 |
Already granted. It was something clever too, but I forgot it :3.
I wish this was revived sooner. |
Granted! It never died so your wish was wasted! (By the way I made that wish just because of that note :3)
I wish for a quarter-pound of steak! |
ok.....but it has mad cow disease O_O
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Granted. After you eat your pudding, you walk out the door and breath in the fresh air and let it out just because the day's so great. Then that breath deters the path of a nearby butterfly and it gets in the way of a little kid's face. The incident left him with a morbid fear of bugs for the rest of his life. When he went to high school, he failed science since he got squeamish and fainted every time bugs were brought in. Unable to get a proper job, he resorted to working at a fast food joint. Since he had nowhere better to be, he always was the only one on the night shift since no one else wanted it before. One really late night, a man comes in and orders a meal. With this new nourishment, the man finds new revitalization and vows to reach his destination earlier than he initially intended. Once he got there, he accidentally dropped a penny, but paid it no mind since he wanted to take a nap. The penny then found its way into a nearby sewer system. By mere chance, the penny managed to not get filtered out of the water when it was treated. Then the water was sent out to where they were needed. The batch of water contaminated with the penny was sent to the nearby pudding factory. Due to small oversight, the penny managed to find its way into a pack of pudding. Nobody caught it. Then one day, a little girl eating pudding swallowed the penny and was hospitalized for 3 weeks. Her parents filed a lawsuit against the pudding company and won the case, shutting down the factory. This lead others to FDA to question the safety of pudding and pudding production halted and all of it was recalled. No pudding was left anywhere.
I wish for a pony named Honeysparkles!!! |
Granted, but Honeysparkles is covered in honey and glitter, so when you sit on her you get stuck to the saddle.
I wish for a brand new toaster! |
granted but it doesn't toast poptarts
i wish for waffles |
but its poisened
I Wish I Had All Lvl 100 Pokemon |
Granted, but it doesn't matter anyway since D/P/Pt wi-fi lets you auto-level to lv. 100 for battles. Shoddybattle says hi too. Also, the game gets boring because all you do is own everything without any effort and that isn't very fun.
I wish that I didn't have to use ice to cool down my water atm. |
Granted, but the only move they know is tackle.
I wish for a Ford GT. THAT CAR ROCKS. |
Granted,but it exploded..
I wish for a poisonous mushroom! |
Granted but then it poisons you.
I wish I have the power to control peoples mind |
Granted. However, you have to control all of them. ALL OF THEM. ALL 6.4 BILLION.
I wish for a neutron telescope. |
granted but then it explodes
i wish for a perfect life where nothing bad can ever go wrongin anyother way |
Granted but after a while you were bored by this life but could never undo it ;'D
I wish for an awesome animated froslass image :3 |
Granted, but it's only 13 x 13 px.
I wish for a lighter jacket. |
Granted. You realize that it's so light you jump for joy, then float into space.
I wish my PS2 didn't scratch my games. |
Granted but now your ps2 breaks your game.
I wish for all Pokemon games. |
Granted. All of their internal batteries are dead. Except for Trozei's. Because Trozei's awesome.
I wish for 9. |
Granted. It's reduced to 1.(I didn't quite get the wish,sorry.)
I wish for a earlier release date for FFXIII. |
Granted but later you found out FF XIII sucks
I wish for a boomerang that actually works |
Granted. It's covered in razor sharp blades, so good luck catching it when it comes back.
I wish I knew what that shady new medicine was. |
Granted,but you died of knowing..
i wish for cheese!!!!!!! |
Granted. It's Limburger.
I wish I had the Tools no. 2. |
Granted. It Fails.
I wish for the Lunar 2 sountrack. I left it home in michigan... |
Granted. Macgyver is living with you, he creates a bomb using the cd. You die, along with the destruction of your home and family.....
I wish for the St. Louis Cardinals to win the World Series this year. |
Granted. They later die on the bus back home.
I wish for a Bigger Tv. |
Granted. You have to use a dial to change channels, though.
I wish I knew why Hiroari shot a strange bird. |
Granted. But the man who told you, then had to kill you...... *insert dramatic music*
I wish to successfully download and play the free online pokemon mmorpg advertised on this page. |
Granted, but my page is different and you play Civony instead. xD
I wish I didn't get none ads. Note that I used double negatives. =D |
Granted, but now there are two inverted versions of you as well. Double Negatives.
I wish for Model ZX. |
Granted. You wake up in the night to find that a crackhead stole it.
I wish for a box of Cap'n Crunch! |
Granted. However, the cap'n was recently caught with NSFW images so now you get Admiral Crunch instead which has a completely different taste than Cap'n Crunch.
I wish I knew who broke into my stash of AAs. |
Granted,but you died before your theif was gonna admit.
I wish for a pikachu thats mean names Milkshakes! |
Granted, but you die.
I wish that "You die" wasn't the corruption half the time. |
Granted. It's corruption ALL the time.
I wish for a Magic Dragon. |
Granted,but it didnt have any mucus in it so its stomach digested itself and it went to uhhm... "Dragon Heaven..."
I wish for a pickle! |
Granted,you got it but i slipped out of your hand and you got hit by a car when you ran after it.
I wish i had a invincible body |
You get it but then you go blind
I wish i was an Oscar Meyer Weiner |
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