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Granted but I'll annoy you for every second of every day for the rest of your life~
I wish I knew the answer of 2 + 2 |
Granted but you forgot who you really are....
I wish for ........cha-ching ($.$) money to drop down my doorstep. |
Yep, You got the money.. and your doorstep dropped down... Into a void... Nothingness :D
I wish to have three wishes that are useable and are unaffected by any curses and most of all: Cant be used by others :D |
Wish granted....however you can only wish that Hitler ruled the world, killer sharks could swim on land, and, worst of all, Pokemon was cancelled...
I wish that I owned Yahoo!.... |
Granted... In your afterlife :D
I wish that I was the owner of every single TNC ever. AND I am granted eternal life :> |
Deined for being so greedy so @##! you
I wish that my brother was dead |
Granted, but he died in a game. Sorry.
I wish the clouds were... not how they are now. |
Then I wish to make them dark and zaps you with lightning!
How I wish to take a break... |
wish granted, but all youre bones were broken!!!!
I wish I was in the world of pokemon. |
You are in one now, but your pokemon is only Bidoof!
I wish I could kick Mr. Poops-A-Lot. |
Your wish is granted, but yuo become the new Mr. Poops-a-lot.
I wish i was Arceus |
But the tooth-fairy says "Magikarp, you will become!" Then you turned into a rotting fish...
Yoda, how I wish I was me... |
wish granted. Then the Vader comes and force chokes you to death.
I wish i could use the force |
Han Solo then shoots you before you could even start training...
How I wish to ride upon Chewbacca. |
Cewbaccha has you for a snack on the way.
I wish this star wars theme would never end |
Wish granted, but you will never be a part of it...
I wish I could go on like this forever... (Good night, until next time...) |
Wish granted, but only after 1000 years of sleep.
I wis you are a pokemon |
Granted but he is a Magikarp that happens to kick your Butt!
I wish i was a Professinal AFL player(Australian Football League) |
granted but...
Granted... now watch out for those---
...Oh no! (812 enemy player on top of you) Your leg...! Your arm...! Your ear...! (Now, that hurts) I wish I could eat pasta (spaghetti) for free for the rest of my lifetime. |
Your wish is granted but it's past its expiration date. =O
I wish for this wish to be corrupted. Haha... Paradox. |
Granted. You die.
I wish I had an iPod nano with 8 gigs. |
granted but it didn't come with a USB cable hahaha and everyone refuses to give you one
I wish for my wish to be come horribly corrupted. |
Granted, your wish becomes so corrupted that nothing happens and you are bored for the rest of your life.
I wish I had Pizza |
Granted, but it's got MELAMINE.
I wish that this wish would NOT be corrupted. |
Granted! But sorry, its corrupted!
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The tank exploded, and in turn, you have imploded!
I wish I could breath FIRE!!! |
Granted, but you've got no gas left in you!
I wish for war! |
Granted, the war is between the White blood cells within your body and the uncontrollable virus that causes uncontrollable diareah and other unwanted ailments.
I wish for a cookie that is not deadly in any way possible, nor will it cause any phsyical or mental harm to me; and it is delivered by the kindest man on earth who can not be corrupted in any way. |
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I wish for my very own bodyguard, heh. |
Granted, but that bodyguard was gay.
I wish for a corrupted wish. |
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I wish for the Twilight movie to come out sooner! :cheeky: |
wish granted, but it's only available to people who don't want to see the movie.
i wish an uncoruptable candy bar was delivered to my house by fedex wich can't be corrupted and neither can my house and then my uncoruptable body ate it. |
Granted but it was really a fake candy bar to prank idiots.
I wish that i had my r4 sooner, and that it was not broken or any damge had been done to it or nothing happened just a plain ol' r4 |
granted but I am not sure what an r4 is so nothing happened
I wish I was Jimmy Page |
granted but everyone else doesn't know who you are so your friendless
I wish that i will meet the Cornial(KFC guy) and that he was not dead or had anything happen to him except being born and aged and not aged so old. |
Granted but the chickens killed him.
I wish for Jayster23 to die!!! XDD |
What an evil wish... Then you shall die!!! Wahahahahaha!!!!
I wish I'm a fish |
Granted, but a Sharpedo ate you. Yum! :D
I wish that I would not get a corrupted wish, therefore getting a lot of wishes, and this canNOT be denied or corrupted. I repeat, CANNOT be denied or corrupted. |
Granted, but you got so many wishes that you became mad.
I wish I had an ant. |
sadly u got the blood of the ant...
I wish i was unbeatable at brawl |
Granted, but in return you are always beaten in the bedroom.
I wish that my light worked. |
Granted, but it electrocutes you.
I wish this wish would be corrupted so horribly that I die. |
very well ur wish isn't granted,u than get depressed an lose your will of life,so you take a knife,a gun and u go on to of a mountain,u stab yourself,than shout yourself in the mouth and simply fall
than when u die you think:"life well spent" |
No wish??
Mine I wish I had another wish. |
Hey my wish was granted the way I wanted it!
Um... granted, you get nothing, because thats against the rules. I wish I had something to eat right now... |
(Oh! sorry I broke the rule)
Granted, but the food contains poison and you die. I wish I had infinite money. |
Granted, but you drown in your new Olympic pool you bought.
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My wish would be if I could stop time! Finish my homework and finish a game in one second! I won't do it much though, just to finish a game if I accidently started over, and I will definitely finish years homework during that time period!
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Granted, but you kept the time stopped and you have grown older than your mom.(the time was stopped for others not you)
I wish I could control all the pokemon |
Granted, but they are the only things you can control, you cannot move your arms and legs.
I wish I had my own house. |
Granted, but the house collapsed and you died.
I wish of being a celebrity |
You become a celebrity, but your life tragicilly came to an end when your most loved fan killed you because you married another celebrity star.
I wish to know everything about life, death, and the vastness of space. |
Your brain explodes because you know too much.
I wish I was in a famous rock band, real rock, mind you |
Granted, But your music was horrible and the disqualified you.
I wish I get a pokeball with all the pokemons in it. |
GRANTED, you get 493 Pokémon Plushies.
I WISH I have all the Money in the world! |
(I made this wish before)
Granted, but you alone were rich, others all were poor so everyone hate you and you were treated as a stranger. I wish of seeing Ash and Misty as a couple. |
GRANTED, Ash and Misty get married and Misty gives birth to a Baby Boy then Ash discover's it is Brock's and they get divorced.
--------------------------------------------------------------------- I WISH I had wings and I can fly! |
Granted, but when your flying a knife randomly falls from the sky and you get hit in the head and you die :P
I wish for chicken! |
GRANTED, you are now a chicken.
I WISH that I can be invicible! |
Granted, but the infinite power destroys you fro the inside.
I wish I had a pie. |
You get ypur pie but its made with "ima fairin mah lazer blaaah!" berries and so comes a lazer out from the cherry in the middle! ^_^
I wish for this wish to be indestructible and uncorrputable! |
ur wish is ignored...*a moment of silence please*
I wish i able to counter a hurricane |
Denied - Too bad the 'hurricane' was a tornado.
This looks like FUN! I wish I could own an Abra so I can teleport everywhere |
Only problem is that the abra has only been to hell so thats wer yall are goin! ^_^
I wish for a large piece of crud. |
The crud you received is moldy, and you ate some.
I wish for some sandwiches. |
GRANTED,but u do not want to share with others so u hoard them somewhere and ,em, u forget it later.
i wish i have a golden pokeball |
Granted but it was a real pokeball painted gold.
I wish for a slice of Apple Pie |
ah too bad ur alergic to aples lol
i wish that i would survive the apocalypse |
too bad god struck you down before it lol
I wish that Geno was in SSB4 |
Granted, but only Geno is now in SSB4 and all others are deleted.
I wish of getting a horribly corrupted wish. |
Granted but then it became uncorrupted and god said"For trying to make a fool outta me you shall die""
I wish that Sonic Unleashed isn't as bad as Sonic Cronicles |
Granted, but only you liked it and everyone else didn't.
I wish that I can be an angel as in my sig. |
You become one, but you become imprisoned for the rest of eternity in someone else's sig.
I wish I could sleep better at night. |
granted but these sleeps you get lots of nightmares.
i wish i wasn't avoided by my parents to stop computering.. |
Granted, but your parents kill you because they can't be around you enough.
I wish I wish I was a fish that could wish for wishes of fishes so I could eat fish that were conjured up from the wish and that this wish was never corrupted by fish. |
(Your wish is just confusing)
Granted, but you ate a small fish without chopping it and it got stuck in your throat, unable to breath you died. I wish of having a sword which would do whatever I say to it. |
Wish granted...the sword however bears a curse on which if you tell it to do anything it must cut out your vocal cords first....
I wish that I was not a loser... |
i'm so sorry but that's one thing god can't change (Jokes)
I wish i could kill my teacher |
Granted, but the teacher's spirit comes back from the underworld to kill you O_O
I wish to have a hundred more wishes! >:] |
Granded but they will became harder to become granted
I wish my glases are clean ._.' |
Granted but they Brake 2 minutes later
I wish for My comics on the internet to get more viewers! |
Granted, but no one liked it and forced you to close it.
I wish I can be in heaven after my death. |
Wish granted, but now you're now an immortal and spend the remainder of eternity in solitude.
I wish my computer would download this program without freezing. |
Granted but when it downloads it then freezes your computer and blows up.
I wish that my life wasn't sucky |
Granted. All lollipops and jawbreakers disappeared.
I wish that this thread had never come to be. Ha! Get your way out of this without a paradox! |
You're wish would be granted, but um... i accedentally killed your fairy god mother because she had a Teddy Bear meant for a little girl. I wanted it, and... I think you know the rest :/
I win for not using a paradox! :D I wish for my dad to stop freaking out about little things. |
Granted, but you start taking drugs and he dosen't care, and it ruins your life.
I wish for another wish. |
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I wish, I wish, I had some Fish! :D |
granted but it was poisoned
I wish that i was a ninja |
Granted, but a shuriken flies at you from nowhere, and kills you.
I wish that... uh, I wish for... uh... Oh! The war of the worlds! |
Denied. I don't want another war
I wish that my dog wasn't so lazy |
Granted, But he gets over-excited and gets hit by a bus.
He lives though, or atleast I think he does... I wish that had more cheese right about now... |
Granted but a mouse came out of nowhere and said "Look a Distraction" you look and he steals it.
I wish that what i said was actually able to happen |
granted, but nothing happens.
I wish i saw a pig fly. |
Granted but, you saw it in your sleep.
I wish I had a Money tree! |
Wish granted, only the tree strangled you up first before you grab the loot.
I wish I was me. |
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Granted, but It went wrong at you turned into a lesbian.
I wish for some microbes. |
Granted, although sad to say YOU are the microbe and somebody poured alcohol on you!*sizzle*
I wish that all bishounens are real. |
(Dont know what that is but.....) Granted but they come out and kill you with knives and swords.....
I wish that nothing bad will ever happen to me! |
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