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GRANTED: You get so much good luck that it backfire's and you get ten times bad luck back and die!
I wish I had an invisiblity cloak! |
Granted, but now you cannot get it off and people think you're a ghost.
I wish for lower taxes! |
Granted but they didn't go down for you!
I wish that i had a wish |
*granted* Just that its a wish that doesn't work :/
I wish that this wish didn't count. >: |
Too bad it counts...
I wish for a blueberry muffin. |
Granted! You get a red coloured blueberry muffin
I wish to be Gohan. |
Granted but you turn into ChiChi
I wish that i hadn't killed that fish that had my wish on a dish |
Granted, but the fish decided to eat your wish and dish, eliminating the wish altogether!
I wish I could live in England. |
granted but only in winter time
I wish that Christmas was here If you corrupt it you will ruin your christmas aswell |
Granted, but I'll be the one having Christmas. Not you!
I wish for some soil. |
The soil is Corrupted and radioactive
:/ I wish for nothing. |
But nothing turned out to be everything you hated and corrupted!
I wish for a glass of microbes. |
Granted, but they started eating your flesh.
I wish I have one more post. |
But the moderator said "enough is enough".
I wish for some time to think. |
granted but you can only think about things that are....
CORRUPTED |
well seeing as you didn't make a wish i don't need to corrupted anything.
I wish nthat the guy before made a wish |
It ended up turning into a hex, which turned Bill Gates into an Apple User
I wish that I had a sundae... |
Granted, it will now be Sunday for the rest of your life.
I wish my writer's block ended. |
Granted, but you broke both wrist's and couldn't write for six years!
I wish,Pokemon were real! |
Granted but you can't have any.
I wish I could live in Japan. |
Granted, but they are all after your life.
EDIT: SOMEONE BEAT ME. ARGH. Granted, but a tsunami will strike while you live there. I wish that my computer would run faster. |
Granted but it got attacked by a virus five minutes later.
I wish that this girl would go out with me |
Granted, too bad she refuses to go on a second date.
I wish for more cheese. |
granted,too bad it was poison
I wish that my USB would work again |
Granted,but it got stuck on your computer and electrocuted you
I wish for a itachi plushie! |
Granted, but you are the Itatchi plushie.
I wish I could punch a teacher and not get in trouble. |
Granted, But you got in trouble for not punching them the next day
I wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair |
Granted, But all the flowers were poisonous
I wish that i was a piece of candy! |
granted but you got throw in the bin for being disgusting
I wish that i could kill a guy and not get thrown in jail 4 it |
Granted. Now you get to go to an insane asylum instead.
I wish my three projects weren't due tomorrow. |
Granted but they were actually due today
I wish that i wasn't almost emo |
Granted,but you were already emo
i wish for a super-powered pickle! |
Granted, but I'm afraid which way to interpret that...
Anyway, the Cucumber hasn't been soaked in vinegar long enough, and it's not quite a pickle yet. Yeah, it sucks. I wish I owned a chain of record trading shops around the east coast. |
Granted,but they all went out of business
I wish for uhh...a pizza! |
Granted, but the only topping they have is used underwear.
I wish to go home. *Taps ruby slippers* |
Granted but your little dog dies in the process.
I wish I had magical powers. |
granted, but you lose control and end up killing someone.
I wish my crush would like me back... |
Granted... but it's not true love and your relationship ends unhappily
I wish I could fly. |
granted but u grow feathers all over you body and ur wings grow out ur nose and stabs ur brain turning u into the hulk which mean ure green.
i wish i had a biiiiiiiiig cookie coloured table |
Granted,but the table broke and got eaten.
I wish for PokeCommunity to have a pizza RPG! |
granted but the rpg is made of pizza and all the users ate all the pizza
i wish to be a darkrai |
But People sezise you because you gave people nightmares.
I wish for all the bad teams in the pokemon games to die. |
Your wish was granted, but they came alive again. :(
I wish I knew how to do the Missingno. glitch... |
Granted but you then forgot everything else.
I wish that this thread would close(Joke only) |
Sure but you'd make Skilly hyperactive.
I wish that people understood dogs. |
Granted, turns out they aren't a man's best friend at all.
I wish VHS tapes were better quality. |
Granted,but there were no more VHS players left.They all got destroyed.
I wish for rabies! |
Granted, but they turn into babies and get eaten.
I wish that Jess would realise I dun wanna travel overseas, even in like... years. XD |
Granted, but Jess dosen't realelize your dead.
I wish I could go see Santa! |
Granted,but he vanished when you stepped inside his home.
I wish for uhhm...a pkmn game where all the regions were in it! |
Granted but it got hacked so you can't access them.
I wish someone was online now. |
Granted but you were offline :(
I wish that i was gay (Joking peepz) |
granted but not in the cheerful way.
I wish i had something interesting to do? |
Your wish is granted but you become horribly bored of it after a few seconds.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted. Paradox xD |
Granted... but your corrupted wish ends up giving you everything you ever wanted.
I wish I was a good dancer. =O |
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Granted but it was a style nobody likes |
OBJECTION!
You didn't post a new wish!. I wish I never lost those three cases to Wright! (1-1, 1-2, and 1-3) |
Granted but you lost to me who sucks so much of being a lawyer.
I wish i wasn't a Sonic TH fanboy |
Granted, but now people call you a narutard.(Naruto)
Also, Dusclord, if you know the beggining and you know the end, you know yourself. Knowing the end will bring it closer. |
uhh you didn't make a wish.
I wish i was the key to dooms day |
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I wish i had the cheese burger i just ate again... |
Not granted, I ate it.
I wish i had a wish. |
Granted but you can only wish for a horribly painful death.
I wish for the cheese burger you ate of mine to be the cause of your horrible painful death. |
Granted but you also go bye-bye.
I wish that I was Barrack Obama. |
Granted but you have to become friends with Bush...
I wish i was in-charge of creating the 5th generation of Pokémon. |
Granted but no handheld console will be released for at least 10 years. >8D
I wish I had a Jirachi to make more wishes. |
Granted. It corrupts your wishes too.
I wish I had a computer with large amounts of storage and good processing power. |
Granted but you forgot to get an anti-virus and you got a virus
I wish, i wish for um a um gun? |
Granted but it is permanently stuck pointing at down your pants.
I wish for a car! |
Granted. I hope you enjoy your grand, old, Ford Model T!!!
I wish my package would arrive already. |
Granted, but it gets caught in your zipper.
I want the tooth fairy to answer my calls. |
granted, but she takes out all your teeth in the most horribly way possible.
I wish for good GCSE's lol? |
Granted, But learning support facilities in school intervene and you spend your life in there.
I wish that i was a fairy princess (XD this'll be interesting) |
Granted. You're a boring, uninteresting fairy princess in a boring, uninteresting world.
I wish I knew how many licks it really takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. |
Granted. But at the last lick your tug won't be able to taste anything ever again.
I wish i were the best snare drummer in the world. |
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But there are no more drums of any kind left in the world. I wish my RP would be accepted already. |
granted, but the system goes horribly corrupt and only your RP is lost.
I wish for a perfect, non-corrupted day in which nothing but the ordinary and goodness of life occurs. |
Granted. Be prepared for the next days, though...
I wish I didn't have to sleep. Would save a lot of time. xD |
granted. but you become mad with boredom.
i wish for an evil ducky. |
Granted and the duck killed you ._.'
I wish my duck nightmares stop.. |
Granted, but no one can stop the ferret....
i wish to be a member of this forum. |
Granted. However, you are banned but still a member technically.
I wish that I knew what not to wish for. |
Granted. You can't wish for anything since my granting makes all wishes a danger.
I wish for 42 more wishes. |
Granted. They are all false wishes, none come true.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate |
Granted, but you die of the poison.
i wish to have posted on this thread. |
Granted. You feel bad, though, because you expected a more intelligent post after yours.
I wish nobody wished for chocolate anymore. >> |
Granted, but the chocolate fairy eats your soul for putting him out of business.
I wish I had a bed. |
Granted, but it has a massive whole in the middle.
I wish I had a pony that eats rainbows and gallops across the sky, and will take me to fairy princess land, where I will get my fairy wings and be able to fly in the sky, while riding my pony, so that I can become gods messenger. |
Granted, but you get trampled before you meet got.
i wish i didn't have an addiction to pokemon. |
Granted. However, now you do nothing but play a children's card game.
I wish for a glass of strawberry milk. |
Granted,but it was expired.
I wish for pokemon to be real! |
Granted, but the Pokemon turn out to be vicious creatures which have to be exterminated, and there are very few nice Pokemon, so only the chosen elite trainers get Pokemon to fight off the threat of the evil Pokemon.
I wish I had a dollar every time someone posted on PC. |
Granted, but it's Monopoly money and you can't spend it on anything. :3
I wish for a better phone. XD; |
Granted, but instead of better, it got worse. You received an old phone!
I wish for a cookie... O3O |
You get a cookie. It's earwax-flavored!
I wish I wasn't in pain. >.< |
Granted. However, you are now being thrown into a giant spike pit lit on fire. But look on the bright side, you can't feel any of it!
I wish for great(er) hair. |
You have greater hair... greater as in volume, as you are now covered in masses of hair, reaching around the Earth twice.
I wish for world peas. |
Wish granted, but now you will suffer a painless world full of carrots!.
I wish I had powers like Son-Wukog. |
Granted but, um, I dunno who he is so you get nothing. =D
I wish I could PK like Ness and Lucas and all those guys. |
Granted, but someone sealed the PK powers.
I wish my pokemon rom wasnt sucky,, |
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