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Granted, it's now crashed and can't be played.
I wish my wish won't be corrupted. |
Granted, but your life is goes bust.
i wish i could eat more and never get fat. |
Granted, but you eventually get sick of food and die of hunger.
I wish I don't have to go to school so that I can use the computer all day. |
Granted, but the only website available is Tellytubbies.com
I wish to gain eternal wealth in knowledge |
Granted, but you burn in a cliche of comic book pride.
I wish, i wish, i wish i has a fish. |
granted,but it disappeared.
i wish that pkmn mystery dungeon had all the regions! |
Granted. Now you and your Pokemon buddies can explore the mystical regions of the Americas, Europe, Asia, Africa, and Australia. If you're enough of a hardcore gamer, you might be able to reach level red the hidden continent of ANTARCTICA, the mystical continent covered in a constant cold.
I wish for 99 bottles of soda pop to be on the wall in front of me. |
Granted. you are then forced to drink all 99 of the ten-year old, horribly stale & tasting sodas which make you rush to the bathroom afterwards.
I wish for the cup to be half full rather than empty |
Granted, but I filled all the cups in your house... And added some... everywhere. And you have to knock them all over. >:D
I wish that MMORPG add would go away. |
granted it takes a long car trip away, a plane trip further away, and a rocket to the moon and at the same time causing great amounts of carbon dioxide to be released and add to global warming
I wish for a knock on my door |
granted; Cherry door knocking!
I wis for a psell checker on this goddanm laptop! |
Granted, but it is not in English.
I wish for pokemon to be real. |
Granted, but Poke balls won't be invented until you pass away.
I wish I could do uber tricks with a yo-yo. |
granted the yo-yo is made of pure evil and the uber tricks makes the entire world evil
I wish for ice skates |
You get the ice skates, but only after selling your soul to the devil. Now he has come to take his payment!
I wish that I could freeze and unfreeze time without being effected by it myself and not aging while time is frozen. |
Granted, but you create a time paradox with yourself, and your other selves kill you.
I wish that this damned pimple on my chin would just disappear. |
granted, it disappears from your chin and reappears on your ass
i wish to not be arrested for saying ass |
Granted, but if i catch you again...
i wish the mac would stop freezing! |
Granted. However, now it's running Windows Vista (Yes it's a bad thing; if you're using Vista, then you should know).
I wish I could wear a scarf all the time and not look stupid. |
Granted, but while you're driving in a convertible, it gets caught in the wheel and your head pops right off.
I wish I didn't make any wishes. |
Granted, but you just made a wish
I wish that i had over 9000 paper clips |
Granted. However, as a trade-off, you'll be unable to use any over 9000 jokes with them.
I wish that the balls weren't inert. |
Granted, and nothing bad happens.
... Oh, except they come flying across the room and hit you in the face. I wish I had a job already. |
Granted, but you are a binman. Ah, not like you think, you are payed one fifth of the Minimum Wage to be a man shaped bin.
i wish it could never stop snowing, never be cold. never melt and never get snowed in. |
Granted. It's the equivalent of dandruff that's falling from the sky.
I wish that my voice didn't hurt right now. |
Granted, but now your brain hurts so much, it jumped out of your head, killing you.
I wish this wish wasn't corrupted. |
Granted. Nothing happens. Woo hoo...
I wish people would stop wishing for that. |
Granted, but instead, they wish for an infinite amount of incorruptible wishes.
I wish I didn't miss my bus stop this evening. |
Granted but your too early for your bus and it hits you and you die.
I wish for good surf at point leo ;) |
But then there is a hurricane.
I wish I could sleep with my eyes open. |
Granted, but fear the dust as it turns your eyes brown!
I wish I was one of Lloyd Irving's friends. |
But then he runs away laughing. I wish I could turn into a Sailor Soldier.
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But then you turn too manly for your liking and become incredibly depressed.
I wish I had a corrupt wish. |
It turned out not to be a corrupt wish.
I wish I could travel back in time and to be on the Middle Ages for 3 days. |
You can, and you do, but your three days end when you are violently murdered.
... I wish my lip would stop bleeding. *goes to wash my hands* |
Granted but then your hand starts bleeding and you are unable to wash it.
I wish I could control the minds of others. |
You can, but you can make them think about only one thing:
Laundry. :D They all become obsessed with washing clothes and have no time for you. I wish my back didn't hurt. |
Granted. You have no spine and therefore, cannot transmit brain signals to any part of your body, leaving you a bloby vegetable.
I wish I wasn't so lazy. |
Granted, but you become overly active, and die from exhaustion.
I wish I didn't drop my cell phone in the toilet. |
Granted, but you drop it in the ocean instead.
I wish this was the last wish ever made. |
Granted, but people in an alternate universe started making wishes, causing us to resume the wish-making.
I wish I wish I was a fish! |
Granted, but you have no fins and you die.
I wish that this wish isnt granted. |
You don't enjoy this game though.
I wish that I had better hand-eye coordination. |
granted, but you allways trip over.
I wish i didnt have to make a wish. |
Granted, but the thread gets closed due to horrible SPAM.
I wish i could go back in time. |
Granted, but now your stuck in the past watching your parents grow up.
I wish I could catch me a wild Pikachu. |
It shocks you to death and runs away.
I wish I was a master surfer and NEVER fell off my board AND was always able to get off the board when I wanted to. |
Ok but you get eaten by a shark
I wish that i could have a good influence on the people here at PC |
Granted, But you have a bad influence on everyone else
Ok, time for some reverse psycology here! hehe! I am a boy btw. I wish that tomorrow i do not get i girlfriend and i do get a boyfriend (to counteract the option of saying "Granted, but you get a boyfriend instead") |
Granted, but you're the one who pays for everything and gets all the gifts while he does nothing for you.
I wish that I could stop time. |
Granted, but your powers break, whilst you had time stopped. D:
I wish I had a new laptop with the newest accessories. :D |
The laptop breaks down and smokes then explodes in your face.
I wish I had the same Geass as the characters of Code Geass, but I could control Mao's (seemingly uncontrollable mind-reading ability). |
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OH CRAP I STUFFED THAT ONE!! NOW I LOOK LIKE I AM GAY LOL!!! Granted but you can handle the power and your head explodes I wish that... i had a brand new phone! |
Granted. It's a brand new wall mount.
I wish that I had better debating skills. |
Granted, but you're debating for your political enemy positively and making yourself look worse, so you're never gonna be President.
I wish YOU could travel back in time. |
Granted but i decide to take you with me and when i return you get left behind.
I wish PC stopped going offline... |
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I wish DBZ and Superman were put together in a combo of the shows. |
Granted, but Gurren Lagann kills all of them in the first episode.
I wish I wasn't 3 years old, but NOT old or dead. |
Granted. You're 3 and a half.
I wish that I had 5 dollars. |
Granted. Your entire family's pocket money and bank accounts have been reduced to 5 dollars.
I wish Ameritoons were as good as anime. |
Granted, but then all anime turns into ameritoons.
I wish everyone would only wear formal attire and be extremely polite. |
Granted, but the uniformity drives you insane.
I wish that I & the universe, was immortal. |
Granted but the most annoying person in the world is also and you have to put up with him for ever
I wish for a brand new computer |
Granted, but it's a bug infected compact with 2khz processing power that costs $6000, and you have to pay for it.
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Granted. However, you die.
I wish for a TIME PARADOX! |
Granted, but it morphs into a sword and kills you with its magical oogley powers.
I wish for a set of black leather gloves~~ |
Granted, but you get attacked by PETA members.
I wish it was summer. |
Granted. It's summer in February. Al Gore, eat your heart out. Also, you still have school.
I WIHS TAHT TIHS WISH DON LUK LIEK A N00B TIPED IT!!!!!1!11!1one!!111eleven |
Wish Granted, But Now You Will Have Noob Vision So That Everything Looks Like A Noob Did It :D Have Fun!
I Wish School Didn't Start Until 12PM |
Granted. It starts at midnight, and ends at 11:59 PM.
I wish the next poster could travel through time, but I was previously in a time paradox, preventing me from traveling with them. |
Granted. You're stuck in a time paradox involving you raising George Bush as a child, over and over and over....
I wish i was the worst monster the world had ever known, and had never met and drank wine with celebrities on a regular basis. |
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2. Granted, but now you're a celebrity yourself for being the worst monster and now you hate yourself and commit suicide b/c you don't wanna be a celebrity. 3. I wish the next poster (pay attention here) could fly. |
Granted. However you're stuck in a time paradox involving you raising George Bush as a child, over and over and over. Oh, and thanks for the flying powers. I'm eaten by a hungry ghost with an affinity for spring.
I wish I had a bottomless bag of potato chips. |
Granted. But it has no bottom and all the chips have fallen out.
I wished my story was finished and that it was super duper good. |
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^ Granted, but while others regard your book as legendary, you gain no money from writing as everyone only reads it in the stores. I wish i could cure diseases with a single touch. |
Granted, those you touch are cured and the disease is transferred to you.
I wish for love from a beautiful benevolent fairy. (note: I said "benevolent", so she won't kill me or rape/torture me or anything) |
Granted, but for a present the fairy buys a packet of those chalky tasting love hearts and you choke on one.
I wish I had some black spray paint. |
Granted, but it turns pink when subjected to the smallest amount of light photons.
I wish Barack Obama had a Death Note. o_____o |
Granted, but it was meant for your address.
I wish I had a cleaner for my room. |
Granted, but she goes crazy and kills everyone O_o
I wish I had a pretty pony XD :P |
Granted. It's psychopathic and tortures you when nobody's around.
I wish I had Ben Stein's voice. |
Granted, but now everyone dies of boredom. (I love his voice too, but I just love how monotone it is XD)
I wish I HAD TEH TELEPATHY. |
Granted, but you get a migrane and your head explodes :)
I wish I could fly XD |
Granted, but you cannot control your power then WHAM right into a building.
I wish I had no homework. |
You get your wish, but the next day you have pop quizzes in every class you were supposed to have homework in.
I wish we could find intelligent life on Mars. |
Granted, but as soon as they see a human they turn into mindless lifeforms :)
I wish I had a unicorn :3 |
Granted. It is born by blasting horn first out of your chest like in Alien. Congrats! You now have a unicorn and you're a dad! Too bad you won't live long to celebrate...
I wish the next poster has exactly 40 characters in their entire post. |
Granted. It's filled with spam now.
I wish I could have every game console and every game to match with the console. If you know what I mean. (Ha, it's not exactly 40! In your face~!) |
Granted. You have all the consoles and all the games for them, but the plugs are missing.
I wish I could have one of those really soft sugar cookies with the frosting on top. |
Granted, it's soft with frosting on the top and will choke you b/c it's too soft to dissolve, can't be chewed b/c it bunches back up together after a bite, and the frosting is stuck to your throat, making it super sticky.
I wish I was alive. |
Granted, but you are now eternal, and now you have to live on the earth forever.
Unless the Judgement Day arrives. I wish I was bored, so I could do more stuff. (i.e. drawing) |
Granted, but now that you can do more stuff there is nothing left to do, and you will be bored for eternity.
I wish Sir.Aaron from Lucario and the Mystery of Mew will come back to life. |
Granted, but he chokes on a piece of steak afterwards and dies again.
I wish that pokemon platinum was out. |
Granted. It's out in Japan. Congratulations, nothing happened.
I wish that Brawl was more enjoyable without hacking it. |
Granted. In fact it became the most enjoyable game ever...So enjoyable that you became a total-addict to it and never saw sunlight again...
I wish Japan would stop making their anime end with on or an. (Bakugan, Pokemon, Digimon, etc...) |
Granted. Now it's Bakugans (see the s?), Pokemen, and Digimen
I wish the next poster would live forever! |
Granted, but I'm forced to do that through eating right and living healthily... *shudders*.
I wish that I could stomach vegetables. |
Granted, but all desserts give you hives!
I wish that I could get more sleep. |
Granted, but you slept your whole life and had no dreams...Only nightmares.
I wish had a taco right now... |
Granted, but once you take a bite, you realize that it's full of cockroaches!
I wish that my mind wouldn't wander when I didn't want it to. |
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