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Ninja Caterpie January 31st, 2009 6:57 PM

Granted, it's now crashed and can't be played.

I wish my wish won't be corrupted.

Forever Forbidden February 1st, 2009 8:27 AM

Granted, but your life is goes bust.

i wish i could eat more and never get fat.

Azumi February 1st, 2009 9:46 PM

Granted, but you eventually get sick of food and die of hunger.

I wish I don't have to go to school so that I can use the computer all day.

Cosmic Tyrant February 2nd, 2009 10:26 AM

Granted, but the only website available is Tellytubbies.com

I wish to gain eternal wealth in knowledge

Forever Forbidden February 2nd, 2009 10:36 AM

Granted, but you burn in a cliche of comic book pride.

I wish, i wish, i wish i has a fish.

Ochigi February 3rd, 2009 3:25 PM

granted,but it disappeared.

i wish that pkmn mystery dungeon had all the regions!

jigglyppuff8 February 3rd, 2009 3:29 PM

Granted. Now you and your Pokemon buddies can explore the mystical regions of the Americas, Europe, Asia, Africa, and Australia. If you're enough of a hardcore gamer, you might be able to reach level red the hidden continent of ANTARCTICA, the mystical continent covered in a constant cold.

I wish for 99 bottles of soda pop to be on the wall in front of me.

Cosmic Tyrant February 3rd, 2009 3:49 PM

Granted. you are then forced to drink all 99 of the ten-year old, horribly stale & tasting sodas which make you rush to the bathroom afterwards.

I wish for the cup to be half full rather than empty

darkmewham2 February 3rd, 2009 6:46 PM

Granted, but I filled all the cups in your house... And added some... everywhere. And you have to knock them all over. >:D

I wish that MMORPG add would go away.

WriteThemWrong February 3rd, 2009 10:25 PM

granted it takes a long car trip away, a plane trip further away, and a rocket to the moon and at the same time causing great amounts of carbon dioxide to be released and add to global warming

I wish for a knock on my door

Forever Forbidden February 4th, 2009 10:12 AM

granted; Cherry door knocking!

I wis for a psell checker on this goddanm laptop!

Blazing Flame 94 February 4th, 2009 2:08 PM

Granted, but it is not in English.

I wish for pokemon to be real.

jigglyppuff8 February 4th, 2009 2:25 PM

Granted, but Poke balls won't be invented until you pass away.

I wish I could do uber tricks with a yo-yo.

WriteThemWrong February 4th, 2009 6:46 PM

granted the yo-yo is made of pure evil and the uber tricks makes the entire world evil

I wish for ice skates

The Bringer! February 4th, 2009 6:48 PM

You get the ice skates, but only after selling your soul to the devil. Now he has come to take his payment!

I wish that I could freeze and unfreeze time without being effected by it myself and not aging while time is frozen.

Capt. Couch February 4th, 2009 6:57 PM

Granted, but you create a time paradox with yourself, and your other selves kill you.

I wish that this damned pimple on my chin would just disappear.

WriteThemWrong February 4th, 2009 7:49 PM

granted, it disappears from your chin and reappears on your ass

i wish to not be arrested for saying ass

Forever Forbidden February 5th, 2009 6:49 AM

Granted, but if i catch you again...

i wish the mac would stop freezing!

jigglyppuff8 February 5th, 2009 1:02 PM

Granted. However, now it's running Windows Vista (Yes it's a bad thing; if you're using Vista, then you should know).

I wish I could wear a scarf all the time and not look stupid.

Penguin13 February 5th, 2009 6:34 PM

Granted, but while you're driving in a convertible, it gets caught in the wheel and your head pops right off.

I wish I didn't make any wishes.

Donnie February 5th, 2009 6:56 PM

Granted, but you just made a wish

I wish that i had over 9000 paper clips

jigglyppuff8 February 5th, 2009 7:00 PM

Granted. However, as a trade-off, you'll be unable to use any over 9000 jokes with them.

I wish that the balls weren't inert.

Penguin13 February 6th, 2009 8:50 AM

Granted, and nothing bad happens.
...
Oh, except they come flying across the room and hit you in the face.

I wish I had a job already.

Forever Forbidden February 6th, 2009 9:23 AM

Granted, but you are a binman. Ah, not like you think, you are payed one fifth of the Minimum Wage to be a man shaped bin.

i wish it could never stop snowing, never be cold. never melt and never get snowed in.

jigglyppuff8 February 6th, 2009 12:56 PM

Granted. It's the equivalent of dandruff that's falling from the sky.

I wish that my voice didn't hurt right now.

XxZer0xX February 6th, 2009 6:31 PM

Granted, but now your brain hurts so much, it jumped out of your head, killing you.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.

jigglyppuff8 February 6th, 2009 6:38 PM

Granted. Nothing happens. Woo hoo...

I wish people would stop wishing for that.

Penguin13 February 6th, 2009 8:44 PM

Granted, but instead, they wish for an infinite amount of incorruptible wishes.

I wish I didn't miss my bus stop this evening.

Surf February 6th, 2009 8:49 PM

Granted but your too early for your bus and it hits you and you die.

I wish for good surf at point leo ;)

Ruphire February 6th, 2009 8:52 PM

But then there is a hurricane.

I wish I could sleep with my eyes open.

Karasuma February 6th, 2009 10:02 PM

Granted, but fear the dust as it turns your eyes brown!

I wish I was one of Lloyd Irving's friends.

Ruphire February 7th, 2009 7:55 AM

But then he runs away laughing. I wish I could turn into a Sailor Soldier.

wakachamo February 7th, 2009 9:54 AM

But then you turn too manly for your liking and become incredibly depressed.

I wish I had a corrupt wish.

Gabri February 7th, 2009 11:27 AM

It turned out not to be a corrupt wish.

I wish I could travel back in time and to be on the Middle Ages for 3 days.

Tashiro February 7th, 2009 4:28 PM

You can, and you do, but your three days end when you are violently murdered.

... I wish my lip would stop bleeding. *goes to wash my hands*

DarkKnight541 February 7th, 2009 4:46 PM

Granted but then your hand starts bleeding and you are unable to wash it.

I wish I could control the minds of others.

Tashiro February 7th, 2009 5:17 PM

You can, but you can make them think about only one thing:

Laundry. :D They all become obsessed with washing clothes and have no time for you.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

jigglyppuff8 February 7th, 2009 6:37 PM

Granted. You have no spine and therefore, cannot transmit brain signals to any part of your body, leaving you a bloby vegetable.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Penguin13 February 7th, 2009 7:35 PM

Granted, but you become overly active, and die from exhaustion.

I wish I didn't drop my cell phone in the toilet.

Exiled~Shadow February 7th, 2009 8:30 PM

Granted, but you drop it in the ocean instead.

I wish this was the last wish ever made.

XxZer0xX February 7th, 2009 8:48 PM

Granted, but people in an alternate universe started making wishes, causing us to resume the wish-making.

I wish I wish I was a fish!

Exiled~Shadow February 7th, 2009 9:11 PM

Granted, but you have no fins and you die.

I wish that this wish isnt granted.

jigglyppuff8 February 7th, 2009 9:43 PM

You don't enjoy this game though.

I wish that I had better hand-eye coordination.

Exiled~Shadow February 7th, 2009 10:28 PM

granted, but you allways trip over.

I wish i didnt have to make a wish.

Dogboy2709 February 8th, 2009 10:55 AM

Granted, but the thread gets closed due to horrible SPAM.

I wish i could go back in time.

Karasuma February 8th, 2009 11:44 AM

Granted, but now your stuck in the past watching your parents grow up.

I wish I could catch me a wild Pikachu.

XxZer0xX February 8th, 2009 3:07 PM

It shocks you to death and runs away.

I wish I was a master surfer and NEVER fell off my board AND was always able to get off the board when I wanted to.

matt561 February 9th, 2009 5:42 AM

Ok but you get eaten by a shark

I wish that i could have a good influence on the people here at PC

Exiled~Shadow February 9th, 2009 5:58 AM

Granted, But you have a bad influence on everyone else

Ok, time for some reverse psycology here! hehe!
I am a boy btw.

I wish that tomorrow i do not get i girlfriend and i do get a boyfriend (to counteract the option of saying "Granted, but you get a boyfriend instead")

jigglyppuff8 February 9th, 2009 12:48 PM

Granted, but you're the one who pays for everything and gets all the gifts while he does nothing for you.

I wish that I could stop time.

레트로 February 9th, 2009 12:52 PM

Granted, but your powers break, whilst you had time stopped. D:

I wish I had a new laptop with the newest accessories. :D

XxZer0xX February 9th, 2009 6:31 PM

The laptop breaks down and smokes then explodes in your face.

I wish I had the same Geass as the characters of Code Geass, but I could control Mao's (seemingly uncontrollable mind-reading ability).

Exiled~Shadow February 9th, 2009 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJMcay (Post 4345279)
Granted, But you have a bad influence on everyone else

Ok, time for some reverse psycology here! hehe!
I am a boy btw.

I wish that tomorrow i do not get i girlfriend and i do get a boyfriend (to counteract the option of saying "Granted, but you get a boyfriend instead")


OH CRAP I STUFFED THAT ONE!! NOW I LOOK LIKE I AM GAY LOL!!!

Granted but you can handle the power and your head explodes

I wish that... i had a brand new phone!

jigglyppuff8 February 13th, 2009 4:02 PM

Granted. It's a brand new wall mount.

I wish that I had better debating skills.

XxZer0xX February 13th, 2009 4:13 PM

Granted, but you're debating for your political enemy positively and making yourself look worse, so you're never gonna be President.

I wish YOU could travel back in time.

Exiled~Shadow February 13th, 2009 4:54 PM

Granted but i decide to take you with me and when i return you get left behind.

I wish PC stopped going offline...

XxZer0xX February 14th, 2009 6:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJMcay (Post 4349737)
Granted but i decide to take you with me and when i return you get left behind.

I wish PC stopped going offline...

Everyone is stuck in their chairs and is forced to look at the PC forums for the rest of their sleepless life, waiting until PC DID go offline b/c they're waiting for freedom from PC's mind-controlling tyranny.

I wish DBZ and Superman were put together in a combo of the shows.

Guitar February 15th, 2009 7:09 AM

Granted, but Gurren Lagann kills all of them in the first episode.

I wish I wasn't 3 years old, but NOT old or dead.

jigglyppuff8 February 15th, 2009 7:12 AM

Granted. You're 3 and a half.

I wish that I had 5 dollars.

Guitar February 15th, 2009 7:18 AM

Granted. Your entire family's pocket money and bank accounts have been reduced to 5 dollars.

I wish Ameritoons were as good as anime.

DarkKnight541 February 15th, 2009 6:02 PM

Granted, but then all anime turns into ameritoons.

I wish everyone would only wear formal attire and be extremely polite.

joey2joey February 15th, 2009 7:58 PM

Granted, but the uniformity drives you insane.

I wish that I & the universe, was immortal.

Exiled~Shadow February 15th, 2009 11:03 PM

Granted but the most annoying person in the world is also and you have to put up with him for ever

I wish for a brand new computer

joey2joey February 15th, 2009 11:11 PM

Granted, but it's a bug infected compact with 2khz processing power that costs $6000, and you have to pay for it.

jigglyppuff8 February 16th, 2009 7:59 AM

Granted. However, you die.

I wish for a TIME PARADOX!

Vannah☆ February 16th, 2009 8:49 AM

Granted, but it morphs into a sword and kills you with its magical oogley powers.

I wish for a set of black leather gloves~~

joey2joey February 16th, 2009 10:06 AM

Granted, but you get attacked by PETA members.

I wish it was summer.

jigglyppuff8 February 16th, 2009 10:10 AM

Granted. It's summer in February. Al Gore, eat your heart out. Also, you still have school.

I WIHS TAHT TIHS WISH DON LUK LIEK A N00B TIPED IT!!!!!1!11!1one!!111eleven

Đ a r κ February 16th, 2009 2:39 PM

Wish Granted, But Now You Will Have Noob Vision So That Everything Looks Like A Noob Did It :D Have Fun!

I Wish School Didn't Start Until 12PM

XxZer0xX February 16th, 2009 8:52 PM

Granted. It starts at midnight, and ends at 11:59 PM.

I wish the next poster could travel through time, but I was previously in a time paradox, preventing me from traveling with them.

NoBel_ToKYo ™ February 17th, 2009 12:08 PM

Granted. You're stuck in a time paradox involving you raising George Bush as a child, over and over and over....

I wish i was the worst monster the world had ever known, and had never met and drank wine with celebrities on a regular basis.

XxZer0xX February 17th, 2009 7:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoBel_ToKYo ™ (Post 4360119)
Granted. You're stuck in a time paradox involving you raising George Bush as a child, over and over and over....

I wish i was the worst monster the world had ever known, and had never met and drank wine with celebrities on a regular basis.

1. You know I said "next poster", right? That means the person who corrupted the wish is affected.
2. Granted, but now you're a celebrity yourself for being the worst monster and now you hate yourself and commit suicide b/c you don't wanna be a celebrity.
3. I wish the next poster (pay attention here) could fly.

jigglyppuff8 February 17th, 2009 7:52 PM

Granted. However you're stuck in a time paradox involving you raising George Bush as a child, over and over and over. Oh, and thanks for the flying powers. I'm eaten by a hungry ghost with an affinity for spring.

I wish I had a bottomless bag of potato chips.

ANARCHit3cht February 17th, 2009 9:12 PM

Granted. But it has no bottom and all the chips have fallen out.

I wished my story was finished and that it was super duper good.

NoBel_ToKYo ™ February 18th, 2009 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxZer0xX (Post 4361425)
1. You know I said "next poster", right? That means the person who corrupted the wish is affected.

XD That's part of how i corrupted the wish, meaning YOU'RE in instead of me.

^ Granted, but while others regard your book as legendary, you gain no money from writing as everyone only reads it in the stores.

I wish i could cure diseases with a single touch.

Guitar February 18th, 2009 6:47 AM

Granted, those you touch are cured and the disease is transferred to you.

I wish for love from a beautiful benevolent fairy. (note: I said "benevolent", so she won't kill me or rape/torture me or anything)

ruby February 18th, 2009 6:56 AM

Granted, but for a present the fairy buys a packet of those chalky tasting love hearts and you choke on one.

I wish I had some black spray paint.

Guitar February 18th, 2009 7:02 AM

Granted, but it turns pink when subjected to the smallest amount of light photons.

I wish Barack Obama had a Death Note. o_____o

ruby February 18th, 2009 7:04 AM

Granted, but it was meant for your address.

I wish I had a cleaner for my room.

Superjub February 18th, 2009 7:06 AM

Granted, but she goes crazy and kills everyone O_o

I wish I had a pretty pony XD :P

jigglyppuff8 February 18th, 2009 12:13 PM

Granted. It's psychopathic and tortures you when nobody's around.

I wish I had Ben Stein's voice.

Corvus of the Black Night February 18th, 2009 12:16 PM

Granted, but now everyone dies of boredom. (I love his voice too, but I just love how monotone it is XD)

I wish I HAD TEH TELEPATHY.

Superjub February 18th, 2009 12:17 PM

Granted, but you get a migrane and your head explodes :)

I wish I could fly XD

Corvus of the Black Night February 18th, 2009 12:18 PM

Granted, but you cannot control your power then WHAM right into a building.

I wish I had no homework.

Lucent February 18th, 2009 12:19 PM

You get your wish, but the next day you have pop quizzes in every class you were supposed to have homework in.

I wish we could find intelligent life on Mars.

Superjub February 18th, 2009 12:20 PM

Granted, but as soon as they see a human they turn into mindless lifeforms :)
I wish I had a unicorn :3

Guitar February 19th, 2009 8:33 PM

Granted. It is born by blasting horn first out of your chest like in Alien. Congrats! You now have a unicorn and you're a dad! Too bad you won't live long to celebrate...

I wish the next poster has exactly 40 characters in their entire post.

Azumi February 20th, 2009 9:23 AM

Granted. It's filled with spam now.

I wish I could have every game console and every game to match with the console. If you know what I mean.

(Ha, it's not exactly 40! In your face~!)

jigglyppuff8 February 20th, 2009 12:39 PM

Granted. You have all the consoles and all the games for them, but the plugs are missing.

I wish I could have one of those really soft sugar cookies with the frosting on top.

XxZer0xX February 20th, 2009 10:06 PM

Granted, it's soft with frosting on the top and will choke you b/c it's too soft to dissolve, can't be chewed b/c it bunches back up together after a bite, and the frosting is stuck to your throat, making it super sticky.

I wish I was alive.

Azumi February 20th, 2009 11:51 PM

Granted, but you are now eternal, and now you have to live on the earth forever.
Unless the Judgement Day arrives.

I wish I was bored, so I could do more stuff. (i.e. drawing)

Ekeshum February 21st, 2009 8:08 AM

Granted, but now that you can do more stuff there is nothing left to do, and you will be bored for eternity.

I wish Sir.Aaron from Lucario and the Mystery of Mew will come back to life.

Snow Phoenix February 21st, 2009 11:15 PM

Granted, but he chokes on a piece of steak afterwards and dies again.

I wish that pokemon platinum was out.

jigglyppuff8 February 21st, 2009 11:20 PM

Granted. It's out in Japan. Congratulations, nothing happened.

I wish that Brawl was more enjoyable without hacking it.

98monkey1 February 21st, 2009 11:22 PM

Granted. In fact it became the most enjoyable game ever...So enjoyable that you became a total-addict to it and never saw sunlight again...

I wish Japan would stop making their anime end with on or an. (Bakugan, Pokemon, Digimon, etc...)

XxZer0xX February 21st, 2009 11:41 PM

Granted. Now it's Bakugans (see the s?), Pokemen, and Digimen

I wish the next poster would live forever!

jigglyppuff8 February 21st, 2009 11:44 PM

Granted, but I'm forced to do that through eating right and living healthily... *shudders*.

I wish that I could stomach vegetables.

Snow Phoenix February 22nd, 2009 7:59 AM

Granted, but all desserts give you hives!

I wish that I could get more sleep.

98monkey1 February 22nd, 2009 5:11 PM

Granted, but you slept your whole life and had no dreams...Only nightmares.

I wish had a taco right now...

Capt. Couch February 22nd, 2009 5:16 PM

Granted, but once you take a bite, you realize that it's full of cockroaches!

I wish that my mind wouldn't wander when I didn't want it to.


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