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Granted, but then the Pokemon have rampages, and then Walmart has Jigglypuffs all over the place, singing, putting all the shoppers to sleep and then draw on their faces with markers from the Crayola boxes in the aisles.
I wish I had some markers to color in my drawings. |
Granted but the markers have a mind of their own and end up drawing nothing but pic after pic of a drunken Ted Nugent ice skating.
I wish for a death ray. |
Granted but then you end up slaying so many people someone starts comparing you to the Norwegian mass killer Anders Breivik.
I wish that all Professors research every Pokemon... |
Denied, becuase they already have and did.
I wish that someone from Pokecommunity would give me a hug *sigh* |
Granted but then I stab you.
I wish for a talking teddy bear. |
Granted, it acts just like Chucky.
I wish that something exciting will happen on here! |
Granted: Now the CIA know what you are doing at all times!
I wish for a 1st edition shadowless base set 1 booster box!! |
Granted. But its fake!
I wish for a new PS2. |
Granted, but a spirit haunted it, and after playing it for a day it haunts you in your sleep, dragging your soul to the underworld, doomed to stay there forever...
I wish for a pony! |
Wish granted, but it was an annoying my little pony that sang the theme song over and over again then you killed yourself
I wish for a maid |
Granted but it turns out to be Ash.
I wish everyone would start joining lesser-known Pokemon forums... |
Granted but only those forums that you joined get the new members.
I wish that I was on here more often... |
Granted! But... the internet crashed. So does your computer.
I wish I could get a higher rank! :P |
Granted, but you get to high of a rank and you are being hunted down by a hacker who could never rank up and he won't leave you alone until someone's in a body bag...
I wish for a Pokemon game with customizable sprites. |
Granted, it's expensive.
I wish that that game she wished for wasn't expensive :( |
Granted and it isn't expensive, but then it has glitches and you break it.
I wish to be hungry. |
Granted, but where is the food?
I wish for food so that she can replunish her hunger. |
Granted, but Munchlax eats it.
I wish for my WiFi to work. |
Granted, but you spill juice on your router (Or whatever you use)
I wish for Pokemon to be real and not rabid and have nothing wrong with them. EVER. (And they don't die either) |
Granted, but their stuffed animals. xD
I wish for Pokemon not to be stuffed. |
Granted, but when they died, their flesh started to stink and you didn't want to bury them because you loved them so much. Soon the world began to get too polluted, then when it became 2030, BOOOOMM!!! We all die XD
I wish there was a portal to the Pokemon World |
Granted, and they are awesome (OH NO)
I wish for really real wrestling! |
Granted, more deaths in wrestling may occur.
I wish that I wasn't so hot. |
Granted. Now, you're cold. Frreeeezzzzing cold. You froze yourself and smashed into bits. When its summer, you're normal again. Then the cycle goes on and on and on... (Horribly Corrupted? :P)
I wish that someone will read this XD |
Granted but they forget it 2 seconds later.
I wish for the world to blow up. |
GRANTED, I BLAME YOU GOLEM!!! YOU AND YOUR 250 ATTACK POWER!!! :# *RAGE FACE*
I WISH FOR A DOLL OF BANETTE... (It's KAWAII.) |
Granted, but the soul of Banette takes over your body and you go on a killing rampage.
I wish for new Legend of Korra episodes to come on everyday! |
Granted and then they lead into a marathon of every single Pokemon episode so far.
I wish that Ash evolves all his Unova Starters. |
GRANTED, BUT THEN HE BOXES THEM ALL AND NEVER USES THEM AGAIN! He then begins his "Digimon" quest.
I WISH FOR DIALGA TO GIVE ME A PIGGY BACK RIDE. |
Granted... Well, you really don't want to do that if you know what I mean...
I wish for lotsa spaghetti! |
Your wish is now Granted. "Please leave a message after the tone."
Betty Spaghetty called. She wants you to own her. Have fun with your doll, SIR. *salute* I wish Palkia was my best friend. IT MUST KNOW SPACIAL REND! |
Granted but it is evil and wants to destroy the world, and this means that you are wicked.
I wish for a lollipop. |
Granted but it tastes like the sweaty asscheeks of a overweight 50 year old.
I wish to be a pimp. |
Are you serious?!
Granted. Now they're not dating you anymore because pimps are jerks. I wish that being a pimp isn't considered bad. |
Granted, BUT THERE ARE NO *****S... You want a pretty little 'ore, one which you can adore...
I WISH FOR MY PLAYSTATION BACK... I want to play... (ALSO, if I could play GTA San Andreas, I would.) |
Granted, but your mom sees it. (Take it from here...)
I wish that video games can't have a rating. |
Granted, NOW NO ONE GETS CALLED IMMATURE FOR LIKING POKEMON. NOW THEY HAVE TO GIVE ANOTHER PATHETIC EXCUSE TO CALL PEOPLE IMMATURE. Way to go.
I wish for some delicious candy corn...preferably in a bowl, that's DRY. |
Granted, it's poisoned and you die
I wish I can make games! |
Granted but they're only compatible with the Atari 2600.
I wish for a demonic unicorn. |
Granted, and then you get to perform an exorcism!
I wish for some Pokemon... IN BALLS! Pikachu, Squirtle. ....The works. |
Granted and they turn out to be robots.
I wish that Akuroma gets an epic-cool dub name when B2/W2 comes out in America... |
Granted. His name is Dub Name.
I wish I had a working laptop. |
Granted, but it's full of a bunch of.....interesting....pictures of children that gets you arested.
I wish for a Wii U |
Granted, but just what is that?
I wish I can fly |
You could fly, but you will be struck by one of Zeus' lightning bolts.
I wish I could wish some wish so that my wish could be "wishable". |
Granted. Your wish is like a real wish now. You can hope, but it won't happen.
I wish for a Derpy plushie. |
Accepted, but it munches your face off.
I wish for some curly fries. |
Granted and it turns out to be paper strips. You can't eat that...
I wish that people with disabilities get more awareness. |
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Zeus is from mythology, therefore, he can't corrupt the flying wish! As for ^ you, granted, but those people are averse to speaking in public. I wish that this wish would get corrupt. |
Granted, but you have to eat tacos as punishment.
I wish for a pie. |
Granted, but I smash you in the face with it.
I wish for a PS Vita. |
Granted, but you'll have Gameboy instead.
I wish for a rock. |
Granted but then you start wanting a complementary PS3.
I wish that the Eurozone crisis never happened... |
Granted, but it'll get worse.
I wish for a Legendary Volibear skin. |
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OBJECTION! I like eating tacos! It can't be punishment! Oh and ^, granted, but you lost it. Whatever the heck that is... I wish for something... big. |
Granted, and it's a giant Snorlax that can't fit in your bedroom, and it's like the Kool Aid guy just busting in..."OH YEAH!"
I wish I had a Klang or a Klink... doesn't matter. |
Granted, but they do ABSOLUTELY... NOTHING.
I wish that Pokemon R/S/E would be for the GB. |
Granted but then everyone will start hating the graphics.
I wish that every US state would recognize gay marriage... |
Granted. But gays would eventually return to become males again.
I wish something would happen right now. |
Granted, and then you eat ... zee Pokemon as un SNACK!
I wish I knew why my foot fell asleep... |
Granted. You sat on it for an hour or so.
I wish that I was an adminstrator in the forums |
Granted but then people start hating you cos you're a Snorlax fan.
I wish that the Vanillite line got more love... (they're so cute!) |
Granted... It gets more attraction than other evolution lines.
I wish for a hot tub. |
Granted, but it's ice cold.
I wish to be Cilan's assistant. ^o^ |
turns out he doesn't like girls
I wish BW2 was out already |
Granted, It has been released... In Japan.
I wish nothing could stop me. |
Granted but then someone says "Objection!".
I wish that the anime-style B2/W2 trailer became an actual anime series. |
Granted. The trailer airs on t.v. and Nintendo calls it an anime series o.o
I wish to possess my very own ban hammer. |
granted. iill make joke2 about how iit burn2.
then iill diie. then youll feel terriible. ii wiish more people read home2tuck. |
Granted, but now no one reads anything else. You can imagine the consequences.
I wish I had cancer. |
Granted but it's prostate cancer.
I wish that people aren't stupid in making these wishes -.- |
Granted. Now only you make stupid wishes.
I wish i had SO MUCH HOMESTUCK STUFF |
Granted. But now that's all you'll ever get.
I wish I had the power to take over the world! |
Granted. Then it gets destroyed and we all move to Alternia.
I wish there was an Homestuck Anime! |
Granted but it sucks.
I wish I had more posts then what I have now. |
Granted and then you have so much activity you get invited somewhere.
I wish that all bishies had attractive GIF images. |
Hnnnnnng, sexy Cgeren Sig
anyway...granted, but they're all malformed Chibis drawn is MS paint I wish the Pokemon Anime was more like the Animated BW2 Trailer that was...pure eye sex God I love N >///> |
Okay, but all the U.S. and English translated versions are censored and rated 3 year olds -
I wish to meet the Shadow Triad. |
W-wha...what...I don't...how could you...
anywho, granted, but they're not interested in girls...(shame) oh, and they refuse to talk to you...because...stuff |
You did not make a wish.
I wish that won't ever happen again, you hear? |
whoops, granted, however...
I wish I remembered to make wishes |
Granted but your ideas for wishes began to run out.
I wish for lotsa spaghetti. |
granted, but it's made by the Mario Bros, who wander though sewers to find the ingredients
good thing you're a snorlax I wish for more Pokemon games |
Granted but the games all stink... both ways
I wish N would come back in B&W2! >:) Try to twist that around! |
granted, but you never get to battle him
heck, you don't even get to talk to him I wish people would stop whining about Kamitsure's hair she's a MODEL they change their hair all the time |
Granted, but then she gets terrible hair and nobody asks for a change.
I wish that Derse gets more epic and Prospit gets eaten. |
Granted. They both get eaten.
I wish that The Simpsons never changed the opening scene. |
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I wish to know why Cheren downgraded from a strong Gigalith to a Patrat. |
Granted. Now everyone knows it. Not very useful, eh?
I wish that book 3 of Homestuck was released. |
Granted, but it's not as good as the last two books
I wsih to konw if the aobve ptoser can dyrpcet tihs mssgaee. :) |
I can. Everybody knows it now. You wasted your wish.
I WISH FOR MORE PAGES OF HOMESTUCK! |
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I WISH TO STOP TALKING IN CAPS NOW |
you can't type in caps now.
i wish that you realized that homestuck is a webcomic. |
granted. then i just stop caring.
ughh i wish i could type normally! |
You can for a while.
tHEN YOU GET FORCED TO USE TAVROS' TYPING QUIRK, I wish that EVERYONE READ HOMESTUCK! |
OH NOES! EVERYONE'S READING HOMESTUCK! WHICH MEANS NO LEARNING IS BEING DONE, NEITHER IS ANY DRIVING, NOTHING'S BEING DONE BECAUSE EVERYONE'S BUSY READING HOMESTUCK! NICE GOING, YOU'VE CAUSED A GLOBAL CATASTROPHE.
IIIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWIIISSSSHHHH FOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR A BOOXXXXXX OFFFFFFFF AWWESSSSOMMMEEEENESSSSSSS |
Granted. You get book 1 and 2 of Homestuck. You now are transforming into Eridan Ampora. Now i am you kismesis. STUPID SEADWELLER.
ii wii2h ii could 2ee eriidan dyiing forever! |
Granted but your eyes hurt by seeing it happen.
I wish that everybody acts like Good Guy Greg(google it). |
Granted but then no one knows him.
I wish that all people wear glasses cos it's cool and smart... |
Granted but there are protestors saying that glasses make them look nerdy.
I wish I was in a good movie. |
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