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Sweet Smoochum April 26th, 2012 5:38 AM

Granted, but then the Pokemon have rampages, and then Walmart has Jigglypuffs all over the place, singing, putting all the shoppers to sleep and then draw on their faces with markers from the Crayola boxes in the aisles.

I wish I had some markers to color in my drawings.

Ephemeral Euphoria April 26th, 2012 10:19 PM

Granted but the markers have a mind of their own and end up drawing nothing but pic after pic of a drunken Ted Nugent ice skating.

I wish for a death ray.

Hikamaru April 27th, 2012 7:46 AM

Granted but then you end up slaying so many people someone starts comparing you to the Norwegian mass killer Anders Breivik.

I wish that all Professors research every Pokemon...

TheFattestSnorlax April 27th, 2012 12:29 PM

Denied, becuase they already have and did.

I wish that someone from Pokecommunity would give me a hug *sigh*

Ephemeral Euphoria April 27th, 2012 12:31 PM

Granted but then I stab you.

I wish for a talking teddy bear.

TheFattestSnorlax April 27th, 2012 12:32 PM

Granted, it acts just like Chucky.

I wish that something exciting will happen on here!

Trialz April 27th, 2012 12:33 PM

Granted: Now the CIA know what you are doing at all times!

I wish for a 1st edition shadowless base set 1 booster box!!

Unknown# April 28th, 2012 6:20 PM

Granted. But its fake!

I wish for a new PS2.

CyanFlame April 28th, 2012 6:44 PM

Granted, but a spirit haunted it, and after playing it for a day it haunts you in your sleep, dragging your soul to the underworld, doomed to stay there forever...

I wish for a pony!

ZalelikesCookies April 28th, 2012 7:32 PM

Wish granted, but it was an annoying my little pony that sang the theme song over and over again then you killed yourself

I wish for a maid

Hikamaru April 28th, 2012 7:36 PM

Granted but it turns out to be Ash.

I wish everyone would start joining lesser-known Pokemon forums...

TheFattestSnorlax April 29th, 2012 12:11 PM

Granted but only those forums that you joined get the new members.

I wish that I was on here more often...

goldenyellowcrystal April 30th, 2012 1:42 AM

Granted! But... the internet crashed. So does your computer.

I wish I could get a higher rank! :P

CyanFlame April 30th, 2012 3:36 AM

Granted, but you get to high of a rank and you are being hunted down by a hacker who could never rank up and he won't leave you alone until someone's in a body bag...

I wish for a Pokemon game with customizable sprites.

TheFattestSnorlax April 30th, 2012 1:02 PM

Granted, it's expensive.

I wish that that game she wished for wasn't expensive :(

★Midnight★ April 30th, 2012 1:08 PM

Granted and it isn't expensive, but then it has glitches and you break it.
I wish to be hungry.

TheFattestSnorlax April 30th, 2012 1:11 PM

Granted, but where is the food?

I wish for food so that she can replunish her hunger.

★Midnight★ April 30th, 2012 1:17 PM

Granted, but Munchlax eats it.
I wish for my WiFi to work.

CyanFlame April 30th, 2012 1:39 PM

Granted, but you spill juice on your router (Or whatever you use)
I wish for Pokemon to be real and not rabid and have nothing wrong with them. EVER. (And they don't die either)

★Midnight★ April 30th, 2012 2:05 PM

Granted, but their stuffed animals. xD
I wish for Pokemon not to be stuffed.

TheFallenUmbreon April 30th, 2012 2:16 PM

Granted, but when they died, their flesh started to stink and you didn't want to bury them because you loved them so much. Soon the world began to get too polluted, then when it became 2030, BOOOOMM!!! We all die XD

I wish there was a portal to the Pokemon World

CyanFlame April 30th, 2012 2:16 PM

Granted, and they are awesome (OH NO)
I wish for really real wrestling!

TheFattestSnorlax May 1st, 2012 11:52 AM

Granted, more deaths in wrestling may occur.

I wish that I wasn't so hot.

goldenyellowcrystal May 2nd, 2012 1:58 AM

Granted. Now, you're cold. Frreeeezzzzing cold. You froze yourself and smashed into bits. When its summer, you're normal again. Then the cycle goes on and on and on... (Horribly Corrupted? :P)

I wish that someone will read this XD

Ephemeral Euphoria May 2nd, 2012 2:00 AM

Granted but they forget it 2 seconds later.

I wish for the world to blow up.

Sweet Smoochum May 2nd, 2012 3:08 AM

GRANTED, I BLAME YOU GOLEM!!! YOU AND YOUR 250 ATTACK POWER!!! :# *RAGE FACE*

I WISH FOR A DOLL OF BANETTE... (It's KAWAII.)

CyanFlame May 2nd, 2012 3:27 AM

Granted, but the soul of Banette takes over your body and you go on a killing rampage.
I wish for new Legend of Korra episodes to come on everyday!

Hikamaru May 2nd, 2012 5:04 AM

Granted and then they lead into a marathon of every single Pokemon episode so far.

I wish that Ash evolves all his Unova Starters.

Sweet Smoochum May 2nd, 2012 11:10 AM

GRANTED, BUT THEN HE BOXES THEM ALL AND NEVER USES THEM AGAIN! He then begins his "Digimon" quest.

I WISH FOR DIALGA TO GIVE ME A PIGGY BACK RIDE.

TheFattestSnorlax May 2nd, 2012 11:50 AM

Granted... Well, you really don't want to do that if you know what I mean...

I wish for lotsa spaghetti!

Sweet Smoochum May 2nd, 2012 12:58 PM

Your wish is now Granted. "Please leave a message after the tone."

Betty Spaghetty called. She wants you to own her. Have fun with your doll, SIR. *salute*

I wish Palkia was my best friend. IT MUST KNOW SPACIAL REND!

TheFattestSnorlax May 2nd, 2012 1:26 PM

Granted but it is evil and wants to destroy the world, and this means that you are wicked.

I wish for a lollipop.

Ephemeral Euphoria May 2nd, 2012 1:29 PM

Granted but it tastes like the sweaty asscheeks of a overweight 50 year old.

I wish to be a pimp.

TheFattestSnorlax May 2nd, 2012 1:32 PM

Are you serious?!

Granted. Now they're not dating you anymore because pimps are jerks.

I wish that being a pimp isn't considered bad.

Sweet Smoochum May 2nd, 2012 2:18 PM

Granted, BUT THERE ARE NO *****S... You want a pretty little 'ore, one which you can adore...


I WISH FOR MY PLAYSTATION BACK... I want to play... (ALSO, if I could play GTA San Andreas, I would.)



TheFattestSnorlax May 2nd, 2012 2:27 PM

Granted, but your mom sees it. (Take it from here...)

I wish that video games can't have a rating.

Sweet Smoochum May 2nd, 2012 2:52 PM

Granted, NOW NO ONE GETS CALLED IMMATURE FOR LIKING POKEMON. NOW THEY HAVE TO GIVE ANOTHER PATHETIC EXCUSE TO CALL PEOPLE IMMATURE. Way to go.

I wish for some delicious candy corn...preferably in a bowl, that's DRY.

TheFattestSnorlax May 2nd, 2012 4:02 PM

Granted, it's poisoned and you die

I wish I can make games!

Ephemeral Euphoria May 2nd, 2012 4:36 PM

Granted but they're only compatible with the Atari 2600.

I wish for a demonic unicorn.

Sweet Smoochum May 3rd, 2012 4:37 AM

Granted, and then you get to perform an exorcism!

I wish for some Pokemon... IN BALLS! Pikachu, Squirtle. ....The works.

Hikamaru May 3rd, 2012 5:44 AM

Granted and they turn out to be robots.

I wish that Akuroma gets an epic-cool dub name when B2/W2 comes out in America...

U.Flame May 3rd, 2012 11:20 AM

Granted. His name is Dub Name.

I wish I had a working laptop.

Outkin May 3rd, 2012 11:40 AM

Granted, but it's full of a bunch of.....interesting....pictures of children that gets you arested.

I wish for a Wii U

TheFattestSnorlax May 3rd, 2012 12:37 PM

Granted, but just what is that?

I wish I can fly

♣Gawain♣ May 4th, 2012 4:32 AM

You could fly, but you will be struck by one of Zeus' lightning bolts.

I wish I could wish some wish so that my wish could be "wishable".

U.Flame May 4th, 2012 11:06 AM

Granted. Your wish is like a real wish now. You can hope, but it won't happen.

I wish for a Derpy plushie.

ShadowStriatonTriad May 4th, 2012 12:01 PM

Accepted, but it munches your face off.

I wish for some curly fries.

Hikamaru May 6th, 2012 3:12 AM

Granted and it turns out to be paper strips. You can't eat that...

I wish that people with disabilities get more awareness.

TheFattestSnorlax May 6th, 2012 5:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ♣Gawain♣ (Post 7161048)
You could fly, but you will be struck by one of Zeus' lightning bolts.

I wish I could wish some wish so that my wish could be "wishable".

OBJECTION!

Zeus is from mythology, therefore, he can't corrupt the flying wish!

As for ^ you, granted, but those people are averse to speaking in public.

I wish that this wish would get corrupt.

♣Gawain♣ May 7th, 2012 4:32 AM

Granted, but you have to eat tacos as punishment.

I wish for a pie.

SS01 May 7th, 2012 4:37 AM

Granted, but I smash you in the face with it.

I wish for a PS Vita.

♣Gawain♣ May 7th, 2012 4:46 AM

Granted, but you'll have Gameboy instead.

I wish for a rock.

Hikamaru May 7th, 2012 4:47 AM

Granted but then you start wanting a complementary PS3.

I wish that the Eurozone crisis never happened...

♣Gawain♣ May 7th, 2012 4:56 AM

Granted, but it'll get worse.

I wish for a Legendary Volibear skin.

TheFattestSnorlax May 7th, 2012 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ♣Gawain♣ (Post 7165276)
Granted, but you have to eat tacos as punishment.



OBJECTION!

I like eating tacos! It can't be punishment!

Oh and ^, granted, but you lost it. Whatever the heck that is...

I wish for something... big.

Sweet Smoochum May 7th, 2012 6:54 PM

Granted, and it's a giant Snorlax that can't fit in your bedroom, and it's like the Kool Aid guy just busting in..."OH YEAH!"

I wish I had a Klang or a Klink... doesn't matter.

goldenyellowcrystal May 7th, 2012 10:57 PM

Granted, but they do ABSOLUTELY... NOTHING.

I wish that Pokemon R/S/E would be for the GB.

Hikamaru May 8th, 2012 1:43 AM

Granted but then everyone will start hating the graphics.

I wish that every US state would recognize gay marriage...

♣Gawain♣ May 8th, 2012 2:03 AM

Granted. But gays would eventually return to become males again.

I wish something would happen right now.

Sweet Smoochum May 8th, 2012 7:42 AM

Granted, and then you eat ... zee Pokemon as un SNACK!

I wish I knew why my foot fell asleep...


TheFattestSnorlax May 8th, 2012 2:18 PM

Granted. You sat on it for an hour or so.

I wish that I was an adminstrator in the forums

Hikamaru May 9th, 2012 12:55 AM

Granted but then people start hating you cos you're a Snorlax fan.

I wish that the Vanillite line got more love... (they're so cute!)

TheFattestSnorlax May 10th, 2012 12:41 PM

Granted... It gets more attraction than other evolution lines.

I wish for a hot tub.

ShadowStriatonTriad May 12th, 2012 11:13 AM

Granted, but it's ice cold.

I wish to be Cilan's assistant. ^o^

Twilight-kun May 12th, 2012 11:16 AM

turns out he doesn't like girls

I wish BW2 was out already

TheFattestSnorlax May 12th, 2012 1:32 PM

Granted, It has been released... In Japan.

I wish nothing could stop me.

Hikamaru May 16th, 2012 4:16 AM

Granted but then someone says "Objection!".

I wish that the anime-style B2/W2 trailer became an actual anime series.

Snow Phoenix May 16th, 2012 8:26 AM

Granted. The trailer airs on t.v. and Nintendo calls it an anime series o.o

I wish to possess my very own ban hammer.

Limanya May 16th, 2012 8:48 AM

granted. iill make joke2 about how iit burn2.
then iill diie.
then youll feel terriible.

ii wiish more people read home2tuck.

TornZero May 16th, 2012 9:06 AM

Granted, but now no one reads anything else. You can imagine the consequences.

I wish I had cancer.

TheFattestSnorlax May 16th, 2012 11:36 AM

Granted but it's prostate cancer.

I wish that people aren't stupid in making these wishes -.-

Limanya May 17th, 2012 5:45 AM

Granted. Now only you make stupid wishes.

I wish i had SO MUCH HOMESTUCK STUFF

-Grayscale- May 17th, 2012 6:34 AM

Granted. But now that's all you'll ever get.

I wish I had the power to take over the world!

Limanya May 17th, 2012 6:40 AM

Granted. Then it gets destroyed and we all move to Alternia.

I wish there was an Homestuck Anime!

TheFattestSnorlax May 17th, 2012 11:44 AM

Granted but it sucks.

I wish I had more posts then what I have now.

Hikamaru May 17th, 2012 1:28 PM

Granted and then you have so much activity you get invited somewhere.

I wish that all bishies had attractive GIF images.

Twilight-kun May 17th, 2012 1:51 PM

Hnnnnnng, sexy Cgeren Sig

anyway...granted, but they're all malformed Chibis drawn is MS paint

I wish the Pokemon Anime was more like the Animated BW2 Trailer

that was...pure eye sex

God I love N >///>

ShadowStriatonTriad May 17th, 2012 2:03 PM

Okay, but all the U.S. and English translated versions are censored and rated 3 year olds -

I wish to meet the Shadow Triad.

Twilight-kun May 17th, 2012 2:12 PM

W-wha...what...I don't...how could you...

anywho, granted, but they're not interested in girls...(shame)

oh, and they refuse to talk to you...because...stuff

TheFattestSnorlax May 17th, 2012 2:20 PM

You did not make a wish.

I wish that won't ever happen again, you hear?

Twilight-kun May 17th, 2012 2:21 PM

whoops, granted, however...

I wish I remembered to make wishes

TheFattestSnorlax May 17th, 2012 2:23 PM

Granted but your ideas for wishes began to run out.

I wish for lotsa spaghetti.

Twilight-kun May 17th, 2012 2:28 PM

granted, but it's made by the Mario Bros, who wander though sewers to find the ingredients

good thing you're a snorlax

I wish for more Pokemon games

-Grayscale- May 17th, 2012 5:42 PM

Granted but the games all stink... both ways

I wish N would come back in B&W2! >:) Try to twist that around!

Twilight-kun May 17th, 2012 5:43 PM

granted, but you never get to battle him

heck, you don't even get to talk to him

I wish people would stop whining about Kamitsure's hair

she's a MODEL
they change their hair all the time

Limanya May 18th, 2012 7:24 AM

Granted, but then she gets terrible hair and nobody asks for a change.


I wish that Derse gets more epic and Prospit gets eaten.

Hikamaru May 21st, 2012 2:35 AM

Granted. They both get eaten.

I wish that The Simpsons never changed the opening scene.

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 7:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hikari10 (Post 7184486)
Granted. They both get eaten.

I wish that The Simpsons never changed the opening scene.

Granted, then the opening scene to [another one of your favorite shows] gets changed.

I wish to know why Cheren downgraded from a strong Gigalith to a Patrat.


Limanya May 21st, 2012 7:58 AM

Granted. Now everyone knows it. Not very useful, eh?

I wish that book 3 of Homestuck was released.

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 8:02 AM

Granted, but it's not as good as the last two books

I wsih to konw if the aobve ptoser can dyrpcet tihs mssgaee. :)

Limanya May 21st, 2012 8:07 AM

I can. Everybody knows it now. You wasted your wish.

I WISH FOR MORE PAGES OF HOMESTUCK!

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 8:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Limanya (Post 7184740)
I can. Everybody knows it now. You wasted your wish.

I WISH FOR MORE PAGES OF HOMESTUCK!

THEN YOU GET A HALF FINISHED COPY. NICE GOING

I WISH TO STOP TALKING IN CAPS NOW

Limanya May 21st, 2012 8:21 AM

you can't type in caps now.

i wish that you realized that homestuck is a webcomic.

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 8:22 AM

granted. then i just stop caring.

ughh i wish i could type normally!

Limanya May 21st, 2012 8:25 AM

You can for a while.

tHEN YOU GET FORCED TO USE TAVROS' TYPING QUIRK,

I wish that EVERYONE READ HOMESTUCK!

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 8:37 AM

OH NOES! EVERYONE'S READING HOMESTUCK! WHICH MEANS NO LEARNING IS BEING DONE, NEITHER IS ANY DRIVING, NOTHING'S BEING DONE BECAUSE EVERYONE'S BUSY READING HOMESTUCK! NICE GOING, YOU'VE CAUSED A GLOBAL CATASTROPHE.

IIIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWIIISSSSHHHH FOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR A BOOXXXXXX OFFFFFFFF AWWESSSSOMMMEEEENESSSSSSS

Limanya May 21st, 2012 9:39 AM

Granted. You get book 1 and 2 of Homestuck. You now are transforming into Eridan Ampora. Now i am you kismesis. STUPID SEADWELLER.

ii wii2h ii could 2ee eriidan dyiing forever!

TheFattestSnorlax May 21st, 2012 11:46 AM

Granted but your eyes hurt by seeing it happen.

I wish that everybody acts like Good Guy Greg(google it).

Hikamaru May 22nd, 2012 1:35 AM

Granted but then no one knows him.

I wish that all people wear glasses cos it's cool and smart...

TheFattestSnorlax May 22nd, 2012 11:37 AM

Granted but there are protestors saying that glasses make them look nerdy.

I wish I was in a good movie.


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