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Granted but everyone has weird hair.
I wish that Anonymous stopped making me feel weird. |
Granted, the new name for anonymous is just plain "anon".
I wish the oil spill in 2010 never happened. |
Granted but suddenly the birds die of starvation.
I wish that the US Embassy Cables didn't embarrass America. |
Granted, they didn't embarrass America, they ignored it.
I wish that wishes don't get corrupted. It's like a sinister genie! |
Granted, they now explode!
I wish pikmin 3 was out nao :( |
Granted, they are now sold for three... zillion dollars.
I wish, wishes are not allowed. |
Granted but they get blocked by Hikari10's infamous "wish filter".
I wish that bishies get so much attention... |
Granted, they get so much hate attention.
I wish for a new Iphone. |
Granted but it only has stuff Hikari likes.
I wish that bishies became as attractive as real boys. |
Granted but they all sound like chipmunks.
I wish for a sandwich. |
Granted, you take a bite... only to discover there were worms in there.
I wish my mosquito bites were gone. |
Granted but the hydrogen peroxide you use to heal them burns your skin.
I wish the Shadow Triad was really the Striaton Gym Leaders.(: |
Granted but then they steal your Pokemon.
I wish that Facebook started improving on the markets. |
Granted, but what you didn't know is that he was drinking a liquid version of pure cyanide earlier.
I wish Chris Conley would come to my house just to... come to my house. |
Granted and then he starts boasting.
I wish that Tyler stopped trolling me with jokes about my avatar... |
Granted, you get ALL OF THEM.
I wish that long grass is removed in future Pokemon games cos I don't like getting off my bike. |
Granted but they are now allowing certain paths to only walk from!
I wish that you can't corrupt all my wishes! |
Granted, but now you mess up Sudoku in sharpie.
I wish people would accept me ;~; |
Granted, you're accepted into this suicide cult.
I wish I had some non-poisonous pizza. |
Granted and it has toothpaste on it.
I wish that everyone would recognize my different avatar/signature themes as different phases of my personality. |
Granted but most people think you have an evil personality.
I wish for no more chores. |
Granted, but you must do it with Hikari watching over you.
I wish for more female players in the Gender Race. |
Granted but more boys came too.
I wish for a bag of pretzels. |
Granted, and then you get a 30 minute lecture as to how bawwing about a cheating ex-bf is not what braggarts do...*eyeroll* ...while eating your pretzals... (that was my ex's fave, that and M&Ms...I bought for him.) :)
I wish I had closure with my ex or got Playstation, and GBA Pokémon games back that he kept after we broke up. |
Granted but the games are not what you wanted.
I wish that today is my birthday. |
Granted but all your presents are secret documents, resulting in you getting charged with espionage.
I wish that more people posted in the Objection! thread. |
Granted, but I prevented a corruption from happening!
I wish that I can do that with all my other wishes. |
Granted but only when you do your work.
I wish that Australian culture was more recognized... |
Granted but Europeans only recognize the Austrailians.
I wish that I got a hug! |
Granted but you realize: Why did I just wish for a spoon?
I wish I didn't have that bad breath... |
Granted and you get no fork.
I wish that robots did all our work for us... |
Granted, but an evil spirit takes over them and become evil.
I wish for a burger from Epic Meal Time. |
Granted but it eats you.
I wish that I could wake up earlier... |
Granted but you wake up at 1am every day and its impossible to go back to sleep.
I wish ShaQuL would come back! |
Granted but he becomes a One Direction fan aka "Directioner".
I wish that people stop thinking Cheren is a girl. |
Granted, but they now think that Cheren is gay.
I wish that I find my lost video games. |
Granted, but they're all haunted like the one in the Pokemon Death Snap story.
I wish Summer was over. |
Granted. It's on fire.
I wish I had a Cirno plushie. (I also realized that there are a lot of Touhou references on this thread that I didn't understand, but now I understand it as of today. I like the renovated Empire State Building!) |
Granted. He does not exist anymore.
I wish I had a player piano. |
Granted, but it does not work.
I wish the screen on my laptop was fixed. |
It doesn't work, oh well.
Granted, but its hard drive is formatted. If you back up your files regularly, then it's not a big deal. I wish my house was renovated in a Touhou theme. |
Granted but the house turns out to be rubbish.
I wish that more Genwunners would get over their Kanto addiction and start playing later generations of Pokemon. |
Granted, but they play more Touhou Project than the later generation games.
I wish I had the Annoying Orange. |
Granted but you get bored of it.
I wish that Marriland gets the title of the funniest, most informative Pokemon video playthrough expert. |
Granted. Now it's illegal for anyone else to make Pokemon walkthroughs.
I wish for a generic wish, like a million dollars. |
Granted, but now you has to spend all the money on candy and you get obese. :D (I want candy!)
I wish I could shapeshift!~ |
Granted, but only for today.
I wish that wishes annot get corrupted no more! |
Not Granted. Annot isn't even a word, but it can refer to cannot.
I wish Fairies were real. |
Granted, but you're now banned at the Pokecommunity forums.
I wish my old laptop would work again. |
Granted, but it gets stolen.
I wish I had bought the 1 terabyte external hard-drive instead of a flash-drive. |
Granted. It's filled with viruses that will erase your computer files, unless you have them backed up.
I wish someone would die. |
Granted, but your body is not held together very well and you lose parts too easily.
I wish I were a wizard in a world where magic-users are very rare. |
Granted. You are now a wizard on earth.
I wish lolis were real. |
Granted, but they're illegal.
I wish I was a member of a multi-planet species. |
Granted, but you scare away people.
I wish I can go on a cruise. |
Granted, but it hits an oncoming ship and sinks. You got your lifeboat, though.
I wish that the Pokemon anime was more interesting. |
Granted and then people start giving Ash hate mail.
I wish that bishies were incarnated as real people. |
Granted. You're all Alakazam.
I wish for 33 of, anything! |
Granted, but you play it on a corrupt gaming system.
I wish I could go on a vacation in Mexico. |
Granted. It is now more difficult for everyone, since they all are very small.
I wish I had cheese... |
Granted. It is now illegal to manufacture right handed products, and all right handed products must be destroyed.
I wish I met Flandre Scarlet in person. |
Granted, but you find yourself with nothing to do
I wish was a ghost |
Granted, but you are warped at a blazing hot desert in the day.
I wish my laptop crashed. |
Granted, but it crashes while you're in the middle of something extremely important.
I wish I didn't live in Texas. |
Granted, you now live in New York.
I wish that certain Pokemon stopped spamming status effects on me. |
Granted, now the Pokemon that doesn't do, starts doing it!
I wish this wish will be corrupted. *evil laugh* |
Granted, but they're leaking battery acid.
I wish they didn't make Lavender Town's music friendly in Gen II and IV. |
Granted. Cute anime girls now sing in part of the creepy chorus.
I wish Rayquaza was Red, Groudon was Orange, and Kyogre was Green. |
Granted but they're the shiny forms.
I wish that I can become invisible. |
Granted. However, in the process you loose all of your other senses and all of your emotions. Have fun! :)
I wish that the region in Generation 6 is based off of Canada |
Granted, but nobody likes the region.
I wish that I have super strength. |
Granted, but everyone else also will have super strength.
I wish that I don't fear anything. |
Granted, but suddenly there's a mass murderer lurking around your house.
I wish that my feet didn't ache. |
Granted, now you have a migraine.
I wish that I didn't facepalm whenever I check my Twitter status. (You know why...) |
Granted, you now bonk your head when you see it.
I WI2H 3V3RYBODV L1K32 HOME2TUCK. |
Denied. What's up with Homestuck? And what's up with your spelling? XD
I wish I had a carnivorous plant. |
Granted, but its team rockets victreebel, and its stomach acids do way more damage to you than Jessie or James. You are now covered in sulfiric acid.
I wish I was brutally murdered (corrupt THAT!) |
Granted. Also, have fun in hell!
I wish that people don't make stupid wishes. |
Granted and now you find a nice place in the park where you decide to live and refuse to leave.
I wish that Anonymous got funnier... |
Granted. But now "Anonymous sucks" jokes aren't funny, because people actually like them.
I wish to recover hp in two turns. |
Granted, but it requires a special item.
I wish that my Florida vacation starts NOW! |
Granted and then you realize that you are wanted in Japan for leaking the B2/W2 spoilers BEFORE the games were released. They are now seeking your extradition.
I wish that "HikariDerp" won't be the only theme I was known for. |
Granted. Now the theme that everyone knows is your current one.
I wish that I could live somewhere else, it's getting boring where I live. |
Granted, YOU NOW LIVE IN JAPAN. *Kawaii*
I wish that all Oshawottz kicked Mudkipz off the memetic status of "I herd u liek"... |
Granted. I heard u adorez teh mudkippez is now a meme.
I wish that England didn't lose to Italy yesterday |
Granted but they lose to Thailand anyways.
I wish for /b/ to be cured of its cancer. |
Granted but it now suffers from migraines.
I wish that my old mouse started working again becuase the left button wore off from the clicking... |
Granted, your new mouse totally FAILS.
I wish that Akuroma got more love cos he is sooooooooo cool. |
Granted but there is a fight between the fans over who's cooler, Akuroma or Mei.
I wish that my room didn't smell. |
Granted but the bad smell causes a side-effect, growing hair like Akuroma's.
I wish that HikariRage becomes more popular than HikariDerp. |
Granted but id Software sues you. And you lose. And die. And go down under.
I wish I met Matt Moldover. |
Granted, you were so excited to meet him and then it turns out it was a lookalike.
I wish that YouTube didn't block videos in certain countries... |
Granted, but many are now private, and a few's accounts were terminated.
I wish that I stop being angry... |
Granted you are now raging as much as Hikari.
I wish that I didn't have to hide pics of You-Know-Who behind so many spoilers... |
You wish is granted, but the pics slow computers and you get banned in the face.
I wish I was DJ Shiftee. |
Granted and now Vinyl Scratch wants to compete with you.
I wish that the answer to the Bianca/Cheren glasses mystery was revealed... |
Granted. She stole them. That's why Cheren looks unhappy.
I wish that it is tommorow. |
Granted... you wake up in the future.
I wish that my underrated themes got more recognition... |
Granted. But now those that are overrated are now underrated.
I wish that I knew Homestuck. |
Granted, and now everyone wants a Homestuck anime.
I wish that so many people stopped asking for impossible GTS trades... |
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