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WillPowerPedro June 29th, 2012 11:14 AM

Granted, but everyone trades so much easy trades 24/7, Nintendo's WiFi system blocks up, causing B2/W2 to be held back.

I wish people didn't text and drive.

Hikamaru June 29th, 2012 6:46 PM

Granted, it is now BANNED.

I wish that Game Freak put more thought into thinking of Pokemon characters' names.

WillPowerPedro June 29th, 2012 6:49 PM

Granted, but they are so complex it blows kids' minds and puts them into comas.

I wish I was jamming at Loo and Placido's concert!

The Noob Hacker July 3rd, 2012 11:21 AM

Of course. I don't know why you want to be a non-sentient jar of jam at a concert, but I'm not here to ask questions.

I would like a tasty fish.

WillPowerPedro July 3rd, 2012 11:27 AM

Granted. Wait... I forgot my lunch...

*burp* Excuse me. Could I get a drink to wash down this salmon?

Ephemeral Euphoria July 3rd, 2012 12:30 PM

Granted. "Hands bottle of lemon juice mixed with oily mustard."

I wish to be a trance DJ.

WillPowerPedro July 3rd, 2012 12:42 PM

You do. But you suck at it. You never told me a skill level.

I wish I am a GREAT trance DJ

Hikamaru July 4th, 2012 5:21 AM

Granted and then you realize that you fail.

I wish that Bianca didn't steal Cheren's glasses...

Plasmette July 4th, 2012 5:38 AM

Granted. You now own Nintendo, Game Freak, and everything that comes with it. You own all the characters. So then you removed Biancas glasses from her design. Now all the people who drew fanart and liked the glasses came to Nintendo and brutally murdered you. BLOODY CHEREN FANS.

I wish I was the very best, at Poker!

DaEpicTrainer July 4th, 2012 5:47 AM

Denied, you can never be the best when i'm around.

I wish that Ash won't battle like a noob anymore in the new episodes of Pokemon.

Hikamaru July 4th, 2012 6:01 AM

Granted and now the targeted kids audience hates you.

I wish that Americans weren't affected by the swastika...

The Noob Hacker July 4th, 2012 12:26 PM

Okay, now everyone in the country is a Nazi and is not affected by the symbol seeing as how it is so common.

I wish for a bunny.

Black Hawk July 4th, 2012 1:45 PM

[SIZE="a"]Granted. The bunny is rabid and bites you viciously.

I wish I could fire bend[/SIZE]

Baker's Bulbasaur July 4th, 2012 3:05 PM

Granted but you can't control the way it bends and it destroys your favourite cookie shop.

I wish Prison Break had another 4 seasons...

Hikamaru July 4th, 2012 9:58 PM

Granted, it now gets overrated.

I wish that Australian TV wasn't so weird...

NatureKeeper July 5th, 2012 2:29 AM

Granted, but the TV explodes.

I wish for wish that will not be corrupted.

Twilight-kun July 5th, 2012 5:30 AM

It gets corrupted anyway


I wish for a million wishes of the same wish

goldenyellowcrystal July 5th, 2012 6:07 AM

Granted, but the PC corrupts, and fills the first megabyte of your hard drive with A0's.

I wish for someone to reply here.
(Try to corrupt this!)

missingno000 July 5th, 2012 6:32 AM

Granted, but the reply is misfiled and ends up five centimetres to the left of here.

I wish I had a Saanaito for a girlfriend.

WillPowerPedro July 5th, 2012 1:29 PM

Granted, but she loves you so much that you hurt.

I wish people understood me.

Hikamaru July 5th, 2012 6:39 PM

Granted and now people start asking "are you friends with that genderbender Hikari?"

I wish that Porygon and its evolutions weren't cut from the anime...

WillPowerPedro July 6th, 2012 4:13 PM

Granted, but WillPowerPedro's bad rom-hack, Pokemon Digital, is revived and Nintendo plays it and actually adds a DIGITAL pokemon type in the future games and anime.

I wish I could hack my Wii.

U.Flame July 7th, 2012 1:54 AM

Granted, enjoy for you shall be arrested very soon.

I wish I had a Fluttershy plushie.

Hikamaru July 7th, 2012 2:05 AM

Granted but she's not yellow with a pink mane... instead she's white with a black mane.

I wish that all the ROM Hackers turned funny and started the trend of "Hikari taught me to laugh"...

The Noob Hacker July 7th, 2012 2:10 AM

Okay, now all the ROM Hackers think exactly the same way, each hack is no different from each other, the Pokemon ROM Hacking scene is erased completely, a great deal of this site's population leave. You're to blame, the world is now against you.

I want to assume direct control.

diab_low July 7th, 2012 7:27 AM

Declined, the world would go into turmoil.

I wish Pokemon was real.

ShinyUmbreon189 July 7th, 2012 8:00 AM

Granted, but then the government would do everything in their power to get ahold of the legendaries even if they gotta destroy the world to do it.

I wish the government wasn't so corrupt....

diab_low July 7th, 2012 8:05 AM

Declined, too bad the illuminati exist.

I wish i finished school (im on my last year)

ShinyUmbreon189 July 7th, 2012 8:08 AM

Granted, then you'll find out that if you go to the college I went to then they will srew you over 2 semesters in a row.

The Noob Hacker July 7th, 2012 1:11 PM

You made no wish, therefore I simply burnt your house down.

I wish I could blend seamlessly into a crowd just by sitting on a bench.

Arenax Seventhian July 7th, 2012 11:58 PM

Granted, but then in order to blend in, you have to take your clothes off to be completly invisible.....you can guess what happenes after you de-cloak ;)

I wish....I could save my favorite President from being assassinated.....

Hikamaru July 8th, 2012 12:02 AM

Granted but Hikari locks him in jail.

I wish that all the Pokemon could pose together for a photo...

Arenax Seventhian July 8th, 2012 12:05 AM

Only to have it photoshopped on a computer so all the heads are replaced with Nigel thornberry's xD

I wish I could have Lucario stuff all over my house.....

diab_low July 8th, 2012 12:10 AM

Granted, but some other Lucario fan steals them.

I wish i owned Auto Style.

Hikamaru July 8th, 2012 12:18 AM

Granted and now people laugh at you for liking Lucario.

I wish that Fishermen stopped having Magikarp-only teams...

Arenax Seventhian July 8th, 2012 12:22 AM

Granted, but THEN they use Gardoses using Dragn rage and Hyper Beam.

I wish wargames would stop having the USA fight China and Russia....

diab_low July 8th, 2012 12:31 AM

Granted, they now make them fighting themselves

I wish i had a Playstation Vita

TheFattestSnorlax July 8th, 2012 7:08 AM

Granted, but it's a bootleg!

I wish that my internet started working better. It sucks.

diab_low July 8th, 2012 7:11 AM

granted, but the power cuts out

i wish i had an emblem

TheFattestSnorlax July 8th, 2012 7:18 AM

Granted but we don't like it.

I wish that the forums get a new look.

diab_low July 8th, 2012 7:21 AM

Granted but its worse than the current one

i wish for a masterball x 999

Hikamaru July 8th, 2012 7:24 AM

Granted and then you steal all everyone's Pokemon you decide to join Team Rocket.

I wish that news shows stopped inserting random entertainment into them, they annoy me...

TheFattestSnorlax July 8th, 2012 7:28 AM

Granted but now they insert fake stuff like * is going to rule the world.

I wish that I can catch up with my posting.

* He who must not be named.

Hikamaru July 8th, 2012 7:32 AM

Granted and then you realize Hikari has achieved the coveted "PC Is My Life" emblem, which is only given to those who are on all the time.

I wish that people started actually finding me funny...

skyluigi2 July 8th, 2012 7:47 AM

Granted, but then no one takes you seriously anymore.

I wish it was sunny.

ShinyUmbreon189 July 8th, 2012 7:57 AM

Granted, but then it would cause a heat wave to fry everyone outside.

I wish i had my own theme song.

Arenax Seventhian July 8th, 2012 2:42 PM

Granted, but only you can hear it.

I wish I was a gray Lucario......

WillPowerPedro July 8th, 2012 4:55 PM

Granted, but since the world is not yet aware of "living" pokemon, scientist experiment on you.

I wish I made a jambox.

Arenax Seventhian July 8th, 2012 6:46 PM

Granted, but once finsiehd and you begin to use it, the jambox explodes without explaination.

I wish Listen to youtube wasn't locked down by youtube....

ShinyUmbreon189 July 8th, 2012 6:50 PM

Granted but it would give you a virus. I wish where I lived was big enough so I could street race.

Arenax Seventhian July 8th, 2012 7:01 PM

Granted, but then the place is barred with regulations, thus denying you the ability to street race.

I wish we could achieve far greater space travel so we could coloize worlds or planetoids simpliar to earth....

ShinyUmbreon189 July 8th, 2012 7:03 PM

Granted, then we would land on another world with life and they will come and destroy ours for us finding them because they were watching and waiting for us to come and find them.

I wish I could freestyle rap as good as I play guitar.

Arenax Seventhian July 8th, 2012 7:04 PM

Granted, but then someone else would rip off your music and not give you the credit becasue they have no balls.

I wish there was an explaination to why some trainers have hair bigger than their heads......

ShinyUmbreon189 July 8th, 2012 7:07 PM

Granted, then you go to prison for figuring out the secret if they find out.

I wish I knew how Pokemon like Wailord fits in a Pokeball.

Hikamaru July 8th, 2012 7:47 PM

Granted and now you discover that Wailord can't fit in the Poke Ball.

I wish all the female PCs of the main Pokemon games get their own anime...

Arenax Seventhian July 8th, 2012 11:11 PM

Granted, but then you will have butt hurt people and trolls having a field day complaining just to complain.

I wish I could mkae up my mind on what I want to type for a story....

TheFattestSnorlax July 9th, 2012 4:39 AM

Granted, you decided to not write a story at all.

I wish for a portal to the pokemon world.

WillPowerPedro July 9th, 2012 5:59 AM

Granted, but it you have to test with GLaDOS first.

I wish I had a piece of apple pie, straight outta the oven. Wait! A la mode...

TheFattestSnorlax July 9th, 2012 7:13 AM

Granted, but it's MINE!

I wish for world peace.

diab_low July 9th, 2012 7:28 AM

Declined, too bad the Illuminati exist

I wish the Illuminati didn't exist !

TheFattestSnorlax July 9th, 2012 12:07 PM

Granted but now the KKK are ruling the world.

I wish that doesn't happen...

Hikamaru July 10th, 2012 12:18 AM

Granted and now Hikari is getting backlash over her Wikileaks hate.

I wish that Tyler stopped tricking me...

diab_low July 10th, 2012 6:56 AM

granted but now he is bored

i wish tyler tricked Hikari again

TheFattestSnorlax July 10th, 2012 11:06 AM

Granted but this time Hikari rages and tries to drive Tyler out of PC.

I wish for no corruptions on my later wishes!

WillPowerPedro July 10th, 2012 2:50 PM

Well, sucks for you, SIR.

I wish I could corrupt the wish above.

ShinyUmbreon189 July 10th, 2012 2:55 PM

Granted, but then you wake up his raging Snorlax.

I wish Illinois followed the "equal opportunites" rule for jobs.

WillPowerPedro July 10th, 2012 3:18 PM

Granted, but they are so fair, it ends up being just as bad as it was the first time. D:

I wish you could corrupt this wish. Thats my wish.

ShinyUmbreon189 July 10th, 2012 4:34 PM

Granted, no im just joking im not gonna be the one to make your wish come true

I wish Skitty would die cuz I hate cats.

Granted, no im just joking im not gonna be the one to make your wish come true

I wish Skitty would die cuz I hate cats.

WillPowerPedro July 10th, 2012 5:29 PM

Granted, but since you hate cat pokemon and just cats as well... POOF. You just made millions cry. THANKS ALOT JERK.

I wish I could remake the beat to Rhinestone Eyes without sampling in any size, shape, or form.

TheFattestSnorlax July 11th, 2012 5:24 AM

Granted...?

I wish I could fly.

Hikamaru July 11th, 2012 5:29 AM

Granted but then you are so heavy you can't.

I wish that people stopped asking about my quirky avatar/signature choices...

TheFattestSnorlax July 11th, 2012 5:32 AM

OBJECTION!!!!

My wish for no corruptions on my later wishes has GONE INTO EFFECT! This wish IS NOT CORRUPTED.

^ Granted, but now they start asking about your personalities.

I wish that everybody knew that my wishes can't get corrupted.

diab_low July 11th, 2012 6:14 AM

Granted but they try to corrupt them any way

I wish I had more time to spend at PC

TheFattestSnorlax July 11th, 2012 3:13 PM

Granted, but you have more time to spend on other websites too.

I wish for something unique...

ShinyUmbreon189 July 11th, 2012 3:16 PM

Granted, but then you find out it's deadly.

I wish I still had my 360 and live.

WillPowerPedro July 11th, 2012 3:18 PM

Granted, but suddenly you want a PS3 after all you went through to get it. You wasted voice in your voice box...

I wish could visit the Plastic Beach... Man I am such a fanboy.

ShinyUmbreon189 July 11th, 2012 3:21 PM

Granted, but on the way your plane explodes because the Gangster Pikachu was hiding on the plane.

I wish I could get a job in this economy.

supersamurott521 July 11th, 2012 3:26 PM

Granted, but your brain becomes overloaded with knowledge and explodes

I wish i had brain

TheFattestSnorlax July 11th, 2012 3:26 PM

Granted, but it's so big your head feels numb.

I wish for something to think of wishing of.

WillPowerPedro July 11th, 2012 3:28 PM

Granted, but the inspiration is too much, causing you to exploded.

I wish for A MILLION WISHES!

ShinyUmbreon189 July 11th, 2012 3:28 PM

Granted but then you lose track and everything is taken away.

I wish crackhead's didn't exist.

Skitty1 July 11th, 2012 3:30 PM

Then the crackhead's were replaced with Nazi Zombies and Hippies.

I wish had a real pet Pokemon.

WillPowerPedro July 11th, 2012 3:31 PM

Granted, but some kid who thinks he is Ash trys to "catch" it and kinda kills it.

I wish to not get amnesia.

TheFattestSnorlax July 11th, 2012 3:31 PM

Granted but now you have more headaches.

@WillPowerPedro OBJECTION! Haven't I told everybody that I have NO CORRUPTIONS ON MY LATER WISHES? God everyone's dumb.

I wish this message was carried out in the OT.

ShinyUmbreon189 July 11th, 2012 3:50 PM

@WillPowerPedro, hahaha that's pretty funny. Ash would kill it because he's an idiot! I'm sorry but you did get amnesia.

Granted but then you find out the message doesn't go through.

I wish methhead's didin't exist.

diab_low July 12th, 2012 6:33 AM

Granted but now potheads have grown.

I wish I wasn't so lonely.

Skitty1 July 12th, 2012 6:37 AM

^You grow a second head that talks but it has the brain and face of Sarah Palin it can talk and everything else the real thing could do...

I wish fruit could talk...

diab_low July 12th, 2012 6:42 AM

Granted but they are not as funny as the annoying orange.

I wish I didn't have to do exams.

The Noob Hacker July 13th, 2012 11:11 AM

You got expelled. No exams for you.

I wish I could afford oil-based paint.

ShinyUmbreon189 July 13th, 2012 11:40 AM

granted, but it's actually toxic waste and melts everything it touches.

I wish for 2 wishes.

Hikamaru July 14th, 2012 6:06 AM

Granted but Hikari uses one for herself and wishes for unlimited Master Balls and Rare Candy.

I wish that so many users stopped throwing Assange in my face...

diab_low July 14th, 2012 6:23 AM

Denied people would be bored.

I wish more people gave Hikari Assange pictures as presents.

Hikamaru July 14th, 2012 6:31 AM

Denied. She is sooooooo mad...

I wish people stopped being schoolyard bullies...

diab_low July 14th, 2012 6:39 AM

granted now there are workplace bullies.

I wish I had a girlfriend like Alisa. :(

Hikamaru July 14th, 2012 5:47 PM

Granted, she is your girlfriend.

I wish that Cheren becomes the new Unova Bishie...

TheFattestSnorlax July 15th, 2012 5:52 AM

Granted but Akruroma disapproves.

I wish that I didn't forget to go on here until the last minute...

diab_low July 15th, 2012 5:59 AM

Granted but know you get bags under your eyes for not sleeping to stay on PC.

I wish I had more people Follow me on Twitter: diab_low

Hikamaru July 15th, 2012 6:06 AM

Granted cos people hear you follow Hikari10's Twitter address: Hikari10Girl

I wish that Facebook gets better features...

diab_low July 15th, 2012 6:17 AM

granted, but it requires you to pay for those features (u gotta bookface)

I wish bookface didn't exist.

The Noob Hacker July 15th, 2012 11:36 AM

Since Bookface never existed, Myspace remained popular and became the exact same thing as Bookface.

I wish to fall down some stairs.


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