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Granted, it's now crashed and can't be played.
I wish my wish won't be corrupted. |
Granted, but your life is goes bust.
i wish i could eat more and never get fat. |
Granted, but you eventually get sick of food and die of hunger.
I wish I don't have to go to school so that I can use the computer all day. |
Granted, but the only website available is Tellytubbies.com
I wish to gain eternal wealth in knowledge |
Granted, but you burn in a cliche of comic book pride.
I wish, i wish, i wish i has a fish. |
granted,but it disappeared.
i wish that pkmn mystery dungeon had all the regions! |
Granted. Now you and your Pokemon buddies can explore the mystical regions of the Americas, Europe, Asia, Africa, and Australia. If you're enough of a hardcore gamer, you might be able to reach level red the hidden continent of ANTARCTICA, the mystical continent covered in a constant cold.
I wish for 99 bottles of soda pop to be on the wall in front of me. |
Granted. you are then forced to drink all 99 of the ten-year old, horribly stale & tasting sodas which make you rush to the bathroom afterwards.
I wish for the cup to be half full rather than empty |
Granted, but I filled all the cups in your house... And added some... everywhere. And you have to knock them all over. >:D
I wish that MMORPG add would go away. |
granted it takes a long car trip away, a plane trip further away, and a rocket to the moon and at the same time causing great amounts of carbon dioxide to be released and add to global warming
I wish for a knock on my door |
granted; Cherry door knocking!
I wis for a psell checker on this goddanm laptop! |
Granted, but it is not in English.
I wish for pokemon to be real. |
Granted, but Poke balls won't be invented until you pass away.
I wish I could do uber tricks with a yo-yo. |
granted the yo-yo is made of pure evil and the uber tricks makes the entire world evil
I wish for ice skates |
You get the ice skates, but only after selling your soul to the devil. Now he has come to take his payment!
I wish that I could freeze and unfreeze time without being effected by it myself and not aging while time is frozen. |
Granted, but you create a time paradox with yourself, and your other selves kill you.
I wish that this damned pimple on my chin would just disappear. |
granted, it disappears from your chin and reappears on your ass
i wish to not be arrested for saying ass |
Granted, but if i catch you again...
i wish the mac would stop freezing! |
Granted. However, now it's running Windows Vista (Yes it's a bad thing; if you're using Vista, then you should know).
I wish I could wear a scarf all the time and not look stupid. |
Granted, but while you're driving in a convertible, it gets caught in the wheel and your head pops right off.
I wish I didn't make any wishes. |
Granted, but you just made a wish
I wish that i had over 9000 paper clips |
Granted. However, as a trade-off, you'll be unable to use any over 9000 jokes with them.
I wish that the balls weren't inert. |
Granted, and nothing bad happens.
... Oh, except they come flying across the room and hit you in the face. I wish I had a job already. |
Granted, but you are a binman. Ah, not like you think, you are payed one fifth of the Minimum Wage to be a man shaped bin.
i wish it could never stop snowing, never be cold. never melt and never get snowed in. |
Granted. It's the equivalent of dandruff that's falling from the sky.
I wish that my voice didn't hurt right now. |
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