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Granted you own San Marino, a little country somewhere in Italy that no one cares about O.O
I wish for google. |
Wish granted, but it was mistyped when granted, you get a goggle, half of a pair of goggles.
Wishes for a time machine. |
Granted here's the book. Knock yourself out.
I wish for free cable O.O |
Granted. Here is your free Audio/Video connection cable.
I wish I had some water. |
Granted, but it come with free dirt stirred in.
I wish I was an Oscarmeyer Wiener. |
Granted. Everyone knows what's in those things, so I don't think I have to explain myself. (But they're still freaking delicious.)
I wish I could run around in tights and colored undies. |
Granted but your embarrassed as everyone calls you rainbow underwear person guy
i wish i lived in the world of star wars. |
Granted. But you'll need to buy hugely expensive glasses so your eyes don't burn...
I wish for a cookie :3 |
Granted but it is a out of date one.
I wish to be not tierd. |
Granted, but then You keep conversating with me, and you get tired again. xD
I wish to rise above the crowd... |
Granted. You will never be able to buy good gifts when Christmas shopping again because you'll never be able to get through the door let alone get what you need since you are so high above the crowds. Also, Halloween will be very awkward.
I wish that I could go to White Castle. |
Granted. Unfortunately, it turns out that its actually green. And you hate green, for some reason.
I wish for the Sims 3! |
Yeah, but your computer makes the character come to life and kill you.
I wish for an amazing Pokemon game. |
Granted. It's called "Pokemon Trozei". PLAY IT!!!
I wish that my room wasn't entirely green since for some reason, I hate green at the moment. XD |
It turns out that the painter you hired to paint it a different colour is a serial rapist that just escaped from a lunatic asylum.
I wish that I was God. |
Granted, but you're the god of a dead religion, like Zeus.
I wish for enough money to buy my step-brother Pokemon Platinum. |
Granted you use your step-brother's life insurance to buy the game for him. Too bad he's dead >.<
I wish for tears. |
Granted. To get them, I slap you in the face, then throw puppies into blenders while you watch. We get plenty of tears :P
I wish fo a Quick reply! |
Yar wish has been granted, young sir, however, due to the quickness of the post, you have broken every grammatical law in this world.
I hope ya're happy. I wish for a donkey! |
Granted. Another name for a Donkey is the same name as your but XD There's your Donkey XD.
I wish for a clever play on words! |
CLEVERPLAY
WORDS I wish for Pokemon to be real. |
Granted. The "People for the Ethical Treatment of Pokemon" (PETP) have successfully passed a bill that prevents the capturing or taming of Pokemon though.
I wish for sea kittens. |
-looks around- I love my donkey! :D
-shot- Granted, but they eventually ate all your fishes. I wish for a faster internet. |
Granted but its so fast and good that the internet destroys your computer
I wish I had a tail |
Granted. It's about the same size as one of those potato chip fries, so nobody can really notice it.
I wish that Ketchup flavored potato chips were more common. |
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