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Granted, but they are always sold out.
I wish for 1000 cheetahs |
ok....but the 1000 cheetas eat you alive!!!
i wish for over 9000 longcats |
Granted, but it was interperated as 9000 polecats, enjoy your new skunks.
I wish I had a Pirate Hat on. |
ok....but then the east india company arrests you for piracy.....and sends you to the gallows......
i wish for pudding |
Granted. its so tasty that after you eat it, you get incredibly depressed because you will never eat it again.
I wish for a beard! |
Granted. However, it's still attached to Chuck Norris's Face. Good luck getting it.
I wish for creativity. |
congrats, your creative...and dangerous muahaha
i wish for a greener lawn |
Granted. It was painted green, but it all decomposes due to lack of sunlight.
I wish for an implosion |
Granted, but instead of an implosion I give you an explosion. BOOM!
I wish for uno, dos, and tres. |
Granted. You get Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres. They all band together to kill you.
I wish for a super-power |
Granted. You have the suicide superpower.
I wish for an infinite supply of perfect cookies that are not poisoned and will not be stolen, and no-one will be jealous. |
Granted, but there isn't any milk.
I wish for faster, more agile fingers. |
Granted. They're so fast that they fall off when you're typing.
I wish for what I previously wished for with milk that is also an infinite supply and not poisoned. And perfect in every way. |
Granted...But it's rat's milk. :<
I wish for a better past. =P |
Granted. The last five minutes were instantly better, but you can't remember what you did.
I wish for Cream and Cheese :P. |
granted. You get cream cheese.......but NO CRACKERS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wish for bread! |
Granted, but I toast it so you get toast instead O.O I burned it so it's burnt :P.
I wish for burnt toast O.O |
Granted. You have to eat it. It tastes horrible.
I wish for a recycling bin. |
Granted. It can only recycle YOU!
I wish fortune and happiness to the next poster. |
Granted, but you get the opposite instead. XD
I wish for the next poster to be nice. =P |
Granted, but its opposite day XD
I wish for a world without work. |
Granted, but its for everyone but you.
I wish for more Boktai Games. |
Granted, however, there are none for you to play.
I wish for poetry! |
Granted, but it sucks.
I wish for my writer's block to disappear. |
Granted. The block that allows you to write is gone.
I wish for sashimi. |
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