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jigglyppuff8 April 5th, 2009 6:15 PM

Granted. It happens like those Christmas specials you see on TV where they relive the same day over and over but only the one who wished to relive it remembers the events that happened and everyone else forgets.

I wish for my spring break to be a day longer. 3 days starting from Wednesday is not enough.

HoneyBubbles April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM

Granted, but you're summer break wil be shorter. (Aw, your spring break is short! Dx)

I wish my dog would play fetch with me.

Barney. April 6th, 2009 4:38 AM

Granted, Grab a stick ~

~ I wish I had some cheese and wine.

WriteThemWrong April 6th, 2009 8:42 AM

granted but your cheese falls into the wine and the chemicals react and the next thing you know KABOOOM!

i wish to keep it real

jigglyppuff8 April 6th, 2009 11:55 AM

Granted. If you've ever watched Dave Chappelle's "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong" sketches, then you'll know how this will be corrupted.

I wish for a paintbrush.

Mitchman April 6th, 2009 11:59 AM

You got a paintbrush but no paint! HA!
I wish for a cow that produces the best milk ever.

GardevoirsLover April 6th, 2009 3:56 PM

Granted, but when you make cheese, the cheese is a lie(Damn portal joke!).

I wish for a prinny.

Nnoitra Jiruga April 6th, 2009 4:08 PM

Granted, but when I throw it at you it explodes D :

I wish for a pet hawk. : 3

GardevoirsLover April 6th, 2009 4:27 PM

Granted, but it pecks your eyes out.

I wish I had a drawing tablet.

jigglyppuff8 April 6th, 2009 4:31 PM

Granted. It requires 50 AA batteries to run for an hour.

I wish for determination.

GardevoirsLover April 6th, 2009 4:37 PM

Granted, but then you can't determine life or death.

I wish for 500000000000 AA batteries for my tablet.

jigglyppuff8 April 6th, 2009 4:40 PM

Granted. The government wonders what you could be doing/plotting with all those batteries and you are arrested and interrogated by the CIA for suspicion that you may be plotting a threat.

I wish there was a seed.

WriteThemWrong April 6th, 2009 4:42 PM

granted but you put all of them in at the same time and it over loads. nice going

i wish to be a butt doctor

GardevoirsLover April 6th, 2009 4:47 PM

Granted, but you start to get brain damage for various reasons.

I wish I wasn't bored...

jigglyppuff8 April 6th, 2009 4:51 PM

Granted. Now, from now on, instead of being bored, you'll be asleep. Good luck surviving school since your head will be bitten off every 5 minutes since your asleep.

I wish for an ANGELTYPE/Gift Touhou plush.

Necrolium April 11th, 2009 5:49 PM

Granted but it comes to life and kills you like chuckie.

I wish to have all of the knowledge in the world.

ShadowLeader April 11th, 2009 6:04 PM

granted....but u become suddenly overwhelmed with the pain of knowing things that u dont want to know and jump out of a plane.
i wish i could bench 1000 lbs

Necrolium April 11th, 2009 7:04 PM

Granted, but then you become overlycocky and try to press 2000 lbs and it falls on you and you choke to death.

I wish I could fly.

OokamiShipper April 11th, 2009 7:07 PM

Granted, but...huh...you...can't get the hang of it and fall down 200 feet from the sky. ^^;

I wish for...a glass of water..

ShadowLeader April 11th, 2009 7:14 PM

u dont get it hahaha
i wish i had a dollar

jigglyppuff8 April 11th, 2009 10:26 PM

Granted. Here's you buck. http://archives.bulbagarden.net/w/upload/9/94/Pok%C3%A9buck_sign.gif1.

I wish for questions to be less opinionated.

Snow Phoenix April 12th, 2009 2:10 PM

Granted. They are now all fact based and are without a purpose because in asking the question the awnser is realized.

I wish for Username puns!

dream's-epilogue April 12th, 2009 2:21 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, as every username must contain a pun, the pool of availiable puns runs out, and no new members can come up with new puns. Pretty soon, forums are flooded with repeats of "Poke-man" and Pika-you". It becomes impossible to distinguish spammers from real members, and in an act of pure desperation, every single member is permanently banned, and the forum closes forever. (Now I'm out of breath.)

I wish I had a pet Raichu who plays Smash Brothers with me.

jigglyppuff8 April 12th, 2009 2:29 PM

Granted. Raichu have no thumbs and are known to be aggressive. Have fun~

I wish for fresh orange juice.

Snow Phoenix April 12th, 2009 2:32 PM

Granted, but the juice is without any sugar and so is too bland for your liking :3

I wish people would stop commenting on how my Username is redundant >.>...


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