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Comic Tragedy May 6th, 2009 11:53 AM

Granted. Your strange obsession for the band shown through in every PC game ten fold after the concert. Every member plotted your murder in harmony...It...Was....Beautiful, you didn't even see it coming. HEADSHOT.

I wish I hadn't killed the poster above me.

XXXBurningStarIV May 6th, 2009 11:56 AM

Granted. But you were the one murdered instead. HEADSHOT.

I wish I didn't have to go potty anymore. =[

Comic Tragedy May 6th, 2009 11:57 AM

Granted. You bladder exploded in a smelly mess.

I wish I hadn't posted here.

Zanny77 May 6th, 2009 11:57 AM

Granted, but instead, you posted to join the Hannah Montana fan club.


I wish I hadn't been killed.

Lightning Storm May 6th, 2009 11:58 AM

Granted. Instead, you get horribly maimed and become a quadruple amputee. You spend the rest of your days in horrible pain, unable to move.

I wish I hadn't submitted my post without wishing for something first! O.o

Zanny77 May 6th, 2009 12:43 PM

Granted, but you wished to have a wish.

I wish people weren't so mean to me in this thread. T-T

ShadowLeader May 6th, 2009 12:45 PM

Granted but then you DIE!!

I wish I was taller

Zanny77 May 6th, 2009 12:51 PM

Granted, but your so tall, your head goes beyond Earth's atmosphere and your head IMPLODES.

I wish people didn't reply to wishes so violently.

jigglyppuff8 May 6th, 2009 12:55 PM

Granted. However, you get sent to the Shadow Realm.

I wish that I knew what I wanted to do right now.

Zanny77 May 6th, 2009 12:58 PM

Granted, but what you want to do is dance and sing to Hannah Montana in a ballerina outfit.

I wish I had $6,305,478,902.35 and 1/2
(That's a lot of dollars and 35 and a half cents)

DarthWaffles May 7th, 2009 2:43 AM

Granted but then you find out theres no way to give that amount of money, so you get nothing.

I wish that this wish will be granted.

Charliezard May 7th, 2009 2:46 AM

Granted, but I feel ripped off forever D:

I wish I was a Yugioh card.

Zanny77 May 7th, 2009 5:01 AM

Granted, but you turn into one of those nasty buggers with the man-thongs. *shudder*

I wish all of my work was done so I could go do some community service.

jigglyppuff8 May 7th, 2009 11:44 AM

Granted. Your community service is cleaning out public restrooms and those ones that are outdoors. I don't really see how this is a corruption, but...

I wish for more No. 2 Pencils.

Alexithymia~ May 7th, 2009 11:47 AM

Granted but they turn on you and go for your eyes. Also, you can only write the word 'shizzle'.
I wish I had a bowl of popcorn.

Zanny77 May 7th, 2009 1:52 PM

Granted, but it got soggy before you could microwave it, so it never popped.

I ish I could have an image for all my monotype challenges instead of 3 separate things.

zerwey May 7th, 2009 2:04 PM

Granted, but then everything looks completely messed up.

I wish I could explode.

Zanny77 May 7th, 2009 2:06 PM

Granted, but something happens and instead you just implode.

I wish I could shoop my whoop.

zerwey May 7th, 2009 2:07 PM

Granted, but then a Sharpedo eats you.

I wish I could eat some hot chicken wings.

Zanny77 May 7th, 2009 2:08 PM

Granted, but they are so hot you SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST.

I wish it wasn't just you and I posting on Other Tricia, zerwey.

zerwey May 7th, 2009 2:10 PM

Granted. But your internet mysteriously dies after your last post to the third person and then it becomes just me and someone else.

I wish Pokemon actually existed.

Zanny77 May 7th, 2009 2:23 PM

Granted, but you walk outside, say "Ah! What a beautiful morning in Pokemon world!" ad are promptly squished by a Tyranitar.

I wish I had a jet pack.

zerwey May 7th, 2009 2:25 PM

Granted, but the jet pack explodes and you die.

I wish I wuz a mod.

Zanny77 May 7th, 2009 2:27 PM

Granted, but you squish every attempt for people to post in "Don't Let the Mod Say 0!" and angry members go to your house and kill you.

I wish I was a mod. XD

zerwey May 7th, 2009 2:28 PM

Granted, then Rukario takes away your position and gives it to zerwey, because zerwey is more uber than you.

I wish I was a mod.


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