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Granted. Your strange obsession for the band shown through in every PC game ten fold after the concert. Every member plotted your murder in harmony...It...Was....Beautiful, you didn't even see it coming. HEADSHOT.
I wish I hadn't killed the poster above me. |
Granted. But you were the one murdered instead. HEADSHOT.
I wish I didn't have to go potty anymore. =[ |
Granted. You bladder exploded in a smelly mess.
I wish I hadn't posted here. |
Granted, but instead, you posted to join the Hannah Montana fan club.
I wish I hadn't been killed. |
Granted. Instead, you get horribly maimed and become a quadruple amputee. You spend the rest of your days in horrible pain, unable to move.
I wish I hadn't submitted my post without wishing for something first! O.o |
Granted, but you wished to have a wish.
I wish people weren't so mean to me in this thread. T-T |
Granted but then you DIE!!
I wish I was taller |
Granted, but your so tall, your head goes beyond Earth's atmosphere and your head IMPLODES.
I wish people didn't reply to wishes so violently. |
Granted. However, you get sent to the Shadow Realm.
I wish that I knew what I wanted to do right now. |
Granted, but what you want to do is dance and sing to Hannah Montana in a ballerina outfit.
I wish I had $6,305,478,902.35 and 1/2 (That's a lot of dollars and 35 and a half cents) |
Granted but then you find out theres no way to give that amount of money, so you get nothing.
I wish that this wish will be granted. |
Granted, but I feel ripped off forever D:
I wish I was a Yugioh card. |
Granted, but you turn into one of those nasty buggers with the man-thongs. *shudder*
I wish all of my work was done so I could go do some community service. |
Granted. Your community service is cleaning out public restrooms and those ones that are outdoors. I don't really see how this is a corruption, but...
I wish for more No. 2 Pencils. |
Granted but they turn on you and go for your eyes. Also, you can only write the word 'shizzle'.
I wish I had a bowl of popcorn. |
Granted, but it got soggy before you could microwave it, so it never popped.
I ish I could have an image for all my monotype challenges instead of 3 separate things. |
Granted, but then everything looks completely messed up.
I wish I could explode. |
Granted, but something happens and instead you just implode.
I wish I could shoop my whoop. |
Granted, but then a Sharpedo eats you.
I wish I could eat some hot chicken wings. |
Granted, but they are so hot you SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST.
I wish it wasn't just you and I posting on Other Tricia, zerwey. |
Granted. But your internet mysteriously dies after your last post to the third person and then it becomes just me and someone else.
I wish Pokemon actually existed. |
Granted, but you walk outside, say "Ah! What a beautiful morning in Pokemon world!" ad are promptly squished by a Tyranitar.
I wish I had a jet pack. |
Granted, but the jet pack explodes and you die.
I wish I wuz a mod. |
Granted, but you squish every attempt for people to post in "Don't Let the Mod Say 0!" and angry members go to your house and kill you.
I wish I was a mod. XD |
Granted, then Rukario takes away your position and gives it to zerwey, because zerwey is more uber than you.
I wish I was a mod. |
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