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Granted. Instead, those wishes will now be taken out of context.
I wish I had the Special Ability to Excite the Audience. |
granted but you lose it 3 minutes before you perform and when they are throwing rotten fruit the fruit gives off a highly deadly gas and you die passout
i wish i was king of the ocean |
Granted, but you can't swim or breathe underwater.
I wish I was a magic,giant,invincible dragon named flippy. |
Granted but you cant eat so you passout.
I wish I was God. |
Granted, but nobody listens to you.
I wish that I could go to Okinawa |
when you arrived a nuculear bomb was dropped on the city.
I wish i could be a pro tennis player |
Granted, but at your first match you hit yourself with the racket on the head and get a concussion and get to never play tennis again.
I wish I could fly =) |
granted, but you are allergic to air.
I wish I had a magic parakeet namd bobo who obeys my every command. |
Granted. Like this game, it twists your words against you.
I wish that my internet wasn't being slow. |
Granted, but your computor can't handle it and explodes.
I wish that the meaning of life wasn't 42. |
Granted, but not knowing the secret of life leads up to your head exploding.
I wish I had some soda right now. |
Granted, but a random pink three-headed penguin comes and drinks it.
I wish I wasn't bored. |
granted, but during none bored time you overexert your self and have a heart attack.
i wish i had a properly functioning computer |
Your computer begins to function properly as if by magic. However, now that your computer functions properly, it can be targetted by the mind control virus being sent out by your government.
I wish I had a stylish hat. |
Granted, but you end up with a Man-O-War on your head, as that is a stylish hat for some crazy people.
I wish this guy would actually BATTLE ME!!11!!!11!!one!! |
Granted. Turns out he hasn't even beaten the game yet. You win in 6 moves.
I wish I knew if updated Firefox is actually any faster or not. |
Granted. You try it out and it's so fast, you explode. And then a cucumber destroys your house. And the the Earth blows up (again).
I wish I didn't forget to just wish something. :\ |
GRANTED. but you remember all the horrible things in life and die of depression
I wish I had a pencil and paper |
Granted. Paper is black and pencil is mechanical and out of lead.
I WISH FOR SPEY TO BE STAFF ADMIN!!!!!!!! |
GRANTED but he bans you and gives you infrations
I wish the black paper was a different colour XD |
Granted, but now it's navy blue.
I wish that I had something to wish for. |
Granted, but that something turns to nothing and you are without anything
I wish two wrongs made a right |
denied, they make a left
I wish Mother 3 came out in America |
Granted, but it's a horrible engrish translation that makes Zero Wing look well translated.
I wish I had more cranberry juice. :3 |
granteed, but it's rotten
I wish people weren't so violent |
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