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jigglyppuff8 June 27th, 2009 1:06 PM

Granted. Instead, those wishes will now be taken out of context.

I wish I had the Special Ability to Excite the Audience.

Kyouya June 27th, 2009 2:58 PM

granted but you lose it 3 minutes before you perform and when they are throwing rotten fruit the fruit gives off a highly deadly gas and you die passout

i wish i was king of the ocean

Vyro June 27th, 2009 5:54 PM

Granted, but you can't swim or breathe underwater.

I wish I was a magic,giant,invincible dragon named flippy.

Skystrike June 27th, 2009 9:17 PM

Granted but you cant eat so you passout.
I wish I was God.

Missingno.7-4468 June 27th, 2009 10:13 PM

Granted, but nobody listens to you.

I wish that I could go to Okinawa

talesfan1 June 28th, 2009 10:32 AM

when you arrived a nuculear bomb was dropped on the city.

I wish i could be a pro tennis player

Ice Grimm June 28th, 2009 2:32 PM

Granted, but at your first match you hit yourself with the racket on the head and get a concussion and get to never play tennis again.

I wish I could fly =)

Vyro June 28th, 2009 3:22 PM

granted, but you are allergic to air.

I wish I had a magic parakeet namd bobo who obeys my every command.

jigglyppuff8 June 28th, 2009 3:30 PM

Granted. Like this game, it twists your words against you.

I wish that my internet wasn't being slow.

Missingno.7-4468 June 28th, 2009 3:35 PM

Granted, but your computor can't handle it and explodes.

I wish that the meaning of life wasn't 42.

ClassicRockFan June 28th, 2009 4:03 PM

Granted, but not knowing the secret of life leads up to your head exploding.

I wish I had some soda right now.

Neiko Star June 29th, 2009 6:22 AM

Granted, but a random pink three-headed penguin comes and drinks it.

I wish I wasn't bored.

talesfan1 June 29th, 2009 11:06 AM

granted, but during none bored time you overexert your self and have a heart attack.

i wish i had a properly functioning computer

The Bringer! June 30th, 2009 9:19 PM

Your computer begins to function properly as if by magic. However, now that your computer functions properly, it can be targetted by the mind control virus being sent out by your government.

I wish I had a stylish hat.

Zanny77 July 1st, 2009 9:05 AM

Granted, but you end up with a Man-O-War on your head, as that is a stylish hat for some crazy people.

I wish this guy would actually BATTLE ME!!11!!!11!!one!!

jigglyppuff8 July 1st, 2009 9:23 AM

Granted. Turns out he hasn't even beaten the game yet. You win in 6 moves.

I wish I knew if updated Firefox is actually any faster or not.

Zanny77 July 1st, 2009 9:24 AM

Granted. You try it out and it's so fast, you explode. And then a cucumber destroys your house. And the the Earth blows up (again).

I wish I didn't forget to just wish something. :\

The Darkest Gale July 1st, 2009 9:30 AM

GRANTED. but you remember all the horrible things in life and die of depression

I wish I had a pencil and paper

jigglyppuff8 July 1st, 2009 9:32 AM

Granted. Paper is black and pencil is mechanical and out of lead.

I WISH FOR SPEY TO BE STAFF ADMIN!!!!!!!!

The Darkest Gale July 1st, 2009 9:37 AM

GRANTED but he bans you and gives you infrations

I wish the black paper was a different colour XD

Missingno.7-4468 July 1st, 2009 10:19 AM

Granted, but now it's navy blue.

I wish that I had something to wish for.

Jake♫ July 1st, 2009 10:24 AM

Granted, but that something turns to nothing and you are without anything

I wish two wrongs made a right

Zero° July 2nd, 2009 8:34 AM

denied, they make a left
I wish Mother 3 came out in America

Zanny77 July 2nd, 2009 8:41 AM

Granted, but it's a horrible engrish translation that makes Zero Wing look well translated.

I wish I had more cranberry juice. :3

Zero° July 2nd, 2009 8:52 AM

granteed, but it's rotten

I wish people weren't so violent


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