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Because it puts on a beautiful mask over its hideous face...
Can you see what it really is? |
Yes, it's hate. XD
What's hate? |
To go to band camp.
Why am I a human? |
We're all humans because we have an affinity for disobedience. Concordantly, your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. :D
Now tell me, prove to me exactly why 2 plus 2 must equal 4? And please, don't say its becuase 2 + 2 = 4, I want to know your reason:P. Let me know if I'm hurting your brain yet. Hehe.. |
*According to Flak*
Because 4=2+2 Why don't 1+1=0? |
Because it violates the Law of conservation in matter. Matter is neither created nor destroyed. Therefor, 0 + 0 can never equal 1 ergo, 1 + 1 ≠0, lol.
Why do cats almost always land on their feet? |
Because erm... They've got nothing else to land on???
Is this even a question? |
Sure it is, especially if you don't know the answer to it.
Do you happen to have any asprin on you? |
Errmm.. No, but I got marijuana and crack.
Wanna buy some? >D |
yea, I wanna buy some. ( and Kairyu, It's the Law of Conservation OF Matter. Not that it matters. ha, get it? I like science too. :D)
How much? and do you have any rock cocaine? XD |
*Grabs some white rocks and calls it rock cocaine* uhh How does 25 cents per pound sound?
(Yeah my mind slipped a little when I typed that, sorry about the typo. "In" or "On" same smell ya know, lol.) I'm sure most have heard ths question before but it still gives me a good laugh. "If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?" Well? |
it's called a self-hostaging. ?_?
q. Do you believe in Santa Claus? |
Only in the movie called Elf :laugh: .
Hey do you know where the center of the internet is? |
On your head.
Why head? |
Cus your head has internet access ^_^
Where's my keyboard? |
In Earth.
Where's earth? |
2 light years away from the planet I'm on..
Wheres my egg's?? |
I ate them...(BURP!)
What else did I eat? |
Me!!!! Dang it! Stop eating me!!! xD
Can you help me? |
(Wow, I started eating CaRtOON since the 518 post of this thread. And now, I'm still at it!)
Anyways no. What happened? |
I poked you with a stick, then you attacked me O.o;;
Will you please let me go? ^^ |
Alllllright.
Right after I finished eating you. Why is my username Pokemaster10000 |
Cause you're a SUPERFREAK, SUPERFREAK, you're SUPERFREAKY!!!!!
When is American Idol in the past? |
Once everyone stops singing so terribly O.o;;
Why is Houston the worst singer? |
(Who's Houston?)
Anyway cause he/she eats poopoo 3 times a day! Why don't I now who Houston is? ~HORN! |
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