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Latias Fan November 21st, 2008 6:22 PM

Lets pretend for some reason you had a dead body , where would you hide it?
 
if i had a dead body , id feed it to the ferrets

HeavensNightSH November 21st, 2008 6:24 PM

Holy snap! What a thread/question! Well, quite simply, I'd soak it overnight in gasoline, and then burn it, and then take what I used to burnt the body, and dump it in a deep deep lake. Gotta be clear of evidence >=)

Her November 21st, 2008 6:37 PM

Bodybag in the Antartica ice holes.

Thrace November 21st, 2008 6:45 PM

Haha, awesome thread. I remember hearing about some guy that killed his wife(?), slathered her in peanut butter and left her in a forest for the animals to eat her. Unfortunately the animals didn't like that particular brand and he got caught.

I would remove all the teeth and fingerprints first then dump the body in the sea. I'd be too lazy to do anything more.

ANARCHit3cht November 21st, 2008 6:55 PM

Uh. Um.. Well, I would eat it. MMM you gotta love them dead ones. Yuck Gross, I would puke. Then the body would come back up. I would cut it into little pieces and then blend it up, put in drinks and throw a party. I would then hand out the drinks... and yeah.

Careful With That Axe, Pichu! November 21st, 2008 7:00 PM

I would rather hide myself.

Tyrantrum November 21st, 2008 7:58 PM

I find this disturbing, but also funny, because of other's opinions of getting rid of a dead body! XD

I would burn it. :>
Get rid of all evidence. Just burn the body to ashes, and separate them EVERYWHERE!
Like, on the ground, in a fireplace(may think as log ash! XD), in a pond/river/lake/ocean! XD

Likewise November 21st, 2008 8:01 PM

I would feed it to my pet hamster!
HE IS FEROCIOUS!

Aurafire November 21st, 2008 8:08 PM

Umm...hmm...I'm not sure. If I were near a large body of water I'd probably throw it in with some weights attached to it. If not, leave it in a rally remote place and burn it. But really...if you have a dead body with you, chances are someone is going to find out about it =P

Dratii November 21st, 2008 8:32 PM

I would cut it up, then put the pieces into cement, and use the cement to build a wall.

RaikaCastillo November 21st, 2008 8:44 PM

A dead body,eh?

Hmmmmmm..........let's just say I'd rent a woodchipper >:D

Ho-Oh November 21st, 2008 9:01 PM

Good indication for needing psychiatric help.

I'd hide it under my bed.

Zet November 21st, 2008 9:10 PM

I'd put it in a trash compactor at the dump

ErickaVolt November 21st, 2008 9:22 PM

I would bury it in the backyard at my house.

Charizard EX November 21st, 2008 9:34 PM

Just put it somewhere when no one's watching, not close to your house. Why? Maybe you are a sinister criminal who has murdered somebody and asking for suggestion where would you hide it? muHAHAHAHAHA *cough* *cough*

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ November 21st, 2008 9:39 PM

Inside one of those plastic bins you get at Wal-Mart... until I sneak a large quantity of sulfuric acid from the chemistry lab. Then, over some holiday when everyone else has left for home, I dump the acid on the body to destroy the evidence and return to my living unit as if nothing happened.

Paint Me Pretty November 22nd, 2008 1:24 AM

XD.

I would stuff it up in a container, or just throw it in the sea. :>

Mitchman November 22nd, 2008 1:27 AM

burn it hid any evidence burn destroy and lose all clues and live along my life! Very disturbing to talk about btw.

HeavensNightSH November 22nd, 2008 1:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forever (Post 4137875)
Good indication for needing psychiatric help.

I'd hide it under my bed.

Oh gosh, that would end up reeking so bad! May I suggest someone elses bed? =P

Vkazuic November 22nd, 2008 3:00 AM

I'd hide it in someone else's backyard and they'd get the blame.. Even though.. I would never do such a thing as to kill someone..

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Azonic November 22nd, 2008 4:35 AM

I'd hide it in Derrick's closet and wait for the cops to come.

Mitchman November 22nd, 2008 4:59 AM

Xd nice kayashi. I would seriously though take the body and make mince meat pies at christmas. As sweeny todd mentioned doctors taste the best!

8th Wonder™ November 22nd, 2008 5:05 AM

I'd dump it in a big trash can... well I can't bury it...

THIRTY-SIX November 22nd, 2008 5:51 AM

Strip the meat off the bones and sell it to a restaurant or a foods place. Donate the skeleton to the science department in my high school.

Or just visit a pig farm.

Renneh November 22nd, 2008 6:04 AM

I hope I'll never land up with a dead body on my hands.

I'd probably take it to a graveyard...dig up someone else's grave and just put in with that body... they'll never have a reason to really dig up a grave, would they? so it would be a good hiding place.

Ermm and somehow make it look like the earth hadn't been messed with.


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