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The Bad Advice Game
Here's a game where you post up a problem you have. Then the replier thinks of the most horrible advice imaginable and gives it to you, than posts up a problem he/she has.
Example: 1: I'm very stressed. 2: Try heroin. I have horrid grades. 3: Drop out. I have Cancer. etc etc etc. Let's do this, cuz it's funny and we all like ruining each other's life lol Problem: I have no life. |
Listen to Metallica. Ooohh....
My monitor is about to eat me. |
Tell it you taste horrible.
I lost my marbles. |
Try looking when you go in the restroom.
I can't find the toilet paper! |
Use poison ivy.
I found a bar of soap. |
It's tastes delicious if you boil it.
FInals are today |
Sleep through them, you'll feel much better in the morning...
I have a Splitting headache. |
So split your head open to make it really split.
I totally got my self a date. |
Use it with some flour and eggs to make a date pudding.
I won $100. |
Give it to Bill Gates.
I need $60 quick. |
fake your death by jumping of a cliff.
I want pizza! |
Jump off the Tower of Pisa while sleeping.
I'm taking a shower in mud water. |
Add some itching powder to that mud
I dont want to fall over |
Take really small steps so you don't!
I want to eat a pie. |
get the pie at the bottom of the cliff!
I want a Pepperoni Pizza. |
Don't... get one?
Tesco haven't been stocking their own-brand Peanut Butter. |
Get Sainsburys.
I'm ice cold. |
Jump of a cliff into a vat of ice.
I want 2 Pizzas. |
Slam them in your face.
There is nothing to eat in my house. |
your neighbor's not home, go raid it
Some people think I'm a racist. |
Suicide.
Why not commit suicide? (lol) |
It's bad, do some drugs! :D
What should I do to my stuffed-up nose? D: |
Rip it off and donate it to Michael Jackson.
How should I dispose of my brother? |
Throw him off a cliff.
I want a rectangle Pizza. |
Gtfo out to China.
How to properly stfu? |
Staple your teeth.
I wanna find a file. |
go to a pedofile? :D
/lameee XD lol How shall I tell nica of my undieing love for her..? |
Spray deodorant on yourself at close distance and engrave her initials into your skin.
How should I profess my undying love for Nica to her? But just kidding, because Jess is better. |
Play a strip Unreal Tournament, where if you get a headshot, you have to 'take it off'.
How do I play Unreal Tournament? |
Throw a peeled lemon in your face. That's it...
I can't find a lemon. |
Jump of that cliff. You'll land in a lemon tree.
I can't find any pizza! |
Go to the salad bar.
I don't know what song to write. |
Write on an orange.
What do I do now? |
Call your mother...
What happens now, since I have two gfs? |
Get another one.
I don't like taking showers. :D |
Damn, you stink. XD Spray deo on you every min. Use AXE.
Whats gonna happen if I beat Kakashi Hataki in an chakra staredown? Lv.6 Sharingan vs. my Lv.7 DarkLight Sharingan? |
if you win rub in his face really bad
i have an addiction to guitar hero.. |
Play HALO (Jeff Dunham the puppet guy)
What do I do if a bugluar has my gf? (lets try dawn from the anime. :)) |
i don't know? jump out a window see if that does anything( no seriously i dont get the question)
in leaf green i caught mewtwo and suicune now what do i do |
Release them and Arceus will come to you!
My diamond game never has the Beldum Outbreak. Can I make it happen w/o AR, GS, or corrupting my game? |
Go to the Spear Pillar and ask Arceus. Duh.
TwilightBlade is suicidal. |
Aren't you going to stop her?
Edit-I want to freefall but i cant fly... |
Use a Butterfree?
Well, I have braces. |
Go try to be pretty!(just joking some girls with braces are pretty either way)
I want to raise mah rep. |
Post at PC.
I wanna know about... things. |
Sleep with the book that tells you about things under your pillow. THe info should go right to your head.
I want another rep bar, how do I get people to add reputation because of my brilliant posts? |
Don't post at all so you never say anything bad.
I want the holidays to go forever! |
Go ask the government to change the calendar. I reccomend going to a top secret area, preferably with federal dogs accustomed to the taste of human flesh.
How can I get a vacation to Italy? |
Go to Chicago and steal money from the people who try to sell you free newspapers.
I have a third degree burn. |
Set it on fire.
I can see a spider... what do I do? |
Gouge out your eyes so you can't see it anymore!
I have a tumor.. |
Try scratching it off using a penknife.
I am really bored =.= |
Try masochism. It takes time to get the courage to stab yourself, then you can watch free Foxtel in the hospital!
I wanna be better at SSBB. |
Don't practice. Practice gets you nowhere. :>
I'm thirsty. |
Go get some food.
I want to stay as I am, but grow. :\ |
Ask a mad scientist to make a potion. :>
I don't want to go to the dentist. |
Pull out all your teeth so there is no reason to ever see him again!
I want to be a star! |
No. You can only be a triangle or a circle.
I want these advertisements to die? |
Ask them politely and they will die.
I need a new laptop! |
Go buy one.
I'm tired, but don't want to go? |
Fall asleep, then start to sleep walk and go on PC while you are asleep. GENIUS!
I wanna see Yes Man again. |
Then go and videotape the movie.
I want to stop seeing ads. |
Wear a blindfold so you can't see them anymore!
I wish I could speak fluent French. |
Eating loads of frech fries will do the trick :P
I want to be taller |
Wear platform shoes.
I can't get a boyfriend. |
Try saying that you'll pay them if they be your boyfriend.
I'm bored, how do I get unbored? |
Try getting a wooden board and smash it. Break the boredom!
I need to see some friends soon! |
Go stalk them.
I used my laptop in the bathtub and now it doesn't work... |
Maybe the battery is flat. Get the AC cord and put it in the water.
My iTunes is playing Vengaboys. |
Find a vid of them, call a good friend and watch them. Closely.
I just missed my bus. |
Just go home, sleep, forget all about it and then do the same thing the next day.
I had just lost my favourite pen. |
Go buy a magazine.
I'm tired of this song. |
Have a nap so you aren't tired!
I wanna go to a concert! |
Don't buy tickets.
I have to go soon. |
Find your evil twin and make him sit here and pretend to be you while you go.
I don't know what to do with all my stationary. |
Dump them into your neighbour's yard
I am hungry |
Eat air.
I can't stop playing Earthbound. |
Lick Barney's feet.
I can't find Waldo. |
Burn the book in rage.
There is a Brumak living in my house. |
nuke your house...xD
my xbox dropped...X_X |
Try jumping off a cliff! ASAP!!! :O
My computer crashed! D: |
Er...smash it with a hammer. The Computer first, if that does not work try the monitor. If the screen breaks you are on the right track. Find all the wires you can, bundle them together and lick away.
My pencil has been worn down... what should I do? |
Throw it out the window, and make sure that it's pretty busted (get a few sledgehammers if you need to). Then try it again. :D Lostt, you beat me to it.. :P
Err, you should try writing with the eraser end. If that doesn't work, then you should try to write with a cheeseburger. It works for me, and it makes the paper semi-edible! :D Problem: I'm on the run from the police for throwing roadkill at random people in a Wal-Mart. |
Tell the Police calmly that the 'roadkill' leapt out of your arms into the other peoples faces.
I have an itch. |
scrape it off with a sander
im an insomniac with no life |
Buy a life off the blackmarket and pretend you sleep.
I don't know whether to buy an album of iTunes or the actual album.. |
Buy either, and eat the CD or the hard drive (depending on how you got it). That way, the music will become a part of you and never leave you until it passes through your gastrointestinal tract.
I need a better graphics card for my PC. |
Draw one on MS Paint.
I need a iPod. |
Get a Zune. XD
I have a stalker. |
Invite him to your house.
My friend is a douche. |
Hit him with a hammer, it'll fix it
I ordered 4*DS consoles by mistake, costing me about $210 extra. |
Hit those with hammers and sell them for expensive prices.
I'm scared of the closet. |
Click my dragon, and it will come and eat the closet.
I should go to school, but I'm so cold and tired. |
Go to school in your bathing suit.
I have writer's block. |
Kill the block with bricks.
I don't know how to change a light bulb. |
Yank the fixture out of the wall and eat it.
I am finding myself entertained by the blinking of the text cursor. |
Get a video projector and make a stand which sits over your head and shines the flashing text cursor into your eyes.
I have a cold. |
Then set yourself on fire.
My teachers are all retarded. |
tell them to do the homework
my girlfriends annoyed at me |
Annoy her to compensate.
I have nothing to do. |
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