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SamuraiMaster December 16th, 2008 9:31 PM

The Bad Advice Game
 
Here's a game where you post up a problem you have. Then the replier thinks of the most horrible advice imaginable and gives it to you, than posts up a problem he/she has.

Example:

1: I'm very stressed.
2: Try heroin.
I have horrid grades.
3: Drop out.
I have Cancer.

etc etc etc.

Let's do this, cuz it's funny and we all like ruining each other's life lol

Problem:

I have no life.

Spinor December 16th, 2008 9:41 PM

Listen to Metallica. Ooohh....

My monitor is about to eat me.

moments. December 16th, 2008 10:38 PM

Tell it you taste horrible.

I lost my marbles.

Spinor December 16th, 2008 10:44 PM

Try looking when you go in the restroom.

I can't find the toilet paper!

moments. December 16th, 2008 10:58 PM

Use poison ivy.

I found a bar of soap.

SamuraiMaster December 17th, 2008 7:28 AM

It's tastes delicious if you boil it.


FInals are today

CyberBlastoise December 17th, 2008 9:25 AM

Sleep through them, you'll feel much better in the morning...

I have a Splitting headache.

Mitchman December 17th, 2008 9:43 AM

So split your head open to make it really split.
I totally got my self a date.

moments. December 17th, 2008 3:58 PM

Use it with some flour and eggs to make a date pudding.

I won $100.

Gummy December 17th, 2008 4:11 PM

Give it to Bill Gates.

I need $60 quick.

BakingBluePotatoe December 17th, 2008 4:15 PM

fake your death by jumping of a cliff.

I want pizza!

Spinor December 17th, 2008 8:12 PM

Jump off the Tower of Pisa while sleeping.

I'm taking a shower in mud water.

Melody December 17th, 2008 10:00 PM

Add some itching powder to that mud

I dont want to fall over

Ninja Caterpie December 17th, 2008 10:14 PM

Take really small steps so you don't!

I want to eat a pie.

BakingBluePotatoe December 18th, 2008 8:10 AM

get the pie at the bottom of the cliff!

I want a Pepperoni Pizza.

ruby December 18th, 2008 8:48 AM

Don't... get one?

Tesco haven't been stocking their own-brand Peanut Butter.

Eruption December 18th, 2008 8:53 AM

Get Sainsburys.

I'm ice cold.

BakingBluePotatoe December 18th, 2008 9:46 AM

Jump of a cliff into a vat of ice.

I want 2 Pizzas.

Sydian December 18th, 2008 10:20 AM

Slam them in your face.

There is nothing to eat in my house.

SamuraiMaster December 18th, 2008 4:33 PM

your neighbor's not home, go raid it



Some people think I'm a racist.

Her December 18th, 2008 7:12 PM

Suicide.

Why not commit suicide? (lol)

Tyrantrum December 18th, 2008 7:16 PM

It's bad, do some drugs! :D

What should I do to my stuffed-up nose? D:

Her December 18th, 2008 7:19 PM

Rip it off and donate it to Michael Jackson.

How should I dispose of my brother?

BakingBluePotatoe December 18th, 2008 7:28 PM

Throw him off a cliff.

I want a rectangle Pizza.

Her December 18th, 2008 7:30 PM

Gtfo out to China.

How to properly stfu?

Ho-Oh December 18th, 2008 8:53 PM

Staple your teeth.

I wanna find a file.

beauty. proletariat December 18th, 2008 9:29 PM

go to a pedofile? :D

/lameee XD lol

How shall I tell nica of my undieing love for her..?

Gymnotide December 18th, 2008 9:38 PM

Spray deodorant on yourself at close distance and engrave her initials into your skin.

How should I profess my undying love for Nica to her?
But just kidding, because Jess is better.

Her December 18th, 2008 9:43 PM

Play a strip Unreal Tournament, where if you get a headshot, you have to 'take it off'.

How do I play Unreal Tournament?

*~Frost Umbreon~* December 18th, 2008 10:30 PM

Throw a peeled lemon in your face. That's it...

I can't find a lemon.

BakingBluePotatoe December 20th, 2008 11:14 AM

Jump of that cliff. You'll land in a lemon tree.

I can't find any pizza!

SamuraiMaster December 23rd, 2008 12:08 AM

Go to the salad bar.


I don't know what song to write.

Guillermo December 23rd, 2008 12:10 AM

Write on an orange.

What do I do now?

Hiroshi Uwishicarwei December 23rd, 2008 7:23 AM

Call your mother...

What happens now, since I have two gfs?

⋚Raika⋚ December 23rd, 2008 7:26 AM

Get another one.

I don't like taking showers. :D

Hiroshi Uwishicarwei December 23rd, 2008 7:36 AM

Damn, you stink. XD Spray deo on you every min. Use AXE.

Whats gonna happen if I beat Kakashi Hataki in an chakra staredown? Lv.6 Sharingan vs. my Lv.7 DarkLight Sharingan?

sanny the hedgehog December 23rd, 2008 8:09 AM

if you win rub in his face really bad


i have an addiction to guitar hero..

Hiroshi Uwishicarwei December 25th, 2008 7:33 PM

Play HALO (Jeff Dunham the puppet guy)

What do I do if a bugluar has my gf? (lets try dawn from the anime. :))

sanny the hedgehog January 3rd, 2009 5:42 PM

i don't know? jump out a window see if that does anything( no seriously i dont get the question)

in leaf green i caught mewtwo and suicune now what do i do

Gewitterdrache27 January 4th, 2009 6:21 AM

Release them and Arceus will come to you!

My diamond game never has the Beldum Outbreak. Can I make it happen w/o AR, GS, or corrupting my game?

Azonic January 4th, 2009 6:35 AM

Go to the Spear Pillar and ask Arceus. Duh.

TwilightBlade is suicidal.

Cheesymitten January 4th, 2009 6:43 AM

Aren't you going to stop her?

Edit-I want to freefall but i cant fly...

moon January 6th, 2009 4:35 AM

Use a Butterfree?

Well, I have braces.

Mitchman January 6th, 2009 4:59 AM

Go try to be pretty!(just joking some girls with braces are pretty either way)
I want to raise mah rep.

Ho-Oh January 6th, 2009 5:15 AM

Post at PC.

I wanna know about... things.

Gewitterdrache27 January 6th, 2009 1:30 PM

Sleep with the book that tells you about things under your pillow. THe info should go right to your head.

I want another rep bar, how do I get people to add reputation because of my brilliant posts?

moments. January 6th, 2009 2:36 PM

Don't post at all so you never say anything bad.

I want the holidays to go forever!

Gewitterdrache27 January 6th, 2009 2:41 PM

Go ask the government to change the calendar. I reccomend going to a top secret area, preferably with federal dogs accustomed to the taste of human flesh.

How can I get a vacation to Italy?

Capt. Couch January 6th, 2009 5:49 PM

Go to Chicago and steal money from the people who try to sell you free newspapers.

I have a third degree burn.

Guillermo January 6th, 2009 5:50 PM

Set it on fire.

I can see a spider... what do I do?

moments. January 7th, 2009 2:02 AM

Gouge out your eyes so you can't see it anymore!

I have a tumor..

Kaizer-X January 7th, 2009 2:09 AM

Try scratching it off using a penknife.

I am really bored =.=

Ninja Caterpie January 7th, 2009 2:14 AM

Try masochism. It takes time to get the courage to stab yourself, then you can watch free Foxtel in the hospital!

I wanna be better at SSBB.

Guillermo January 7th, 2009 2:15 AM

Don't practice. Practice gets you nowhere. :>

I'm thirsty.

Ninja Caterpie January 7th, 2009 2:21 AM

Go get some food.

I want to stay as I am, but grow. :\

Guillermo January 7th, 2009 2:22 AM

Ask a mad scientist to make a potion. :>

I don't want to go to the dentist.

moments. January 7th, 2009 2:35 AM

Pull out all your teeth so there is no reason to ever see him again!

I want to be a star!

Guillermo January 7th, 2009 2:52 AM

No. You can only be a triangle or a circle.

I want these advertisements to die?

moments. January 7th, 2009 2:54 AM

Ask them politely and they will die.

I need a new laptop!

Guillermo January 7th, 2009 2:55 AM

Go buy one.

I'm tired, but don't want to go?

moments. January 7th, 2009 3:18 AM

Fall asleep, then start to sleep walk and go on PC while you are asleep. GENIUS!

I wanna see Yes Man again.

Ninja Caterpie January 7th, 2009 3:24 AM

Then go and videotape the movie.

I want to stop seeing ads.

moments. January 7th, 2009 3:38 AM

Wear a blindfold so you can't see them anymore!

I wish I could speak fluent French.

Kaizer-X January 7th, 2009 5:29 AM

Eating loads of frech fries will do the trick :P

I want to be taller

You're Gonna Go Far Kid! January 7th, 2009 5:47 AM

Wear platform shoes.

I can't get a boyfriend.

Gewitterdrache27 January 7th, 2009 2:54 PM

Try saying that you'll pay them if they be your boyfriend.

I'm bored, how do I get unbored?

moments. January 7th, 2009 5:22 PM

Try getting a wooden board and smash it. Break the boredom!

I need to see some friends soon!

Capt. Couch January 7th, 2009 7:19 PM

Go stalk them.

I used my laptop in the bathtub and now it doesn't work...

moments. January 7th, 2009 10:01 PM

Maybe the battery is flat. Get the AC cord and put it in the water.

My iTunes is playing Vengaboys.

moon January 8th, 2009 12:43 AM

Find a vid of them, call a good friend and watch them. Closely.

I just missed my bus.

Kaizer-X January 8th, 2009 2:09 AM

Just go home, sleep, forget all about it and then do the same thing the next day.

I had just lost my favourite pen.

Guillermo January 8th, 2009 2:24 AM

Go buy a magazine.

I'm tired of this song.

moments. January 8th, 2009 2:29 AM

Have a nap so you aren't tired!

I wanna go to a concert!

Guillermo January 8th, 2009 2:36 AM

Don't buy tickets.

I have to go soon.

moments. January 8th, 2009 2:37 AM

Find your evil twin and make him sit here and pretend to be you while you go.

I don't know what to do with all my stationary.

Kaizer-X January 8th, 2009 5:01 AM

Dump them into your neighbour's yard

I am hungry

GunSaberSeraph January 8th, 2009 6:25 AM

Eat air.

I can't stop playing Earthbound.

Evilyn January 8th, 2009 6:34 AM

Lick Barney's feet.

I can't find Waldo.

Capt. Couch January 8th, 2009 6:59 PM

Burn the book in rage.

There is a Brumak living in my house.

Tré January 8th, 2009 7:01 PM

nuke your house...xD

my xbox dropped...X_X

Tyrantrum January 8th, 2009 7:41 PM

Try jumping off a cliff! ASAP!!! :O

My computer crashed! D:

ANARCHit3cht January 8th, 2009 7:56 PM

Er...smash it with a hammer. The Computer first, if that does not work try the monitor. If the screen breaks you are on the right track. Find all the wires you can, bundle them together and lick away.

My pencil has been worn down... what should I do?

Vrai January 8th, 2009 7:59 PM

Throw it out the window, and make sure that it's pretty busted (get a few sledgehammers if you need to). Then try it again. :D Lostt, you beat me to it.. :P

Err, you should try writing with the eraser end. If that doesn't work, then you should try to write with a cheeseburger. It works for me, and it makes the paper semi-edible! :D

Problem: I'm on the run from the police for throwing roadkill at random people in a Wal-Mart.

moments. January 8th, 2009 10:50 PM

Tell the Police calmly that the 'roadkill' leapt out of your arms into the other peoples faces.

I have an itch.

wwexkent January 9th, 2009 1:08 AM

scrape it off with a sander

im an insomniac with no life

moments. January 9th, 2009 2:39 AM

Buy a life off the blackmarket and pretend you sleep.

I don't know whether to buy an album of iTunes or the actual album..

Capt. Couch January 9th, 2009 4:24 PM

Buy either, and eat the CD or the hard drive (depending on how you got it). That way, the music will become a part of you and never leave you until it passes through your gastrointestinal tract.

I need a better graphics card for my PC.

Her January 9th, 2009 5:04 PM

Draw one on MS Paint.

I need a iPod.

Åzurε January 19th, 2009 9:58 PM

Get a Zune. XD

I have a stalker.

Lash January 19th, 2009 10:37 PM

Invite him to your house.

My friend is a douche.

evilishan January 19th, 2009 10:59 PM

Hit him with a hammer, it'll fix it

I ordered 4*DS consoles by mistake, costing me about $210 extra.

Lash January 19th, 2009 11:04 PM

Hit those with hammers and sell them for expensive prices.

I'm scared of the closet.

moon January 20th, 2009 1:35 AM

Click my dragon, and it will come and eat the closet.

I should go to school, but I'm so cold and tired.

jigglyppuff8 January 20th, 2009 3:48 PM

Go to school in your bathing suit.

I have writer's block.

Lash January 20th, 2009 4:46 PM

Kill the block with bricks.

I don't know how to change a light bulb.

Capt. Couch January 20th, 2009 5:33 PM

Yank the fixture out of the wall and eat it.

I am finding myself entertained by the blinking of the text cursor.

moments. January 20th, 2009 8:37 PM

Get a video projector and make a stand which sits over your head and shines the flashing text cursor into your eyes.

I have a cold.

Lash January 20th, 2009 10:06 PM

Then set yourself on fire.

My teachers are all retarded.

PokemonMichael January 20th, 2009 10:32 PM

tell them to do the homework
my girlfriends annoyed at me

moments. January 20th, 2009 11:31 PM

Annoy her to compensate.

I have nothing to do.


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