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Kaizer-X January 8th, 2009 5:01 AM

Dump them into your neighbour's yard

I am hungry

GunSaberSeraph January 8th, 2009 6:25 AM

Eat air.

I can't stop playing Earthbound.

Evilyn January 8th, 2009 6:34 AM

Lick Barney's feet.

I can't find Waldo.

Capt. Couch January 8th, 2009 6:59 PM

Burn the book in rage.

There is a Brumak living in my house.

Tré January 8th, 2009 7:01 PM

nuke your house...xD

my xbox dropped...X_X

Tyrantrum January 8th, 2009 7:41 PM

Try jumping off a cliff! ASAP!!! :O

My computer crashed! D:

ANARCHit3cht January 8th, 2009 7:56 PM

Er...smash it with a hammer. The Computer first, if that does not work try the monitor. If the screen breaks you are on the right track. Find all the wires you can, bundle them together and lick away.

My pencil has been worn down... what should I do?

Vrai January 8th, 2009 7:59 PM

Throw it out the window, and make sure that it's pretty busted (get a few sledgehammers if you need to). Then try it again. :D Lostt, you beat me to it.. :P

Err, you should try writing with the eraser end. If that doesn't work, then you should try to write with a cheeseburger. It works for me, and it makes the paper semi-edible! :D

Problem: I'm on the run from the police for throwing roadkill at random people in a Wal-Mart.

moments. January 8th, 2009 10:50 PM

Tell the Police calmly that the 'roadkill' leapt out of your arms into the other peoples faces.

I have an itch.

wwexkent January 9th, 2009 1:08 AM

scrape it off with a sander

im an insomniac with no life

moments. January 9th, 2009 2:39 AM

Buy a life off the blackmarket and pretend you sleep.

I don't know whether to buy an album of iTunes or the actual album..

Capt. Couch January 9th, 2009 4:24 PM

Buy either, and eat the CD or the hard drive (depending on how you got it). That way, the music will become a part of you and never leave you until it passes through your gastrointestinal tract.

I need a better graphics card for my PC.

Her January 9th, 2009 5:04 PM

Draw one on MS Paint.

I need a iPod.

Åzurε January 19th, 2009 9:58 PM

Get a Zune. XD

I have a stalker.

Lash January 19th, 2009 10:37 PM

Invite him to your house.

My friend is a douche.

evilishan January 19th, 2009 10:59 PM

Hit him with a hammer, it'll fix it

I ordered 4*DS consoles by mistake, costing me about $210 extra.

Lash January 19th, 2009 11:04 PM

Hit those with hammers and sell them for expensive prices.

I'm scared of the closet.

moon January 20th, 2009 1:35 AM

Click my dragon, and it will come and eat the closet.

I should go to school, but I'm so cold and tired.

jigglyppuff8 January 20th, 2009 3:48 PM

Go to school in your bathing suit.

I have writer's block.

Lash January 20th, 2009 4:46 PM

Kill the block with bricks.

I don't know how to change a light bulb.

Capt. Couch January 20th, 2009 5:33 PM

Yank the fixture out of the wall and eat it.

I am finding myself entertained by the blinking of the text cursor.

moments. January 20th, 2009 8:37 PM

Get a video projector and make a stand which sits over your head and shines the flashing text cursor into your eyes.

I have a cold.

Lash January 20th, 2009 10:06 PM

Then set yourself on fire.

My teachers are all retarded.

PokemonMichael January 20th, 2009 10:32 PM

tell them to do the homework
my girlfriends annoyed at me

moments. January 20th, 2009 11:31 PM

Annoy her to compensate.

I have nothing to do.


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