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granted but they cant find a good quality recording so its all fuzzy
( and it wasnt fake... it turned out to be an abstract pokemon cap ) I wish it wasnt an abstract hat |
Granted, but gazing at it for even a second causes your eyes to burst! This is the power of the gen 5 pokemon!
I wish I hadn't pal park'd my rayquaza from sapphire to diamond... |
granted. You transported every other pokemon, however, and Rayquaza got tired of being alone and flew away.
I wish that I for sure had a spot in the pokemon video game world championships. |
Granted, but you lose in the first round. Also, you're naked! This is not a dream!
I wish I knew why my DS likes to lose power JUST as I'm about to beat a gym leader or catch something nice and rare... |
granted, but it's a problem you can never fix.
I wish the pokemon hall of fame that I'm making my friend for christmas was finished. |
Granted, but it's lousy so your friend burns it.
I wish my torterra didn't suck. |
ok but all your other pokemon suck.
i wish i worked for nintendo creating pokemon |
Granted. You get to sit. Not use the programs they use to make the pokemon games.
I wish I worked for Nintendo, Game Freak and The Pokemon Company making pokemon games. |
Granted, but you get fired a month later for having an inferior performance. D=
I wish I got a free platinum version. |
granted but its one of the ones at the markets that crash when you start to play
i wish i had some cola :( |
Cola? Is that a pokemon? Anyways granted, but if you drink it you die :0
I wish I had a real life pikachu. |
granted but its got an attitude problem and pumped 10,000 volts into you and you died
i wish i was imortal |
Ok but then the whole universe gets destroyed and you are left floating there for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
I wish there was a decent pokemon game for the wii |
granted, but it was so good that it cost $600
I wish lucario was a little bit faster in brawl |
It is a bit faster, but to "balance" the game it's also a lot weaker >=)
I wish that I could eat my sandwich while playing diamond without getting cheese on the ds =< |
Ok but then the crumbs fall inbetween the touch screen and the case and break the DS
i wish that there were more new pokemon moves |
Granted,but each new Pokemon move had no effect like Splash.
I wish that the Sinnoh Region wasn't that cold. |
Granted, but it's sooo hot that everything melts in said region.
I Wish Charizard doesn't halfway faint when Stealth Rock is up... |
Ok but instead he completly faints.
I wish splash never existed! |
Granted but now theres an even stupider move that does the same thing while the opponent calls you a noob
"magikarp use splash mark II on rattata!" Magikarp: Karp.. Magikarp.. Rattata: " wha..what is this crap! your such a freakin' n00b!" I wish the lake trio didn't look so wimpy |
Ok but now they look so cute you couldnt live with yourself if you made them
battle I wish the original trio had a big puzzle behind them like the regi trio |
Granted,but the puzzle was so complicated it took you years to figure it out.
I wish Electric type moves are effective against Rock and Ground types. |
Ok but they only take off 1HP with every attack
I wish the new pokemon were more interesting |
Granted, but they become so popular they dont even bother putting the classic ones in (like zubat!)
I wish I had a Cradily |
Granted, but it crawls away.
I wish I had a Diglett. |
Granted, but it drinks 4 trillion cans of Coke and starts peeing all over you. Then it runs away.
I wish I owned the English version of Pokemon HeartGold before every one else. |
Granted, but word gets out you have it and every pokemon fan beats you up and they fight over the game card and it breaks and they all blame you even though your dead and they kill you again ( somehow?)
BUT THEN! they revive you only to kick you in the crotch. you die from the pain : D i wish Gardevoir's sprite had a huge rack xD |
Granted, but you die by Drowzee stampede.
I wish I was Latios. |
granted, but then some 7 year old catches you and makes you a HM slave
i wish there was a steel/grass type 5th gen pokemon |
Granted, but it can't level up and you can only catch it at Lv. 0
I wish I could draw Pokemon. |
Granted but they all look like Diglet.
I wish I was a Pikachu. |
Granted but you get an anger management problem, and you shock everything you see with 4 trillion volts of electricity, including your family and house.
I wish Nintendo made personal computers. |
Granted, but they crash every other week and have a filter on them that doesn't allow anything to be shown other than educational websites.
I wish that there were enough people that liked pokemon in my town that we could start a pokemon club |
Granted but there all so good at playing pokemon they kick you out for not being any good
I wish there was a decent 3D pokemon game |
^ Granted, but it's available exclusively in Japan and can't be made into a .rom
I wish Gyarados was a duel Dragon type rather than flying, since it is a dragon, and cannot fly. |
Granted, but because of the Dragon in it, it rages even worse, and completely destroys your life.
I wish the person below me invented the next 5 generations of Pokemon, sent them to Nintendo, and successfully got all of his/her ideas into (a) game(s). |
Granted, but I have absolutely no creativity so all of the pokemon are just perfect representations of real life animals, the villains are called team meanie faces and they all use caterpies, and their plan is to catch probopass make everyone grow a mustache, and we have tons of new types but these types are:
tree type specter type wind type dirt type stone type lightning type lava type telekinesis type evil type liquid type combat type nothing type arthropod type metal type cold type and venom type But on the bright side I'm rich now! :D I wish I got a ds for Christmas. |
Granted,but it broke before you even played with it :(
I wish I had Pokemon Mystery Dungeon:Explorers of the Sky. |
^ Granted, but it is defective and will not play.
I wish the old voice actors and actresses for the English dub of Pokemon could return. |
(idk anything about Pokemon anime, but)Granted, but after their first episode doing it again, they are all murdered.
I wish Pikachu had an alternate evolution. |
DENIED raichu is awesome!:pirate: Granted, it's called "pookachu" it's exactly the same but with different colors, and it's 10 times as overrated.
I wish I could think of more clever wishes. |
Granted, anD you get the resulting consequences, ALL AT ONCE!
I wish I had another TM92... |
granted. However, there is a virus attached to it that kills the pokemon that learns it, all the pokemon in your party, and crashes the PC, thus losing all your pokemon.
I wish my friend wouls stop showing off his cards to me |
Granted, but now you're showing off your cards to him/er and s/he literally unfriends you.
I wish I had a complete pokedex |
Granted,but after you get the National Dex,your complete Pokedex ended up with only one Pokemon information so now your stuck with your regular Pokedex again.
I wish Frenzy Plant was a TM. |
Granted, but no pokemon can learn it by TM.
I wish Frosslass had a better name... |
Granted, but it's Gno. : D
I wish I could use psychic abilities like Alakazam. |
Granted, but you can't take the mental pressure, and your brain explodes.
I wish my weavile would obey me. |
Granted, but it's stats get hacked... and not in the good way -.-
I wish Swinub was the mascot of Pokemon xD |
Granted,but then Pikachu fans sue Pokemon because Swinub is the new mascot.
I wish that the maximum level for Pokemon is 200. |
Wish Granted, but all other Pokemon are replaced with Spectrobes. XD
I wish that Arceus can be as common as a Starly. |
Granted, but its tough for new trainers and YOU (lv 5 Turtwig V lv 80 Arceus, anyone?)
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Granted, but it never comes true.
I wish I was Bulbasaur and ate ice cream. |
You can, but than you get owned by a Fearow
I wish I'd had an awesome Raichu =D |
Okay but then you accssidentaly relese it
i wish i could think of an awsome pokemon wish |
Granted, but I give it to Gno.
I wish Gno was a dark-type Pokemon. |
Granted,but the only dark type move it learns is Nasty Plot.
I wish Jirachi,Mew,and Celebi were the Kanto starters. |
Granted, but Team Rocket steals them, leaving Kanto trainers Pidgeys and Rattatas.
I wish I could visit National Park of Johto. |
Granted, but instead of them playing that calm, relaxing music, they play death metal.
I wish that the generation 5 games will let you travel back to Hoenn. |
Granted but your stuck in your rival's house(the one with the Ralts)
I wish the gen 5 games would take us to 666 total Pokemon |
Granted, but then the Apocalypse happens
i wish my friend wouldnt spam up attack in SSBB |
Granted. He uses Pikachu and spams Down+B.
I wish that the next SSB game features more Pokémon. |
Granted.100 Magikarps are the newcomers in the next SSB game.
I wish that Fighting type moves were effective against ghost types. |
Wish granted but it causes your pokekmon to be confused on contact.
I wish Plusle and Minun could learn Volt tackle |
Granted,but it only takes of one HP.
I wish legendaries were common. |
granted but they are so common they arnt legendaries anymore and become more annoying than zubat.
i wish people weren't obsessed with legendary pokemon |
Granted, now everyone's overly obsessed with missingno (well more so than they are now).
I wish you could use your pokemon to attack people in the games.(Dawn appears, CHIMCHAR EMBER NOW!!!) |
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I wish that there were more fans of Castle in the Sky out there... |
i wish there was a in game music maker
and i wish that dragon Pokemon appear earlier in the games and that some of the games were longer and you had the option to choose to join team rocket that would be cool |
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Granted, bidoof is now Normal / Dragon ( but it cant lean a dragon move till lv 100 ) And granted, but you get busted by officer jenny and you have to start the game over I wish Brock evolved his Croagunk. |
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Granted, but it's weak, very weak. I wish I could go on a Pokemon adventure.(Still) |
Granted, but you can't be a trainer lol...
I wish that Mew and Arceus had an epic fight |
OK but then a magikarp comes along and kills them both!
i wish magikarp had a worse name. |
Granted, but a Magikarp ends it all.
I wish I was a Bidoof. |
Granted, but you're paralyzed right now xD....
I wish to have a yo-yo pokeball xD |
Granted, but while using it you accidentally hit your self in the face with it, and capture yourself.
I wish my brother would stop forcing me to watch fakemon and 5th gen speculation videos. |
Granted, but now you have to watch Gen. VI speculation videos!
I wish Porygon wasn't banned from the anime. |
Granted, but you get a seizure from watching that episode.
I wish I had a pet Sneasel |
Granted, but it tears up all of your furniture.
I wish Jigglypuff was easier to train. |
Granted, but now a moonstone is way harder to find.
I wish shiny pokemon were easier to find. |
Granted,but the shiny Pokemon can only learn one move with one PP.
I wish there was a ground type Eeveelution. |
Granted, but it can only be obtained by changing the game's code completely, and doesn't know any Moves other than Splash.
I wish the Battle Tower wasn't so hard to get through. |
Granted, all trainers just have 6 magikarps now
I wish Dawn and May had a ***** slap fight xD... |
Granted but they turn on you and whup your ass.
I wish pokemon were real. |
Granted, but now you're constantly running from Fearow flocks and Tauros stampedes.
I wish Flareon could learn more Fire-Type Moves. |
Granted but now it sets your ass on fire.
I wish Magikarp wasnt even a pokemon. |
Granted, but now Shinx isn't, either.
I wish Legendaries weren't considered to be so n00b-ish. |
Granted, now they are all impossible to catch.
I wish Shinx WAS A POKEMON BUT MAGIKARP STILL ISNT! - xD got ma shinx back |
Granted, but the sudden loss of such a powerfully awesome Pokemon creates a gigantic tear in the universe and no one survives.
I wish my pet Croconaw would quite tearing up my furniture. |
Granted, but your Croconaw likes to bite you xD
I wish Aipom and Ambipom had a breakdance duel...xD |
Granted, but Caterpie wins.
I wish I could ride on a Ponyta without burnin' my butt. |
granted, but it runs you into teh river and soaks you
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You didn't make a wish!
I wish Jirachi could grant this wish. |
Granted,but Jirachi can't come out for another million years,so you had to wait that many years.
I wish that Zubats and Golbats don't exist. |
Granted, but Wobbuffet with Shadow Tag take their places.
I wish I had Arceus image on my Pokedex. |
Granted, but it was drawn by a 2-year-old.
I wish my next wish doesn't get corrupted by Team Rocket. |
Granted, I got corrupted by me! XD
I wish Ash wasn't anymore in any pokemon series... |
Granted, but now his replacement is at least 10x more annoying.
I wish Tauros and Kangaskhan weren't so hard too find. |
Granted, but now they're Dark/Ghost type, and have rubbish stats!!!!mwahahaha!!!!!
I wish they'd release pokemon adventures directly onto the internet, for free.And hurry up with more of it!!!(Dia is awesome) |
Granted, but then they edit and censor the crap out of it.
I wish the shipping from singapore->usa wasn't so expensive, so I could buy more copies of the good translations of Pokemon Adventures. |
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