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Granted, but it sucked due to being in R/B/Y
I wish Sceptile could learn Fly and Sky Uppercut |
Granted - but now it has only 1hp
I wish all magikarp would just die in a pool of fire and live in a sky of space. |
granted but the moves "fly" and "sky uppercut" have been turned into splash and flail for every generation permanently
I wish there could be a pokemon manga/ Anime that was realistic. Realistic enough that it is more like real life and they have the ability to say "crap" and "Hell". Basically a PG-13 version that didn't cuss-cuss like the f-word. I now wish that silver didn't steal my comeback |
Granted, but I stole it instead! By the way, I read your fanfic. It's a lot more creative than most fanfics!
I wish I could fly on an Articuno. |
Granted, without any corruption for reading my fanfic.
However it dies the next day in a horrible firey explosion for not reading my poems I wish that I could eat a Magikarp Flambe. (I don't care if snorlax or anything else on the earth, sits, farts, vomits, digests, burns, @#$%s on, jumps on, buries, makes it diseased, rots, spits, thrown, dunked into the bottom of a mud pit, dunked into the bottom of the sea, or if its buried under an infinite amount of fertilizer, as long as I can eat a Magikarp) Try and mess that one up with your pessimism. |
Granted, but the Magikarp leaves you hungry...
I wish to play ping pong with pokeballs xD |
Granted but each one is easily breakble and they all contain highly angered tyrannitars.
*pop* ROOOOGAAAAAUUUGGHHHR!!! AUUUUUUGH! *chomp-chomp* *burp* I wish I could Put a banana in my ear! *charlie the unicorn is not related to pokemon but I couldn't come up with a wish* |
Granted, but it gives you brain damage.
I wish people would stop wishing for non-Pokemon-related stuff. |
Granted but you now have no knowledge of pokemon whatsoever.
I wish I could have someway to instantaneously come up with fanfics so I can annoy goldvsred. jk |
Granted, you have great ideas to make fanfic with magikarps...
I wish that voltorb and electrode wouldn't look like giant pokeballs... |
Granted! They now look like giant Dusk Balls.
I wish I had a pet Arceus. |
Granted, but it thinks you have the jewel of life and kills you.
I wish i had Shadow the hedgehog,Bowser the king koopa, and a Garchomp living with me right now and theres no way you could currupt this wish or to corrupt not corrupting the wish :P |
granted but instead of me corrupting the wish, bill cosby does.
"You got the, *mumble, mumble* in the hotdog." I wish I could tell everybody something exciting. |
Granted, but it's only excited to you.
I wish I could make a funny Bill Cosby joke. |
Granted, but Uxie made you forget it.
I wish I was Mespirt. |
Granted, but I must capture you and use you for battling (Mesprit = best Psychic-Type ever).
I wish I had more time to make a wish. |
Granted, but my Bulbasuar eats it.
I wish my Teddy bear was a pokemon. |
Granted but it claws your eyes out while you sleep D:<
I wish to make a good pokemon flash in my multi media class ;D |
Granted but even though it's amazing, your teacher hates it and gives it a really big fat F
I wish somebody reads my new fanfic (The Tree, The Flute, And The Mew). |
Granted, but it's so great, everyone explodes!
I wish I had a Phanpy. |
Granted, but Phanpy's are endagered and you get arrested.
I wish everybody liked the song from Pokemon Emerald "Abandoned Place" (Abandoned Ship, and Faraway Island) I have it on my MP3 but I named it Mew's Island. |
Granted, but no one likes you anymore and you have no one to listen to it with.
I wish they made a 5th Generation with a new region |
Granted but it's 200 squares high and long, with a new pokemon called "MAGIKWUSS" that only knows "I LIEK FUD" which makes him confused before killing him (the only 1 HP he has) You have him as the only starter, and he does not evolve. There are 2 cities, and all of them have really stupid people, and all trainers have lvl 100 pokemon. The only pokemon there are, are MAGIKWUSS and MAGIKARP which does not evolve.
... I wish I could one day meet Satoshi Tajiri |
Wish granted except he's been given orders to hunt you down and kill you.
I wish people didn't think Lucario was legendary |
Granded but now everyone believes all Standing Pokemon are legends
I wish people didnt think Heatran and Rotom were legends... |
Granted, but now they think Magikarp, Dunsparce, Yanma, Q-tipion, and Grovyle are.
I wish I could be a Moderator... |
Granded but you can only edit your own posts and dont have much power
I wish I had a Mudkipz, I liek Mudkipz |
Granted, but I Barboach-slap you to get it back.
I wish the Pokemon League was real. |
Granted, But it was closed down.
I wish I could get HGSS in english. |
Granted,
... BUT OMG YOU HAVE TO WAIT LIKE 50 DAYS?! LIKE, OH MY GOD! SERIOSLY! Why are you complaining about waiting? It's not that far away. I wish there was some game that had a plot with Mew (NOT Mewtwo). |
Granted but mew dies in the end.
I wish I had a mew plushie. |
Granted. It comes to life and turns you purple.
I wish that Magikarps evolved at level 2... |
Granted, but it evolves into a Sunkern that only knows a move called "SISSY FLOPPOO" which confuses and then kills the Sunkern.
I wish that I could discover a new non-save corrupting cheat in the Gold/Silver games that involves finding any Generation III Pokemon that, doesn't turn into other Pokemon after catching it, know their right moves, and don't evolve into crap. And they will all have correct non-glitchy sprites and are usable in all battles and allow me to continue catching other Pokemon and will not erase all my other Pokemon. Try and find something to change with that!!! |
Granted, but then a nearby star goes supernova and irradiates the Earth... tomorrow.
I wish they had done a better job at remixing the music for HGSS. |
Granted, but now the original music was terrible.
I wish people would stop hating R/S/E. |
Granted, it was never made.
I wish I knew if all the regions were in the real world or a different planet. |
Granted, but they're nuked when you find out.
I wish I could be in charge of the next Pokemon series. |
Granted, but the new game is called "MAGIKWUSS; I LIEK PIE EDISHUN!" and it is co-runned by a bunch of idiots. The only Pokemon in the game is called MAGIKWUSS and it has 1 move called "ARF DOGGYADFGRCEW" which confuses and then kills it. After making the game you get killed by a angry Tyrannitar who yells "You Suck!"
I wish I could hear John William's Orchestra play the song from "Azalea Town" |
Granted, but the world blows up due to the sheer amount of awesome infused in that single song.
I wish I could find my copy of Crystal. |
Granted. You find that's it was in the oven all these years.
I wish that I could find my Platinum... |
Granted,but when you found it,all of the data in your game is deleted.
I wish I could catch legendaries with only a Pokeball in one throw. |
Granted, but the sheer power of the Legendaries causes the Pokeball to crack and now they can't get out! (a la PokeSpecial)
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I wish that I could there could be a Pokemon called "Ancient Magikarp" (If you don't know what I'm talking about, I feel sorry for you). |
Wish Granted. It's too powerful. No one can control it no matter how many badges they own.
I wish that I knew what to wish for. |
Granted, but you wish to be a Sissy Girl who wears frilly Panties underneath ruffly dresses. And I could only grant it.
I wish I could instantly script, just by saying what I want the person to say. |
Granted but the script turns into....
MAGIKARP!! I wish I had a mighteyna. |
Granted, but it has incredibly terrifying anger-management issues.
I wish someone could grant this next wish without talking about Magikrap. |
Granted,but i talk about... DITTO!!
I wish i could ride a roller coaster right now. |
Granted, but without restraints.
I wish I could meet Muse personally. |
Granted, but they all like whatever Pokemon you hate.
I wish I has a Pokemon cake.(Not flavored) |
Granted,but someone takes it and throws it into your face.
I wish it was summer. |
Granted, but it's 5000 degrees farenheit.
I wish I could hug a Charmander without it hurting me |
Granted, but Charmander won't like your hug.
I wish I could catch all Pokemon without fail |
Granted but there are a lot of ****ing pokemon.
I wish I could teach glaceon thunderbolt. |
Granted,but it zaps you.
I wish i could train a pokemon(EV) without the lag of time. |
Granted, but it subtracts points rather than adds them.
I wish there were three on three battles... |
Granted, but each Pokemon is asleep upon entering battle.
I wish Arceus had a mustache. |
Granted, but now he's not Arceus. He's Mario, so thanks a lot.
I wish Mew and Celebi were females, not its... |
Granted, but they go crazy and forget all their moves Except for a move called "ARGLEPLOUP" which makes them kill themselves.
I wish there could be a game where you could stay at a medium level in the game, that way you'll feel happy nostalgia forever( as in Azalea in Johto, Slateport in Hoenn, etc.) |
Granted, but all copies of the game simultaniously fry, making them useless.
I wish I could meet Giratina. |
Congrats, but it eats you.
I wish I could ride on Lugia... |
granted but it eats you!
I wish I could see what games are like before I play them |
Granted, but then it's boring when you buy them.
I wish I could just skip to the Battle Frontier on my new Platinum... |
Granted but your pokemon decrease in level by 50 levels.
I wish Magicarp was a lot stronger. |
granted but it wont lisin to you
i wish i was don with the pokedex. |
Granted but then the Pokedex explodes.
I wish I was the best Pokemon trainer ever. |
Granted so with your new found power you decide to take on team rocket at there head quarters you verse about 300 grunts and 20 executives. then after that your best team has been regused to rubble you stumble towards the pokemon center, but then no other the gary oak wants to challenge you!! he then beats you and takes your title =O
Also i wish ryhorn will evolve earlier |
Granted, but it evolves into rick, rollimon who only knows the mover "NEVA GONNA GIF YOU UP" which enrages the foe and kills you in one hit.
I wish I could find a Totodile on the beach, who likes me and won't hurt me... |
Granted but then It eats you.
I wish Pokemon were real |
Granted by they take over humanity
I wish that ground types can hit flying types |
Granted, it's called Roost.
I wish Magikarp would stop getting hated on. |
Granted but then he gets like so much PC gets 1000 threads spamming how cool he is
I wish Pikachu didn't suck. |
Granted, he's UNGODLIKE and banned in everything, from Wi-fi battles to ordinary in-game trainers.
I wish that I didn't have to train to get my Pokemon good enough for the Frontier. |
Granted, But all your pokemon become so strong that you get BANED from the Battle Frontier
I wish that ash got rid of Pikachu |
Granted, but he gets a Magikarp then.
I wish there was a cookie pokemon. |
Granted, but i eat that pokemon and watch you cry XD (Dont take it that i don't like you, because i haven't met you XP)
I wish for the 5th generation to be good! |
Banned but it's never released outside of Japan.
I wish there was a Wii Pokemon RPG |
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Granted, But It sucks and is not released until 2030 I wish that hacks were easy to make. |
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Edit: Oops, forgot the wish I wish for a pet Garchomp to scare the neighbors with. |
Granted, but then it eats you alive.
I wish you could devolve pokemon... |
Granted, but when you devolve your pokemon they turn back into eggs and have to walk around ALL DAY to hatch it!
I wish that magikarp never existed |
Granted, but an even more pathetic fish Pokemon is created in its place.
I wish I had a perfectly good Shaymin plush toy. And don't say it blows up or anything. That would make me cry. |
Granted, but you had to give it away.
I wish that Jirachi would come and grant the next poster's wish. |
Granted!
I wish that Espeon was real! Jirachi: GRANTED! Done xD |
The heck, that's not corrupted.
I wish that people would have some commonsense, damnit. |
Granted, but no everyone is smarter than you will ever be.
I wish the name changing thread would stay. |
Granted, but you're not allowed to use it:D
I wish I didn't have to do stupid exams... Yeah, corrupt this. Be evil, go on. *raises fists* lol =P |
Granted, now you have to do smart exams.
I wish doctor 2010 would come quickly. |
Granted but it comes s quickly, it has come and left
I wish that there will be a 5th Generation. |
Granted. What the heck, I can't corrupt that. lol
I wish I owned a Luxray in real life. |
Granted, however, it's a plushie.
I wish that Celbi could found in the real world. |
Granted, but when you see it it turns back time so that it had never happened!
I wish the Pokedex was possible to complete without trading or cheating. |
Granted, but its now nearly impossible to find any pokemon you've defeated
I wish that shinys were easier to collect |
Granted but they go back to their normal colors when you save the game.
I wish PBR had more than just battling. |
Granted, but it has battling and "DORFING" an activity which involves playing dungeons and dragons with your pokemon and losing every time
I wish that I could scan pictures. I just drew a super cute one of a Totodile eating a cookie. |
Granted... But the format will be unreadable, and will destroy the original.
I wish I had a pet Pichu... |
Granted, but he annoys the holy smokes out of you everyday!
I wish for the next evolution of eevee to not be so lame! |
Granted, but it's so cool, it freezes the entire pokemon world
I wish I could draw better |
Banned but they are burned by all of the jealous artists in the world.
I wish I could go to Japan. |
Granted: But you go while its under attack by Godzilla
I wish for a Aerodactyl So I can scare the dog next door to make it stop barking! |
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