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rockman0 February 13th, 2010 12:22 PM

Granted, but the Aerodactyl only becomes friend with the dog and they double team you.

I wish there was a Pokemon MMO for the Wii.

ChrisTom February 16th, 2010 6:07 PM

Granted but all Wiis have turned into Celery...


I wish Heart Gold was out already...

I have the money!

Wolf in the Rain February 17th, 2010 5:05 PM

Granted. But all DS's turn into Ranch Dressing for the Celery-Wiis

I wish for a Pokeball :3

ChrisTom February 17th, 2010 5:54 PM

Granted, but it when you throw it, it flies away into the air.

...

I wish I could play an online demo of Bioshock.

...

Btw, I had a hard time explaining Bioshock to my Grandfather, who for the longest time I've called Bigdaddy.

Karel_Kazuki February 17th, 2010 10:25 PM

Granted but its the early japanese release with all the glitches and can never be fixed or translated.

I wish for a hamburger made from.....MILTANK

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ February 17th, 2010 10:47 PM

Granted, it's afflicted with mad cow disease.

I wish Chuck would teach me how to toss boulders around.

ChrisTom February 18th, 2010 10:28 AM

Granted but they fall on you every time.

(Btw don't you mean Mad Miltank disease? Lol)


I wish that Satoshi Tajiri was my next door neighbor.

Left4Dead February 18th, 2010 4:29 PM

Granted but he's never home and when he is, he never speaks to you.

I wish a copy of the 5th gen game in Enlglish came through time straight to me so I could play it on my DS before anyone else. Haha

Karel_Kazuki February 18th, 2010 6:51 PM

Granted but its glitches are so bad the it F**Ks up your DS

I wish that the banned episodes wernt banned.

Cyndaquasher February 19th, 2010 9:56 PM

Granted, but they are then burned by every paranoid parent out there that thinks boobs and guns are bad!

I wish my sister's cat was a skitty that didn't like to put its butt in front of the screen when I'm trying to type!

killer95 February 19th, 2010 10:11 PM

Granted but it has fleas and rabies.

I wish that there were no such thing as trade evolution pokemon.

rockman0 February 19th, 2010 10:19 PM

Granted but now there is such a thing as release evolution Pokemon.
"Player released Kadabra. Goodbye Kadabra! Oh wait, Kadabra evolved into Alakazam! Alakazam! Come back!

I wish my dog had nine tail and breathed fire.

ChrisTom February 20th, 2010 8:53 PM

Granted, but the fire is the size of a lighter, and he tries to bite you all the time, and your the only one who can see the fire and extra tails. Also he turns back to normal unless you pet him ever 138 seconds exactly.

I wish I could see SNL. They won't stop showing the winter olympics...

I miss "What up with that?" :

"Woke up this mornin' and I got outta' bed, had a big ol' cup of coffee to clear my head. Telephone ring, say you wanna' chat? Well sit right on down and tell me What up with That! Oooooooh Weeeeee! Ooh What up with that? What up with that?"

Karel_Kazuki February 20th, 2010 9:10 PM

Granted but it will be the Series Finale and end on A Pokemon Musical Starring Imakuni.

I wish there was a fighting game called Digimon Vs Pokemon.

rockman0 February 20th, 2010 10:28 PM

Granted but it's banned in the USA because parents are offended by the sheer violence of it all.

I wish I owned the Pokemon Franchise.

Hybrid Trainer February 21st, 2010 7:20 AM

ok but then you get killed by a small mutaited yellow rat

i wish i knew what the whole fuss about mudkip is

NocturnLeader February 21st, 2010 7:24 AM

Granted but you find out that Mudkip is really the evolved form of Bidoff and you have a heart attack!

I wish that my Pokemon egg would hatch into a Dratini

rockman0 February 21st, 2010 8:20 AM

Granted but Dratini is unable to evolve.

I wish Luxray was Pokemon's mascot.

BlackRay February 21st, 2010 8:32 AM

Granted, but now Luxray is weak and not helpful.

I wish that eggs would hatch faster >_<

WonderGirl February 21st, 2010 9:21 AM

Granted, but there is nothing in it when it hatches :O

I wish I could ride a Charizard

シルバー February 21st, 2010 9:48 AM

Granted but the charizard flies over a volcano just as it erupts and burns you to a crisp.
I wish I could smack Kotone :D
/Hate her hate her hate her hate soulsilver shipppp HATTTTEEEE

rockman0 February 21st, 2010 1:11 PM

Granted but she smacks you back. Cat fight!

I wish I could go to Johto in real life.

ChrisTom February 21st, 2010 1:45 PM

Granted, but it turns into the world in my new Fan Fic "I am Larvitar"

NOW YOU HAVE TO READ IT!!!

I wish you would read my Fanfic.

rockman0 February 21st, 2010 3:19 PM

Granted, but I take back my wish because the world in your Fanfic was grutesque. Also,
Spoiler:
Tyranitar should have won. I hope you continue it.


I wish I could write a hit Fanfic.

ChrisTom February 22nd, 2010 5:04 PM

Granted!!!!!

You win. I have nothing wrong with that wish!

I wish rick rolls didn't exist...

Karel_Kazuki February 22nd, 2010 6:10 PM

I love that song....anyway Granted But It will be replaed with an infectious Virus Starring the Guy who made Pants on the Ground During American Idol and crash every computer that ever searched those words or played the music..

I wish that the real world was the pokemon universe.Me and My brother keep talking about how cool that it would be.

rockman0 February 22nd, 2010 8:36 PM

Granted, too bad you'll be dead by then. lol

I wish that I could beat Sunset Colosseum on PBR.

myrrhman February 22nd, 2010 10:39 PM

Granted, but when you beat it it resets your game.

I wish that you could start with an Abra that knew all the elemental punches and obeyed you.

MarstheCar February 28th, 2010 10:04 AM

Granted, but it gets pokenapped by Team Rocket, leaving you with a Magikarp.

I wish I could have a Skitty doll.

SpawnHyuuga February 28th, 2010 6:15 PM

Granted, but it's been h4xed by Team Rocket, and it takes over your mind making you a zombie!

I wish, I wish, I wish I had a Swampert in real life. (That wasn't evil, and obeys me.)

Calder February 28th, 2010 6:17 PM

Granted, but it only knows Splash and somehow learned Splash...

I wish I had a Mountain Dew

Karel_Kazuki February 28th, 2010 7:43 PM

Granted but the Carbonic acid in it is made from Muk and will burn you from the inside out.

I wish that Pokecommunity had its own MMOrpg

ChrisTom February 28th, 2010 9:43 PM

Granted, but it is TEXT BASED!!!! AUUGH!! Also the only 2 options are "Die", and "Spackledorf" the latter involving your character running around in underwear, losing all Pokemon & Items. It also shortcircuits your computer.

I wish I could see pictures (lord knows I'd die if I went there, BigDaddies and Splicers oh my!) of a real life "Rapture" from BioShock

Karel_Kazuki March 1st, 2010 4:11 PM

Granted but you get sucked into the game with low health and in a crossfire with no cover,weapons or healing equipment and you cant turn it off so the only two options are to die or run around screaming the Im a Barbie Girl song....

I wish that I knew how to script so I could get my progress on my game to go faster.

polkapika March 1st, 2010 4:17 PM

Granted, but a virus deletes the game file.
I wish that nobody would like mudkipz.

Esp1222 March 1st, 2010 4:31 PM

Granted, but everyone starts to like Magikarps and they create a song.

I wish pokemon could have a 4th evo.

ChrisTom March 1st, 2010 4:39 PM

Granted but they- Oh god!NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*fades to black*

"Magikarps are so cool! Magikarps they rule! Magikarps for you and me! Magikarps WITH SOmes TEAAAAAA!! MaGIKArpz! MAgiKAAARPZ! MSGADFIKARPZ!! THEY ARE SO FUN! A MAGIKARPZ FOR EVRY1!!"

*fades to ChrisTom's avatar who's waking up*

"God is it over?"

I wish I could meet the Totodile from my Fanfic and make him feel better about himself...

machomuu March 5th, 2010 7:13 PM

OBJECTION!
That wish clearly contradicts your avatar, so instead, your totodile is now suffering from chronic depression. (I've been waiting a long time to do something like this :))

I wish that the Pokemon DP anime was actually good.

mew² March 5th, 2010 7:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machomuu (Post 5597737)
OBJECTION!
That wish clearly contradicts your avatar, so instead, your totodile is now suffering from chronic depression. (I've been waiting a long time to do something like this :))

I wish that the Pokemon DP anime was actually good.


Granted, but 4kids has bought it out and ruined it.

I wish I had a Gengar.

MarstheCar March 6th, 2010 3:06 PM

Granted, but it kills you through dreams.

I wish I had a Blaizken named Killer.

Karel_Kazuki March 6th, 2010 3:49 PM

Granted but it kills you...what irony....

I wish that there was a big, week long pokefestival,where all fans came and we had tournaments and things like that,win prizes and stuff....that would be awesome...

Skystrike March 6th, 2010 4:00 PM

Granted but a person who hates Pokemon crashes it.

I wish that Magikarp had Wonder Guard as an abiltity.

The Magus March 6th, 2010 4:21 PM

Granted
(what? it sucks anyways, and things are very super effective. so I don't have to do anything)
I wish my Wi-Fi worked

Calder March 6th, 2010 4:28 PM

Granted, but no one elses WiFi works so your still alone

I wish it was next sunday already (HGSS)

The Magus March 6th, 2010 4:33 PM

ME TOO! TT_TT
granted, but they delayed the release.
I wish I could draw...

MarstheCar March 6th, 2010 7:14 PM

Granted, but all you can draw is naughty pictures.

I wish I had a Magikarp with only splash.

The Magus March 7th, 2010 5:05 AM

Granted, but it evolved into a Gyarados... AND CAN'T LEARN ANYTHING ELSE!
I wish tis wish wouldn't be corrupted...

MrGhost March 7th, 2010 9:03 AM

However, despite your wish, it was corrupted anyway. For the rest of your life, you will randomly puke ranch dressing.

I wish for a Pokemon game where there are cars, and you can steal them.

シルバー March 7th, 2010 9:07 AM

Granted.
But then you realize that the car you stole was a tomato in disguised.


I wish that I could go to Arizona and burn Scottsdale down with a Charizard lD

The Magus March 7th, 2010 9:51 AM

granted, but Grand theft auto doesn't have pokemon (OR) Granted, but it's rated M and is on the Xbox 360. wish#2 granted, but you forgot to leave scottsdale when it got burnt
I wish my wish would be corrupted.

Calder March 7th, 2010 10:46 AM

Granted....yeah now its corrupt...

I wish my throat didn't hurt anymore (seriously someone helpz T.T)

The Magus March 7th, 2010 11:04 AM

granted. now your head hurts.
I wish I had a Jirachi in real life.

ChrisTom March 7th, 2010 6:01 PM

Granted, but it can't wish your wishes, and the wishes you wish will become unwished by the wisher who whished them!!

...

Also he uses DRACO METEOR!!! on you.

I wish that I could find a Charmander Egg, and hatch it without any complications, and the Charmander wouldn't evolve, and he would have all normal moves, and he wouldn't use them against me, and he wouldn't want to hurt me, and he would like me, and the Charmander would live like a normal Charmander and have a good attitude, and he won't die from any disease in the near future, and he wouldn't kill anybody else, and I wouldn't die in his company or from the wish, and that I can show him to other people, and he won't be abducted from any government, and he wouldn't run away at any point.

*whew*

Try and find something wrong with that!

The Magus March 7th, 2010 6:06 PM

granted. enjoy your charmander plushie.
I wish that I had a non-faulty copy of Pokemon heartgold

mugenhavok March 7th, 2010 6:27 PM

Granted!But ur ds broke the minute you started playing it

i wish for a ps3 version of pokemon

~Hot n' Cold~ March 7th, 2010 6:29 PM

Okay you got a lousy ROM Hack made 3 years ago. [No caps in heartgold]
I wish that I could have a game with all 493 Pokemon with ideal movesets and the wish could not be corrupted.

jdbean5 March 7th, 2010 6:33 PM

Granted. Too bad I lied about not corrupting it.

I wish you didn't have to go through the pesky evolution phase of Feebas to get Milotic

Karel_Kazuki March 7th, 2010 6:35 PM

Granted but the GAME FILE is corrupted and you could never play it.BTW thats two wishes

I wish that I could be Ho-oh...aw screw it,I wish to be in Pokemon Soul Silver.

mugenhavok March 7th, 2010 6:35 PM

Granted but they made another evolution witch is even harder to evolve muhaha!

i wish the cherrims are safe

ChrisTom March 7th, 2010 6:35 PM

Granted but they all die becaus of The Magnus. You kill him in his sleep and get arrested.

...

CURSE YOU THE MAGNUS!!!

...

I wish that I was able to post 60000 posts a minute on threads where the post adds to your overall count.

jdbean5 March 7th, 2010 6:56 PM

Granted but your computer breaks down afterwards.

I wish i had a really good wish to wish for

Dopefish7590 March 7th, 2010 9:22 PM

Granted, but it's a good wish for everyone except you.

I wish I could have a real Celebi.

Calder March 7th, 2010 10:13 PM

Granted, but Serebii sues you for copy right (lol)

I wish that "we all live in a Pokemon world...Po-ke-mon"

Dopefish7590 March 7th, 2010 10:35 PM

Alright, but you'll have to listen to your least favorite intro from the anime every half an hour and listen to a recap of what you did in said half an hour before being able to move.

I wish I could get every Pokemon game in existence and that will exist for free.

MarstheCar March 9th, 2010 10:21 AM

Granted, but they can't make anymore since they had no profits.

I wish I could watch Pokemon movie 13 super soon!

Karel_Kazuki March 9th, 2010 5:36 PM

Granted....However the movie is cut off after the intro that explains the world of Pokemon.
I wish that Gen 5 would have three regions and levels above 100 yet when you try and trade and battle against Gen 4, their levels and stats go down to 100 and are cut.

jdbean5 March 9th, 2010 5:37 PM

Granted.... i dont see an upside to that

I wish somebody would click my pokemon (below)

Calder March 9th, 2010 5:42 PM

Granted but they right click and delete OH NOES!!!

I wish I had the Final Fantasy XIII Promo Drink :( and blah blah blah a Pokemon

Lucariotoes March 10th, 2010 12:06 PM

Granted but the Potion contains arsenic and the Pokemon explode.

I wish Missingno hadn't freaked me out when I was a little kid.

Calder March 10th, 2010 12:32 PM

Granted but Professor Oak did so you never got to play the games starring him...

I wish this FFXIII boss would stop using Hyper Beam on me

Porygon-Z March 10th, 2010 12:39 PM

Granted, but now it's using Tri attack and it's frozen you solid!

I wish the fifth generation wont introduce too many new pokemon so we can just have 550 and call it a day!

Calder March 10th, 2010 1:35 PM

Granted....because I want that too...yeah...I peed on your Gen V game...how about that

I Wish I could Wish about Wish using the move Wish

Porygon-Z March 10th, 2010 1:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calder (Post 5609905)
Granted....because I want that too...yeah...I peed on your Gen V game...how about that

I Wish I could Wish about Wish using the move Wish

Granted, but I used whirlwind which switched out to shedinja, and there is stealth rock active!

I wish the move fly didn't have a charge/flying up turn.

Calder March 10th, 2010 2:20 PM

Granted but it no longer gets you anywhere outside of battle...

I wish we had a Gen V release date

Skitty Crazy March 10th, 2010 6:20 PM

Granted, but it's December 21, 2012.

I wish Generation V wouldn't have so many legendaries.

MrGhost March 10th, 2010 6:47 PM

Granted, but now generation 5 only has five pokemon.

I wish that pokemon were real~

Calder March 10th, 2010 6:51 PM

Granted but the Gen V thing from above stating Gen V is coming 12/21/12 is when they come out and thats how the world ends everyone gets killed by Pokemon

I wish the person below me didn't just get ninja'd

TrackerXNinjaX March 10th, 2010 6:52 PM

Granted but...well....i cant see a down side! Just kidding! Granted, but when you first start out your journey as a trainer your pay is abysmal.
I wish Tacos ruled the earth!
BTW welcome to Pokemon Community Skitty Crazy and MrGhost!

MrGhost March 10th, 2010 6:56 PM

Granted, but your drafted into the Taco Army, and are killed in a war against the burritos.

I wish that there were pokemon games with jerk options for dialogue.

Calder March 10th, 2010 7:00 PM

Granted but each one gets you killed or Game Over

I wish Absol had a prevo or evo in Gen V

TrackerXNinjaX March 10th, 2010 7:01 PM

granted but you get rick rolled!
I wish we had pokedexs in real life, that were for wild animals
Darn it i keep getting ninjad!!!
ABSOL"S PRE AND EVOS ONLY KNOW SPLASH

Skitty Crazy March 10th, 2010 8:28 PM

Granted, you would never fill the Pokedex due to fossils not able to be revived, and would probably catch some foreign illness trying to fill what you can.

I wish the creators suddenly had a huge creative outburst and created the most amazing Pokemon ever.

And thanks! :D

Karel_Kazuki March 10th, 2010 9:06 PM

Granted but you go through the sequence of seeing it like the Movie Cloverfield and get eaten when you see it up close by it...

I wish that hthere was a 3D pokemon game that combined the Handheld series with the graphics of the console series....

TrackerXNinjaX March 10th, 2010 10:22 PM

granted but the game has popups ! I wish the entire pokecommunity banded together to create 2000 fakemon, and not a single one sucked!

WonderGirl March 11th, 2010 9:54 AM

granted but they're illegal so nobody can see them

i wish arceus was less ugly

TrackerXNinjaX March 11th, 2010 3:46 PM

granted, but now he's so good looking he has his own boy band! lol
I wish for happiness, sunshine and joy!

MrGhost March 11th, 2010 3:59 PM

Granted, but then everyone goes insane, and the sun gets a little too bright and causes intense sunburn.

I wish there was a zombie/survival horror pokemon game where the pokemon became evil zombies...

TrackerXNinjaX March 11th, 2010 11:47 PM

granted, but now we are playing Gears of War horde mode, and instead of bullets, lightning is flying at us. And instead of us returning fire with bullets, all we can do is
A- Catch 'em all
or
B- Throw more pokemon out to join the horde.
I wish what I just said was an actual mode in Gears 3.

DarkAlucard March 12th, 2010 12:12 AM

granted, but you run out of pokeballs and then become zombie food.
i wish that you could buy rare candies in the pokemarts

Porygon-Z March 12th, 2010 3:05 AM

Granted, but that's all you can buy in pokemarts from now on!!

I wish there were more pokeball seals that were cooler looking and a bit more bad-ass.

WonderGirl March 12th, 2010 3:44 AM

granted, but you can't use pokeballs anymore, they created something else completely different to put your pokemon in!

i wish i had soul silver right now

Ryu-kun March 12th, 2010 4:37 AM

Granted, but it only starts working this Sunday

I wish that Brock would keep his eyes open.

WonderGirl March 12th, 2010 4:43 AM

granted, but he now keeps his mouth closed xD

i wish ash's dad was revealed

Ryu-kun March 12th, 2010 4:46 AM

Granted, but then his mom dies.

I wish Zoroark doesn't have a dumb english name.

WonderGirl March 12th, 2010 4:58 AM

granted, but now he has an extremely long and unpronouncable russian name

i wish magikarp was less retarded

Ryu-kun March 12th, 2010 5:11 AM

Granted, but Gyarados is now worse than a Sunkern and the Magikarp evolves at lvl 3.

I wish that Hoenn remakes wouldn't have that much water =(

TrackerXNinjaX March 12th, 2010 10:19 AM

Granted, but now they only consist of one route.
I wish the #3 didn't exist. Or 7.

Karel_Kazuki March 12th, 2010 11:20 AM

granted but then every number that consisted of a three and or seven were deleted from memory and people would be stuck saying....what comes after 2 for the rest of time....hat Gen 5's region wasnt a japan region because i have a feeling that at the end of the series theyre gonna make a huge game that deals with all of japan or something....and not america.....

I wish t

CharizardCharz March 12th, 2010 12:38 PM

Granted but its only 1KB and only one pokemon exists ... Missingno.


I wish that Gen5 would be on the ........... Wii

Karel_Kazuki March 12th, 2010 1:51 PM

Nothing wrong with that wish....except....You wouldnt be able to trade from Gen 4....No wild pokemon.....and there was a glitch that if you tried to hack it a haunter would pop onto the screen then into your wii remote and break the system......VIRUSES.....makes me glad im not a porygon...

But seriously thats my same wish....


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