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PikaPal October 22nd, 2004 6:11 PM

Thats true, and ludicolo is grass AND water, so thats good for a breeder to have.

Stevo-kun October 22nd, 2004 6:14 PM

Yeah it is but If Ludicolo keeps the same Atitude I think it will be kinda funny XD.

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PikaPal October 22nd, 2004 6:16 PM

what attitude, PV? the same one as lotad?

Stevo-kun October 22nd, 2004 6:40 PM

Yeah XD. Thats what I always mean when I talk about Pokemon XD.

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PikaPal October 22nd, 2004 6:49 PM

Lotad is so funny. He's kinda slow, but thats whats so funny about him. And his voice is, too. LOL XD

Stevo-kun October 22nd, 2004 7:07 PM

Yeah XD. Its like this XD. Looooottttad.

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PikaPal October 22nd, 2004 7:09 PM

LOL!!!
Yeah, just like that! ;)

Snivi October 22nd, 2004 8:59 PM

Lotad is a cool Pokemon XD

sly_74 October 22nd, 2004 9:01 PM

I love Lotad! I wish it never would've evolved. XD I got used to Lombre, but now I'll have to get used to Ludicolo. :)

Snivi October 22nd, 2004 9:04 PM

Lotad is cute. Its evolutions are not cute XD

sly_74 October 22nd, 2004 9:07 PM

Yeah, exactly! XD

I was just starting to think Lombre was cute, then it went and evolved! :P Well, as long as Mudkip never evolves, it will all be OK. ;)

Snivi October 22nd, 2004 9:10 PM

Indeed. If Mudkip evolves I'll cry XD

sly_74 October 22nd, 2004 9:18 PM

Oh gosh, me too. XD

Well, it's gone this long, so maybe it won't.

Snivi October 22nd, 2004 9:21 PM

We can only hope XD

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v166/whatahotash/General/274d0155.jpg

Geodude October 23rd, 2004 10:38 AM

Brock with a Ludicolo is gonna be hilarious. :D

http://members.shaw.ca/GeodudesPokeShots/brock/ag47draggedbyfoot.jpg

Snivi October 24th, 2004 5:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geodude
Brock with a Ludicolo is gonna be hilarious. :D

I would have to agree XD

Stevo-kun October 24th, 2004 12:56 PM

XD. I agree with both of you. I cant wait to see this XD.

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Snivi October 24th, 2004 1:05 PM

XD! I cant wait to laugh at it.

Stevo-kun October 24th, 2004 1:19 PM

Yeah cus it is bound to be really funny XD.

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Snivi October 24th, 2004 1:21 PM

It looks funny just from seeing that pic of it. XD

Stevo-kun October 24th, 2004 1:37 PM

^ that is so true XD. I have always thought that Ludicolo was funny once I saw it on Colosseum.

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Snivi October 24th, 2004 1:39 PM

Someone I was talking to on AIM *forgot who* XD said that it looks like a giant pineapple. XD

ravenstorture October 24th, 2004 1:56 PM

http://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp/anime/pokemon_ag/3_back_num/img/main_img.jpg

Just a normal picture of Brock.

Stevo-kun October 24th, 2004 4:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by totodile
Someone I was talking to on AIM *forgot who* XD said that it looks like a giant pineapple. XD

OMFG XD LMAO. Wait come to think of it *starts to think* It kinda does lol

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Snivi October 24th, 2004 4:29 PM

XD! It looks like a pretty goofy Pokemon.

StarWarsPokemonAdventure October 25th, 2004 5:15 PM

[B]Brock is cool, because my name is Brock...

Stevo-kun October 25th, 2004 7:21 PM

You wanna join Starwars?

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Snivi October 28th, 2004 9:23 AM

I wish I could find this one pic. Brock was on fire and he actually had eyes!! XD

Stevo-kun October 28th, 2004 9:26 AM

WOW you could actually see his eyes lol.

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Snivi October 28th, 2004 9:28 AM

Yeah! XD Chatsy showed me that pic once. We were like OMG Brock has eyes. XD

Stevo-kun October 28th, 2004 9:32 AM

Man I bet that was shocking XD.

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Snivi October 28th, 2004 9:35 AM

The only other eyes he ever has is heart eyes XD

Stevo-kun October 28th, 2004 12:21 PM

Well thats a common site XD. He does it near enough every episode XD.

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Snivi October 28th, 2004 12:53 PM

lol Is it me, or does he do it now more than ever?

Stevo-kun October 28th, 2004 12:56 PM

Yeah he gets worse every series XD.

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Snivi October 28th, 2004 1:02 PM

BROCK: I could write a book about the secrets of love and heartache!
MISTY: I guess that would be your autobiography?

Stevo-kun October 28th, 2004 1:08 PM

Yeah I remeber that funnily enough XD.

I know a little game we can do.

We have to come up with the funny lines that Brock has said XD. Wanna play toto.

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Snivi October 28th, 2004 1:14 PM

Sure^^ XD

"I bet I know what that is, a handsome guy detector"

Stevo-kun October 28th, 2004 1:18 PM

Ok heres one

Brock has voice translater

"I love Brock so much"
"Hes so handsome"

Or something along those lines XD.

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Snivi October 28th, 2004 1:26 PM

XD

About Giselle in "The School of Hard Knocks"

"She can violate my rights anyday!"

Stevo-kun October 31st, 2004 3:35 PM

Oh thats where you got that woute from XD. Man I cant think of one XD.

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Snivi November 2nd, 2004 2:53 AM

Yes that is where I got the line for my blinkie. XD

EmeraldSky November 3rd, 2004 12:09 PM

Can I join? I LOVE Brock for two reasons:
A. HILARIOUS!
B. He has a great singing voice

Stevo-kun November 3rd, 2004 3:53 PM

Yeah sure you can *updates members list*

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EmeraldSky November 4th, 2004 7:02 AM

I have the words to "Two Perfect Girls" and my own English version of "Takeshi no Paradaisu"

Here they are:

"Two Perfect Girls"

[piano chord] (Brock, speaking) A one woman man's what I wanna be....
[another piano chord] Stay by her side SO faithfully...
[and another piano chord] I would if I could, but it's just no good!
[one more piano chord] (Brock begins singing here) Cause there's two perfect girls for me-hee... (laughs) All right! (music picks up)

(chorus) Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!


Oh yeah...

(verse 1) Officer Jenny, can't you see?
You can lock me up and throw away the key!
Jenny...if lovin' you's a crime
Then sentence me now, and I'll do the time!
My uniformed beauty is simply the best!
Got my heart under house arrest!
But before that cop makes me her boy,
I'm head over heels...
(he's head over heels) I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy...

Ooo!

(chorus) Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!


All right!

(verse 2) Nurse Joy, won't you please?
Cure me of this bad disease?
Oh, joy, the diagnosis please,
When I see your face, my knees get weak!
Well, I'm burnin' up...I got the fever,
She's my perfect nurse and I'll never leave her!
Her bedside manner has healed so many,
But why am I in love...
(why's he so in love?) Why am I in love with Officer Jenny...

Yeah!

(chorus) Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!


All right! Swing it!

[dance break]

A one woman man's what I wanna be,
But there's two perect girls for me-heeeee.....


(bridge) Oh, I try...and I try...and I still sweat deep inside...
From these two, I can't choose, I can't stand the bad news,
Bout the name of the girl that I love, ooo!


(verse 3) This can't go on, enough is enough!
I've got to pick one, no matter how tough!
It's time for eeny-meeny, miney-moe...

But wait a second... (wait a second) Wait a second! (come on and wait a second) What's her name? I just gotta know...

I've just gotta know!

(chorus) Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman man's what I wanna be,
But there's one...
no, two...
No, three-four-five-six-seven...so many...
Perfect girls for me-heeeeeee! All right!

and MY version of "Paradaisu"

::intro of waves and calm music::

::music picks up into a samba beat::

La-la-la, la la la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, letters of love and joy!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!

(spoken) Oh yes, I understand...
(sung) I fall in love so easily...
(spoken) My heart has been broken...
(sung) Too many times to see...
Yet there is, too little space
For me...to get back up again!

(spoken) And even if they think of me...
(sung) As someone much too carefree...
(spoken) And even if they make fun of me...
(sung) Laughing at my foolish deeds...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
My dream is alive!

Come on now, la-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, hear a word's beautiful sound!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!

[dance break/guitar solo]

(spoken) Oh yes, many times I've learned...
(sung) The game of love is filled with pain...
(spoken) My heart has been broken...
(sung) It's often aching...
And so, all I can do
Is laugh, to lift my spirit! ::laughs::

(spoken) And even if they think of me...
(sung) As someone prone to make mistakes...
(spoken) Even if they're laughing at me...
(sung) Laughing, calling me a clown...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
My dream is alive!

Come on now, la-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, hear a word's beautiful sound!
La-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, my life of paradise!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!

Come on now, la-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, hear a word's beautiful sound!
La-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, my life of paradise!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!

(spoken) OH!

Stevo-kun November 4th, 2004 8:14 PM

Wow XD. That song lol I remember that.

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EmeraldSky November 4th, 2004 8:29 PM

You have no idea how long it took me to translate "Paradaisu":

20 minutes looking for the MP3
10 minutes waiting for it to download
5 minutes to find a good Japanese-English dictionary
10 minutes to find a site with a rough translation of the words.
an hour or so of listening, stopping, writing, restarting, etc.
5 minutes to sing it through
5 minutes to correct any rough rhythms
10 minutes to sing it again to see how it sounded.

If I had a mike, I'd record myself singing my English words...

Stevo-kun November 4th, 2004 8:36 PM

WOW O_O. You took that long man. Well I woulda took longer XD. Good Job thumbs up XD.

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EmeraldSky November 5th, 2004 5:55 AM

Thank you...

The sad thing is, it took me six tries to beat Brock in FR (Although seeing him in his anime clothes was a nice perk)

Stevo-kun November 5th, 2004 8:00 PM

Lol who did you start with on FR. I started with Charmander on LG and beat him first time with Charmanders Metal Claw XD.

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EmeraldSky November 6th, 2004 7:20 AM

I started with Charmander on FR too...but I used Wings, my Butterfree, in battle, and I had no idea his Onix had Rock Tomb...hopefully I'll beat him in one try with Mizu, my Squirtle on LG

Stevo-kun November 6th, 2004 3:31 PM

Yeah I actually ended up getting all my Pokemon to about Lv.13 - 15 before I battled him XD.

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EmeraldSky November 6th, 2004 3:39 PM

YES! Mizu hammered Brock easily!

A question:

Do you think Brock is capable of playing an instrument? If so, what would you like to see him play?

I want to either see him play an acoustic guitar or harmonica.

Stevo-kun November 7th, 2004 11:37 AM

Yeah I think he would play the Harmonica too XD. I dont know why though lol

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sly_74 November 7th, 2004 11:39 AM

I guess I could see him playing an acoustic guitar. XD

Stevo-kun November 7th, 2004 11:46 AM

Well I saw the epi "Come what May" today hehe that rhymes and anyway Brock was so funny when he was going round the whole of the contest hall saying bad pickup lines to all the girls XD.

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EmeraldSky November 7th, 2004 12:50 PM

A harmonica suits him well, so he can sing (and play) the blues when he's rejected...again...plus he just would sound good with an acoustic guitar; so I always give him one when he appears in my writings...and he plays it somewhere in every scene I write with him in it.

Today's topic: Post songs you think Brock would be most likely to sing! (include instrumentation)

Here's one called "Put Yourself in My Shoes" that I feel suits his frustration of not having a lady perfectly! (he'd also play the harmonica riffs in between the verses)

Here it is:

[harmonica riff]

Your mind is made up, you won't even try....
You didn't even cry this time!
You say that we could never see eye to eye
And one of us just must be blind.
We have our differences
We're still the same
See what we want to see
But you take a second look
And maybe things wouldn't seem the same
If you could see what you mean to me...

Put yourself in my shoes...
Walk a mile for me.
I'll put myself in your shoes
Maybe then we'd see
That if you put yourself in my shoes...
You'd have some sympathy.
And if I could only put myself in your shoes
I'd walk right back to me....


[harmonica riff]


You're gonna keep walkin' and you're gonna pass me by,
You say you don't even care!
But I could always recognize a real good-bye
And I know your heart's not there
We've had our differences,
We're still the same...
Hear what we want to hear...
Now I'm head over heels in the lost and found
It's a cryin' shame
I thought we made the perfect pair!

Put yourself in my shoes...
Walk a while--walk that mile for me.
I'll put myself in your shoes
Maybe then we'd see...
That if you put yourself in my shoes
You'd have some sympathy
And if I could only put myself in your shoes,
I'd walk right back to me....
I'd walk right back to me...

I'd walk.....right ba-a-a-ack....to me....


[harmonica riff]

Stevo-kun November 7th, 2004 2:13 PM

Well Im not really that good at songs lol and I mean the episode was "pros and con artists" because "Come what may" is the next epi lol

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EmeraldSky November 7th, 2004 2:28 PM

Okay then, here's one called "Handyman"... (he'd play guitar and sing on this one)

[guitar intro]

Hey girls, gather round...
Listen to what I'm putting down...
Hey, baby, I'm your handyman...

I'm not the kind that uses pencil or rule...
I'm handy with love and I'm no fool...
I fix broken hearts, I know, that I truly can!

So if your broken heart, should need repair,
Then I am the man to see!
I'll whisper sweet things, you'll tell all your friends...
They'll come runnin' to me-hee-ee-ee-ee....

Here is the main thing that I want to say...
I'm busy 24 hours a day...
I fix broken hearts, I know, that I truly can!

Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a come come...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a come come...
They'll come runnin' to me-hee-ee-ee-ee...

Here is the main thing that I want to say...
I'm busy 24 hours a day...
I fix broken hearts, I know, that I truly can!

Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a come come...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a come come...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...


[repeat the above ad nauseum]

Stevo-kun November 9th, 2004 4:20 PM

XD. Wll emerald have you got any funny things that Brock has said cus were coming up with funny quotes.

Oh yeah do you know that song by Wet wet wet "Ill always love you" or something I think Brock could sing that XD

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EmeraldSky November 9th, 2004 4:33 PM

Okay! Next question: (I'm out of songs...)

Since he doesn't do breeding very much anymore, what ELSE do you think Brock could be?

I wouldn't mind him turning into a superstar (He's got the voice for it!)

Geodude November 10th, 2004 12:52 AM

Brock: "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

EmeraldSky November 10th, 2004 5:58 AM

LOL! That's a good one! (sounds like something Brock would say)

Stevo-kun November 11th, 2004 6:10 PM

Ok this one is in the Pokemon League in Kanto

"Yeah Jannette, She should win"

and then Misty shouts at him lol

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PikaPal November 11th, 2004 6:17 PM

Brock has way too many pick-up lines!!
I think he could be a pokemon doctor, hed be good at that.

EmeraldSky November 11th, 2004 6:26 PM

Today's Question:

If Brock were real, how would you react?

I'd give the guy a break and take him on a date...

Stevo-kun November 11th, 2004 6:32 PM

Well Id be friends with him XD,

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EmeraldSky November 11th, 2004 6:35 PM

Then I'd ask him to make some Pokechow for my team...

Stevo-kun November 11th, 2004 6:58 PM

Yeah so true XD. Hes soo good at that XD.

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EmeraldSky November 11th, 2004 7:11 PM

Then I'd bug him for the recipe!

Stevo-kun November 11th, 2004 7:38 PM

Yeah shake it out of him XD.

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EmeraldSky November 12th, 2004 7:08 PM

And now, a funny Brock scene from my writings...Brock as a tap dancer!

"...Misty noticed Brock's thoughtful expression and glanced over at the lounge window. "What is it, Brock?

"Hmmm..." Brock thought a little bit longer, then turned towards the grand hall exit. "Excuse me for a moment...." and he disappeared into the crowd.

"What's he doing?" Ash wondered.

"Probably left to concoct some elaborate scheme to woo Nurse Joy...but who knows...He could've gone back to get something from the room or take a bathroom break...who knows..." Misty sighed. "We'll just wait here...

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After an hour, Ash and Misty were still waiting for Brock to return. Ash paced the floor by his chair, and Misty just watched some of the other duels. Finally, Ash collapsed in his chair. exhausted. "What's taking him so long? You'd think he'd be back by now..." No sooner had he said this, the lights on a makeshift stage went up, and a catchy melody began to play over the speakers. Then, Brock appeared in a sparkling red jacket, sparkling black pants, and black shoes to match. A top hat with a red stripe on it sat on his head, completing the look.

Misty then heard a clack-clack-clackety-clack noise coming from the stage as Brock danced to the music. "What's that?"

"Pika pi!" Pikachu replied, pointing at Ash's shoes.

"It's his shoes making all that noise?" Misty asked, puzzled.

Ash watched the dance with interest. "I didn't even know Brock could tap dance!"

"He is quite good..." Misty mused as Brock began to sing as he danced:

Oh-wo-over and over...
I try to prove my love to you...
Over and over...
What more can I do?
Over and over,
My friends say I'm a fool
But oh-wo-over and over...
I'll be a fool for you!...


Just then, Misty got an idea. "Come on, Ash!" She grabbed Ash's hand and dragged him to the stage.

"Hey, wait, Mistyyyyyy!!!!!" Ash protested as he tripped over stray rocks, catches in the carpet, and whizzing past other people, all the way to the stage behind Brock, just as Brock sang 'Cause you've got...

Personality... Misty sang, kicking up her legs.

"Misty...I can't dance!" Ash complained, trying his hardest to kick up his legs like Misty was.

"Quit complaining and kick!" Misty ordered. With that, she began to sing a backup melody to Brock's song:

"Walk.... Brock sang.

"The personality... Misty and Ash echoed.

Talk.... Brock continued, skipping across the stage as he danced.

"The personality..." the others echoed.

"Smile...." Brock twirled a little as he ascended a small stairway in front of the makeshift chorus line, which had now grown to include some curious bystanders.

"The personality..."

"Charm..." Brock continued, doing some kicking along with his chorus line.

"The personality..."

"Love..." Brock struck a pose among the line....

"The personality..."

"Plus you've got a great big he-ah-art!" Brock sang, dancing down the stairway on the stage towards Nurse Joy, who had come out of the lounge to see what was going on. She giggled as Brock sang "So over...

"Over and over..." Misty and Ash echoed.

"And over..." Brock continued, halfway skipping as he danced.

"Over and over..." Misty and Ash echoed again.

"Oh, I'll be a fool for you..." Brock sang, pointing at Nurse Joy on the word 'you'. Nurse Joy stifled a giggle as she continued to watch the show.

"Over and over..." the chorus line echoed.

"Now over..." Brock was approaching his starting point.

"Over and over..."

"and over..." Brock waved to Officer Jenny as she entered the room, interested.

"Over and over..."

"What more can I do?" Brock sang, smiling at the two girls.

Officer Jenny turned to Nurse Joy. "So, what inspired Mr. Lovebird here to do this?"

"Well, I have to admit, this is quite a show!" Nurse Joy laughed as Brock sang "Cause you've got..." again, restarting the chorus.

"Hmm...the chorus line's a nice touch...and Lover-boy looks good in sparklies...." Officer Jenny noted as the music went into a dance break, allowing Brock to dance solo.

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Meanwhile, in a backstage area, Team Rocket waited, listening to the show going on out on the stage. "Okay, guys...you know the plan?" James asked everyone.

"And you also know why we're here?" Jessie asked.

"Yeah, I know!" Meowth exclaimed, confident in the latest plot the team had concocted.

"Okay, why are we here?" James asked with a sly smirk.

"'Cause we've got..." Meowth began. "The personality!"

"The personality?" Jessie and James looked at each other, confused.

"The personality...the personality....the personality...." Meowth continued to sing and kick up his legs. "Everybody now!...the personality...."

"Wobba! Wobba!" Wobbufett also joined in the dancing.

"Okay, besides the personality, why are we here?" Jessie sighed, exasperated as Meowth's sudden burst into song.

"Quiet down! I'm trying to watch the dancer on the stage!" Meowth shushed as Brock continued his dance, mesmerized by the steps.

James looked out on the stage. "You know...I have a better idea..." and he dragged Jessie and Meowth into a costume storage closet, slamming the door behind him. "We'll dress up and blend into the chorus line...then when the song's over, we'll take Pikachu!"

"Great idea!" Jessie called as she rummaged through the various suits, dresses, hats, masks, and other props. She emerged from the pile wearing a pale yellow dress. "How's this?"

"Perfect, darling!" James replied as he threw on a pinstripe shirt and small hat, also grabbing a cane from the pile of props. "Okay! Let's go!" The three Rockets raced onto the darkened part of the stage and squeezed into the chorus line.

"Hey!" one girl complained as Jessie squeezed herself in.

"Pardon me, sir..." James scrunched himself in between two boys, right as the music concluded the solo.

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Brock posed as the music paused for a moment, then sang again:

Wo-wo-wo...

Oh-wo-over and over,
I said that I love you...
He tapped a step in rhythm to the music as he descended the stairway.
Over and over...
Honey, love, it's the truth!
Officer Jenny couldn't resist laughing at this.
Over and over...
They still say I'm a fool!
Some curious girls giggled as they watched the unfolding routine.
But oh-wo-over and over...
I'll be a fool for you!


'Cause you got...Brock skipped over to a spot facing Officer Jenny as he started the chorus again.

Personality... sang the chorus line, which had now swelled to over 100 people.

"Walk....

"The personality...

"Talk..."

"The personality...

"Smile..."

"The personality...

"Charm..."

"The personality...

"Love...

"The personality...

"Plus you've got a great big he-ah-art! So over...

"Over and over..."

"And over..."

"Over and over..."

"Oh, I'll be a fool for you..." Brock pointed at Officer Jenny this time, causing her to smile a little, but she was also somewhat embarrassed.

"Over and over..."

"Now over..."

"Over and over..."

"And over..."

"Over and over..."

"What more can I do? 'Cause you've got..."

Personality...

"Walk....

"The personality...

"Talk..."

"The personality...

"Smile..."

"The personality...

"Charm..."

"The personality...

"Love...

"The personality...

"Plus you've got a great big he-ah-art! So over...

"Over and over..."

"And over..."

"Over and over..."

"Oh, I'll be a fool for you..."

"Over and over..."

"Now over..."

"Over and over..."

"And over..."

"Over and over..."

"What more can I do? 'Cause you've got..."


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James could feel the sweat forming on his head as he continued to kick up his legs. He, Jessie, and Meowth had been only kicking for a few minutes, but to him, it felt like several hours. "Hey, Jessie?" he whispered.

"What?" Jessie asked.

"Please remind me why we're kicking our legs like this..." James sighed. "My legs are getting tired...

"We're supposed to! Now quit complaining and sing!" Jessie retorted as the chorus began again.

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Brock smiled as he danced, apparently pleased with himself. Not only had he gotten the attention of two girls, but he had also attracted an entire crowd that liked him, too. Pleased with this thought, he belted out another chorus. But when he got to "Plus you've got a great big he-ah-art!", there was a sudden crash from offstage, causing the entire chorus line to gasp.

"What's going on?" Ash asked, apparently panicked. Everyone else fled the stage as Jessie and James appeared on the stairwell behind Brock.

"And you've got a great big mouth!" Jessie chided Brock.

"That's not how the song goes!" Brock protested.

"Who cares how the song goes? We're taking the stage now!" and Jessie stuck out her foot, sending Brock falling to the ground with a thud..."

Stevo-kun November 12th, 2004 7:24 PM

XD. I can imagine that XD. It sounds funny lol and that could make a great epi well done.

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EmeraldSky November 13th, 2004 6:35 AM

That song I made him dance to is a real song.

I'll post another moment later.

Stevo-kun November 13th, 2004 12:18 PM

Cool XD. But I think that would be really funny if he actually did it XD.

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EmeraldSky November 13th, 2004 12:58 PM

Presenting another funny Brock moment: Brock as a Western fiddler!

"..."You let the band go, RIGHT NOW!!!" Misty demanded.

"Oh yeah, try and make us!" James retorted.

Misty turned to answer James' taunt when a whistle echoed through the hall. "Huh?"

"What?" Jessie watched, surprised, as Brock appeared on the stage, calmly sawing away at his fiddle. "I thought we'd tied up the band!"

"Step we gaily, on we go, heel for heel and toe for toe!" Brock commanded. At this, Jessie grabbed James and began to twirl him about, only stopping to touch her heel, then her toe, to the floor.

"But..." James protested as Jessie dragged him across the floor.

"You heard the caller, now do as he says!" Jessie retorted as she attempted to get James to follow along.

"Arm and arm and row on row; swing your partner, do-si-do!" Brock commanded, snickering as the Rockets copied his call. "While I have them occupied, I might as well keep them busy while someone notifies the police..." he thought as the spinning Rockets nearly crashed into the back wall of the room, nearly squishing Meowth and the sack with Pikachu inside!

"Brock! Tell them to release Pikachu!" Ash called.

"Hey there, let that Pikachu go, he didn't do a thing to hold up this show!" Brock commanded. Jessie and James watched as Meowth rhythmically untied the sack, freeing Pikachu, who ran into Ash's waiting arms.

"That was very clever of Brock to get you out of there like that!" Ash cooed as he scratched Pikachu's head. "Who knows what else he has up his sleeve..."


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Jessie sighed as she danced. "I never would've imagined the our plot would be crashed by the caller, of all people!"

"Hey, look!" Meowth called, snapping Jessie from her thoughts. "Da janitor's closet is right over here!"

Jessie turned to look in the direction Meowth was pointing, spotting the closet's entrance nearby a dark hallway. "Well, so it is!"

"Maybe we can find somethin' to keep da caller quiet so we can catch Pikachu again!" Meowth suggested. He waited as his comrades danced over to the closet door, opened it, and began rummaging through the cleaning supplies, trash bags, buckets, and other items, all the while keeping step with the music.

"This should do it!" Jessie announced, triumphantly holding a bucket of hot water in the air. "Now to go dump this on the caller!" She was about to lead the others out when...

"Hey now, what's the bucket for? Why don't you use it to clean the floor?" Brock commanded from the stage.

Jessie rolled her eyes. ""When in Rome..." she sighed, dumping the hot water onto James and Meowth.

"YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWCH!" Meowth cried, dancing around the closet in pain.

"What was THAT for?" James also demanded as he tended to several burn wounds on his hands. "Now we're both burnt and soaking wet!"

"Well, the caller said for me to dump it out onto you guys, so I did!" Jessie protested.

"He needs some hot water dumped on him, dat's for sure!" Meowth grumbled as he grabbed a mop from the clutter. "Or maybe a good whack on da head should do it!" With that, he lead the soaked Rockets out of the closet and towards the stage, where Brock was still playing one rousing fiddle tune after another. Just before Meowth could aim...

"Time for a cleanup, you don't need a broom, so whack those Rockets across the room!" Brock commanded with a wink in the Rocket's direction.

"Oh no..." James braced himself for the impending whack...

THWACK! "Fore!" Meowth called as he sent Jessie and James hurtling across the room, where they both crashed into the refreshment table. Jessie emerged from the mess picking bonbons from her hair.

"Happy landings!" Meowth chortled as he threw the mop aside and ran to help his comrades.

"You stay out of this..." James grumbled as he picked bits of taco shells from his shirt.

"Well, we know things couldn't get any worse..." Jessie sighed as she brushed herself clean. No sooner had she said that...

"Goodness, you guys are a hungry brood, so why don't you share all of that food?" Brock taunted the Rockets as he started another song.

"Translation: FOOD FIGHT!!!" Meowth cried, hurling a tomato in James' direction. James countered by tossing some pears at Meowth.

"Yah!" Jessie countered by throwing a pie at James, but James ducked, causing the coconut custard missile to land on Meowth!

"Why you..." Meowth grumbled, slapping a banana peel on Jessie.

"Take that!" Jessie defended herself from the rain of produce by flinging the afterdinner mints at Meowth.

"Bombs away!" James called, firing a brownie at Jessie...


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"Boy, when the caller said share the food, I don't think he meant a food fight..." James groaned as he waited for his shirt to come out of the dryer.

"Food fight or not, our plot's been ruined enough!" Jessie snapped. "I don't even want to know what the boss would say if we told him about tonight..."

"Den if he calls, don't tell him!" Meowth suggested. "What we really need to do is break that fiddle da caller's using!"

"And if that doesn't work, the boss might as well turn you into a bunch of fiddle strings and play you!" Jessie roared, exasperated. Meowth, frightened by Jessie's threat, slunk behind a towel dispenser, cowering in fear.

"Well..." James sighed as he pulled his now clean shirt over his head. "The least we can do is escape..." Just as he opened the door, another fiddle tune came blaring into the bathroom, causing James to start tapping his foot again. He quickly slammed the door and slumped to the floor. "The caller's still out there, still playing...either he's soloing or waiting for us to come out..."

"Den let's just sit here and wait until he stops!" Meowth suggested.

"Yeah! Sooner or later he's going to run out of songs to play, that's when we bail!" Jessie agreed. The other Rockets nodded in agreement.


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"Is he done yet?" Jessie asked. "We've been waiting for an hour now..."

"I'll check..." and James crept up to the bathroom door, pressed his ear against it, and listened hard. "I don't hear anything."

"Maybe he's stopped?" Jessie asked as she struggled to carry several bars of soap and some rolls of toliet paper. "At least the boss will be thankful we got him some fresh soap..."

"Come on..." James carefully opened the door and led the Rockets through the darkened hall. But before they could open the exit door...

"Thought I was finished? Done? Oh no..." Brock called as the lights came up in the room and the stage, surprising the three Rockets! "I still have plenty more tunes to go!" With that, he raised his fiddle to his chin once again and started yet another tune, causing the Rockets to dance again!

"AUGH!" Jessie cried, dropping the soap she was carrying as the fiddle's song consumed her body yet again.

"Yeee-ahhhh!" James and Meowth struggled to keep their balance as they slid across the room, entangling themselves and Jessie in toilet paper in the process. Finally, they came to a screeching halt nearby an exit door.

"Well, we know things couldn't get any worse..." James sighed. At that moment, his cell phone rang. "Oh no..."

"If that's who I think it is..." Jessie groaned.

James shakily picked up the phone. "H-hello?"

"What is with all this blasted fiddle music?" Giovanni demanded. "It's scaring Layla!" Some yowls from a Persian permated the background.

"Sorry boss, we'll..." James started...

"Hey, put down the phone and listen well, march on over and ring that bell!" Brock commanded, pointing out a large blue button with a bell symbol on it with his bow. Jessie used Meowth as a balance as she hit the button, completely unaware of what the description of the button read: POLICE ALARM...."

Stevo-kun November 13th, 2004 2:12 PM

Wow, thats funny XD.

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ravenstorture November 13th, 2004 2:13 PM

http://filb.greenchu.de/extras/ag102/020.jpg
Just a pic of Ash, Pika, and Brock together.

Alex_ November 13th, 2004 2:21 PM

Cool Club, I joined cuz Brock PWNS...P_V's already said i could join so ...w00t

ravenstorture November 13th, 2004 2:24 PM

http://filb.greenchu.de/extras/ag102/043.jpg
Just a pic of the group with Masato pointing at a Cradily.

Stevo-kun November 13th, 2004 2:26 PM

Ok Ill add you to the list Tdude and Im gonna make Emerald the President and Piro the Vice President and Tdude the Co-Owner if tahts ok with all of ya.

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Alex_ November 13th, 2004 2:47 PM

http://filb.greenchu.de/extras/ag102/074.jpg
pic of brock u can only guess what hes lookin at XD

EmeraldSky November 13th, 2004 2:52 PM

^
Brock's goo-goo eyes, number 357

Stevo-kun November 13th, 2004 2:58 PM

Hey thats a cool pic XD. I love it when brocks like that hes so funny and is it ok wit you emerald

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Alex_ November 13th, 2004 3:07 PM

http://filb.greenchu.de/extras/ag102/168.jpg
another pic of brock dodgin somethin ....XD

EmeraldSky November 13th, 2004 3:10 PM

^
Brock: Gee, you don't have to give me the whole refrigerator!

Stevo-kun November 13th, 2004 3:17 PM

1 Attachment(s)
I like this one I took a while back XD.

Pokemon_Veteran

Here it is

Alex_ November 13th, 2004 3:19 PM

^^ i like that one its funny (^_^)

Stevo-kun November 13th, 2004 3:21 PM

Yeah I found it funny when I saw the epi XD.

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Alex_ November 13th, 2004 3:29 PM

http://filb.greenchu.de/extras/ag102/177.jpg
nother pic Brock pikachu and Ash ^_^

Stevo-kun November 13th, 2004 4:03 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Nice pic XD.

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Here is another one courtesy of me XD.

EmeraldSky November 13th, 2004 4:16 PM

They're a little small, so i can't see them.

Anyone have the real English words to Takeshi no Paradaisu?

Stevo-kun November 13th, 2004 4:18 PM

All you have to do Emerald is click the picture and it will enlarge XD. Plus i dont know the words sorry.

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Alex_ November 13th, 2004 4:23 PM

http://filb.greenchu.de/extras/ag102/293.jpg
heres the gang with Brock at the end of the day ^_^

EmeraldSky November 13th, 2004 4:29 PM

Here's a fan adaptation I made using the original version:

::intro of waves and calm music::

::music picks up into a samba beat::

La-la-la, la la la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, letters of love and joy!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!


Oh yes, I understand...
I fall in love so easily...
My heart has been broken...
Too many times to see...
Yet there is, too little space
For me...to get back up again!


And even if they think of me...
As someone much too carefree...
And even if they make fun of me...
Laughing at my foolish deeds...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
My dream is alive!

Come on now, la-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, hear a word's beautiful sound!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...

My lovely one...

[dance break/guitar solo]

Oh yes, many times I've learned...
The game of love is filled with pain...
My heart has been broken...
It's often aching...
And so, all I can do
Is laugh, to lift my spirit!
::laughs::

And even if they think of me...
As someone prone to make mistakes...
Even if they're laughing at me...
Laughing, calling me a clown...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
My dream is alive!

Come on now, la-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, hear a word's beautiful sound!
La-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, my life of paradise!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...


MY LOVELY ONE!!!

Come on now, la-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, hear a word's beautiful sound!
La-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, my life of paradise!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...


MY LOVELY ONE!!!

OH!

Stevo-kun November 13th, 2004 4:34 PM

Ok I have a question.

What hair style do you think would suit Brock the best XD.

I think that an Afro would suit Brock XD.

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EmeraldSky November 13th, 2004 4:49 PM

There IS a picture of him with a 'fro out there on Serebii...want me to go get it?

Stevo-kun November 13th, 2004 4:58 PM

No its ok XD. I have one look XD.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/FlanneryFan/AG81_027.jpg

He likes it himself XD

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EmeraldSky November 13th, 2004 5:06 PM

^
What happened when Brock got a little TOO industrious with May's hair curler

Stevo-kun November 13th, 2004 5:08 PM

LOL XD. Yeah thats funny lol anyway I gotta go now cya guys :D

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