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Aizuke January 13th, 2009 12:27 PM

Officer, I'm in a bit of a rush. Blood's leaking from the boot of my car.

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 12:36 PM

I always loved a man in uniform. ;3

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 12:39 PM

Is your baton measured by the length of... you know.

Her January 13th, 2009 12:39 PM

Do you have pink fluffy handcuffs?

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 12:43 PM

I'm not doing anything suspicious. I'm just... umm... driving to... work! not doing anything suspicious with the murder of the guy at the end of the street! Who told you that? When I get them, I'll...

Mitchman January 13th, 2009 12:43 PM

Officer good day. As you can see i am driving in a stolen car with 3 hookers 5 kilos of dope and one body. Wanna join us?

Her January 13th, 2009 12:44 PM

What you gonna do with all that junk, all that stuff in my trunk?

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 12:45 PM

Wow! Chrome dome! What you gonna do, lock me up?

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 12:45 PM

Oh great timing, I've been looking for a stripper for my hen's night. :3

Barney. January 13th, 2009 12:45 PM

I heard your missus is up the spout...

Let me know who dunnit and I'll sort 'im out.

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 12:46 PM

If you revoke this fine, I'll give you my wife.

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 12:47 PM

The trees told me to! They spoke to me! As did the flowers, the bench...

Mitchman January 13th, 2009 12:47 PM

Hey tell your buddies to get off my tail i am trying to escape here!

storm393 January 13th, 2009 12:48 PM

person:i am on a very tight schedule, *raise in voice* and i am not in the mood for this. dont you have someone else to yell at. like that old lady over there.
officer: THATS MY MOM!

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 12:48 PM

Hey, did you want to see the illegal pigeon fighting too?

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 12:49 PM

License? What the hell is that?

Barney. January 13th, 2009 12:50 PM

That mess? Oh yeas thats a mixture of sick and dried blood that has come from my hooker.

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 12:50 PM

Never mind the laws, I have money!

I Laugh at your Misfortune! January 13th, 2009 12:52 PM

Yeah, the guy in my boot is...um...sleeping...

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 12:52 PM

Look over there! A robber! *Steals wallet*

Barney. January 13th, 2009 12:54 PM

You: If you let the speeding pass ... *Slips a piece of paper into cops hand*
Cop: Sir, The police force doesn't take bribes....Especially not Basketball tickets...
You: Oh wait I need those!

Persona January 13th, 2009 12:54 PM

No officer, that's not a gun in my pocket; I'm just happy to see you. :)

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 12:55 PM

Were you too stupid to be part of the FBI, and were forced to be a cop?

Barney. January 13th, 2009 12:55 PM

What the hell?

Why did you stop me!?

I was driving at 10 miles per hour!

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 12:56 PM

Oh, come on! Not my fault my knife accidently went into his heart. Or hers. Or his, or his...


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