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Officer, I'm in a bit of a rush. Blood's leaking from the boot of my car.
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I always loved a man in uniform. ;3
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Is your baton measured by the length of... you know.
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Do you have pink fluffy handcuffs?
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I'm not doing anything suspicious. I'm just... umm... driving to... work! not doing anything suspicious with the murder of the guy at the end of the street! Who told you that? When I get them, I'll...
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Officer good day. As you can see i am driving in a stolen car with 3 hookers 5 kilos of dope and one body. Wanna join us?
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What you gonna do with all that junk, all that stuff in my trunk?
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Wow! Chrome dome! What you gonna do, lock me up?
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Oh great timing, I've been looking for a stripper for my hen's night. :3
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I heard your missus is up the spout...
Let me know who dunnit and I'll sort 'im out. |
If you revoke this fine, I'll give you my wife.
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The trees told me to! They spoke to me! As did the flowers, the bench...
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Hey tell your buddies to get off my tail i am trying to escape here!
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person:i am on a very tight schedule, *raise in voice* and i am not in the mood for this. dont you have someone else to yell at. like that old lady over there.
officer: THATS MY MOM! |
Hey, did you want to see the illegal pigeon fighting too?
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License? What the hell is that?
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That mess? Oh yeas thats a mixture of sick and dried blood that has come from my hooker.
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Never mind the laws, I have money!
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Yeah, the guy in my boot is...um...sleeping...
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Look over there! A robber! *Steals wallet*
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You: If you let the speeding pass ... *Slips a piece of paper into cops hand*
Cop: Sir, The police force doesn't take bribes....Especially not Basketball tickets... You: Oh wait I need those! |
No officer, that's not a gun in my pocket; I'm just happy to see you. :)
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Were you too stupid to be part of the FBI, and were forced to be a cop?
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What the hell?
Why did you stop me!? I was driving at 10 miles per hour! |
Oh, come on! Not my fault my knife accidently went into his heart. Or hers. Or his, or his...
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