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Aizuke January 13th, 2009 12:56 PM

Your uniform isn't just only for work, huh?

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 12:57 PM

God, that driver was such a jerk... Oh that was you?!

Barney. January 13th, 2009 12:59 PM

Yes officer...That is blood...Yes that is a body....Soooo what's your point?

Mitchman January 13th, 2009 12:59 PM

Officer i can easily explain how the 5 block radius exploded from an explosion coming from my house but you need to know higher math and a lot of chemistry. And i doubt you do yeh stupid doughnut eating fatarse crome dome!

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 1:00 PM

Officer, please tenderise me. :3

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 1:03 PM

My name? I want to know you first!

Persona January 13th, 2009 1:03 PM

Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy? ;3

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 1:05 PM

I love playing good cop, bad cop. ;D

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 1:07 PM

I'm sure you'd change your mind about giving me that ticket once we've spent a night together. ;3

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 1:07 PM

We may have seperate views, but 100 miles an hour is safe to me. That child didn't look before crossing. Not my fault.

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 1:12 PM

I'll obey anything you say, Officer. ;3

Her January 13th, 2009 1:12 PM

But I wanted the female cop.

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 1:13 PM

Whoa! I think I have a stalker... You've been following me all day now.

Her January 13th, 2009 1:15 PM

Do you have whipped cream instead of pepper spray?

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 1:16 PM

You are really convincing me that you're a cop. The costume is superb!

Her January 13th, 2009 1:19 PM

No, I'm placing YOU under arrest.

Mitchman January 13th, 2009 1:19 PM

Wow 10-15 minutes and 2 pages XD
Officer may i say your private show on the internet is excellent. Can you do one for me here?

Her January 13th, 2009 1:21 PM

Hey, I think I saw you on Cops once...

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 1:30 PM

Hey, I didn't know she was your wife!

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 1:31 PM

If you're going to take me to jail, please be rough.

Banjora Marxvile January 13th, 2009 1:32 PM

That's your daughter that's in the boot of my car? There's been a mix-up. You'll laugh when I tell you this...

Her January 13th, 2009 1:33 PM

Hey, is my baton poking you? Oh wait, I don't have a baton...

ruby January 13th, 2009 1:34 PM

Ooh, so soft; Do you moisturise?

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 1:34 PM

I know you've been stalking me for a while, Officer. :x

Her January 13th, 2009 1:36 PM

Don't worry, I'll make Heaven a place in prison.


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