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Aizuke January 13th, 2009 1:37 PM

I'm sure you have fluffy hand cuffs from your regular ones. ;3

Her January 13th, 2009 1:38 PM

I have connections...
in your pants.

Her January 13th, 2009 1:41 PM

I'm resisting arrest! Oh, please tackle me to the ground.

Starway January 13th, 2009 1:41 PM

Hello officer could you hold on for a moment?
*Hits the driver door of your car open*
Opps sorry!
*Drive away*

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 1:42 PM

I break the law, just so I can see your beautiful face again~ ♥

Her January 13th, 2009 1:43 PM

I could do a strip dance on your baton if you want...

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 1:44 PM

How roomy is it in the back of your paddy wagon? ;3

Her January 13th, 2009 1:45 PM

Sure, I'll remain silent.

Her January 13th, 2009 1:48 PM

Boo, I get the only straight cop in town.

Tater Tot January 13th, 2009 1:56 PM

YOU'RE ARRESTING ME? I've been driving more than I've been drinking!

Starway January 13th, 2009 1:56 PM

Your the ninth cop I've seen with a stupid mustache!

Her January 13th, 2009 2:03 PM

Code 311 means sexy party, right?

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 2:05 PM

This is the best way to meet studs like you. :D

the bitter end. January 13th, 2009 2:06 PM

He had Life insurance, didn't he...

Starway January 13th, 2009 2:12 PM

Hmm...I wonder where this gun came from?

the bitter end. January 13th, 2009 2:14 PM

*Points at Closer* She did it! -runs-

Starway January 13th, 2009 2:16 PM

Hey look a monkey!
*Punch in the face*

the bitter end. January 13th, 2009 2:25 PM

Look, I'm not interested in you land, sir. Go back to that cave where all of you door to door salesmen live.

Starway January 13th, 2009 2:27 PM

Give me the ticket already! Iv'e heard this like a million times before!

beauty. proletariat January 13th, 2009 2:27 PM

I'll give you a beer if you leave me alone mate!

epicfail fur teh lulz

KurlyFries January 13th, 2009 2:28 PM

I definitely smell a pork product of some sort.

Look! a black man robbing a donut shop!!!!

Starway January 13th, 2009 2:33 PM

....Look at Chicken go catch it! =D

Aizuke January 13th, 2009 2:46 PM

I'm sure you pulling me over had other intentions. ;3

Starway January 13th, 2009 3:02 PM

You just keep talking and talking....

Ru-Kun January 13th, 2009 3:11 PM

If the cop was female

Were you the on at my party?


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