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I'm sure you have fluffy hand cuffs from your regular ones. ;3
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I have connections...
in your pants. |
I'm resisting arrest! Oh, please tackle me to the ground.
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Hello officer could you hold on for a moment?
*Hits the driver door of your car open* Opps sorry! *Drive away* |
I break the law, just so I can see your beautiful face again~ ♥
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I could do a strip dance on your baton if you want...
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How roomy is it in the back of your paddy wagon? ;3
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Sure, I'll remain silent.
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Boo, I get the only straight cop in town.
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YOU'RE ARRESTING ME? I've been driving more than I've been drinking!
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Your the ninth cop I've seen with a stupid mustache!
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Code 311 means sexy party, right?
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This is the best way to meet studs like you. :D
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He had Life insurance, didn't he...
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Hmm...I wonder where this gun came from?
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*Points at Closer* She did it! -runs-
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Hey look a monkey!
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Look, I'm not interested in you land, sir. Go back to that cave where all of you door to door salesmen live.
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Give me the ticket already! Iv'e heard this like a million times before!
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I'll give you a beer if you leave me alone mate!
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I definitely smell a pork product of some sort.
Look! a black man robbing a donut shop!!!! |
....Look at Chicken go catch it! =D
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I'm sure you pulling me over had other intentions. ;3
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You just keep talking and talking....
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If the cop was female
Were you the on at my party? |
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