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But chimchar has fire on its ass, so it dies.
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*Lawl Wtf?*
So Brien is forced to continue on without a pokémon. |
Magikarp splashes on him. Brien shoves the Magikarp out of his face and the Magikarp starts to evolve. It evolves into Mewtwo (WTF) and kicks Brien. Mewtwo flies off to Pickleland Cerulean Cave.
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Then celebi appears and thinks "wtf? that makes no sence!" and travels back in time to post #27 and stops it from ever happening.
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Palkia kicks Celebi out of this universe and Dialga fast-fowards to when Magitwo evolved into Mewtwo and flies off to Cerulean Cave.
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somehow as a result of so much time travel briens legs and arms swapped positions!!
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Now that Brien is a freak of nature, he has to go find a real doctor! (not one of thems pogeymon docterz) So he heads off in the direction of Goldenrod City cause it has the highest chance of having a real doctor, and its music pwns. |
but goldenrod city was nuked by team rocket in an attempt to take over the world gone wrong. instead, brien goes to saffron city, the NEXT place where he might find a doctor.
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However, Brien is beat up by a gang of bikers because he's a freak, so he dies. But, he is revived because it turns out he is the chosen one!
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Realizing this, Brien runs to the Elite Four, with a lv.1 Magikarp.
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and he wins! the world goes wild! until he is beat by a kid calling himself yellow. him, and his doduo DODOSUKE! lol.
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Brien's dream of being the bestesterest trainer ever is now shattered, so he takes his revenge on the world by...
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....stealing the Elemental Orb, and shattering it, thrusting the world into.....
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happiness and rainbows! Everybody is appalled by the new world and commits suicide. Arceus punishes Brien by making him...
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a Magikarp! Brien, upon this new fate, ........
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...Goes and splashes around a bit. He pwns a level 100 Arceus. (The Arceus fainted out of boredom. XD)
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and then as a result of arecus dieng he turns back into a normal Brien!!
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But Brien is so lonely, because everyone is gone.
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*Waht? when did that happen?*
And then a small purple ball appeired infront of brien. it got bigger and bigger eventualy reavealing mew who then... |
used transform and turns into Brien. Then suddenly, they both get lightsabers and...
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split atoms witch create new life!
LAWL!! bet ya didnt see that one coming! NOTE TO SELF: Next time i make one of these Ban un pokemon related content Lawl |
The new life hates Brien and commits suicide with the lightsabers. Brien flies to...
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