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Ways to get yourself grounded
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Examples: By smashing a skateboard into a mirror. By letting the dog out of the house... purposely. Also, each way must be something that can actually happen. |
If your strait bring someone of the same sex home and be caught with them in awkward "positions".
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Saying, "can I get grounded, pweeze?"
Hmm....skipping school to go see Star Wars on opening day. XD |
steal chocolate... i did, it works (from the pantry)
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Punching someone at school:laugh::P
and Staying up all night during a school day:laugh::P |
Hacking your father's computer to activate memory wiping when he executes Call of Duty 5...
I nearly thought of doing that when he stayed up to 12 playing the damn game >.<}{ |
Dig a hole. Jump into it.
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By setting the house on fire :D
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refer to your parents by their first names as continuously call your mother's meatloaf: barfloaf. |
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And my mother would never be offended by that second bit. She really sucks at making meatloaf and she knows it. Shake all the sodas in your house before anyone opens them. |
unscrew the caps to the salt & pepper shakers (assuming you've got the non store bought grinders)
crash you're parent's new years party by walking around in your skivvies. |
Registering your dad a PC account and send him a PM saying you have to spam Rukario enough to get a free demo of Call of Duty 6
And yep, besides getting grounded, it could also get me banned XD. |
Become a nudist.
Buy a cat and put it in the toilet and flush. |
Make an account and flirt with your parents as an unknown user. Wait till they fall in love, consider divorce...
" Mommy, Daddy..." "Yes" " I love you" "Ok" "That's why I faked that internet date account to find out if you were cheaters :3" *Grounded 4 life* |
Kill your father and marry your mother, inadvertently. Have 4 children, two girls and two boys.
Blind yourself upon having discovered this. + brownie points to the person who understands this. |
Claim to your dad that he is ^.
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Put a Coke in the freezer, forget about it, and watch it explode on a parent when he/she opens the freezer. It works; trust me.
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paint your walls yellow or green.
Fun fun fun |
Fill all the toilets with jelly and wait for the screams.
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- Take a crap in your own bushes. - Pepper the neighbors with airsoft pellets. - Walk into your parents' bedroom at 5 AM and shout "GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!" - Fix your dad's computer even though he doesn't want it fixed, despite the fact that it runs 50% more efficiently and is generally in a much better state than before. - Walk down to Waffle House at 3 AM for an egg and sausage sandwich to find your parents there on the way home from third shift. - Get kicked out of Meijer for fighting with toy swords and challenging others to Mortal Kombat when all you wanted to begin with was an Amp and Pokémon cards. - Play Pokémon obsessively and have "Poké-gasms" in public so often that you embarrass your parents. |
Find the porn mags in your Dad's tool box.
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+ 68 Brownie Points. Take your parents brownie points and then say the neighbors took them. |
Divert the toilet plumbing to the shower or the bath!
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Hog the computer for hours.
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Get pregnant with Zet's child.
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^ LOL
Call your parents syphilitic donkeys. |
Say your mum is lying when she said that you got injured by your father with a cattle prod.
(true story for bros. XD;) |
Have your dad stick his head into a book
Stick a pornographic picture on the cover Call mom to the room GTFO |
Knocking over the Christmas tree, and letting the cat poop in the broken ornaments.
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Flushing your kitty down the toilet
Erm... no, let me try again. Smoke your kittens droppings in your parents' room Yeah, that's less cruel |
every time they tell you to do something just stare at them.
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Throwing a gallon of milk at your mother's face.
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Tell them that "Wikipedia" is now named "Uncylcopedia"...
Trust me, that is worse than you think. |
Shouting at Ein's mum
What? Punching a Security Guard =/ That's a different kind of grounded though =/ |
shouting at my mom. end of story
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Getting caught in the school bathroom with your girlfriend. Enough said XD
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Stare at your parents directly in the eyes with an emotionless expression. Do it for at least ten seconds. Seriously... That's all it takes to get my dad unreasonably PO'ed at me. |
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Look up stuff at ED all day and not erase the history on your dad's PC. 0_0''''' |
Tell your parents you thought the brand new 55' plasma screen was waterproof...
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Sell off your dad's car and buy a new ps3 with the cash.
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"I thought the car was bullet proof..."
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Play Singstar at 3am and blame them.
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"Dad I am feeling kind of bummed right now, can I have some of your ecstasy?"
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Killing house lizards inside the house using a shotgun.
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"Dad, since I always hear you complaining about how hard it is to clean our Hummer, as a birthday present I helped sell the Hummer and bought a smaller cheaper car instead"
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Push a cold can of <insert your favorite brand of soda> here against your dad's back while he's asleep
(you get to watch him jump AND you get grounded, and possibly even punished worse) xD |
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