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Ho-Oh January 20th, 2009 6:46 PM

Ways to get yourself grounded
 
Refer to title.

Examples:
By smashing a skateboard into a mirror.
By letting the dog out of the house... purposely.

Also, each way must be something that can actually happen.

Haza January 20th, 2009 6:52 PM

If your strait bring someone of the same sex home and be caught with them in awkward "positions".

Alakazam17 January 20th, 2009 6:53 PM

Saying, "can I get grounded, pweeze?"

Hmm....skipping school to go see Star Wars on opening day. XD

PokemonMichael January 20th, 2009 7:05 PM

steal chocolate... i did, it works (from the pantry)

xMeowthz January 20th, 2009 7:05 PM

Punching someone at school:laugh::P
and
Staying up all night during a school day:laugh::P

Spinor January 20th, 2009 7:11 PM

Hacking your father's computer to activate memory wiping when he executes Call of Duty 5...

I nearly thought of doing that when he stayed up to 12 playing the damn game >.<}{

Gymnotide January 20th, 2009 7:13 PM

Dig a hole. Jump into it.

Gary, the Magic Fairy January 20th, 2009 7:13 PM

By setting the house on fire :D

Gerri Shin January 20th, 2009 7:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alakazam17 (Post 4298648)
Hmm....skipping school to go see Star Wars on opening day. XD

been there, grounded for that>.<

refer to your parents by their first names as continuously call your mother's meatloaf: barfloaf.

Gymnotide January 20th, 2009 7:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerri Shin (Post 4298712)
been there, grounded for that>.<

refer to your parents by their first names as continuously call your mother's meatloaf: barfloaf.

I call them by their first names. Well not my dad, since I don't talk to him ever.

And my mother would never be offended by that second bit. She really sucks at making meatloaf and she knows it.



Shake all the sodas in your house before anyone opens them.

Gerri Shin January 20th, 2009 7:18 PM

unscrew the caps to the salt & pepper shakers (assuming you've got the non store bought grinders)
crash you're parent's new years party by walking around in your skivvies.

Spinor January 20th, 2009 7:18 PM

Registering your dad a PC account and send him a PM saying you have to spam Rukario enough to get a free demo of Call of Duty 6

And yep, besides getting grounded, it could also get me banned XD.

Gymnotide January 20th, 2009 7:19 PM

Become a nudist.
Buy a cat and put it in the toilet and flush.

Spinor January 20th, 2009 7:24 PM

Make an account and flirt with your parents as an unknown user. Wait till they fall in love, consider divorce...

" Mommy, Daddy..."

"Yes"

" I love you"

"Ok"

"That's why I faked that internet date account to find out if you were cheaters :3"

*Grounded 4 life*

Gymnotide January 20th, 2009 7:26 PM

Kill your father and marry your mother, inadvertently. Have 4 children, two girls and two boys.
Blind yourself upon having discovered this.

+ brownie points to the person who understands this.

Spinor January 20th, 2009 7:29 PM

Claim to your dad that he is ^.

TwilightBlade January 20th, 2009 7:35 PM

Put a Coke in the freezer, forget about it, and watch it explode on a parent when he/she opens the freezer. It works; trust me.

PokemonMichael January 20th, 2009 7:48 PM

paint your walls yellow or green.

Fun fun fun

moments. January 20th, 2009 8:35 PM

Fill all the toilets with jelly and wait for the screams.

Capt. Couch January 20th, 2009 8:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gymnotide (Post 4298750)
Kill your father and marry your mother, inadvertently. Have 4 children, two girls and two boys.
Blind yourself upon having discovered this.

+ brownie points to the person who understands this.

Oh, Oedipus, poor victim of fate. We'll remember you dearly.

- Take a crap in your own bushes.
- Pepper the neighbors with airsoft pellets.
- Walk into your parents' bedroom at 5 AM and shout "GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!"
- Fix your dad's computer even though he doesn't want it fixed, despite the fact that it runs 50% more efficiently and is generally in a much better state than before.
- Walk down to Waffle House at 3 AM for an egg and sausage sandwich to find your parents there on the way home from third shift.
- Get kicked out of Meijer for fighting with toy swords and challenging others to Mortal Kombat when all you wanted to begin with was an Amp and Pokémon cards.
- Play Pokémon obsessively and have "Poké-gasms" in public so often that you embarrass your parents.

Her January 20th, 2009 8:54 PM

Find the porn mags in your Dad's tool box.

moments. January 20th, 2009 8:55 PM

Quote:

Find the porn mags in your Dad's tool box.
And then ask your mum to read them to you at night.

Capt. Couch January 20th, 2009 9:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noxious. (Post 4298965)
And then ask your mum to read them to you at night.

Get caught spanking to them and THEN you're in trouble. xD

Gymnotide January 20th, 2009 9:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capt. Couch (Post 4298953)
Oh, Oedipus, poor victim of fate. We'll remember you dearly.

And to the winner go the spoils.
+ 68 Brownie Points.



Take your parents brownie points and then say the neighbors took them.

moments. January 20th, 2009 9:17 PM

Divert the toilet plumbing to the shower or the bath!

Her January 20th, 2009 9:29 PM

Hog the computer for hours.

Aizuke January 20th, 2009 9:54 PM

Get pregnant with Zet's child.

:x

Her January 20th, 2009 11:03 PM

^ LOL

Call your parents syphilitic donkeys.

Ho-Oh January 21st, 2009 4:49 AM

Say your mum is lying when she said that you got injured by your father with a cattle prod.

(true story for bros. XD;)

Spinor January 21st, 2009 3:38 PM

Have your dad stick his head into a book

Stick a pornographic picture on the cover

Call mom to the room

GTFO

Tater Tot January 21st, 2009 3:46 PM

Knocking over the Christmas tree, and letting the cat poop in the broken ornaments.

Spinor January 21st, 2009 3:51 PM

Flushing your kitty down the toilet

Erm... no, let me try again.

Smoke your kittens droppings in your parents' room

Yeah, that's less cruel

beauty. proletariat January 21st, 2009 3:52 PM

every time they tell you to do something just stare at them.

o o
{
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Tater Tot January 21st, 2009 3:53 PM

Throwing a gallon of milk at your mother's face.

Spinor January 21st, 2009 3:57 PM

Tell them that "Wikipedia" is now named "Uncylcopedia"...

Trust me, that is worse than you think.

Dukey January 21st, 2009 4:31 PM

Shouting at Ein's mum
What?
Punching a Security Guard =/
That's a different kind of grounded though =/

Donnie January 21st, 2009 4:32 PM

shouting at my mom. end of story

~Kavin~ January 21st, 2009 4:37 PM

Getting caught in the school bathroom with your girlfriend. Enough said XD

Capt. Couch January 21st, 2009 4:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ─AdvancedK9─ (Post 4300961)
Tell them that "Wikipedia" is now named "Uncylcopedia"...

Trust me, that is worse than you think.

No, it could be worse... Tell them that it has been renamed to "Encyclopedia Dramatica." 4Chan takes no prisoners. If you're easily offended, don't Google.

Stare at your parents directly in the eyes with an emotionless expression. Do it for at least ten seconds.

Seriously... That's all it takes to get my dad unreasonably PO'ed at me.

Spinor January 22nd, 2009 7:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capt. Couch (Post 4301114)
No, it could be worse... Tell them that it has been renamed to "Encyclopedia Dramatica." 4Chan takes no prisoners. If you're easily offended, don't Google.

Ha, how could something dramatic be so...HOLY JESUS!

Look up stuff at ED all day and not erase the history on your dad's PC. 0_0'''''

moments. January 22nd, 2009 8:33 PM

Tell your parents you thought the brand new 55' plasma screen was waterproof...

Kaizer-X January 22nd, 2009 9:36 PM

Sell off your dad's car and buy a new ps3 with the cash.

moments. January 22nd, 2009 9:38 PM

"I thought the car was bullet proof..."

Her January 22nd, 2009 9:41 PM

Play Singstar at 3am and blame them.

~Kavin~ January 22nd, 2009 9:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaizer-X (Post 4303877)
Sell off your dad's car and buy a new ps3 with the cash.

getting grounded for that would be taking it way too lightly! :D

moments. January 22nd, 2009 9:45 PM

"Dad I am feeling kind of bummed right now, can I have some of your ecstasy?"

♣Gawain♣ January 23rd, 2009 3:30 AM

Killing house lizards inside the house using a shotgun.

Kaizer-X January 23rd, 2009 4:18 AM

"Dad, since I always hear you complaining about how hard it is to clean our Hummer, as a birthday present I helped sell the Hummer and bought a smaller cheaper car instead"

Melody January 23rd, 2009 7:45 AM

Push a cold can of <insert your favorite brand of soda> here against your dad's back while he's asleep
(you get to watch him jump AND you get grounded, and possibly even punished worse) xD


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