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Hog the computer for hours.
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Get pregnant with Zet's child.
:x |
^ LOL
Call your parents syphilitic donkeys. |
Say your mum is lying when she said that you got injured by your father with a cattle prod.
(true story for bros. XD;) |
Have your dad stick his head into a book
Stick a pornographic picture on the cover Call mom to the room GTFO |
Knocking over the Christmas tree, and letting the cat poop in the broken ornaments.
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Flushing your kitty down the toilet
Erm... no, let me try again. Smoke your kittens droppings in your parents' room Yeah, that's less cruel |
every time they tell you to do something just stare at them.
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Throwing a gallon of milk at your mother's face.
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Tell them that "Wikipedia" is now named "Uncylcopedia"...
Trust me, that is worse than you think. |
Shouting at Ein's mum
What? Punching a Security Guard =/ That's a different kind of grounded though =/ |
shouting at my mom. end of story
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Getting caught in the school bathroom with your girlfriend. Enough said XD
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Stare at your parents directly in the eyes with an emotionless expression. Do it for at least ten seconds. Seriously... That's all it takes to get my dad unreasonably PO'ed at me. |
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Look up stuff at ED all day and not erase the history on your dad's PC. 0_0''''' |
Tell your parents you thought the brand new 55' plasma screen was waterproof...
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Sell off your dad's car and buy a new ps3 with the cash.
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"I thought the car was bullet proof..."
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Play Singstar at 3am and blame them.
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"Dad I am feeling kind of bummed right now, can I have some of your ecstasy?"
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Killing house lizards inside the house using a shotgun.
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"Dad, since I always hear you complaining about how hard it is to clean our Hummer, as a birthday present I helped sell the Hummer and bought a smaller cheaper car instead"
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Push a cold can of <insert your favorite brand of soda> here against your dad's back while he's asleep
(you get to watch him jump AND you get grounded, and possibly even punished worse) xD |
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