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Her January 21st, 2009 5:40 PM

Presents that shouldn't be.
 
Simple. Just post what should not be presents (eg: a human heart).

To start off, a dead dog.

Honest January 21st, 2009 6:35 PM

Wierd Game, but *shrugs*

How bout a cracked DS?

Alistair January 21st, 2009 9:18 PM

Speaking of dogs, small "dog piles" are an especially nasty little present.

Eon-Rider January 21st, 2009 9:20 PM

Yes, this game is odd indeed.

A hug.

Alistair January 21st, 2009 9:26 PM

Hmmm... Maybe a human skull submerged in a jar of blood (then again, I would very much like that :shocked:).

moments. January 21st, 2009 9:41 PM

A severed arm in a box with card saying, 'I thought you might need a hand...'

Akio123 January 21st, 2009 11:07 PM

A human foot that was preserved in a jar.

Gunners January 22nd, 2009 12:25 AM

uh gone off biscuits FTW

moments. January 22nd, 2009 4:57 AM

Something you made using your sweat, blood and energy... LITERALLY!

jigglyppuff8 January 22nd, 2009 1:01 PM

Fruitcakes. Who wants to eat them anyway?

Gerri Shin January 22nd, 2009 1:05 PM

Year old crab cakes left on the beach

moments. January 22nd, 2009 6:11 PM

A cow patty with a card saying, "I broke your old frisbee, so here is a new one!"

Her January 22nd, 2009 7:21 PM

Paris Hiltons foot fungus.

Callandor January 22nd, 2009 7:32 PM

The plant from Little Shop of Horrors

moments. January 22nd, 2009 7:37 PM

A years supply of gum... supplied by the underside of various tables and on subway handrails.

Her January 22nd, 2009 9:19 PM

Guitar Hero 3.

In fact, any Guitar Hero.

moments. January 22nd, 2009 9:23 PM

A card which makes sounds when you open it which cannot be stopped.

Her January 22nd, 2009 9:40 PM

Bon Jovi's underwear.

Oh dear God.

wolf January 22nd, 2009 9:42 PM

Some animal skin...weird, I know... >.>

moments. January 22nd, 2009 9:44 PM

A new set of steak knives... covered with human blood.

Her January 22nd, 2009 9:56 PM

My steak knives covered in human blood.

moments. January 23rd, 2009 12:36 AM

Their steak knives covered in human poop.

♣Gawain♣ January 23rd, 2009 3:26 AM

How about some centipedes for the good boy?

moments. January 23rd, 2009 3:46 AM

A bottle of water and some faulty electrical cords!

Melody January 23rd, 2009 7:49 AM

an old toilet brush covered in crap.

Forever Forbidden January 23rd, 2009 10:06 AM

I actual gave this one for Christmas to an aunt;
i spent lighter inside an old shoe that was stuffed with pages from the yellow pages wrapped in a belt...
i really need to NOT do that again...

Her January 23rd, 2009 11:51 AM

Potato peelers with potatoes.

Cheesymitten January 24th, 2009 4:52 AM

A tramps old clothes
"Merry christmas Auntie"
"...."

♣Gawain♣ January 24th, 2009 4:56 AM

A snapping turtle for your runny nose.

Mitchman January 24th, 2009 4:59 AM

A pregnancy test from your girlfriend that came out positive.

st.jimmy January 24th, 2009 5:02 AM

a hand-knitted jumper off dear old blind grandma :P

Spinor January 24th, 2009 9:12 PM

Maybe I shouldn't be a present after 42 bottles of Coke.

Neither should expired Coke be a present...

레트로 January 24th, 2009 9:29 PM

Something home-made.
They're always a let down.

Spinor January 24th, 2009 9:30 PM

A Guitar... Hero I for PS1.... They aren't that good anymore.

Cheesymitten January 25th, 2009 8:32 AM

A hearing aid they never seem to listen to what i want for christmas


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