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Presents that shouldn't be.
Simple. Just post what should not be presents (eg: a human heart).
To start off, a dead dog. |
Wierd Game, but *shrugs*
How bout a cracked DS? |
Speaking of dogs, small "dog piles" are an especially nasty little present.
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Yes, this game is odd indeed.
A hug. |
Hmmm... Maybe a human skull submerged in a jar of blood (then again, I would very much like that :shocked:).
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A severed arm in a box with card saying, 'I thought you might need a hand...'
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A human foot that was preserved in a jar.
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uh gone off biscuits FTW
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Something you made using your sweat, blood and energy... LITERALLY!
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Fruitcakes. Who wants to eat them anyway?
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Year old crab cakes left on the beach
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A cow patty with a card saying, "I broke your old frisbee, so here is a new one!"
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Paris Hiltons foot fungus.
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The plant from Little Shop of Horrors
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A years supply of gum... supplied by the underside of various tables and on subway handrails.
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Guitar Hero 3.
In fact, any Guitar Hero. |
A card which makes sounds when you open it which cannot be stopped.
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Bon Jovi's underwear.
Oh dear God. |
Some animal skin...weird, I know... >.>
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A new set of steak knives... covered with human blood.
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My steak knives covered in human blood.
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Their steak knives covered in human poop.
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How about some centipedes for the good boy?
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A bottle of water and some faulty electrical cords!
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an old toilet brush covered in crap.
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I actual gave this one for Christmas to an aunt;
i spent lighter inside an old shoe that was stuffed with pages from the yellow pages wrapped in a belt... i really need to NOT do that again... |
Potato peelers with potatoes.
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A tramps old clothes
"Merry christmas Auntie" "...." |
A snapping turtle for your runny nose.
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A pregnancy test from your girlfriend that came out positive.
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a hand-knitted jumper off dear old blind grandma :P
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Maybe I shouldn't be a present after 42 bottles of Coke.
Neither should expired Coke be a present... |
Something home-made.
They're always a let down. |
A Guitar... Hero I for PS1.... They aren't that good anymore.
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A hearing aid they never seem to listen to what i want for christmas
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