The PokéCommunity Forums

The PokéCommunity Forums (https://www.pokecommunity.com/index.php)
-   Forum Games (https://www.pokecommunity.com/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
-   -   Reasons you wouldn't give for not passing up your homework. (https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=166862)

Kaizer-X January 22nd, 2009 3:24 AM

Reasons you wouldn't give for not passing up your homework.
 
Well as the name suggest you will have to give a reason you wouldn't give your teacher for not passing up homework xD. Keep it simple and imaginative, who knows when when these reasons will come in handy xD.

Well i will start off,

I accidentally posted my homework instead of the letter to my uncle in Hawaii.

moments. January 22nd, 2009 4:48 AM

I fed it to my dog so I had a valid excuse.

LiquidR January 22nd, 2009 4:57 AM

Homework? I never heard of that.

moments. January 22nd, 2009 5:00 AM

"I did my homework, why would I need it at school?"

Mitchman January 22nd, 2009 7:42 AM

Oh yeah that thing. It got caught in the fire that happened doing the experiment for the homework. But if you want i have cideo of the experiment and the homework being burned. Just ignore the floating hand seemingly putting it into the fire after dousing it with gasoline. Oh and my voice saying burn baby burn.

Gunners January 22nd, 2009 9:22 AM

T'is on my USB? lol rubbish excuse i use it and get away with it a bit (coz it actually is)

wolf January 22nd, 2009 9:23 AM

You deleted it. <-That is the worst excuse.

Gerri Shin January 22nd, 2009 9:53 AM

My cat thought it was catnip, so it shredded it and proceeded to try and find a $100 bill....

Callandor January 22nd, 2009 9:58 AM

I was lazy so I gave it to another teacher to give to you.

Gunners January 22nd, 2009 12:00 PM

I put in your pigeonhole.

moments. January 22nd, 2009 6:13 PM

Correction!
"I put it in your pigeons hole."

hehehehe

TwilightBlade January 22nd, 2009 7:18 PM

Homework? I was busy PCing all night so I didn't finish.

...Sounds dirty. 8D

Her January 22nd, 2009 7:23 PM

My manbag ate it.

ohohohoho

Callandor January 22nd, 2009 7:29 PM

I decided to play fetch with my dog with it.

BlazingLink January 22nd, 2009 7:32 PM

I lent it to Martians. I'm still waiting for my 29.95...

moments. January 22nd, 2009 7:36 PM

"I ran out of toilet paper..."

Spinor January 22nd, 2009 7:48 PM

I had to go get therapy after seeing that sick face of yours while assigning the homework.

moments. January 22nd, 2009 7:51 PM

"My octopus wouldn't give me any ink to do it with!"

Rioku_Zanketa January 22nd, 2009 7:55 PM

"Teacher, you're a loser in life and thus, I felt I deserved to be free from doing your pathetic homework."

"The joker, teacher.....The joker came..and--well, you know his ways of terrorizing our city! He came and destroyed -of all things- my homework!" (More ironic if the city is not in your area)

"Because this world is going to fall into the darkness, teacher...I must seal the heart of all worlds with my keyblade! And with that note, I probably won't be coming to school anymore!"

Spinor January 22nd, 2009 8:07 PM

I went to Burger King with my homework and Ronald McDonald stole it. He tore it up to bits and left them one the ground, then What-a-Man's dog came in and crapped on it. The Burger Prince disintegrated the product and gave me the ashes.

So yes, hamburgers ate my homework.

moments. January 22nd, 2009 8:30 PM

"I started a new diet containing mainly paper as it is very high in fibre."

.inLOVE January 22nd, 2009 8:33 PM

It's work for at home. Who does that crap anyways? I thought work was for school, home was for chillin.

moments. January 22nd, 2009 8:35 PM

"I took a spontaneous trip to Mexico for a day."

Her January 22nd, 2009 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ─AdvancedK9─ (Post 4303641)
I went to Burger King with my homework and Ronald McDonald stole it. He tore it up to bits and left them one the ground, then What-a-Man's dog came in and crapped on it. The Burger Prince disintegrated the product and gave me the ashes.

So yes, hamburgers ate my homework.

RONALD MCDONALD'S THE MCDONALD'S MASCOT.

Nirvana smoked it.

moments. January 22nd, 2009 10:30 PM

"Wikipedia was having server issues..."

Her January 22nd, 2009 10:32 PM

I couldn't be f'd, so suck it.

moments. January 22nd, 2009 10:35 PM

"I looked a whole 360 degrees from where I was sitting and couldn't see a pen..."

Spinor January 22nd, 2009 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pamela Anderson (Post 4303950)
RONALD MCDONALD'S THE MCDONALD'S MASCOT.

Nirvana smoked it.

I know, I was just trying out irony and see if I got a reaction :P.

Mmm....

"I was nominated for an Oscar in chemistry and I didn't have time for that piece of paper :P."

Her January 22nd, 2009 10:39 PM

I took up a job not giving a crap.

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ January 22nd, 2009 10:51 PM

When the cops pulled me over last night, they found drugs in my homework, so they have it in their evidence bin. I've got the citation if you need proof.

Her January 22nd, 2009 10:54 PM

My mother went to sleep.

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ January 22nd, 2009 10:57 PM

Hey! I just found out that the vending machines accept my homework! Want a Dorito?

Her January 22nd, 2009 11:07 PM

I used it as a curtain. :ooo

Spinor January 22nd, 2009 11:08 PM

You don't understand! I waws being driven through cables to the motherboard to deliver the homework to the hard drive! But I got distracted by and adult ad and ended up in the RAM! I then tried to walk as 256MB but I tripped and the homework was stored in RAM. When I got to the Hard Drive to tell mom about it, she told me to go to the monitor, my homework was there! But my dog chased a peguin off a window and ended up pressing delete! Then shred came out and my dog licked them! Then peed! Eww! I had to turn of the CPU.

tl;dr, MY DOG ATE IT!

Her January 22nd, 2009 11:21 PM

I really don't like homework.

moments. January 22nd, 2009 11:32 PM

"Oops I am in the wrong school..."

Melody January 23rd, 2009 8:10 AM

Pff! Homework is redundant.

Forever Forbidden January 23rd, 2009 10:50 AM

My shoe ate it... oh wait! my dog, my DOG ate it...

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ January 23rd, 2009 4:45 PM

I didn't do it because I was busy pwning YOU all last night in Brawl!

salmence33 January 23rd, 2009 5:05 PM

I'm sure you wouldn't want it after I leaked on it.LOL

moments. January 23rd, 2009 10:39 PM

"I was having my photo taken with Santa Clause."

Loki January 23rd, 2009 10:43 PM

I don't make excuses. D:< I give the truth which is either: "I didn't understand" or "I didn't do it".

I dunno why, I'm just conditioned to it. :I

THIRTY-SIX January 23rd, 2009 10:57 PM

It's meant to be a game. xD

Technically I didn't do the work at home, so I have no homework to give.

moments. January 23rd, 2009 11:04 PM

"I am against killing the rain forests."

Dukey January 23rd, 2009 11:10 PM

My mum ate it =/
No seriously o.o

Asmo-deus January 23rd, 2009 11:31 PM

"The world is gonna die anyways, so why bother?"

moments. January 23rd, 2009 11:43 PM

"I thought the particle accelerator myth was true..."

Asmo-deus January 24th, 2009 12:07 AM

"There's already school work, so homework isn't needed."

moments. January 24th, 2009 1:02 AM

"Peer pressure is a powerful thing..."

Forever Forbidden January 24th, 2009 10:45 AM

Doing my homework would just be completing your plan, wouldn't it... >teachers eyes shift<

Kaizer-X January 24th, 2009 4:21 PM

I was busy watching a TV documentary on how to manage my time between play and work until i don't have the time to do my homework =)

Spinor January 24th, 2009 9:35 PM

The band teacher assigned us 25 hours of practice every day after school.

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ January 25th, 2009 1:35 AM

I've been issued a restraining order. I must stay 500 feet away from my homework at all times.

Forever Forbidden January 25th, 2009 4:40 AM

I WOULD have done it, but i thought 'hey, instead of DOING the homework, i could post on a forum somewhere about how I'm not going to do it'

Azumi February 4th, 2009 1:11 AM

I was doing my homework, but I had a standard: If I don't finish it in 1 minute, leave it.

Forever Forbidden February 4th, 2009 10:13 AM

Ill do it later... No, honestly!

Cosmic Tyrant February 4th, 2009 10:14 AM

I couldn't finish it! You say it's madness?! THIS! IS! SPARTAAA!!!! *kicks Teacher*

Forever Forbidden February 5th, 2009 8:08 AM

But teacher, i DID give it in, honest >flutters eyelids<

Dark Azelf February 5th, 2009 9:59 AM

"Define homework"


^ I did actually say that lol =x

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ February 5th, 2009 11:57 AM

Show me your homework, and I'll show you mine.


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 1:58 AM.


Like our Facebook Page Follow us on Twitter © 2002 - 2018 The PokéCommunity™, pokecommunity.com.
Pokémon characters and images belong to The Pokémon Company International and Nintendo. This website is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK, The Pokémon Company or The Pokémon Company International. We just love Pokémon.
All forum styles, their images (unless noted otherwise) and site designs are © 2002 - 2016 The PokéCommunity / PokéCommunity.com.
PokéCommunity™ is a trademark of The PokéCommunity. All rights reserved. Sponsor advertisements do not imply our endorsement of that product or service. User generated content remains the property of its creator.

Acknowledgements
Use of PokéCommunity Assets
vB Optimise by DragonByte Technologies Ltd © 2023.