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Reasons you wouldn't give for not passing up your homework.
Well as the name suggest you will have to give a reason you wouldn't give your teacher for not passing up homework xD. Keep it simple and imaginative, who knows when when these reasons will come in handy xD.
Well i will start off, I accidentally posted my homework instead of the letter to my uncle in Hawaii. |
I fed it to my dog so I had a valid excuse.
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Homework? I never heard of that.
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"I did my homework, why would I need it at school?"
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Oh yeah that thing. It got caught in the fire that happened doing the experiment for the homework. But if you want i have cideo of the experiment and the homework being burned. Just ignore the floating hand seemingly putting it into the fire after dousing it with gasoline. Oh and my voice saying burn baby burn.
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T'is on my USB? lol rubbish excuse i use it and get away with it a bit (coz it actually is)
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You deleted it. <-That is the worst excuse.
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My cat thought it was catnip, so it shredded it and proceeded to try and find a $100 bill....
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I was lazy so I gave it to another teacher to give to you.
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I put in your pigeonhole.
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Correction!
"I put it in your pigeons hole." hehehehe |
Homework? I was busy PCing all night so I didn't finish.
...Sounds dirty. 8D |
My manbag ate it.
ohohohoho |
I decided to play fetch with my dog with it.
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I lent it to Martians. I'm still waiting for my 29.95...
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"I ran out of toilet paper..."
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I had to go get therapy after seeing that sick face of yours while assigning the homework.
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"My octopus wouldn't give me any ink to do it with!"
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"Teacher, you're a loser in life and thus, I felt I deserved to be free from doing your pathetic homework."
"The joker, teacher.....The joker came..and--well, you know his ways of terrorizing our city! He came and destroyed -of all things- my homework!" (More ironic if the city is not in your area) "Because this world is going to fall into the darkness, teacher...I must seal the heart of all worlds with my keyblade! And with that note, I probably won't be coming to school anymore!" |
I went to Burger King with my homework and Ronald McDonald stole it. He tore it up to bits and left them one the ground, then What-a-Man's dog came in and crapped on it. The Burger Prince disintegrated the product and gave me the ashes.
So yes, hamburgers ate my homework. |
"I started a new diet containing mainly paper as it is very high in fibre."
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It's work for at home. Who does that crap anyways? I thought work was for school, home was for chillin.
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"I took a spontaneous trip to Mexico for a day."
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Quote:
Nirvana smoked it. |
"Wikipedia was having server issues..."
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I couldn't be f'd, so suck it.
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"I looked a whole 360 degrees from where I was sitting and couldn't see a pen..."
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Quote:
Mmm.... "I was nominated for an Oscar in chemistry and I didn't have time for that piece of paper :P." |
I took up a job not giving a crap.
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When the cops pulled me over last night, they found drugs in my homework, so they have it in their evidence bin. I've got the citation if you need proof.
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My mother went to sleep.
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Hey! I just found out that the vending machines accept my homework! Want a Dorito?
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I used it as a curtain. :ooo
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You don't understand! I waws being driven through cables to the motherboard to deliver the homework to the hard drive! But I got distracted by and adult ad and ended up in the RAM! I then tried to walk as 256MB but I tripped and the homework was stored in RAM. When I got to the Hard Drive to tell mom about it, she told me to go to the monitor, my homework was there! But my dog chased a peguin off a window and ended up pressing delete! Then shred came out and my dog licked them! Then peed! Eww! I had to turn of the CPU.
tl;dr, MY DOG ATE IT! |
I really don't like homework.
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"Oops I am in the wrong school..."
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Pff! Homework is redundant.
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My shoe ate it... oh wait! my dog, my DOG ate it...
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I didn't do it because I was busy pwning YOU all last night in Brawl!
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I'm sure you wouldn't want it after I leaked on it.LOL
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"I was having my photo taken with Santa Clause."
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I don't make excuses. D:< I give the truth which is either: "I didn't understand" or "I didn't do it".
I dunno why, I'm just conditioned to it. :I |
It's meant to be a game. xD
Technically I didn't do the work at home, so I have no homework to give. |
"I am against killing the rain forests."
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My mum ate it =/
No seriously o.o |
"The world is gonna die anyways, so why bother?"
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"I thought the particle accelerator myth was true..."
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"There's already school work, so homework isn't needed."
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"Peer pressure is a powerful thing..."
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Doing my homework would just be completing your plan, wouldn't it... >teachers eyes shift<
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I was busy watching a TV documentary on how to manage my time between play and work until i don't have the time to do my homework =)
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The band teacher assigned us 25 hours of practice every day after school.
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I've been issued a restraining order. I must stay 500 feet away from my homework at all times.
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I WOULD have done it, but i thought 'hey, instead of DOING the homework, i could post on a forum somewhere about how I'm not going to do it'
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I was doing my homework, but I had a standard: If I don't finish it in 1 minute, leave it.
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Ill do it later... No, honestly!
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I couldn't finish it! You say it's madness?! THIS! IS! SPARTAAA!!!! *kicks Teacher*
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But teacher, i DID give it in, honest >flutters eyelids<
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"Define homework"
^ I did actually say that lol =x |
Show me your homework, and I'll show you mine.
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