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I couldn't be f'd, so suck it.
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"I looked a whole 360 degrees from where I was sitting and couldn't see a pen..."
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Mmm.... "I was nominated for an Oscar in chemistry and I didn't have time for that piece of paper :P." |
I took up a job not giving a crap.
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When the cops pulled me over last night, they found drugs in my homework, so they have it in their evidence bin. I've got the citation if you need proof.
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My mother went to sleep.
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Hey! I just found out that the vending machines accept my homework! Want a Dorito?
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I used it as a curtain. :ooo
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You don't understand! I waws being driven through cables to the motherboard to deliver the homework to the hard drive! But I got distracted by and adult ad and ended up in the RAM! I then tried to walk as 256MB but I tripped and the homework was stored in RAM. When I got to the Hard Drive to tell mom about it, she told me to go to the monitor, my homework was there! But my dog chased a peguin off a window and ended up pressing delete! Then shred came out and my dog licked them! Then peed! Eww! I had to turn of the CPU.
tl;dr, MY DOG ATE IT! |
I really don't like homework.
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"Oops I am in the wrong school..."
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Pff! Homework is redundant.
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My shoe ate it... oh wait! my dog, my DOG ate it...
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I didn't do it because I was busy pwning YOU all last night in Brawl!
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I'm sure you wouldn't want it after I leaked on it.LOL
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"I was having my photo taken with Santa Clause."
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I don't make excuses. D:< I give the truth which is either: "I didn't understand" or "I didn't do it".
I dunno why, I'm just conditioned to it. :I |
It's meant to be a game. xD
Technically I didn't do the work at home, so I have no homework to give. |
"I am against killing the rain forests."
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My mum ate it =/
No seriously o.o |
"The world is gonna die anyways, so why bother?"
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"I thought the particle accelerator myth was true..."
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"There's already school work, so homework isn't needed."
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"Peer pressure is a powerful thing..."
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Doing my homework would just be completing your plan, wouldn't it... >teachers eyes shift<
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