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Cheesymitten January 25th, 2009 8:03 AM

Help Save My Rattata!
 
OK this is how the game works...

A boy/girl's (whatever is better for you) Rattata is about to die :O
(Yeah i know shocking)
You as a nurse/doctor must save him using your (awful) knowledge that you learnt from pokemon school

You should start off maybye something like this
Example:-
Nurse! I need some pliers to rip its eyes out, and get me some spare eyes! (something along that)

You can have as many ideas as you want JUST MAKE IT ORIGINAL! Oh and you don't need to follow on from the poster above you but it's up to you...

Get it?
Ok so i'll start it off...

Nurse! Get me some oil, the trainer may come back i don't want him to see what we are doing!

ANARCHit3cht January 25th, 2009 9:19 PM

Doctor, here is your oil*trips while delivering it, spilling on the floor in the hallway*

Nurse! Will you kindly get the marking pen, pl-NOW! I need to draw an important mou-err... line so I know where to cut later. OH, bring me the camera as well.

Pheonix987 January 28th, 2009 2:10 PM

Here...AHH!!! *slips on the oil*

Nurse get me the scissors for cutting of the tail NOW!

matt561 January 28th, 2009 2:30 PM

*not running with scissors of course* here you are these are the only ones i could find (hands play-doh scissors)
Nurse we need some lights in here quickly!!!

Azumi January 29th, 2009 7:25 AM

Here-! *hands doctor a lit match, the doctor burns the Ratata*

Nurse, get me some spices so I can stuff it! We're mummifying it!

Pheonix987 January 30th, 2009 1:46 PM

here!! oh no a guy just stole it!! D:<

i need needles!!

I Laugh at your Misfortune! January 30th, 2009 4:37 PM

Here, Doctor, I got these cheap, second-hand!

Nurse, I need a tiny surgery set, STAT!

chanchimi February 1st, 2009 12:42 PM

Here's the tiny surgery se-- *Trips and throws surgery set and injures doctor*

Nurse, I need a doctor, STAT!

Azumi February 1st, 2009 9:30 PM

Here, I got a doctor plushie, all brand-new and such!

Nurse, we need a hammer!

Pheonix987 February 4th, 2009 1:39 PM

here! *accidently hits the rattata* uh oh

nurse i need a hand

liam7653 February 4th, 2009 1:47 PM

heres your hand *nurse cuts his hand off with scalpal and gives to docter* sighs we had a scalpal crap oh well

nurse we need a bandage and spme hot glue

star88 February 5th, 2009 12:28 PM

here*glue hand to ratta*
nurse we need some pokemedicence

The Bringer! February 6th, 2009 12:21 AM

"I think I got some used ones in my jacket pocket!"

"Nurse, google search 'surgery for dummies', pronto!"

Ninja Caterpie February 6th, 2009 3:10 AM

My internet isn't working!

Pliers?! Check.
GLUE! Check.
Scalpel! Cheeeck.
Tissues! Oh.

TISSUES! NURSE! NOW!

>:|

The Bringer! February 6th, 2009 11:53 AM

"I'll go to the nearest funeral and get some!"

"Nurse, I need some cheetos! You can't expect me to perform surgery on an empty stomach!"

*~Frost Umbreon~* February 6th, 2009 12:20 PM

WE'RE OUT OF CHEETOS, BUT HAVE SUPERSPICY CURRY INSTEAD! *trips and Ratatta gets covered in curry and starts burning to death*

Jumpluff February 6th, 2009 2:21 PM

You didn't finish It off with your sentance. xD

Nurse, We need Britney Spears album to calm me down, Urgently!

Messy February 6th, 2009 2:38 PM

im afraid it sucked so badly, it out of stock

Nurse, I need A real doctor!

*~Frost Umbreon~* February 6th, 2009 2:45 PM

Here's a Magikarp! *Magikarp uses its deadly Splash attack*

OH GOD! NURSE, I NEED A PIKACHU TO KILL THE MAGIKARP!

Jumpluff February 6th, 2009 2:58 PM

-Gives Zapdos and kills Rattata-

Nurse, I need my underpants back on!

chaos11011 February 6th, 2009 3:00 PM

sorry Ash is using him/her right now

Nurse,steal the Pichu bros. we need double the power too kill the magikarp (and i need there autograph)

Messy February 6th, 2009 3:01 PM

they're outta town so heres that yellow teletubbi

doctor, someone kill it!

chaos11011 February 6th, 2009 3:20 PM

Great now we have a magikarp and teletubie to kill

Nurse,go get Team Rocket maybe they will steal them (disguse magikarp as another pokemon)

Elekish♥ February 6th, 2009 3:33 PM

Noo! Don't do that. They will make it worse!
Get me some Chocolate Marshmellows and some Strawberry Fondue, PRONTO!
And a cuppa dear. Now... WEARS THE FACE MASK, THE DEAD BODY AND MY CUPPA?

chaos11011 February 6th, 2009 3:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (ishta] (Post 4337548)
Noo! Don't do that. They will make it worse!
Get me some Chocolate Marshmellows and some Strawberry Fondue, PRONTO!
And a cuppa dear. Now... WEARS THE FACE MASK, THE DEAD BODY AND MY CUPPA?

didnt find a cuppa but I found a koopa

nurse,switch this koopa for a warturtle

*~Frost Umbreon~* February 6th, 2009 4:06 PM

NO, WARTORTLE IS EXTINCT AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! :( *Bowser walks in* BOWSER WANTS HIS KOOPA BACK AND HE'S WILLING TO TRADE A WARTORTLE FOR IT! NURSE, I NEED YOU TO TRADE THE KOOPA

chaos11011 February 6th, 2009 4:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sneasel the Cutter (Post 4337650)
NO, WARTORTLE IS EXTINCT AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! :( *Bowser walks in* BOWSER WANTS HIS KOOPA BACK AND HE'S WILLING TO TRADE A WARTORTLE FOR IT! NURSE, I NEED YOU TO TRADE THE KOOPA

goes to my room and gets a link cable

ONOEZ no link cable NURSE go get me a link cable

*~Frost Umbreon~* February 6th, 2009 4:58 PM

*gives link cable*

AHH! WHERE'S THE DUNSPARCE? NURSE, BRING ME THE HITMONTOP!

chaos11011 February 6th, 2009 5:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sneasel the Cutter (Post 4337772)
*gives link cable*

AHH! WHERE'S THE DUNSPARCE? NURSE, BRING ME THE HITMONTOP!

um....um.......sees a top that says HIT MON at the store

nurse give me money

XxZer0xX February 6th, 2009 6:26 PM

*Gives a penny*

NURSE! GET ME A HAMMER! THIS RATTATA NEEDS CPR, STAT!

chaos11011 February 9th, 2009 1:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxZer0xX (Post 4338024)
*Gives a penny*

NURSE! GET ME A HAMMER! THIS RATTATA NEEDS CPR, STAT!

brings in a abomanosnow "use hammer arm"

nurse turn up the termastat theres a snowstorm in here

XxZer0xX February 9th, 2009 6:29 PM

*Turns up the thermostat and melts the Rattata's fur and skin and even its bones*

NURSE! GET ME A SANDWICH! I NEEEEEED A SANDWIIIIICH!

chaos11011 February 9th, 2009 6:31 PM

*gives you a witch named Sam*

somebody unmask a cubone I alway wanted to know what animal it is and if is wearing makeup or not

Pheonix987 February 9th, 2009 7:40 PM

that cubone i got has been killed thanks to you! (head injury(yes it has makeup))

nurse i need asprin asap

XxZer0xX February 9th, 2009 7:54 PM

*Shoves the aspirin down your throat* There ya go!

NURSE, GET ME AN ISLAND PARADISE RESORT TO GO TO AFTER THIS!!!

star88 February 10th, 2009 11:42 AM

sorry they are out of stock
nurse get me a new ratta to pretend that we haven't killed this one

chaos11011 February 10th, 2009 1:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by star88 (Post 4347970)
sorry they are out of stock
nurse get me a new ratta to pretend that we haven't killed this one

Shhhhhhh were under servalence dont talk off such things

Nurse,disable the camera's (and but the skull back on cubone please :P)

Pheonix987 February 10th, 2009 7:25 PM

no. i dont feel like it >:D

nurse get me my pocket knife

XxZer0xX February 13th, 2009 4:11 PM

*Tosses the pocket knife through your head on accident and into Rattata* Oops. SORRY!

NURSE, I NEED SOME SHOCK THERAPY! QUICK! This thing is REALLY stressing me out.

Guitar February 15th, 2009 6:46 AM

Turns on HD TV so everyone can watch the Clannad anime and relieve stress.

(this thread rocks)

Nurse! Bring that Rattata over to this couch so it can relax also and maybe last longer!

XxZer0xX February 16th, 2009 9:01 PM

*Brings it over, but it's in extreme pain and really pissed we didn't save it so it scratches your eyes out*

NURSE! GET ME A SPA TREATMENT NOW!!!

matt561 February 17th, 2009 6:29 AM

Will do (gets a big fat lady to dislocate your arm)
Oh shi.... the Rattata

Nurse get me some rickroll's quick we will keep our morale up with some humour

*~Frost Umbreon~* February 18th, 2009 12:45 PM

HERE

NURSE

I NEED A CORK TO SHUT RICK ASTLEY'S MOUTH

XxZer0xX February 20th, 2009 10:07 PM

The corks not big enough! DAMMIT!

I NEED A BIG COOKIE! GET ME A BIG COOKIE!

liam7653 February 22nd, 2009 10:58 AM

heres your cookie(a bug pops out and the doctor freaks out)

nurse get me a flippin exterminater preferebly the one from over the hedge

nurse stairs uhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................

doctor:NOW I NEED HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry Blue5 February 22nd, 2009 11:32 AM

NURSE! I need to know where the nearest bathroom is! Wait- Nevermind *trousers are soaking wet now...*

ShinjisLover February 22nd, 2009 11:36 AM

*brings towel* Keep yourself clean. >=(

Nurse, I need a tazer to shock its heart into beating again!

Harry Blue5 February 22nd, 2009 11:40 AM

*Brings tazer but falls over and the tazer flies out of the window and crushes a Pidgey*

Umm... Nurse! I need a lawyer! Erm... A WIZARD DID IT!!

XxZer0xX February 22nd, 2009 5:49 PM

Here's the best lawyer I could find! *Worst lawyer in the country*

NURSE!!!!! GET ME SOME SODA! GET ME SOME FREAKIN' SODA ALREADY GODDANGIT!

Harry Blue5 February 22nd, 2009 11:40 PM

*get you some soda, but it turns out to be acid in disguise*

NURSE! I need a QUALIFIED Doctor!

Snow Phoenix February 23rd, 2009 4:00 AM

Here he is! *Brings same doctor*

NURSE! I need a COOKIE and a SANTA HAT!

Shardwire February 23rd, 2009 6:52 AM

Here! -Brings in cookie and santa hat-

Nurse! I need poison ivy so he can touch it!!

Harry Blue5 February 23rd, 2009 8:23 AM

*Gives poisoned poison ivy. which causes anyone to touch it die*

NURSE! I'm going to jail for not being qualified!

Harry Blue5 February 24th, 2009 11:29 PM

NURSE! There's some random spammer called thebest in the hospital!

Kerotan February 27th, 2009 12:21 AM

*Pushes thebest out of the thread's window*

Nurse! We need a janitor for the dead body! STAT!

Micro February 27th, 2009 12:26 AM

All the janitors are dead doctor so here's one of their dead bodies instead.

Kerotan February 27th, 2009 12:43 AM

...We need a munchlax to help... uhhh... 'dispose of' these dead bodies, nurse!

Seadiga February 27th, 2009 2:05 AM

Munchlax Disposed Of ALL Bodies

Nurse!I nee Vileplume for getting rid of the er dead body smell

Harry Blue5 February 27th, 2009 9:39 AM

Here you go.

NURSE! The Munchlax hate my arm, I need a tissue for the blood.

Snow Phoenix February 27th, 2009 2:07 PM

We're out of tissue so here's a Golbat instead!

Nurse I'm running out of blood... I need a blood transfusion.

*~Frost Umbreon~* February 27th, 2009 2:13 PM

Here, have my Crobat!

*thump*

You fail, please try again. :(

NURSE! I NEED A HUGE BOULDER TO HIDE THE BODY

Kerotan February 28th, 2009 6:21 AM

Nurse: But I haz no upper body strength ;_;

Assistant nurse! We need a Graveler to carry the boulders!

Skystrike February 28th, 2009 6:30 AM

Assitant Nurse: Here you go, one Gravel-WHOA!!!
NURSE! GET A GOLEM! THE GRAVELER IS crazy!!!!! And next thing you know, Get a Mismagius!
-Assistant nurse goes down a hole-

Kerotan February 28th, 2009 7:05 AM

Okay I cought a golem now all I have to do is---- WHOMG!!!!
Uhhh....Janitor? The Gravelers escaped. And in doing so, they destroyed the hopital's left wing.
Wait... our janitor is dead. Fudge.
Uhhh....... go out and hire a construction crew, okay?

Skystrike February 28th, 2009 7:37 AM

Nurse:I hired a contrution crew but they wan 1,000 PokeDollars!!!Uhhhhh.... You! Over there! Go and catch a Mewoth, Please with the move PAY DAY, Laddy? (lol Laddy.)

Snow Phoenix February 28th, 2009 9:28 AM

Um... I could find a Meowth... will this Persian work?

Ack, NURSE! I need stitches! That Persian scratched me up!

Skystrike February 28th, 2009 9:59 AM

Nurse: Ok, nice Persion...... OW!!!!! JUST USE PAY DAY!
*Persion uses pay day and the left wing is fixed*
Ok... Her'es stiches......
YUCK!!!! THATS UN-SANTIARY! DOCTOR-IN TRAINING! GET SOME GLOVES!

RareMolecule February 28th, 2009 10:55 AM

Doctor: Wheres Chansey nurse?
Nurse: Right here doctor..
*Chansey is healing Rattata*
*Rattata wakes up*
Doctor: AAH!.. WTF!, *Takes Chansey and throws her at rattata*
Rattata Dies.

Skystrike February 28th, 2009 11:00 AM

and i offically say: THE END.

Harry Blue5 February 28th, 2009 11:34 AM

NURSE! I need another Rattata before we get discovered by the owner!

Skystrike February 28th, 2009 11:38 AM

Here you go.... Awww shucks it escaped the PokeBall!
doctor! I need a master ball!

SkittyWarriorcat February 28th, 2009 11:39 AM

heer u go! ugh stoopid kids dressin up liek masta ballz!


Nurse! I need this kids parent quick! bring mudkipz!!

Harry Blue5 February 28th, 2009 11:40 AM

I could only get a donut!

NURSE: Get me some sprinkles!

SkittyWarriorcat February 28th, 2009 11:49 AM

Maek teh ratata eet teh donut

NURSE WHERES MAH MUDKIP!!!!???

Harry Blue5 February 28th, 2009 11:55 AM

Here's a Torchic. They were out of mudkipz because everybody liekz them!

NURSE! I want a toilet in the bathroom!

SkittyWarriorcat February 28th, 2009 12:03 PM

it iz i flusd ratata and torchic down it i HAET TORCHICZ!


Ah need a pikachu den!!

Harry Blue5 February 28th, 2009 12:04 PM

Erm.. .doctor, I can't understand what you said...

NURSE! I need to go pee-pee again!

SkittyWarriorcat March 1st, 2009 3:08 PM

go then
i needz a pikachu!

chanchimi March 1st, 2009 7:53 PM

Here's the Pikachu you asked for. *Pikachu eats nurse*

For crying out loud! Someone, get me a nurse! STAT!

Harry Blue5 March 3rd, 2009 8:10 AM

I found this homeless person off the street to be the new nurse!

NURSE! Why do you smell? Take a bath or you're fired!

matt561 March 3rd, 2009 11:28 AM

*leaves*

Nurse get me some Volvic reviiiiive

Elite Champion March 3rd, 2009 11:41 AM

coudnt find one so heres another magikarp

NURSE i need you to kill the rattata and then revive him

Harry Blue5 March 3rd, 2009 11:33 PM

Got it! *kills Rattata*. Erm... how do I revive him? Oops...

NURSE! We need a replacement Rattata!

DeepGreenSea March 4th, 2009 6:15 AM

*Hands over a new Rattata*
NURSE!
I dont feel like handing the Rattata to him, do it for me.

pichuownage March 4th, 2009 3:06 PM

Walks to give to trainer but the rattata kill him.
NURSE! Get me a new patient

XxZer0xX March 4th, 2009 10:00 PM

*Gets you a new one, but the Rattata's too dead to move from its spot*

NURSE!!!!!!!!!! GET ME A FREAKIN' SLEDGEHAMMER! IT NEEDS PHYSICAL THERAPY!

DeepGreenSea March 5th, 2009 5:15 AM

GETS A SLEDGEHAMMER
drops it on the doctors foot
Nurse! Get this doctor a new foot!

ANARCHit3cht March 5th, 2009 6:47 AM

WE ARE ALL OUT OF FEET! BUT I HAVE A SPARE HAND! *Gives the doctor a hand foot*

NURSE!
Bring me some cake, I AM HUNGRY! YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN IM HUNGRY! *turns into a tan version of the hulk and busts through the wall, grabbing the Rattata.

Fox♠ March 5th, 2009 9:31 AM

Unhand that rat I say! Darn, you've broken it's ribs. No need to fear, I'll just remove them.

Pass me a scalpel fellow medical associates.

Kerotan March 5th, 2009 9:45 AM

We had to cut our scalpel budget to pay for the construction crew....

Cindy the Kindergartener! Give him your safety scissors when your done with them okay?

ShadowDragon~ March 5th, 2009 10:10 AM

Hands him safety scissors

Nursy! Call the tooth fairy, i lost my first tooth!

Kerotan March 5th, 2009 10:42 AM

We had to kill the tooth fairy to feed the impatient Pokemon. ._.

Nurse, go to the Pokemart and buy a tooth fairy costume!

XxZer0xX March 5th, 2009 7:31 PM

*Buys one and puts it on the doctor*

NURSE! GET SOME MAKE-UP FOR THE DOCTOR! HE LOOKS TERRIBLE!

Patatas Fritas March 10th, 2009 12:46 PM

Sorry, they had no makeup... But this cream-cheese can be smeared on his face!

NURSE! We need EGG MAYO! The Rat smells to good!

Raibutai March 10th, 2009 1:51 PM

*Buys some* Here you go!

NURSE! WE NEED ANOTHER RATTATA!

ShinjisLover March 11th, 2009 4:59 AM

*sets up traps* We will be getting one soon!

Nurse! I need cheese for my sandwich! I mean, the Rattata!

ANARCHit3cht March 11th, 2009 5:46 AM

*Gets a Bucket of old moldy cottage cheese and puts it all over Sl's food*

Nurse! We need a doctor who can take care of people!

Patatas Fritas March 11th, 2009 8:57 AM

But! The doctor's are all working in real hospitals! We exploded ours!

Nure! We need a umbrella! The Rattata is doing it's buisness!

Elite Champion March 11th, 2009 8:59 AM

hers an umberela but with only the metal pole

nurse i need a can of IRN-BRU

Patatas Fritas March 11th, 2009 9:07 AM

Sorry! The Rattata ate all the IRN-BRU in the world!

Nurse! We need some where to get IRN-BRU


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