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Help Save My Rattata!
OK this is how the game works...
A boy/girl's (whatever is better for you) Rattata is about to die :O (Yeah i know shocking) You as a nurse/doctor must save him using your (awful) knowledge that you learnt from pokemon school You should start off maybye something like this Example:- Nurse! I need some pliers to rip its eyes out, and get me some spare eyes! (something along that) You can have as many ideas as you want JUST MAKE IT ORIGINAL! Oh and you don't need to follow on from the poster above you but it's up to you... Get it? Ok so i'll start it off... Nurse! Get me some oil, the trainer may come back i don't want him to see what we are doing! |
Doctor, here is your oil*trips while delivering it, spilling on the floor in the hallway*
Nurse! Will you kindly get the marking pen, pl-NOW! I need to draw an important mou-err... line so I know where to cut later. OH, bring me the camera as well. |
Here...AHH!!! *slips on the oil*
Nurse get me the scissors for cutting of the tail NOW! |
*not running with scissors of course* here you are these are the only ones i could find (hands play-doh scissors)
Nurse we need some lights in here quickly!!! |
Here-! *hands doctor a lit match, the doctor burns the Ratata*
Nurse, get me some spices so I can stuff it! We're mummifying it! |
here!! oh no a guy just stole it!! D:<
i need needles!! |
Here, Doctor, I got these cheap, second-hand!
Nurse, I need a tiny surgery set, STAT! |
Here's the tiny surgery se-- *Trips and throws surgery set and injures doctor*
Nurse, I need a doctor, STAT! |
Here, I got a doctor plushie, all brand-new and such!
Nurse, we need a hammer! |
here! *accidently hits the rattata* uh oh
nurse i need a hand |
heres your hand *nurse cuts his hand off with scalpal and gives to docter* sighs we had a scalpal crap oh well
nurse we need a bandage and spme hot glue |
here*glue hand to ratta*
nurse we need some pokemedicence |
"I think I got some used ones in my jacket pocket!"
"Nurse, google search 'surgery for dummies', pronto!" |
My internet isn't working!
Pliers?! Check. GLUE! Check. Scalpel! Cheeeck. Tissues! Oh. TISSUES! NURSE! NOW! >:| |
"I'll go to the nearest funeral and get some!"
"Nurse, I need some cheetos! You can't expect me to perform surgery on an empty stomach!" |
WE'RE OUT OF CHEETOS, BUT HAVE SUPERSPICY CURRY INSTEAD! *trips and Ratatta gets covered in curry and starts burning to death*
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You didn't finish It off with your sentance. xD
Nurse, We need Britney Spears album to calm me down, Urgently! |
im afraid it sucked so badly, it out of stock
Nurse, I need A real doctor! |
Here's a Magikarp! *Magikarp uses its deadly Splash attack*
OH GOD! NURSE, I NEED A PIKACHU TO KILL THE MAGIKARP! |
-Gives Zapdos and kills Rattata-
Nurse, I need my underpants back on! |
sorry Ash is using him/her right now
Nurse,steal the Pichu bros. we need double the power too kill the magikarp (and i need there autograph) |
they're outta town so heres that yellow teletubbi
doctor, someone kill it! |
Great now we have a magikarp and teletubie to kill
Nurse,go get Team Rocket maybe they will steal them (disguse magikarp as another pokemon) |
Noo! Don't do that. They will make it worse!
Get me some Chocolate Marshmellows and some Strawberry Fondue, PRONTO! And a cuppa dear. Now... WEARS THE FACE MASK, THE DEAD BODY AND MY CUPPA? |
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nurse,switch this koopa for a warturtle |
NO, WARTORTLE IS EXTINCT AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! :( *Bowser walks in* BOWSER WANTS HIS KOOPA BACK AND HE'S WILLING TO TRADE A WARTORTLE FOR IT! NURSE, I NEED YOU TO TRADE THE KOOPA
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ONOEZ no link cable NURSE go get me a link cable |
*gives link cable*
AHH! WHERE'S THE DUNSPARCE? NURSE, BRING ME THE HITMONTOP! |
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nurse give me money |
*Gives a penny*
NURSE! GET ME A HAMMER! THIS RATTATA NEEDS CPR, STAT! |
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nurse turn up the termastat theres a snowstorm in here |
*Turns up the thermostat and melts the Rattata's fur and skin and even its bones*
NURSE! GET ME A SANDWICH! I NEEEEEED A SANDWIIIIICH! |
*gives you a witch named Sam*
somebody unmask a cubone I alway wanted to know what animal it is and if is wearing makeup or not |
that cubone i got has been killed thanks to you! (head injury(yes it has makeup))
nurse i need asprin asap |
*Shoves the aspirin down your throat* There ya go!
NURSE, GET ME AN ISLAND PARADISE RESORT TO GO TO AFTER THIS!!! |
sorry they are out of stock
nurse get me a new ratta to pretend that we haven't killed this one |
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Nurse,disable the camera's (and but the skull back on cubone please :P) |
no. i dont feel like it >:D
nurse get me my pocket knife |
*Tosses the pocket knife through your head on accident and into Rattata* Oops. SORRY!
NURSE, I NEED SOME SHOCK THERAPY! QUICK! This thing is REALLY stressing me out. |
Turns on HD TV so everyone can watch the Clannad anime and relieve stress.
(this thread rocks) Nurse! Bring that Rattata over to this couch so it can relax also and maybe last longer! |
*Brings it over, but it's in extreme pain and really pissed we didn't save it so it scratches your eyes out*
NURSE! GET ME A SPA TREATMENT NOW!!! |
Will do (gets a big fat lady to dislocate your arm)
Oh shi.... the Rattata Nurse get me some rickroll's quick we will keep our morale up with some humour |
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The corks not big enough! DAMMIT!
I NEED A BIG COOKIE! GET ME A BIG COOKIE! |
heres your cookie(a bug pops out and the doctor freaks out)
nurse get me a flippin exterminater preferebly the one from over the hedge nurse stairs uhhhhhhhhhhhh....................... doctor:NOW I NEED HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!! |
NURSE! I need to know where the nearest bathroom is! Wait- Nevermind *trousers are soaking wet now...*
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*brings towel* Keep yourself clean. >=(
Nurse, I need a tazer to shock its heart into beating again! |
*Brings tazer but falls over and the tazer flies out of the window and crushes a Pidgey*
Umm... Nurse! I need a lawyer! Erm... A WIZARD DID IT!! |
Here's the best lawyer I could find! *Worst lawyer in the country*
NURSE!!!!! GET ME SOME SODA! GET ME SOME FREAKIN' SODA ALREADY GODDANGIT! |
*get you some soda, but it turns out to be acid in disguise*
NURSE! I need a QUALIFIED Doctor! |
Here he is! *Brings same doctor*
NURSE! I need a COOKIE and a SANTA HAT! |
Here! -Brings in cookie and santa hat-
Nurse! I need poison ivy so he can touch it!! |
*Gives poisoned poison ivy. which causes anyone to touch it die*
NURSE! I'm going to jail for not being qualified! |
NURSE! There's some random spammer called thebest in the hospital!
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*Pushes thebest out of the thread's window*
Nurse! We need a janitor for the dead body! STAT! |
All the janitors are dead doctor so here's one of their dead bodies instead.
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...We need a munchlax to help... uhhh... 'dispose of' these dead bodies, nurse!
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Munchlax Disposed Of ALL Bodies
Nurse!I nee Vileplume for getting rid of the er dead body smell |
Here you go.
NURSE! The Munchlax hate my arm, I need a tissue for the blood. |
We're out of tissue so here's a Golbat instead!
Nurse I'm running out of blood... I need a blood transfusion. |
Here, have my Crobat!
*thump* You fail, please try again. :( NURSE! I NEED A HUGE BOULDER TO HIDE THE BODY |
Nurse: But I haz no upper body strength ;_;
Assistant nurse! We need a Graveler to carry the boulders! |
Assitant Nurse: Here you go, one Gravel-WHOA!!!
NURSE! GET A GOLEM! THE GRAVELER IS crazy!!!!! And next thing you know, Get a Mismagius! -Assistant nurse goes down a hole- |
Okay I cought a golem now all I have to do is---- WHOMG!!!!
Uhhh....Janitor? The Gravelers escaped. And in doing so, they destroyed the hopital's left wing. Wait... our janitor is dead. Fudge. Uhhh....... go out and hire a construction crew, okay? |
Nurse:I hired a contrution crew but they wan 1,000 PokeDollars!!!Uhhhhh.... You! Over there! Go and catch a Mewoth, Please with the move PAY DAY, Laddy? (lol Laddy.)
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Um... I could find a Meowth... will this Persian work?
Ack, NURSE! I need stitches! That Persian scratched me up! |
Nurse: Ok, nice Persion...... OW!!!!! JUST USE PAY DAY!
*Persion uses pay day and the left wing is fixed* Ok... Her'es stiches...... YUCK!!!! THATS UN-SANTIARY! DOCTOR-IN TRAINING! GET SOME GLOVES! |
Doctor: Wheres Chansey nurse?
Nurse: Right here doctor.. *Chansey is healing Rattata* *Rattata wakes up* Doctor: AAH!.. WTF!, *Takes Chansey and throws her at rattata* Rattata Dies. |
and i offically say: THE END.
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NURSE! I need another Rattata before we get discovered by the owner!
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Here you go.... Awww shucks it escaped the PokeBall!
doctor! I need a master ball! |
heer u go! ugh stoopid kids dressin up liek masta ballz!
Nurse! I need this kids parent quick! bring mudkipz!! |
I could only get a donut!
NURSE: Get me some sprinkles! |
Maek teh ratata eet teh donut
NURSE WHERES MAH MUDKIP!!!!??? |
Here's a Torchic. They were out of mudkipz because everybody liekz them!
NURSE! I want a toilet in the bathroom! |
it iz i flusd ratata and torchic down it i HAET TORCHICZ!
Ah need a pikachu den!! |
Erm.. .doctor, I can't understand what you said...
NURSE! I need to go pee-pee again! |
go then
i needz a pikachu! |
Here's the Pikachu you asked for. *Pikachu eats nurse*
For crying out loud! Someone, get me a nurse! STAT! |
I found this homeless person off the street to be the new nurse!
NURSE! Why do you smell? Take a bath or you're fired! |
*leaves*
Nurse get me some Volvic reviiiiive |
coudnt find one so heres another magikarp
NURSE i need you to kill the rattata and then revive him |
Got it! *kills Rattata*. Erm... how do I revive him? Oops...
NURSE! We need a replacement Rattata! |
*Hands over a new Rattata*
NURSE! I dont feel like handing the Rattata to him, do it for me. |
Walks to give to trainer but the rattata kill him.
NURSE! Get me a new patient |
*Gets you a new one, but the Rattata's too dead to move from its spot*
NURSE!!!!!!!!!! GET ME A FREAKIN' SLEDGEHAMMER! IT NEEDS PHYSICAL THERAPY! |
GETS A SLEDGEHAMMER
drops it on the doctors foot Nurse! Get this doctor a new foot! |
WE ARE ALL OUT OF FEET! BUT I HAVE A SPARE HAND! *Gives the doctor a hand foot*
NURSE! Bring me some cake, I AM HUNGRY! YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN IM HUNGRY! *turns into a tan version of the hulk and busts through the wall, grabbing the Rattata. |
Unhand that rat I say! Darn, you've broken it's ribs. No need to fear, I'll just remove them.
Pass me a scalpel fellow medical associates. |
We had to cut our scalpel budget to pay for the construction crew....
Cindy the Kindergartener! Give him your safety scissors when your done with them okay? |
Hands him safety scissors
Nursy! Call the tooth fairy, i lost my first tooth! |
We had to kill the tooth fairy to feed the impatient Pokemon. ._.
Nurse, go to the Pokemart and buy a tooth fairy costume! |
*Buys one and puts it on the doctor*
NURSE! GET SOME MAKE-UP FOR THE DOCTOR! HE LOOKS TERRIBLE! |
Sorry, they had no makeup... But this cream-cheese can be smeared on his face!
NURSE! We need EGG MAYO! The Rat smells to good! |
*Buys some* Here you go!
NURSE! WE NEED ANOTHER RATTATA! |
*sets up traps* We will be getting one soon!
Nurse! I need cheese for my sandwich! I mean, the Rattata! |
*Gets a Bucket of old moldy cottage cheese and puts it all over Sl's food*
Nurse! We need a doctor who can take care of people! |
But! The doctor's are all working in real hospitals! We exploded ours!
Nure! We need a umbrella! The Rattata is doing it's buisness! |
hers an umberela but with only the metal pole
nurse i need a can of IRN-BRU |
Sorry! The Rattata ate all the IRN-BRU in the world!
Nurse! We need some where to get IRN-BRU |
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