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Predict how the next user will die (NO VIOLENCE!)
Here's how it works, you post how the next user will die, and then the next person tells how they will prevent their 'death'.
Example; 1st poster; The np will die of a common cold. 2nd poster; I will have all my jabs! the np will die... ect. simples! Rules; 1) DO NOT BE GORY OF VIOLENT! 2) you must use unrealistic, and/or, stupid deaths, no 'fall off a cliff' make it 'pushed off a cliff by rabid monkeys' or something! 3) four word rule applies! 4)Do not act on this, this is for a laugh only, not to be taken literally! (BTW, this was approved by Franceschi, so long as it stays stupid!) Here goes; The np will die from a rabbit squirrel onslaught! |
Ouch, you could have made it a Cyrus onslaught.
NP will die of suffocating on speakers. |
K9, now im scared to wear my headphones...
The next person will die by drowning in a pool, falling by slipping on ice. |
I'm a human fish =) I swim very well, and there are things called Yak- Trax. =)
NP will die of a Traecheal Infection. |
I don't think so... Well who am I to judge?
NP will be murdered by an evil Malyka. |
What the heck is a Malyka?
The next person will die from reading this post |
The next person will die from a heart attack, because I peered into the future and wrote down your name in the Deathnote.
Rule #41321 - Usernames work as well. |
You will die in 2012 when the Mayan calender ends. Your the only one to die though, it just happens suddenly, xD
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And if I'm immune to the effects of said notebook? I could be a Shinigami for all you know. :) GRR... YOU BEAT ME TO IT.
The next user will die from intestinal infection, caused by excessive constipation. |
The next user will be pushed off the world by a particular assist trophy from SSBB...
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ouch, I wish I had played ssbb to know which trophy you were referring to. oh well *hits the bottom of space* *poof*
hmm I predict that the next person will expire due to pumpkin seeds (choke) |
Damn, Halloween will suck this year...
the np will drown in a brick...? |
How can I drown from a single brick?
The next poster will receive a Kamehameha from SSJ Goku and their remains will be stepped on by a Gundam (preferably Virtue from Gundam 00!). |
It missed me. :D
The next user will die from jumping off a cliff. |
The next user will die through violent means in a violent war full of violent violence.
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The next user will recieve such a terrible name from the NOAs when translated from Japanese to English that the sheer embarassment will kill them alone.
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Meh... darn Japs!
NP will die of boredom after watching an infomercial marathon. |
The next user will die from seeing what happens in New Orleans over Mardi Gras.
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If I don't know where New Orleans is, or what Mardi Gras is... how the hell am I gonna die?
Next person will die by seeing my hawt awesome smexei body. |
Will die after playing WOW for 23 days straight without any food and water.
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silly, i don't need food or water.
The np will pass though an asbestos skirt and... uh.. what happens next? |
Ouch i will remeber not to climb onto any barns
the next person will die from YTP* overdose *=youtube poop |
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I AM The Rickroller!
You will die of listening to Metallica and DragonForce at the same time because of toxication. |
Ha i cant i already am immortalized from listening too much of both bands everyday thus causing mitchman is ultimately winning the game. But then james comes and takes away my metallica immortality for listening to dragonforce. If that one is listened to then its a sin.
The next poster dies of boredom from reading this post. |
but i am an internet bot that failed...
see? i will kill the next person by posting befor them. |
Oh crap auto death.
Uh the virus in the computer will become real and spread into your body. |
I'm the living-dead, you can't kill me~ Mwahahahahahahaha!!!
The next person will die in his/her/it (o.O) sleep. |
I'll refuse to sleep.
The next poster will die due to a heavy intake of poisoned cheese, while drinking milk that came from a rat filled with rat poison. |
I'm not hungry anymore xD
The next user will fall into a hole in the couch. |
I'll sit on my armchair instead.
The next poster will die from lack of oxygen to the brain. |
But i had no brain...
the np will die by spamming in thir post, getting banned and dying of not seeing the internet me. |
...riiight.
NP will die of malnutrition. |
I'm a stick of Celery.
NP will die from crazy schoolgirl fandom after meeting superman. |
What kind of sadistic thread is this?
I wouldn't wonder if that'd actually happen. The np will die from eating cookies poisoned by Chuck Norris' urine. |
Chuck Norris became impatient with me eating cookies, so he crushed my head between his thighs. Oops.
The NP will die from suffocation by Gucci clothing. |
Good thing i dress like a greebo (oh wait bad thing...)
the np will self combust. |
The NP's name will be written in a Death Note and will die of a Heart Attack after 40 Seconds.
XD DN's corrupt people for sure. |
nope, i am a shinigami, fool on you!
th np wil di becos they cudnt understnd wht i tped! |
Well I could read it so... :P
The NP will die due to reasons that... Lets say has to do with Banana's, Extremely hungry Monkeys, and duck tape.... :paranoid: |
Heh..Banana Split. ^_^
So the NP will die due to natural causes. =P |
Hooray! But then again, natural causes is a broad term. It can mean that I will die from anything in natu-- *mauled by herd of elephants*
The next poster will die because Ganon and Gwonmam said so. |
But, I didn't watch the video... so, neh!
The next poster will die after being crushed by a ton of feathers. |
I eat feathers for breakfast.
NP will die in a week after watching a strange circular object on a TV screen. |
crap I just saw a SCO on TV 6 days ago!
NP will die from reading this:flabber wabber nokka lokka shakka lakka ding-dong Beat that |
I stopped reading after you said; "NP will die from reading this".
Seriously... NP will die from being shot by AdvancedK9's Saxophone Cannon and my Jellyfish Ray at the same time. (inside joke) |
Sorry, my Saxophone Cannon ran out of ammo and my Martyrdom blasted your Jellyfish cannon :3.
THe NP will die for reading that no matter what. |
Oh, then I guess I'm dead.
With my last breath... I CURSE ZOIDBERG! NP will die in the explosion caused by AdvancedK9's Martyrdom blasting my Jellyfish Ray. |
Hey, it's MY Martyrdom. Plus, me and my soldiers are protected with anti-auto-martyrdom suits.
NP will catch the Black Death. |
I don't get sick so HA
The NP will die from reading this:googly boogly giggly wiggly boogy woogy shakalaka ding-dong MWAHAHAHAHA |
Still didn't read it.
=D AdvancedK9 NP will die cause I said so... neh! |
I desperately pretend i didn't read the above post, thus with unusual logic that only i can understand, overruling you.
NP Will die from a broken heart.. LOLWUT? |
but *snif* i-i-i*snif* is there no other way.
i shal order a hit on the np! |
You don't know my name, where I live, address, you don't have the money to hire, you don't know who or where to hire from and I'd kill him/her. :D
The next poster will just die. :3 |
You lie!
the np will eat a meats, get say, and then, in theyre grief, start a revolution, become a dictator and get assasinated. |
I refuse to become a dictator
If you are reading this then you are about to die. |
Whut...was that? I'm dyslectic. XD
The NP will die due to a man-made cause. ^_^ |
I live in the forest
NP will die from porn overload |
dang...
the NP will die because of a bad pistachio |
But i'm allergic...
I will now eat the np! |
Erm please get off my neck...please
The NP person will die in a series of tragicly funny events |
Dang, y'know what just happend?
i fell of the bus, into the drain, and the Bog Moonster took me to his lair and *Censored* me! what hath thou done to deserve that? the np will die in the knowlage that my post look doen upon theirs. |
Still cant read ^'s post. =P
The NP will die of old age. ^_^ |
Oh crap, My Wii Fit age is 99 ;_;. I knew I shouldn't have lied on that test.
NP will be eaten by their own house. |
Too bad it doesn't have any digestive acids. I'll spend the rest of my life on the internet.
10 DAYS, NP, 10 DAYS. #_# |
Guitar string is over-tuned, breaking it and snapping into eye.
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Darn it broke again. Wait what's this stinging sensation? Eye... MY EYE!!! IIIIIIIIIP! AAAAAAA!!
(^darn you just had to ignore the above post ;_; ) NP is assassinated by a .99 bullet from the sky traveling 1,000,000 times the speed of sound. |
I'm made of iron. :3
The next poster will die from a severe case of aids. |
I refuse to die. Period.
AW CRAP, I LOST!!! The next person will get a heart attack that kills you in a split second. |
I protect myself with nail polish.
The next poster will die of Willcer. |
Don't know what that is...
the NP will pass away due to utter laughing. |
I think my Grampa vaccinated me with that.
Death by Detox overdose. |
Hey, WAIT a second! I thought detox helps your body?!
I refuse to drink it. The NP will die of utter failure. |
aww poo, Im a failure? crud...
the NP will die from falling off the grammy stage after mistaking themselves for a grammy winner. |
meh. The grammys suck anyways, so I think I'll live. (Get it?)
The NP will die of dysentery. Oregon Trail style. |
Wut.
The NP will get Colour Burned by Photoshop. |
*removes photoshop*
The next poster will die from making a baby attempting to eat me and getting food poisoning :O |
The next user will die from falling off a cliff.
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The next user shall die of stress.
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Owowow, i'm a teen, teens doesn't get stressed o.O
The next user'll die because his friends will come to his house, his mom will kiss him and he'll die embarrased. |
You will get a big screen TV, but it will fall and crush you!
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