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Forever Forbidden February 10th, 2009 8:20 AM

Predict how the next user will die (NO VIOLENCE!)
 
Here's how it works, you post how the next user will die, and then the next person tells how they will prevent their 'death'.

Example;

1st poster;

The np will die of a common cold.

2nd poster;

I will have all my jabs!

the np will die... ect.

simples!


Rules;
1) DO NOT BE GORY OF VIOLENT!
2) you must use unrealistic, and/or, stupid deaths, no 'fall off a cliff' make it 'pushed off a cliff by rabid monkeys' or something!
3) four word rule applies!
4)Do not act on this, this is for a laugh only, not to be taken literally!
(BTW, this was approved by Franceschi, so long as it stays stupid!)



Here goes;

The np will die from a rabbit squirrel onslaught!

Spinor February 10th, 2009 5:43 PM

Ouch, you could have made it a Cyrus onslaught.

NP will die of suffocating on speakers.

Honest February 10th, 2009 5:52 PM

K9, now im scared to wear my headphones...

The next person will die by drowning in a pool, falling by slipping on ice.

Tinhead Bruce February 10th, 2009 6:01 PM

I'm a human fish =) I swim very well, and there are things called Yak- Trax. =)

NP will die of a Traecheal Infection.

the bitter end. February 10th, 2009 7:46 PM

I don't think so... Well who am I to judge?

NP will be murdered by an evil Malyka.

Shedinja8 February 13th, 2009 6:30 PM

What the heck is a Malyka?

The next person will die from reading this post

Corvus of the Black Night February 13th, 2009 6:56 PM

The next person will die from a heart attack, because I peered into the future and wrote down your name in the Deathnote.

Rule #41321 - Usernames work as well.

NitroF February 13th, 2009 6:58 PM

You will die in 2012 when the Mayan calender ends. Your the only one to die though, it just happens suddenly, xD

Capt. Couch February 13th, 2009 6:58 PM

And if I'm immune to the effects of said notebook? I could be a Shinigami for all you know. :) GRR... YOU BEAT ME TO IT.

The next user will die from intestinal infection, caused by excessive constipation.

Corvus of the Black Night February 13th, 2009 7:11 PM

The next user will be pushed off the world by a particular assist trophy from SSBB...

Gerri Shin February 13th, 2009 8:04 PM

ouch, I wish I had played ssbb to know which trophy you were referring to. oh well *hits the bottom of space* *poof*

hmm I predict that the next person will expire due to pumpkin seeds (choke)

Forever Forbidden February 14th, 2009 4:48 AM

Damn, Halloween will suck this year...

the np will drown in a brick...?

Guitar February 14th, 2009 6:12 AM

How can I drown from a single brick?

The next poster will receive a Kamehameha from SSJ Goku and their remains will be stepped on by a Gundam (preferably Virtue from Gundam 00!).

Aether February 14th, 2009 8:59 AM

It missed me. :D

The next user will die from jumping off a cliff.

Azonic February 14th, 2009 9:13 AM

The next user will die through violent means in a violent war full of violent violence.

Corvus of the Black Night February 14th, 2009 10:18 AM

The next user will recieve such a terrible name from the NOAs when translated from Japanese to English that the sheer embarassment will kill them alone.

Tinhead Bruce February 14th, 2009 1:45 PM

Meh... darn Japs!

NP will die of boredom after watching an infomercial marathon.

Corvus of the Black Night February 14th, 2009 1:49 PM

The next user will die from seeing what happens in New Orleans over Mardi Gras.

Spinor February 14th, 2009 9:35 PM

If I don't know where New Orleans is, or what Mardi Gras is... how the hell am I gonna die?

Next person will die by seeing my hawt awesome smexei body.

joey2joey February 14th, 2009 11:54 PM

Will die after playing WOW for 23 days straight without any food and water.

Forever Forbidden February 15th, 2009 6:11 AM

silly, i don't need food or water.

The np will pass though an asbestos skirt and... uh.. what happens next?

matt561 February 15th, 2009 7:09 AM

Ouch i will remeber not to climb onto any barns

the next person will die from YTP* overdose

*=youtube poop

Forever Forbidden February 15th, 2009 7:12 AM

Damnit!

you shall be rickrolled to death!

Spinor February 16th, 2009 10:32 AM

I AM The Rickroller!

You will die of listening to Metallica and DragonForce at the same time because of toxication.

Mitchman February 16th, 2009 10:41 AM

Ha i cant i already am immortalized from listening too much of both bands everyday thus causing mitchman is ultimately winning the game. But then james comes and takes away my metallica immortality for listening to dragonforce. If that one is listened to then its a sin.
The next poster dies of boredom from reading this post.

Forever Forbidden February 16th, 2009 11:27 AM

but i am an internet bot that failed...

see? i will kill the next person by posting befor them.

Mitchman February 16th, 2009 12:15 PM

Oh crap auto death.
Uh the virus in the computer will become real and spread into your body.

Azumi February 17th, 2009 12:17 AM

I'm the living-dead, you can't kill me~ Mwahahahahahahaha!!!

The next person will die in his/her/it (o.O) sleep.

Guillermo February 17th, 2009 12:28 AM

I'll refuse to sleep.

The next poster will die due to a heavy intake of poisoned cheese, while drinking milk that came from a rat filled with rat poison.

Tropical Sunlight February 17th, 2009 2:09 AM

I'm not hungry anymore xD

The next user will fall into a hole in the couch.

Swift! February 17th, 2009 3:44 AM

I'll sit on my armchair instead.

The next poster will die from lack of oxygen to the brain.

Forever Forbidden February 17th, 2009 4:29 AM

But i had no brain...

the np will die by spamming in thir post, getting banned and dying of not seeing the internet me.

Azonic February 17th, 2009 4:38 AM

...riiight.

NP will die of malnutrition.

NoBel_ToKYo ™ February 17th, 2009 11:57 AM

I'm a stick of Celery.

NP will die from crazy schoolgirl fandom after meeting superman.

Evilyn February 17th, 2009 12:05 PM

What kind of sadistic thread is this?

I wouldn't wonder if that'd actually happen.

The np will die from eating cookies poisoned by Chuck Norris' urine.

NoBel_ToKYo ™ February 17th, 2009 12:14 PM

Chuck Norris became impatient with me eating cookies, so he crushed my head between his thighs. Oops.

The NP will die from suffocation by Gucci clothing.

Forever Forbidden February 17th, 2009 12:27 PM

Good thing i dress like a greebo (oh wait bad thing...)

the np will self combust.

Netto Azure February 17th, 2009 1:01 PM

The NP's name will be written in a Death Note and will die of a Heart Attack after 40 Seconds.

XD DN's corrupt people for sure.

Forever Forbidden February 17th, 2009 1:27 PM

nope, i am a shinigami, fool on you!

th np wil di becos they cudnt understnd wht i tped!

Shedinja8 February 17th, 2009 4:11 PM

Well I could read it so... :P

The NP will die due to reasons that...
Lets say has to do with Banana's, Extremely hungry Monkeys, and duck tape.... :paranoid:

Netto Azure February 17th, 2009 4:47 PM

Heh..Banana Split. ^_^

So the NP will die due to natural causes. =P

Capt. Couch February 17th, 2009 6:15 PM

Hooray! But then again, natural causes is a broad term. It can mean that I will die from anything in natu-- *mauled by herd of elephants*

The next poster will die because Ganon and Gwonmam said so.

Swift! February 17th, 2009 6:17 PM

But, I didn't watch the video... so, neh!

The next poster will die after being crushed by a ton of feathers.

Azonic February 17th, 2009 6:19 PM

I eat feathers for breakfast.

NP will die in a week after watching a strange circular object on a TV screen.

salmence33 February 17th, 2009 6:24 PM

crap I just saw a SCO on TV 6 days ago!

NP will die from reading this:flabber wabber nokka lokka shakka lakka ding-dong
Beat that

Swift! February 17th, 2009 6:28 PM

I stopped reading after you said; "NP will die from reading this".
Seriously...

NP will die from being shot by AdvancedK9's Saxophone Cannon and my Jellyfish Ray at the same time. (inside joke)

Spinor February 17th, 2009 6:43 PM

Sorry, my Saxophone Cannon ran out of ammo and my Martyrdom blasted your Jellyfish cannon :3.

THe NP will die for reading that no matter what.

Swift! February 17th, 2009 6:46 PM

Oh, then I guess I'm dead.
With my last breath... I CURSE ZOIDBERG!

NP will die in the explosion caused by AdvancedK9's Martyrdom blasting my Jellyfish Ray.

Spinor February 17th, 2009 6:48 PM

Hey, it's MY Martyrdom. Plus, me and my soldiers are protected with anti-auto-martyrdom suits.

NP will catch the Black Death.

salmence33 February 17th, 2009 6:50 PM

I don't get sick so HA

The NP will die from reading this:googly boogly giggly wiggly boogy woogy shakalaka ding-dong MWAHAHAHAHA

Swift! February 17th, 2009 6:55 PM

Still didn't read it.
=D

AdvancedK9 NP will die cause I said so... neh!

NoBel_ToKYo ™ February 18th, 2009 12:22 AM

I desperately pretend i didn't read the above post, thus with unusual logic that only i can understand, overruling you.

NP Will die from a broken heart.. LOLWUT?

Forever Forbidden February 18th, 2009 12:55 AM

but *snif* i-i-i*snif* is there no other way.

i shal order a hit on the np!

Guillermo February 18th, 2009 2:44 AM

You don't know my name, where I live, address, you don't have the money to hire, you don't know who or where to hire from and I'd kill him/her. :D

The next poster will just die. :3

Forever Forbidden February 18th, 2009 2:48 AM

You lie!

the np will eat a meats, get say, and then, in theyre grief, start a revolution, become a dictator and get assasinated.

salmence33 February 18th, 2009 2:51 PM

I refuse to become a dictator

If you are reading this then you are about to die.

Netto Azure February 18th, 2009 3:44 PM

Whut...was that? I'm dyslectic. XD

The NP will die due to a man-made cause. ^_^

salmence33 February 18th, 2009 3:46 PM

I live in the forest

NP will die from porn overload

Gerri Shin February 18th, 2009 9:03 PM

dang...

the NP will die because of a bad pistachio

Forever Forbidden February 19th, 2009 6:12 AM

But i'm allergic...

I will now eat the np!

matt561 February 19th, 2009 11:15 AM

Erm please get off my neck...please

The NP person will die in a series of tragicly funny events

Forever Forbidden February 19th, 2009 11:54 AM

Dang, y'know what just happend?
i fell of the bus, into the drain, and the Bog Moonster took me to his lair and *Censored* me! what hath thou done to deserve that?

the np will die in the knowlage that my post look doen upon theirs.

Netto Azure February 19th, 2009 12:31 PM

Still cant read ^'s post. =P

The NP will die of old age. ^_^

Spinor February 19th, 2009 3:39 PM

Oh crap, My Wii Fit age is 99 ;_;. I knew I shouldn't have lied on that test.

NP will be eaten by their own house.

Guitar February 19th, 2009 8:50 PM

Too bad it doesn't have any digestive acids. I'll spend the rest of my life on the internet.

10 DAYS, NP, 10 DAYS. #_#

Her February 19th, 2009 10:00 PM

Guitar string is over-tuned, breaking it and snapping into eye.

Guitar February 20th, 2009 12:06 AM

Darn it broke again. Wait what's this stinging sensation? Eye... MY EYE!!! IIIIIIIIIP! AAAAAAA!!

(^darn you just had to ignore the above post ;_; )

NP is assassinated by a .99 bullet from the sky traveling 1,000,000 times the speed of sound.

Guillermo February 20th, 2009 12:13 AM

I'm made of iron. :3

The next poster will die from a severe case of aids.

Azumi February 20th, 2009 9:17 AM

I refuse to die. Period.
AW CRAP, I LOST!!!

The next person will get a heart attack that kills you in a split second.

Her February 20th, 2009 12:58 PM

I protect myself with nail polish.

The next poster will die of Willcer.

Netto Azure February 20th, 2009 1:07 PM

Don't know what that is...

the NP will pass away due to utter laughing.

Her February 20th, 2009 1:24 PM

I think my Grampa vaccinated me with that.

Death by Detox overdose.

Azumi February 20th, 2009 4:37 PM

Hey, WAIT a second! I thought detox helps your body?!
I refuse to drink it.

The NP will die of utter failure.

Gerri Shin February 20th, 2009 5:12 PM

aww poo, Im a failure? crud...

the NP will die from falling off the grammy stage after mistaking themselves for a grammy winner.

h POKE February 20th, 2009 8:15 PM

meh. The grammys suck anyways, so I think I'll live. (Get it?)

The NP will die of dysentery. Oregon Trail style.

Evilyn February 24th, 2009 12:25 PM

Wut.

The NP will get Colour Burned by Photoshop.

Disturbed February 24th, 2009 1:44 PM

*removes photoshop*
The next poster will die from making a baby attempting to eat me and getting food poisoning :O

Aether February 24th, 2009 2:14 PM

The next user will die from falling off a cliff.

Harry Blue5 February 24th, 2009 11:57 PM

The next user shall die of stress.

iTzKaizer March 1st, 2009 4:14 PM

Owowow, i'm a teen, teens doesn't get stressed o.O

The next user'll die because his friends will come to his house, his mom will kiss him and he'll die embarrased.

St. Anger March 1st, 2009 4:17 PM

You will get a big screen TV, but it will fall and crush you!


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