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Forever Forbidden February 16th, 2009 11:27 AM

but i am an internet bot that failed...

see? i will kill the next person by posting befor them.

Mitchman February 16th, 2009 12:15 PM

Oh crap auto death.
Uh the virus in the computer will become real and spread into your body.

Azumi February 17th, 2009 12:17 AM

I'm the living-dead, you can't kill me~ Mwahahahahahahaha!!!

The next person will die in his/her/it (o.O) sleep.

Guillermo February 17th, 2009 12:28 AM

I'll refuse to sleep.

The next poster will die due to a heavy intake of poisoned cheese, while drinking milk that came from a rat filled with rat poison.

Tropical Sunlight February 17th, 2009 2:09 AM

I'm not hungry anymore xD

The next user will fall into a hole in the couch.

Swift! February 17th, 2009 3:44 AM

I'll sit on my armchair instead.

The next poster will die from lack of oxygen to the brain.

Forever Forbidden February 17th, 2009 4:29 AM

But i had no brain...

the np will die by spamming in thir post, getting banned and dying of not seeing the internet me.

Azonic February 17th, 2009 4:38 AM

...riiight.

NP will die of malnutrition.

NoBel_ToKYo ™ February 17th, 2009 11:57 AM

I'm a stick of Celery.

NP will die from crazy schoolgirl fandom after meeting superman.

Evilyn February 17th, 2009 12:05 PM

What kind of sadistic thread is this?

I wouldn't wonder if that'd actually happen.

The np will die from eating cookies poisoned by Chuck Norris' urine.

NoBel_ToKYo ™ February 17th, 2009 12:14 PM

Chuck Norris became impatient with me eating cookies, so he crushed my head between his thighs. Oops.

The NP will die from suffocation by Gucci clothing.

Forever Forbidden February 17th, 2009 12:27 PM

Good thing i dress like a greebo (oh wait bad thing...)

the np will self combust.

Netto Azure February 17th, 2009 1:01 PM

The NP's name will be written in a Death Note and will die of a Heart Attack after 40 Seconds.

XD DN's corrupt people for sure.

Forever Forbidden February 17th, 2009 1:27 PM

nope, i am a shinigami, fool on you!

th np wil di becos they cudnt understnd wht i tped!

Shedinja8 February 17th, 2009 4:11 PM

Well I could read it so... :P

The NP will die due to reasons that...
Lets say has to do with Banana's, Extremely hungry Monkeys, and duck tape.... :paranoid:

Netto Azure February 17th, 2009 4:47 PM

Heh..Banana Split. ^_^

So the NP will die due to natural causes. =P

Capt. Couch February 17th, 2009 6:15 PM

Hooray! But then again, natural causes is a broad term. It can mean that I will die from anything in natu-- *mauled by herd of elephants*

The next poster will die because Ganon and Gwonmam said so.

Swift! February 17th, 2009 6:17 PM

But, I didn't watch the video... so, neh!

The next poster will die after being crushed by a ton of feathers.

Azonic February 17th, 2009 6:19 PM

I eat feathers for breakfast.

NP will die in a week after watching a strange circular object on a TV screen.

salmence33 February 17th, 2009 6:24 PM

crap I just saw a SCO on TV 6 days ago!

NP will die from reading this:flabber wabber nokka lokka shakka lakka ding-dong
Beat that

Swift! February 17th, 2009 6:28 PM

I stopped reading after you said; "NP will die from reading this".
Seriously...

NP will die from being shot by AdvancedK9's Saxophone Cannon and my Jellyfish Ray at the same time. (inside joke)

Spinor February 17th, 2009 6:43 PM

Sorry, my Saxophone Cannon ran out of ammo and my Martyrdom blasted your Jellyfish cannon :3.

THe NP will die for reading that no matter what.

Swift! February 17th, 2009 6:46 PM

Oh, then I guess I'm dead.
With my last breath... I CURSE ZOIDBERG!

NP will die in the explosion caused by AdvancedK9's Martyrdom blasting my Jellyfish Ray.

Spinor February 17th, 2009 6:48 PM

Hey, it's MY Martyrdom. Plus, me and my soldiers are protected with anti-auto-martyrdom suits.

NP will catch the Black Death.

salmence33 February 17th, 2009 6:50 PM

I don't get sick so HA

The NP will die from reading this:googly boogly giggly wiggly boogy woogy shakalaka ding-dong MWAHAHAHAHA


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