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but i am an internet bot that failed...
see? i will kill the next person by posting befor them. |
Oh crap auto death.
Uh the virus in the computer will become real and spread into your body. |
I'm the living-dead, you can't kill me~ Mwahahahahahahaha!!!
The next person will die in his/her/it (o.O) sleep. |
I'll refuse to sleep.
The next poster will die due to a heavy intake of poisoned cheese, while drinking milk that came from a rat filled with rat poison. |
I'm not hungry anymore xD
The next user will fall into a hole in the couch. |
I'll sit on my armchair instead.
The next poster will die from lack of oxygen to the brain. |
But i had no brain...
the np will die by spamming in thir post, getting banned and dying of not seeing the internet me. |
...riiight.
NP will die of malnutrition. |
I'm a stick of Celery.
NP will die from crazy schoolgirl fandom after meeting superman. |
What kind of sadistic thread is this?
I wouldn't wonder if that'd actually happen. The np will die from eating cookies poisoned by Chuck Norris' urine. |
Chuck Norris became impatient with me eating cookies, so he crushed my head between his thighs. Oops.
The NP will die from suffocation by Gucci clothing. |
Good thing i dress like a greebo (oh wait bad thing...)
the np will self combust. |
The NP's name will be written in a Death Note and will die of a Heart Attack after 40 Seconds.
XD DN's corrupt people for sure. |
nope, i am a shinigami, fool on you!
th np wil di becos they cudnt understnd wht i tped! |
Well I could read it so... :P
The NP will die due to reasons that... Lets say has to do with Banana's, Extremely hungry Monkeys, and duck tape.... :paranoid: |
Heh..Banana Split. ^_^
So the NP will die due to natural causes. =P |
Hooray! But then again, natural causes is a broad term. It can mean that I will die from anything in natu-- *mauled by herd of elephants*
The next poster will die because Ganon and Gwonmam said so. |
But, I didn't watch the video... so, neh!
The next poster will die after being crushed by a ton of feathers. |
I eat feathers for breakfast.
NP will die in a week after watching a strange circular object on a TV screen. |
crap I just saw a SCO on TV 6 days ago!
NP will die from reading this:flabber wabber nokka lokka shakka lakka ding-dong Beat that |
I stopped reading after you said; "NP will die from reading this".
Seriously... NP will die from being shot by AdvancedK9's Saxophone Cannon and my Jellyfish Ray at the same time. (inside joke) |
Sorry, my Saxophone Cannon ran out of ammo and my Martyrdom blasted your Jellyfish cannon :3.
THe NP will die for reading that no matter what. |
Oh, then I guess I'm dead.
With my last breath... I CURSE ZOIDBERG! NP will die in the explosion caused by AdvancedK9's Martyrdom blasting my Jellyfish Ray. |
Hey, it's MY Martyrdom. Plus, me and my soldiers are protected with anti-auto-martyrdom suits.
NP will catch the Black Death. |
I don't get sick so HA
The NP will die from reading this:googly boogly giggly wiggly boogy woogy shakalaka ding-dong MWAHAHAHAHA |
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