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Surf May 14th, 2009 1:08 AM

Most Epic Fail quote you've ever read
 
Well, what is the stupidest thing you've ever heard\seen (As in, typed).
The one that I think deserves the most epic est fail is this.

Quote:

why the heck u make de whola guide in the imaga forme? it is very blury on the screen, i cannot a see anthing. sorry im good not at inglese, i am american so i dont speek good inglese.
^Fail^

processr May 14th, 2009 1:22 AM

"Epic fail" is a fairly inane quote in itself, so I'll go for that.

Rogue planet May 14th, 2009 7:28 AM

Brazil is a country in Americas, the official language in Brazil is Portugese. Nowhere in that post did he say that he was from the USA or even North America.

devilicious May 14th, 2009 7:57 AM

Besides, "English" in Portuguese is "Inglês", so he could've thought it was a cognate.
(I'm Brazilian and I've helped at a local English school here before, so trust me, it's not rare for stuff like that to happen)

Regardless, I'll have to agree with Tribulations.

.inLOVE May 15th, 2009 1:27 AM

Most epic fail quote?

"Biggest Noob: Anyone who breathes".

Idiot! May 15th, 2009 7:07 AM

"If you can't stop rape, might as well lie down and enjoy it."

WTH?

Spinor May 15th, 2009 1:59 PM

" Oh yay :D d(")b "
_________

"how do u do the backwards d?"

However, on PC, there is more like an epic fail conversation, but not a quote, About some guy who kept spelling cockies instead of cookies in the cookie game even though he was corrected like a million times. What the hell?

Dawson May 15th, 2009 3:17 PM

"It's impossible to get pregnant on your first time."

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

"So here's this giant enemy crab."

"Michael Jackson is found not guilty."

Her May 15th, 2009 3:26 PM

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.
O. J. Simpson

The Apprentice™ May 15th, 2009 3:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paris Hilton (Post 4644549)
I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.
O. J. Simpson

lol.

I'm sry I don't have a qotue to say but I just had to laugh lol

ShinjisLover May 15th, 2009 3:49 PM

I dunno. Lemme look through my VMs. . >.>

Quote:

I find your attitude irritating. A lot of other people I know do aswell, it says you like to make amends with people. Maybe if you think before you post you wont need to make any amends because you wouldn't annoy so many people.
Phail. XD So then I aksed "like who" and they never gave me a straight answer. Hah.

EDIT: Sheesh, take a joke people. Want to hear a real stupid quote?

Quote:

I didn't make the Magikarp, it's the official R/S/E sprite
Completely admitted to stealing someone else's work. Great job, loser. d(^^)b

.inLOVE May 15th, 2009 4:52 PM

Got another.

"Read and follow the rules, even though I don't."

Eucliffe May 15th, 2009 4:56 PM

Mm, I can't recall EXACTLY what the quote was, but it made me crack up so much XD It went along the lines of this:

Quote:

Hey... My guidebook said that Electric types are weak against Ground, but when I used Earthquake against your Zapdos, it didn't do anything. Are you like, using an Action Replay or something lol?
^I'm sure that "lol" was in there somewhere XD

Fox♠ May 16th, 2009 3:58 AM

Quote:

What do duplicates have to do with anything? It'd be better to not have duplicates.
I can;t begin explaining how fundamentally incorrect that post is in regards to the TCG.

Percy Thrillington May 16th, 2009 5:00 AM

Any post I've ever made can be regarded as an epic fail.

basselope7 May 16th, 2009 5:45 AM

On TV.com someone was messing around with the stuff on the Invader ZIM pages. Here's this person's review for one of the episodes ("Parent Teacher Night"):

Quote:

Mr. Teacher Parent is Going to Neon Going Anywhere to Break Them Up. I Need A Get Going Right Now, Am I Going to Somewhere One. ANd Ne-Yo is does not like that. and then he said "Gir, Get Out here Now!", Actors Richard Steven Horvitz, Andy Berman, Rosearik Rikki Simons, and Melissa Fahn have agreed to return as voices for "Invader Zim." so We Miss Invader ZIM. "Indaver Zim" hits returning this fall on FOX, it's a brand-new animation. The new batch is part of a deal the Broadcasting network made with Fox this year to pick up syndicated rights to the existing "Invader Zim" library of 98 episodes. and "Indaver Zim" become of similiar to "American Dad!", & "The Simpsons" that one of them now.

RYOUKI May 16th, 2009 6:23 AM

Oh, Siggy saying "Angelo is cute!". Epic fail, true but still fail.

Surf May 18th, 2009 2:38 AM

Quote:

So wait, we're going out there, in the outback?
Not quite as fail as others but it was said by a prima donna in my class so it was funny enough.
It was about the camp that we're going on.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendak (Post 4641199)
Brazil is a country in Americas, the official language in Brazil is Portugese. Nowhere in that post did he say that he was from the USA or even North America.

I didn't take that into consideration.
I just thought, Oh America, that is so fail.
I apologize.

Alex May 18th, 2009 6:43 AM

"About three things I was certain.

First, Edward was a vampire.

Second, there was a part of him, and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood.

And Third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

-runs-

Surf May 20th, 2009 12:59 AM

Quote:

well all I can stay Is I working on the grammer!
This one is defiantly and epic fail xD.

processr May 20th, 2009 7:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzu (Post 4644749)
Mm, I can't recall EXACTLY what the quote was, but it made me crack up so much XD It went along the lines of this:

I think the quote you posted was a one made up by Alakazam17, actually. xD;;

Also, agreed in regards to the above poster and the word "grammer".

DARKSHADE May 22nd, 2009 8:22 AM

I once read a quote buy someone which said

"I tried to commit scuicide but almost killed myself" DUH!

s l u g May 22nd, 2009 10:26 AM

Quote:

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
I'd wouldn't wanna comment on that.

basselope7 May 22nd, 2009 10:55 AM

I have another one.

Quote:

"I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe and somebody said I was a snake, I'd think, 'No, actually I am a giraffe.'" --Richard Gere


I have a whole book full of these, let me know if you want more. ^_^

BHwolfgang May 22nd, 2009 2:46 PM

I have to say that most of all the posts I've made in this site is epic failure, including this one.


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