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Gymnotide May 22nd, 2009 9:27 PM

Defense Against the Dark Robot
 
ITT: If you were being chased by X-626, who is a robot, how would you defend yourself?
Let's compile a list of robot defense-mechanisms.

1. Carry around a velociraptor in your pocket. Everyone knows robots can't beat velociraptors.
2. Hide in a spoiler tag. Robots can't open spoiler tags.

X-626 May 22nd, 2009 9:30 PM

I'm not a robot. It would be kinda hard to defend against...myself? Oh, and for the record, I can read spoilers.

PokemonMichael May 22nd, 2009 9:34 PM

Matches, and Hair. He stands no chance! :P.

s l u g May 22nd, 2009 9:35 PM

Well i know what i would do!!

Spoiler:
I'll make a spoiler like this so it won't be able to open it, like you said xD and it'll make him confuse

>Feelings< May 22nd, 2009 11:01 PM

Lol, I'll threaten to... spit at the guy if he tries to get me.

Alexithymia~ May 22nd, 2009 11:03 PM

I've got a bat? Is that any help?
What about a goldfish tank? :P

Percy Thrillington May 23rd, 2009 4:58 AM

All defences are futile against X-626. He is unstoppable!

pokerus34 May 23rd, 2009 5:09 AM

Well, what about a Magnum? or an M16? Or a Bazooka? Or a Nuclear Bomb!

Ah... I know what could defeat those bots...

THE DEATH STAR...

Or simple as a Spoiler... :)

Emily. May 23rd, 2009 5:16 AM

Haha, this made me laugh.

But, I don't believe he is a robot. XD; So, I probably wouldn't defend myself, plus, the only robots I'd avoid are those world dominating ones. Y'know, the Cybermen from Doctor Who and the likes.

Charliezard May 23rd, 2009 5:58 AM

I'ma team up with him and we'll take over the world O:
Wait, you will agree with that Adam? D: Or do I needa bribe you?
If this works, you're all screwed x]

Spoiler:
If that doesn't work, I don't know what I'll do...

Gerri Shin May 23rd, 2009 6:57 AM

I'll give him a robot High-Five and join him on his digital rampage! XD

RYOUKI May 23rd, 2009 7:15 AM

Oh. It's easy. Unplug the socket. Batteries aren't strong enough to power up a robot, so there must be a plug somewhere.

Klippy May 23rd, 2009 7:29 AM

I'd probably just play some peace-offering music. I.E. The Veronicas. :> (If we're specifically talking about X-626)

For any other robot, I'd just turn it off. :[

Lucent May 23rd, 2009 7:31 AM

*takes out scythe* I've dealt with these guys before. Nothing a little grim reaper scythe magic can take care of <3

'Course, I'm not gonna kill him, I'm gonna make him human. I might be a grim reaper, but it doesn't mean I can make things live rather than have them die O_o

Actually, wait... I can't do that. My scythes aren't magical, per se, though they do have ice attributes to most of them. One of them does have a fire attribute, though...

Bleh, I'll just use my ultimate ice attack with my best scythe and take him out >.>

*shot for Riviera references*

Legobricks May 23rd, 2009 7:57 AM

Ballistic shield (the sort made of steel and with a view slot) and sawn-off M1014 (loaded with slugs, pellet cartridges won't do much if anything to metal plating).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fia (Post 4666714)
*takes out scythe*

War scythe or agricultural/reaper scythe?

Lucent May 23rd, 2009 8:01 AM

Depends on what kind of scythes you consider these to be (just keep in mind the scythes are more in the middle/bottom of the image).

I don't think they're war scythes, though...

Legobricks May 23rd, 2009 8:06 AM

Agricultural. :o

War scythes have a blade running parallel to the pole, identical to a glaive's except for its inverse shape:
http://www.concept13.com/flq/Diablo2/items/images-armes/polearms/warscythe.gif

레트로 May 23rd, 2009 8:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-626 (Post 4665520)
I'm not a robot. It would be kinda hard to defend against...myself? Oh, and for the record, I can read spoilers.

Exactly the response one would expect from a robot, such as yourself.

Spoiler:
Stupid robot.

Signomi May 23rd, 2009 10:42 AM

...what the heck is this thread? o_O; Right, I have tolerance for many silly threads, but this one just doesn't fall with them.

More than anything, I feel sorry for poor Adam.

~Closed


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