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Defense Against the Dark Robot
ITT: If you were being chased by X-626, who is a robot, how would you defend yourself?
Let's compile a list of robot defense-mechanisms. 1. Carry around a velociraptor in your pocket. Everyone knows robots can't beat velociraptors. 2. Hide in a spoiler tag. Robots can't open spoiler tags. |
I'm not a robot. It would be kinda hard to defend against...myself? Oh, and for the record, I can read spoilers.
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Matches, and Hair. He stands no chance! :P.
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Well i know what i would do!!
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Lol, I'll threaten to... spit at the guy if he tries to get me.
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I've got a bat? Is that any help?
What about a goldfish tank? :P |
All defences are futile against X-626. He is unstoppable!
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Well, what about a Magnum? or an M16? Or a Bazooka? Or a Nuclear Bomb!
Ah... I know what could defeat those bots... THE DEATH STAR... Or simple as a Spoiler... :) |
Haha, this made me laugh.
But, I don't believe he is a robot. XD; So, I probably wouldn't defend myself, plus, the only robots I'd avoid are those world dominating ones. Y'know, the Cybermen from Doctor Who and the likes. |
I'ma team up with him and we'll take over the world O:
Wait, you will agree with that Adam? D: Or do I needa bribe you? If this works, you're all screwed x] Spoiler:
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I'll give him a robot High-Five and join him on his digital rampage! XD
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Oh. It's easy. Unplug the socket. Batteries aren't strong enough to power up a robot, so there must be a plug somewhere.
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I'd probably just play some peace-offering music. I.E. The Veronicas. :> (If we're specifically talking about X-626)
For any other robot, I'd just turn it off. :[ |
*takes out scythe* I've dealt with these guys before. Nothing a little grim reaper scythe magic can take care of <3
'Course, I'm not gonna kill him, I'm gonna make him human. I might be a grim reaper, but it doesn't mean I can make things live rather than have them die O_o Actually, wait... I can't do that. My scythes aren't magical, per se, though they do have ice attributes to most of them. One of them does have a fire attribute, though... Bleh, I'll just use my ultimate ice attack with my best scythe and take him out >.> *shot for Riviera references* |
Ballistic shield (the sort made of steel and with a view slot) and sawn-off M1014 (loaded with slugs, pellet cartridges won't do much if anything to metal plating).
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Depends on what kind of scythes you consider these to be (just keep in mind the scythes are more in the middle/bottom of the image).
I don't think they're war scythes, though... |
Agricultural. :o
War scythes have a blade running parallel to the pole, identical to a glaive's except for its inverse shape: http://www.concept13.com/flq/Diablo2/items/images-armes/polearms/warscythe.gif |
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...what the heck is this thread? o_O; Right, I have tolerance for many silly threads, but this one just doesn't fall with them.
More than anything, I feel sorry for poor Adam. ~Closed |
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