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The never ending sentence[pokemon style]
very simple all you got to do is copy the sentence the person before you posted and add more to it. but remember no periods can be used.
There once was a lucario- |
-with great ability to control aura-
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was walking in the park one day-
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...........and he met Ash-
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Ash Thew a pokeball at Lucario
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Lucario rejected pokeball and said "You don't have to throw pokeball master"
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Ash looked at the lucario strangely and took out another pokeball-
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but it was actually a voltorb and he got electricuted
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then lucario laughed at ash for being electricuted and
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then Ash fell over and died and became a pichu
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Lucario kicked Ashichu and he evolved into Pikash then...
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the pikash learned of the YuGiOh card game and bought a pack...
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Only to get an Obelisk the Tormenter card, when suddenly...
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a giant bird known as a chocobo came out with a eevee on its back..
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...And stole the card, which made Ashichu very...
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sad cuz the card was the rarest fake card he-
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ever had so ash ran after the card stealer and
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-impaled him with a stick he found on the ground before saying-
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'*poke* now you're gonna get it! I've got a stick. With a deadly leaf!'
as he |
starts to try to beat the bloody pulp outta him! However......
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The Eevee found a thunderstone and started fighting over it with Ashkachu,
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it flies up in to the sky, and......
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they are both killed when Mewtwo throws a Wailord at them and picks misty up to-
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impeach her! All of a sudden.....
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his ressurection move to come back to life and body slam Mewtwo, mewtwo then uses
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Jugdement! Fortanetyly, Ashkachu uses.......
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SUPER GLITCH! Causing all foes to die, but freezing time itself and....
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causing all legendaies to be reborn making an era called......
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The Cznrafa era, which had super.....
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magkiarps. You then................
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send out your own magikarp and tell it to use hyperbeam..........
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which is NOT SUPER EFFECTIVE. You then scream......
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"OMG I LIK PIZ" a million times
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and you go home just to reveal.................
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your actually an asian trading card
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...pirated (xD). So, you try to..........
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eat some pudding.........
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then you eat an entire table and throw up so you-
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say to a random person"I heard you liek Mudkipz and....
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You return to your normal self except-
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you have a mewtwo tail!.........
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Which gives you a mewtwo side of you (RAWR....!). You use that to........
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levitate yourself in the air and then you call.....
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Mew.....................................
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-to do all of your dirty work but mew refuses to do your work because-
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it's currently in the retail business getting payed minimum -
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So Mew demands a raise in her salary, but Mewtwo gets angry and...
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...chews off his own tail. ashachu proceeds to pwn mew/two.
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but giovanni comes along and chews out the pikash saying WHY DID YOU PWN MY MEWTWO YOU FOOL and punts the pikash to the moon where
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Pickash meets Missingno and Missingno-
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who eat him and send him to an alternate dimension populated entirely by Weedle and Caterpie that-
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have mega-uber-powerful attacks which
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are not very effective and
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turn him into a Wailord which...
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is directionally challenged and ends up in the distortion world
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-and is eaten by Giratina...
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who flies up to snowpoint temple
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-and awakens Regigigas...
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that only can use cut and splash and
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attacks giratina who then says
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I can haz cheezburger? Which leads to...
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giratina and regigigas going out for a picnic lunch, when
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They realized their picnic basket was an evil Rotom! They...
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are about to attack it when a blizzard starts up and
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are about to attack it when a blizzard starts up and
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makes the rotom faint and then
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you wake up inside giratinas picnic basket
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start freaking out so you send out a pikachu then
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it shocks the basket and giratina.....
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After that, Missingno. appears and takes over the world in a massive display of power, It then rules for over 9,000 years virtually unopposed and then then,
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arceus kicks missingno's butt, after which, the nearly forgotten pikash from before finds a piece of cheese and
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and then Missingno gets resurrected in a cloning experiment gone wrong and kills Arceus and then it ends up ruling the universe forever, and then,
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porygon steals the cheese from pikash and uses it to fix all the glitches so that missingno never existed and never will and
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a Machoke steals your bike and then,
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(( NOOOOOO MISSINGNO!))
this story gets completely messed up then... |
You pull a spare bike out of your shirt pocket, and ride it to,
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pacifidlog, somehow riding over the water, where
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A wild Relicanth appears and attemts to.....
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steal one of your rare candies so...
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you whack it over the head with a popsicle and
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eat the popsicle which tastes like...
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Mudkipz, it turns out the popsicle is a...
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SPECIAL popsicle which will act like any legendary-pokemon-special-item (like sacred ash or griseous orb) when held so you go catch a
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Giratina!, but the giratina you have met only
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is a youngling, so it gets upset easily, so
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It frantically tries to escape back to the distortion world bringing you along with it, and
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you run into...
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The baby Giratina's mother, who happens to be another Giratina, and it tries to...
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steal your popsicle so you..
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happen to find a dawn stone on the ground...
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so you evolve into a vulpix...
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which ate the baby giratina and its mother up, when
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...suddenly a ninetails appears and scolds you...
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so you run around screaming i like potatoes when
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ninetails yells" then heres your potato!" and smacks mashed potatoes in your face
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giving you hiccups and...
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gives you mega awesome hiccups of doom after ashachu eats the sacred cheese of arceus and becomes ...
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Lactose intolerent and the sacred Miltank is mad because...
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ashachu ate the freakin cheese that gives him the power to...
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fire snot rockets at ho-oh and...
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