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If Pikachu Could Talk..What would he say?
I'm posting this Maybe for some laughs and Maybe for legitimate answers!
So i'm interested in what you have to say!! Please Don't Refer to Meowth or telepathy pokemon xD |
Then pokemon wouldn't be for kids anymore. Pikachu be cussin up a storm :P
lolz. |
It'd say:
"Don't evolve me or you will die!" Or: "Evolve me. Please?" |
He'll say something like "give me ketchup, now!!!"
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Pikachu might contribute to those annoying little friendship rants of Ash's and the show would get even slushier 8D
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"Ash you're an idiot, Pokemon say their own name you don't need your pokedex to tell you what Pokemon that is"
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Pikachu would say HELP ME this devil named Ash kidnapped me and wont let me go HELP HELP ME and so on
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Pikachu would say: "Don't you idiot understand that electric moves doesn't get damage to Ground type pokémons!"
And this doesn't even fit here...: (Rikudaman, he uses pokédex to get it full of data. That's the job what Oak told to him. :P But he's very stupid because he doesn't know pokémon names, he didn't know even Snorlax and he had that big Snorlax-thing on his floor!) |
"I'm a girl, damnit!" XDD I can see it saying that. |
He might be cheering for other pokemons in battle
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Pikachu: Hey, Ash! As you haven't "made a move" for the past ten years, can I hit on all the girls that follow you around?
Ash: What is a "girl"??? Pikachu: You know: Misty, May, Dawn... Ash: Who are these names??? Pikachu: They have been following you in your journeys, for Arceus' sake!!! Ash: Really? I don't remember them. I only remember Brock... |
"Ketchup....Ash, where is my ketchup??!!
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"Oh boy..." --said when Ash has a blonde moment or Brock goes bananas for the girl du jour.
"HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!"--said if Team Rocket swipes him (again). "Are we there yet?" --said when the gang gets lost (again) |
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Hahaha most likely! Its a good thing he can only say his name. |
heh, the show would be pretty interesting if they added another poke-translation episode like the old "Island of Giant Pokemon" one. I might make an effort to watch that.
I could see Pikachu saying "Dangit, Ash! You missed another legendary! You've already met, battled with, and gained the trust of, what, all of them!? >:/ get something besides me to do your dirty work." |
"Bounce me hard, Buneary."
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I'm sick of you over using me Ash, find some other damn pokemon!
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"Parallel, parallel, Kasumi ni naare"
(Will anyone get the reference? Will anyone get why it's relevant?) |
Pikachu can talk, he only just says his name :3.
Sorry the topic was a bit to vague, but in all seriousness he'd probably be saying something lame like "Come on, we can do it!" or maybe "Why the heck is my trainer still 10?". |
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"No, Ash, just let Team Rocket have me, they'd take better care"
"Y'know, I'd like to be released like Charizard or something... would I ever return? Uh... Sure?" "Ash, get a girlfriend. Hopefully, one with a female Pikachu, for your best buddy?" "For christs sake! You can see the Team Rocket logo on their shirts! How dumb are you?!" |
"Dangit Ash, its been months... no, years since you change your shirt... pants..."
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if you put me in a pokeball I will slap the **** out of you
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"Give me a damn Thunderstone already!"
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Pikachu sez:
"DANGIT, ASH! HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU AND YOUR STUPID FRIENDS, BUT NOT ME HAVE TO FALL IN TEAM ROCKET'S TRAPS! IT'S THEIR FREAKING VOICE! IT'S THEIR FREAKING HAIR!" "Remember when I slapped the **** of that thunderstone when we lost against Lt. Surge? Well, I will do that to you if you ever try to put me in a Poké Ball" |
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