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I got this joke from a cousin...
It got some rude stuff... Father: Son? Can you get me a bun,a bucket and a ****en spanel? Boy: Yes. At the bakery Boy: Can I have a bum? Baker: A bum? Oh you mean a bun. Boy: Yes.... At the tool shop Boy: Can I get a ****it? Shopkeeper: A ****it? Oh you mean a bucket. Boy: Yes... At the pet store Boy: Can I have a **** and spank it? Petkeeper: **** and spank it? Oh you mean a ****en spanel... Boy: Yes... He finds a Old person Boy: Can you hold my Bum and my ****it while I get my **** and spank it? |
Ok... I couldn't read that joke because it had to much censors! ****(I bet that was censored too) censors.
~ There was a couple, the boy was called Jon and the girl was called Sally. One day, Jon's friend came in and Sally greeted him. They chatted for a while and Jon's friend said "Oh Sally, you are so pretty, mind if I see one of your breasts? I'll pay you $100." and Sally decided this was worth it and showed her one of her breasts. They talked a bit more and the man said. "Oh Sally, your breast I saw was so pretty, can I see the other one? I'll pay you extra $100!" Sally agreed and showed him both of them."Well, I have to go now." said the man. Then, Jon came back. "Your friend came." Sally said. "Well, did he give back the $200 he owes me?" Jon asked. |
:-D dude that is so funny Omega-Brendan!!!!!
I got one: I will refer this word as w**d Dear Santa, I do not want any presents for Christmas I just want joy and peace in the world. Love, Amanda Dear Amanda, Your parnts must have been smoking w**d when they had you sincerely, Santa XD |
1) so theres this blond lady (its just a joke so bear with me please...) whos sick of being made fun of cuz shes blond. so one day she dies her hair brown and trades in her sports car for an average car. okay, so the following day she decides to drive through the valley. on her trip she sees a sheaperd and his sheep. deciding she wants to go home with a little something she asks the sheapard: "hey sheapard, if i can guess how many sheep you have in your flock can i have a sheep?" the sheapard, after considering what his chances are of losing, agrees. after thinking, the woman replys: "you have 67 sheep in your flock" awestruck the sheapard says: " thats correct..go head and take a sheep" so the blond bends down and picks up a little fluffy one. as shes leaving the sheapard asks: "hey, i ahve a deal for you. if i can guess your true hair color can i have my dog back?"
2) how are micheal jackson and mcdonalds dimilar? A: 40 year old meat sanwitched between 12 yea old buns. 3)there are three women runing away from prison. they are being chased by cops. the first woman, a brow hair, inorder to escape, eclaims: " hurricane!" so the cops duck for cover...and she runs away the second woman, a burnet, exclaims " tidal wave!" and the cops duck for cover and she runs away. the third woman, a blond, suddenly getting the trend turns around and exclaims " FIRE!" so the cops soot her 4) santa clause, a smart blond, and a dumb blond jump off a mountain which is the first to land? A: a dumb blond, cuz a smart one and santa clause dont exist. 5)how are micheal jackson and an X-box similar? A: they both are made of plastic and turn on to little boys... i hope none finds the blond ones offensive, i dont mean those jokes, i just said them for jokes. no, i dont beleive blonds are dumb so dont get mad... |
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