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Mika June 27th, 2009 10:10 PM

NEVER ENDING [fake] CHEAT TO GET MEW
 
THIS CHEAT WILL NOT by any means give you a MEW in D/P/PT. Sorry, no cigar. This will however, entertain certain people for the next several hours. I'll start us off. Give us a line or two to add on. o3o REMEMBER. It CANNOT end. NO MATTER WHAT. I did this like two years ago. good heafens I was a newb back then AND STUFF so I'm reviving it with mew this time for lawls and laughter.

Have fun, remember all the rules blah blah blah.

First, one needs to capture a level 100 Bibarel and beat it furiously until it submits to the will of the Master.
Then you must stuff your socks into your ear.
Then, find Missingo. You can find it by finding and slapping every baby in Sinnoh. This causes Missingo to battle you.

BeachBoy June 27th, 2009 10:11 PM

Once encountered, turn off your game 3 seconds into the battle then turn it back on.

Zet June 27th, 2009 10:12 PM

Then you should encounter missingo straight away and battle it again

Donnie June 27th, 2009 10:12 PM

Then, you must run away from the MissingNo.

Mika June 27th, 2009 10:13 PM

After Releasing it, you must find and capture a green zubat while looking honestly for a Gible.

BeachBoy June 27th, 2009 10:14 PM

After the capture, go to train it to level 69 and buy the matching amount of air mail.

Mika June 27th, 2009 10:22 PM

After this occurs, you must poke a slowpoke in the casino and win 100 dollars.

bit.trip void June 27th, 2009 10:23 PM

Then you must use the Slowpoke to hatch a Mika, and train it until its level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!

Mika June 27th, 2009 10:28 PM

When it is over 9000, it will turn into a pichu

BeachBoy June 27th, 2009 10:29 PM

in this case, fly to the city that's three cities away

bit.trip void June 27th, 2009 10:34 PM

Use the Rare wild Beach Girl in battle, to fight the Pichu.

LordBlumiere June 27th, 2009 11:33 PM

The Pichu can only be caught by the rare Mistress Ball, which can be found at...

Q-Bone June 28th, 2009 1:46 AM

The strip club in Pallet Town.

Turke June 28th, 2009 2:18 AM

...and while at this strip club, you must put a dip of copenhagen in your mouth and spit in all the girls' cleavage,then leave and go cuss Prof. Oak out for not giving you the starter you really wanted, a Blowupdollasaur.....

Starsky June 28th, 2009 2:22 AM

With a hat in its mouth and which can transform into a MissingNo

Turke June 28th, 2009 2:51 AM

and you have to battle your own pokemon with a rock and some string

ShadowGirl09 June 28th, 2009 10:24 AM

And then you throw a Jynx at your Rival.

Subsmash June 28th, 2009 12:58 PM

After you throw Jynx, take your rival to the top of Mt. Coronet and....

Anxiety. June 28th, 2009 1:09 PM

Push him into Dialga, which will then turn into Palkia, and open the 83,453,581,285th dimension...

bit.trip void June 28th, 2009 3:48 PM

And Master Roshi will come out and go onomomomomom. You will...

Turke June 28th, 2009 4:00 PM

Use kamehameha to kill sailor moon, then...

bit.trip void June 28th, 2009 4:03 PM

Die. You get taken to Cynthia's house, and...

[email protected]@N !$ HERE June 28th, 2009 4:06 PM

to catch missingno without virus tel it you love nd and kiss it on the forehead

ShyRayq June 28th, 2009 4:07 PM

see that cynthia is proposing to you and then you get married, after that you have kids then....

Chibi Buizel June 28th, 2009 5:34 PM

Capture over 9000 Mudkips.

Starsky June 28th, 2009 5:43 PM

Which evolve into over 9000 Mewtwos.

JoltIce June 28th, 2009 5:54 PM

then evolve again to 9000 Magikarps

Turke June 28th, 2009 6:12 PM

That turn into your mother, that turn into Gary and kick you in the face

aipom man June 28th, 2009 6:56 PM

after you talk to some hobo who gives u medicin which is actualy

Fail-Z June 28th, 2009 7:17 PM

Afterward
 
After the hobo gives you the medicine, turn off the ds, put the game cartridge in a microwave set on high for 2-3 minutes.

BeachBoy June 28th, 2009 7:20 PM

then take it out, put the DS in, and set it to 4-5 minutes on high.

Fail-Z June 28th, 2009 7:25 PM

Now, take it back out. You must open up the DS casing and pour just a little maple syrup inside.

JoltIce June 28th, 2009 7:42 PM

then the DS become DS Prime

Fail-Z June 28th, 2009 7:44 PM

Now ignore the transformed DS and pay attention to the game. Place the DS game cartidge into the DVD+R Drive so you can mod the game. If the game fell down into the computer you may have to read on how to open up the case.

Once you have retrieved the cartridge from the computer you must prank call Nintendo. This will make your DS connect to their network and your character should end up in the Developer test area.

JX Valentine June 28th, 2009 8:02 PM

Which is really just another strip club in Pallet Town. This time, talk to every girl there. Then, you will receive a very special item.

LordBlumiere June 28th, 2009 9:00 PM

The item is called the Whip of Doom. It...

Ineffable~ June 28th, 2009 9:57 PM

...is a very naughty item, which you will try to use on the girls at the strip club, but...

bit.trip void June 28th, 2009 10:25 PM

ALL OF THE BOYS AND ALL OF THE GIRLS will say "OBJECTION!"And:

ChronicEdge June 28th, 2009 10:30 PM

You must approach the town gate with the Key of Sorrows and also a Narwhale. This will bring you much adulation from the...

Ineffable~ June 29th, 2009 7:01 AM

...guy who's name is Tabuu. He will turn back time to when you are at the strip club...

Fail-Z June 29th, 2009 8:09 AM

...where you must try to superbounce out of the map and...

Silhouette June 29th, 2009 8:34 AM

..slam your head on the ceiling. After you make a hole, you must toss some dynamite in it, and..

ChronicEdge June 29th, 2009 10:43 AM

...put your right leg in, then take it out, then put it in again. You do the...

Harry Blue5 June 29th, 2009 11:54 AM

...hokey pokey and put your foot out of it, then put it in and out and keep doing this cycle until the dynamite explodes. If you die you must restart the game and do the whole cheat all over again. But if you somehow survive (you'll still lose a leg though), you must then...

ChronicEdge June 29th, 2009 1:32 PM

Flood yor signature with countless little clickables, such as dragon eggs, pokemon eggs, and quiz results. Once you have reached a number predetermined by your trainer ID, catch a...

XLoGyBeArX June 29th, 2009 2:16 PM

silver pikachu while playing with your DS upside down

Silhouette June 29th, 2009 2:51 PM

Then, you Fly to Pacifilog City, and talk to the guy that asks you where you came from 1,000,000 times. You must say NO each time. Then, an event occurs, and you battle a..

BeachBoy June 29th, 2009 2:53 PM

Wailord, be sure to lose this battle and DON'T CATCH IT...

aipom man June 29th, 2009 3:01 PM

once you lose to the walord he will eat you and you will arrive at

ChronicEdge June 29th, 2009 3:06 PM

the belly of that weird whale dude from Ocarina. Soon after making it to the small intestine, you will hear the voice of Billy Mays, commanding you to...

Silhouette June 29th, 2009 3:13 PM

..add "92% of teens listen to rap. If you'rr part of the 8% of people who listen to REAL music, add this to your signature," in your signature. If you choose not to, your house will get attacked by spartans.

ChronicEdge June 29th, 2009 3:32 PM

Either way, your next step is to skip to Navel Rock, where you shall be challenged by...

Silhouette June 29th, 2009 4:34 PM

..Spider-Man, who has a level 578 Spinarak. If you win, you get to play a Pokemon Snap! demo. If you capture a Marill on camera, Navel Rock..

ChronicEdge June 29th, 2009 4:41 PM

Will begin to shake violently. The very moment that this begins, you must turn your DS off and back on. If you time it correctly, then in your PC shall appear...

Silhouette June 29th, 2009 4:46 PM

..all 3 Johto starters. Release each one, and find them again in the wild (with use of the Marking Map, of course!). A wild Luigi will then appear.

Andaaaaay June 30th, 2009 7:41 AM

You must defeat the Lugia by only using moves which begin with the letter "A".

After, a wild ...

WindBlows June 30th, 2009 8:15 AM

A wild...
Brock will appear and you must beat it with 45 Focus Blast.
After you beat it you will be teleported to Pallet Town and...

Fail-Z June 30th, 2009 9:25 AM

... slice Ash's mother with the PokeFlute so that...

Silhouette June 30th, 2009 9:27 AM

..you open a portal, in which Yugi walks out of. You must defeat his Kuriboh with a Meowth. After you win, he gives you a(n)..

ChronicEdge June 30th, 2009 11:11 AM

Lap dance of destiny, which sucks your soul into the shadow realm. Shortly upon arrival, you are invited to dinner by a herd/tribe/group of...

Stratomaster June 30th, 2009 11:19 AM

then talk to the man beside the lemon shaped rock....

he should give u a "zibby pass"....

Tornado2552 June 30th, 2009 4:29 PM

the zibby pass gives you access to New Domino City where you have to fight Kaiba's...

ChronicEdge June 30th, 2009 4:32 PM

WTF is this, Yugioh hour?

Rabid Goomba. Lose ti him 9 times consecutively to gain...

Tornado2552 June 30th, 2009 4:35 PM

access back into the the regular pokemon world, then you get attacked by 3000....

ChronicEdge June 30th, 2009 4:36 PM

Rocket Grunts, each with a rather nasty...

Tornado2552 June 30th, 2009 4:38 PM

piece of rotten food then they throw them at you and....

aipom man June 30th, 2009 4:47 PM

you get a noise bleed which isnt blood but a chunky substaince which is

Tornado2552 June 30th, 2009 4:53 PM

Chocolate(: and then Nurse Joy shows up then Brock....

*Charizard* June 30th, 2009 4:55 PM

then fly back to pallet town to visit your mum when suddenly..............

Tornado2552 June 30th, 2009 4:56 PM

you see your mom dead with a flute right on her sliced neck then....

aipom man June 30th, 2009 5:27 PM

all ur pokemon faint and ur teleported to

Fail-Z June 30th, 2009 5:49 PM

Birth Island where Deoxys will walk up to you. If you've done everything right so far he will deny your battle and tell you...

Mecha-Pikachu June 30th, 2009 5:54 PM

I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! which he fires at you and makes you...

aipom man June 30th, 2009 5:57 PM

turn into the ugliest mew ever

killet513 June 30th, 2009 8:07 PM

So then your get teleported back to the pallet town strip club where you will talk to five women and get rejected all five times by saying that that dress makes you look fat. But then ........

*Charizard* July 1st, 2009 2:20 AM

Professor Oak will contact you and tell you to visit him when suddenly you remember....

killet513 July 1st, 2009 6:45 AM

Your having an affair with Cynthia.

Fail-Z July 1st, 2009 2:44 PM

When you realize this you must kill yourself with cyanide so that Cynthia will...

Oblivion Reaper 2.0 July 1st, 2009 3:01 PM

Then you level up a pokemon to lv.101

aipom man July 1st, 2009 3:40 PM

then the lvl.101 pokemon will go in bebe 's pc and will never ccome out

Oblivion Reaper 2.0 July 1st, 2009 3:42 PM

till kill Cyrus...with the dismounted head a Bibearl...that was high poffins...that were poisoned...with poop

Ineffable~ July 2nd, 2009 5:06 PM

Once the lv. 101 Pokémon is out of the PC, you must put it in the Daycare with a lv. 92 clone of itself. The Pokémon will make an egg after 1 step and it will automatically go into your party, even if you already have six Pokémon. However, to hatch the egg, you must...

Pheonix987 July 2nd, 2009 5:37 PM

...
 
...go and force-feed a bibarel and a regigas with mud cake. you go to...

aipom man July 2nd, 2009 5:41 PM

get more when ur attacked by brittaney spears

Skystrike July 2nd, 2009 5:44 PM

And you get the Lvl 101 pokemon and use it against her. The next step was....

Oblivion Reaper 2.0 July 2nd, 2009 5:48 PM

Then This Happens
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff147/bubbles_gal119/1177466378395.gif
after that a giant Bidoof use Ultima on Arceus

Ineffable~ July 2nd, 2009 7:16 PM

The egg, once hatched, will become a combination of Sunkern and Arceus, called Arkern. Its nickname will automatically be...

Skystrike July 2nd, 2009 9:52 PM

SeedGod. THEN YOU ENCOUTER MEW!!! Unfortanely, you.....

The Exorcist July 2nd, 2009 10:39 PM

Flee and you will receive a Magikarp lvl 100 with one move called...

BeachBoy July 2nd, 2009 10:49 PM

Draco Meteor, be sure to get a heart scale and replace it with Splash, then...

Yuoaman July 4th, 2009 12:59 PM

...battle a level 4 Starly, and the Magikarp will evolve into a ???, which you can trade with Prof. Rowan to get a...

Ineffable~ July 4th, 2009 1:06 PM

...special Wi-fi modem that allows you to go onto "über Wi-fi". Once you go onto über Wi-fi and trade the Seedgod over to Professor Ivy, then battle Professor Ivy at a level 100 limit, using only the Magikarp and the Seedgod. You must defeat the Seedgod using only the Magikarp. Once you do...

Tornado2552 July 4th, 2009 4:33 PM

your magikarp evolves to a random pokemon which is....

giradialkia July 4th, 2009 5:21 PM

...obviously just a random Pokemon, the biggest Igglybuff ever seen, who sits on...

Ineffable~ July 5th, 2009 12:31 AM

...my mother's favorite afghan, so I kick its ass for ruining my mom's blanket, then...

giradialkia July 5th, 2009 2:11 AM

...explain to the Igglybuff what exactly an Afghan is (because it sounds like one wicked blanket) while a wild Giratina flickers into existence and has a picnic with...

Citrinin July 5th, 2009 3:21 AM

...your rival, who, occupied by the legendary, has no time for you. Talk to your rival 500 times, and then go to...

Miz en Scène July 5th, 2009 3:47 AM

Saffron City and blow up Silph Co. to...

SuperBob July 5th, 2009 7:08 AM

destroy team rocket and steal their level 1000 pokemon called Arceus!

Tornado2552 July 5th, 2009 12:03 PM

then suddenly you find a level 100...


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