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NEVER ENDING [fake] CHEAT TO GET MEW
THIS CHEAT WILL NOT by any means give you a MEW in D/P/PT. Sorry, no cigar. This will however, entertain certain people for the next several hours. I'll start us off. Give us a line or two to add on. o3o REMEMBER. It CANNOT end. NO MATTER WHAT. I did this like two years ago. good heafens I was a newb back then AND STUFF so I'm reviving it with mew this time for lawls and laughter.
Have fun, remember all the rules blah blah blah. First, one needs to capture a level 100 Bibarel and beat it furiously until it submits to the will of the Master. Then you must stuff your socks into your ear. Then, find Missingo. You can find it by finding and slapping every baby in Sinnoh. This causes Missingo to battle you. |
Once encountered, turn off your game 3 seconds into the battle then turn it back on.
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Then you should encounter missingo straight away and battle it again
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Then, you must run away from the MissingNo.
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After Releasing it, you must find and capture a green zubat while looking honestly for a Gible.
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After the capture, go to train it to level 69 and buy the matching amount of air mail.
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After this occurs, you must poke a slowpoke in the casino and win 100 dollars.
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Then you must use the Slowpoke to hatch a Mika, and train it until its level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
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When it is over 9000, it will turn into a pichu
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in this case, fly to the city that's three cities away
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Use the Rare wild Beach Girl in battle, to fight the Pichu.
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The Pichu can only be caught by the rare Mistress Ball, which can be found at...
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The strip club in Pallet Town.
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...and while at this strip club, you must put a dip of copenhagen in your mouth and spit in all the girls' cleavage,then leave and go cuss Prof. Oak out for not giving you the starter you really wanted, a Blowupdollasaur.....
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With a hat in its mouth and which can transform into a MissingNo
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and you have to battle your own pokemon with a rock and some string
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And then you throw a Jynx at your Rival.
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After you throw Jynx, take your rival to the top of Mt. Coronet and....
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Push him into Dialga, which will then turn into Palkia, and open the 83,453,581,285th dimension...
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And Master Roshi will come out and go onomomomomom. You will...
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Use kamehameha to kill sailor moon, then...
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Die. You get taken to Cynthia's house, and...
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to catch missingno without virus tel it you love nd and kiss it on the forehead
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see that cynthia is proposing to you and then you get married, after that you have kids then....
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Capture over 9000 Mudkips.
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Which evolve into over 9000 Mewtwos.
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then evolve again to 9000 Magikarps
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That turn into your mother, that turn into Gary and kick you in the face
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after you talk to some hobo who gives u medicin which is actualy
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Afterward
After the hobo gives you the medicine, turn off the ds, put the game cartridge in a microwave set on high for 2-3 minutes.
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then take it out, put the DS in, and set it to 4-5 minutes on high.
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Now, take it back out. You must open up the DS casing and pour just a little maple syrup inside.
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then the DS become DS Prime
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Now ignore the transformed DS and pay attention to the game. Place the DS game cartidge into the DVD+R Drive so you can mod the game. If the game fell down into the computer you may have to read on how to open up the case.
Once you have retrieved the cartridge from the computer you must prank call Nintendo. This will make your DS connect to their network and your character should end up in the Developer test area. |
Which is really just another strip club in Pallet Town. This time, talk to every girl there. Then, you will receive a very special item.
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The item is called the Whip of Doom. It...
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...is a very naughty item, which you will try to use on the girls at the strip club, but...
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ALL OF THE BOYS AND ALL OF THE GIRLS will say "OBJECTION!"And:
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You must approach the town gate with the Key of Sorrows and also a Narwhale. This will bring you much adulation from the...
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...guy who's name is Tabuu. He will turn back time to when you are at the strip club...
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...where you must try to superbounce out of the map and...
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..slam your head on the ceiling. After you make a hole, you must toss some dynamite in it, and..
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...put your right leg in, then take it out, then put it in again. You do the...
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...hokey pokey and put your foot out of it, then put it in and out and keep doing this cycle until the dynamite explodes. If you die you must restart the game and do the whole cheat all over again. But if you somehow survive (you'll still lose a leg though), you must then...
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Flood yor signature with countless little clickables, such as dragon eggs, pokemon eggs, and quiz results. Once you have reached a number predetermined by your trainer ID, catch a...
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silver pikachu while playing with your DS upside down
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Then, you Fly to Pacifilog City, and talk to the guy that asks you where you came from 1,000,000 times. You must say NO each time. Then, an event occurs, and you battle a..
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Wailord, be sure to lose this battle and DON'T CATCH IT...
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once you lose to the walord he will eat you and you will arrive at
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the belly of that weird whale dude from Ocarina. Soon after making it to the small intestine, you will hear the voice of Billy Mays, commanding you to...
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..add "92% of teens listen to rap. If you'rr part of the 8% of people who listen to REAL music, add this to your signature," in your signature. If you choose not to, your house will get attacked by spartans.
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Either way, your next step is to skip to Navel Rock, where you shall be challenged by...
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..Spider-Man, who has a level 578 Spinarak. If you win, you get to play a Pokemon Snap! demo. If you capture a Marill on camera, Navel Rock..
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Will begin to shake violently. The very moment that this begins, you must turn your DS off and back on. If you time it correctly, then in your PC shall appear...
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..all 3 Johto starters. Release each one, and find them again in the wild (with use of the Marking Map, of course!). A wild Luigi will then appear.
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You must defeat the Lugia by only using moves which begin with the letter "A".
After, a wild ... |
A wild...
Brock will appear and you must beat it with 45 Focus Blast. After you beat it you will be teleported to Pallet Town and... |
... slice Ash's mother with the PokeFlute so that...
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..you open a portal, in which Yugi walks out of. You must defeat his Kuriboh with a Meowth. After you win, he gives you a(n)..
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Lap dance of destiny, which sucks your soul into the shadow realm. Shortly upon arrival, you are invited to dinner by a herd/tribe/group of...
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then talk to the man beside the lemon shaped rock....
he should give u a "zibby pass".... |
the zibby pass gives you access to New Domino City where you have to fight Kaiba's...
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WTF is this, Yugioh hour?
Rabid Goomba. Lose ti him 9 times consecutively to gain... |
access back into the the regular pokemon world, then you get attacked by 3000....
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Rocket Grunts, each with a rather nasty...
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piece of rotten food then they throw them at you and....
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you get a noise bleed which isnt blood but a chunky substaince which is
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Chocolate(: and then Nurse Joy shows up then Brock....
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then fly back to pallet town to visit your mum when suddenly..............
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you see your mom dead with a flute right on her sliced neck then....
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all ur pokemon faint and ur teleported to
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Birth Island where Deoxys will walk up to you. If you've done everything right so far he will deny your battle and tell you...
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I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! which he fires at you and makes you...
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turn into the ugliest mew ever
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So then your get teleported back to the pallet town strip club where you will talk to five women and get rejected all five times by saying that that dress makes you look fat. But then ........
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Professor Oak will contact you and tell you to visit him when suddenly you remember....
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Your having an affair with Cynthia.
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When you realize this you must kill yourself with cyanide so that Cynthia will...
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Then you level up a pokemon to lv.101
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then the lvl.101 pokemon will go in bebe 's pc and will never ccome out
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till kill Cyrus...with the dismounted head a Bibearl...that was high poffins...that were poisoned...with poop
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Once the lv. 101 Pokémon is out of the PC, you must put it in the Daycare with a lv. 92 clone of itself. The Pokémon will make an egg after 1 step and it will automatically go into your party, even if you already have six Pokémon. However, to hatch the egg, you must...
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...go and force-feed a bibarel and a regigas with mud cake. you go to...
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get more when ur attacked by brittaney spears
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And you get the Lvl 101 pokemon and use it against her. The next step was....
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Then This Happens
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff147/bubbles_gal119/1177466378395.gif after that a giant Bidoof use Ultima on Arceus |
The egg, once hatched, will become a combination of Sunkern and Arceus, called Arkern. Its nickname will automatically be...
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SeedGod. THEN YOU ENCOUTER MEW!!! Unfortanely, you.....
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Flee and you will receive a Magikarp lvl 100 with one move called...
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Draco Meteor, be sure to get a heart scale and replace it with Splash, then...
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...battle a level 4 Starly, and the Magikarp will evolve into a ???, which you can trade with Prof. Rowan to get a...
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...special Wi-fi modem that allows you to go onto "über Wi-fi". Once you go onto über Wi-fi and trade the Seedgod over to Professor Ivy, then battle Professor Ivy at a level 100 limit, using only the Magikarp and the Seedgod. You must defeat the Seedgod using only the Magikarp. Once you do...
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your magikarp evolves to a random pokemon which is....
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...obviously just a random Pokemon, the biggest Igglybuff ever seen, who sits on...
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...my mother's favorite afghan, so I kick its ass for ruining my mom's blanket, then...
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...explain to the Igglybuff what exactly an Afghan is (because it sounds like one wicked blanket) while a wild Giratina flickers into existence and has a picnic with...
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...your rival, who, occupied by the legendary, has no time for you. Talk to your rival 500 times, and then go to...
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Saffron City and blow up Silph Co. to...
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destroy team rocket and steal their level 1000 pokemon called Arceus!
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then suddenly you find a level 100...
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