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Set the whole place on fire and laugh like a maniac, then you continue your conquest to rule the world with your Black Rayquaza and magic Magikarp, you:
Take over Sinnoh first or eat all the humans who were cooked in the fire. |
Take over sinnoh..Unfortunally the magikarp eats a jellybean and dies ;_;
Then you: Eat ash Eat pikachu Start a relationship with gary or catch another magikarp! |
You ate Pikachu, because you have stomach of iron. But suddenly it evolved in your stomach because of Thunder Stone that you ate yesterday. You vomit Raichu out. Then you:
a) Go and eat it again b) Throw it to nearest river c) Just keep it with you |
throw it into the nearest river.but suddenly--
a) an army of starmie and lapras rise out of the river to attack you! b) a chinchou comes and drags you into the strangely breathable water! c) team rocket pushes you into the river where your leg gets ensnared by some seaweed! HELP! |
But suddenly an army of starmie and lapras rise out of the river to attack you! But you just Hyper Beamed them all with your Black Rayquaza, then you notice that the pokemon were guarding a:
Death Saurer or Arceus egg |
Pokémon were guarding Arceus egg, but you don't know what egg that is.
You: a) Look at it and take it with you b) Scrambled eggs! c) Walk forward, you don't care about it d) Hyper Beam it too |
look at it and take it with you. you see a cave. thats when
a) you enter the cave b) your black rayquaza flies away leaving you giving a cliche deathmoan, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" c) you find a popsicle d) the egg hatches |
You enter the cave, you see that there are two paths, you head for...
A) The right side dark path. B) The left side path, you hear an awesome song coming from it. |
The left side path, you hear an awesome song coming from it.
Afterwards you see a group of manaphy You: A)collapse B)Capture them all! |
You capture them all and force them to:
Clean your garden or Build a Pyramid. |
Build a pyramid, but they won't do that, they kill your Rayquaza and Manaphy's flew away.
Then you: a) start crying b) catch Rattata becuase you don't have any other ideas, because your so stupid c) go to home so you can play PBR on your Wii d) destroy your Arceus egg with a bomb, because you're so mad |
b) but you really have to go to the bathroom, and Luigi is using it right now.
do you.... a) Swear at him b) make him look at dirty pictures of fawful on the internet. c) ask nicely. |
ask nicely for him to leave. he doesnt. you:
a) go use the faciliTREES b) attack him with your newly caught ratata c) find a popsicle |
c) find a popsicle
but luigi is gone. so you use the bathroom and find dirty pictures of fawful all over the walls! Ew... do you... a) take them down b) stare at them in horror c) post them on pokecomminity |
stare at them in horror and run away screaming like a madman. you then
a) curl up in fetal position in a dark corner somewhere and stay there shivering for three days b) eat your popsicle c) cry for mommy and hide under a random bed lying in the middle of the street d) climb on top of the bathroom and start doing the cancan e) give arceus a cookie |
c.
but the pictures come alice and try to do... something... you: a) Burn them. b) drop a nuke c)Bring out the deflateinator |
bring out the deflateinator! even tho you dont know what that is, it defeats the evil pictures. suddenly you see
a) a group of four aipom singing the pirate song from curse of monkey island (find it on youtube. its funny) b) a flygon come to carry you away! OH NOES! HELP MEH! c) a shuckle riding a giant, pink, fluffy star ocean bunny (for what those look like, see my sig) d) ash's butterfree and its pink butterfree ladyfriend |
b) a flygon come to carry you away! OH NOES! HELP MEH!
But nobody comes. do you: a) kick in in the privates b) Deflateinate him c) say: SO I HERD U LEIK MUDKIPZ? |
C)! He then uses dragonbreath!
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It misses you and somehow hit's your uhh...step aunt. and then...
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She:
a) Deflateinates you b) Shows you a dirty picture of fawful c) makes you kiss your mother in law. |
Ya know some people have no soul.......D) Makes you fall to your iminate death
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But sadly you fall on a pile of dirty pictures of fawful...
Do you... a) Use your Change-inator and modify the pictures. b) capture a wild goatachu c) Call the evil Vyro P. Dragon The Third d) FIRE MAH LAZOR! |
What do you mean? Nude?
D)- FIRE MAH LAZOR ON THOSE PICTUREAHS! Then Fawful comes down and says: Those pictures were for the Mario por.............. You didn't want to hear more. THEN ARCEUS COMES TO BATTLE YOU?! DO you........... A) Battle B) Run |
Battle...and I send out a Missingno., hoping to glitch it up. But then the Arceus used Hyper Beam...NEVER MIND THAT! Lets RUN AWAY, MISSINGNO.!!!...(but, the God still chaces us. lol. meh...and then...)
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