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Kazukii August 4th, 2009 5:34 AM

Ash's diary
 
Basically, the next poster writes a new chapter in Ash's diary :)
Please don't write anything offencive, rude or contradicting to the above persons chapter.

Dear Diary,
Today while I was sitting by the lake I met a Starmie! A very timid one at that I should say. I tried to compfort it because it seemed like something was wrong but instead it gave me a Hydro Pump! I'm soggy and angry.. hopefully I'll get warm soon

-Ash

SilverStilletto August 4th, 2009 4:26 PM

hey, this seems fun!

Dear Diary,
Went hiking in the mountains today. I saw an abra! I thought I should try to capture it since Professor Oak keeps telling me to catch more pokemon... but it teleported away. I saw it not tooo far away so I chased it. It led me straight off a cliff! It's nighttime now... and it's kind of dark and creepy too. I gotta try to find a way back up the cliff first thing in the morning!
~Ash

Skull Kid August 4th, 2009 5:04 PM

Dear Diary

Once the sun came up everything was illuminated and I could try to find a way out of this forest I fell in. I figured the cliff was too high to climb up, and I don't want to break something out here in the middle of no where. I saw something rustle in the bushes. It was yellow. Was it pikachu? I pushed the branches away and it was a beedrill! An angry Beedrill! I ran as fast as I could. Finally I lost the beedrill. But now the sun is going down again. Will I ever make it out of this freaky forest? I wonder how pikachu is doing... Hopefully things will work out tomarrow.

~Ash

SilverStilletto August 4th, 2009 5:37 PM

Dear Diary,
I'm not sure this forest is normal... I could've SWARM i passed where that beedrill was five times already! Ok... that was stupid... I thought i saw pikachu today. I chased it around and around for hours! It was a pikachu... but it wasn't pikachu. I saw it right after breakfast... It didn't even give me time to pack up camp. So now I'm hopelessly lost in this creepy forest with no supplies, no sleeping bag, no pikachu, and no friends. It's already dark out... and I really don't want to know what comes out at night! I gotta find a way out of here soon!
~Ash

King! August 4th, 2009 5:42 PM

Dear Diary,

Today I FINALLY got out of this forest! Turns out I had to ride a giant leaf across an coean, but all's well now, I turned up in Pallet, mom gave me some new stuff, ad I went to get a new Pikachu from Oak! Yay! Well, actually, it zapped me. A lot. Dang electric mice.

~Ash

SilverStilletto August 4th, 2009 5:45 PM

Dear Diary,
I set out again today. But things haven't been going well at all... pikachu turned up and started fighting with the new pikachu... I think I'll back away. Very. Slowly. I should probably head for Pewter... Brock will know what to do about my problem with my pikamon.
~Ash

EmeraldSky August 4th, 2009 6:12 PM

Current weather: Sunny
Current mood: Hopeful
Current location: Pewter City

Brock explained why my Pikachus aren't getting along, they aren't used to each other. So after we seperated them for a little while, we tried introducing them again. It appeared to be working, until they decided to fight over who got to sit on my shoulder. So much for progress.

Until tomorrow,
Ash

SilverStilletto August 4th, 2009 6:29 PM

Dear Diary,
The new pikachu disappeared. I have to find it... I was told Gary was the one who hatched it, and he'll kill me if I don't find it! It ran off in the direction of Mt. Moon. Maybe I can find it if I go there...
Well, this is a problem. I went to Mt. Moon, hoping to find my new runnaway pikapal, and now, not only have I lost the pikachu, but I've lost myself as well! This is not my day... And as if that wasn't bad enough, I forgot I left all my stuff back in that creepy forest! That's just not fair!
~Ash

Mehwmew August 4th, 2009 6:54 PM

Dear Diary,

Mt. Moon is very cold and damp....

T^T too bad I left Charmeleon back in the forest :(

*thinks for a moment*

....OH JEEZ
~forest fire!~


-Ash

SilverStilletto August 4th, 2009 7:02 PM

Dear Diary,
I've been stuck in this cave for a while now... stupid cave... Darnit my foot hurts! I'm frustrated with the stupid cave, so I kicked the wall. In short, bad idea. I tried having pikachu use flash, but it only lasts ten minutes at a time, and pikachu is pretty tired. So now I'm wandering around. In the dark. I don't even know how I'm writing this, it's too dark to see anything! Ugh. I liked this place better when Brock and Misty were with me... at least I wasn't alone.
~Ash

Mehwmew August 4th, 2009 7:03 PM

Dear Diary,

I had to re-write that last message, as I wrote it in complete darkness....

let's just say it was a randOm mess of Scribbles... :)

SilverStilletto August 4th, 2009 7:07 PM

Dear Diary...
I still can't find my way out of this place! HELP! at least its a little lighter in here, so I can see what I'm writing... I don't even care about Gary or that pikachu anymore, I just want out of this place! Or at least let me meet someone who can spare a little food! Or even just an underground spring or something! This place is gonna be the death of me...
~Ash

lou dog August 5th, 2009 8:52 AM

dear diary...
I got out of the cave while following a manky that stole my hat
~ash

Skull Kid August 5th, 2009 10:21 AM

Dear Diary,
I arrived in Crulean City. After many beatings from gary I managed to escape from him. I'm glad the real pikachu is back with me. I went to the pokemon center to rest up. I was peacefully napping on a couch when I got a phone call from professor oak. "Ash? Is that you? Are you alright? I heard you got lost in mt. moon." I told the proffesor the whole story. "So you got lost in veridian forest too huh?" So that's what that wierd forest was. "anyway, I just rated Gary's pokedex and he has just caught his 60th pokedex entry! You have a lot of catching up to do. That's why I want you to catch more pokemon." So i'll set off on a pokemon catching spree now... well... maybe after I finish my nap.

~Ash

Skystrike August 5th, 2009 11:12 AM

Dear Diary,

I did what Professor Oak said to do. I found Gary's Pikachu..... And have to fight some TEAM ROCKET butt! Pikachu used Thundershock..... Unfortanely, in hopes of getting MY pikachu, they took GARY'S PIKACHU!!!!They are going to get it when I find them!!!

~Ash

LadyJirachu August 5th, 2009 8:32 PM

Dear Diary, I have met up with that weirdo-crazy-head girl, JIRACHU, AGAIN....and, somehow, she claim's NOT to have a...crush on me anymore? WTF? She said...good luck in the Sinnoh League, and, if you lose this time, i'm gonna have to toughen you up myself...somehow. WHAT DID YOU MEAN?! Some really rare, powerfull Pokemon on her hands? HER??!!!! Then, as she LEFT....Paul showed up, and, just snickered at me. The nerve of that guy! Then, when he left, I just didn't feel like training my Pokemon AT THE CURRENT MOMENT...and whipped out my Nintendo DS to play Kirby Suger Star Ultra for a good half hour before hitting the hay early this night. At the moment, Dawn is training for Pokemon contests, and, Brock....well, most likely, he's either chacing after a pretty girl or drooling over my back at my Kirby game cuz Kirby is pink. Brock is kinda stupid sometimes....

Love, your pal, Ash...oh great, Pikachu just fried my gameboy..I mean DS. MY GOURMET RACE RECORDS!!!! Arrrg....and I...I suppose i'll just play Mario Kart DS now....Oh wait I don't have a DS. -.-; I know! I'll go steal DAWN'S! *zip's off to do that. NOW*

MewMewXX August 6th, 2009 1:59 AM

Dear Diary,

While playing Mario Kart on Dawn's stolen DS, I saw the Mankey that stole my hat. I chased after it for a little while, but then Brock had an idea of giving it one of his home-made doughnuts. He tried to throw it, but unfortunately it hit the Mankey inbetween the eyes and it got real mad. It chased after me and I ran around screaming for Brock to help, but he was more concerned about his wasted doughnut. This Mankey was really bugging me, what right did it have to mad at ME? It had stolen MY hat! I should be mad!!! I made Pikachu thundershock it, but it just made it even more mad and it evolved into a Primape. Then it kicked my ass. And Brock's. Anyway, I somehow managed to capture it! YES!!!!!! Ash 7 Pokemon - Gary... 60. Ohhhhhhhh.. I. Don't. Like. Him.
After drinking away my sorrows with a bottle of Brock's home-brewed beer, I staggered off to a nearby Pokemon centre to phone the Professor and tell him about my new Primape.

Love, Ash.

The Corrupt Plague August 6th, 2009 2:12 AM

Dear diary, I was hiking alone in the woods 2 days after the last entry and a strange pokemon appeared. It looked like a tetris piece and I scanned it with my pokedex. it said, "Missingno,the glitch pokemon, This is a newly discovered Pokémon. It is currently under investigation". I was very excited and I eagerly threw a pokeball at it. It broke free almost instantly and fired a powerful water gun at me and after that, it was preparing for a sky attack. I knew I was no match for it and I tried to flee. I dodged the Sky attack and it started chasing me. it kept attacking with water guns and after a while, it just lost interest and disappeared. I went to the pokemon center to rest and heal my pokemon and when I checked my bag, I saw a TON of rare candies, and I don't recall ever getting that many.

LadyJirachu August 6th, 2009 4:02 AM

Dear Diary..

AFTER I defeted that Missingno. clown, I disided to heal up at a local Pokémon Center. Professor Oak then call's me up, and, ask's me if I would like to check my Hall of Fame for a second...which, co-encidentally, I DID felt kinda like doing just now. Soo, I did that...and, BOY, did I feel Thundershocked or what! I looked over my records...IN HORROR. Not only did they NOT show Pikachu in ANY of these....it was FILLED with POKEMON I didn't even USE! Or own, for that matter. Like...Genger, MEW (o_o; huh...), Meowth, Arbok, Weesing (......), Zapdos, Nidoking (.........), Clefable, Jigglypuff, Typhlosion (...say what?), SCIZOR, UMBREON, BLASTIOSE (...okay I think that GARY is behind this!!! AND Team Rocket...ggrrrrrr......), Sneasel, SEVIPER, CACNEA, CHIMECO (.......), Absol, Jirachi, and...Deoxys. I don't own ANY of those (oh, and, I forgot what shown under my orange league showings...it was too weird). Clearly, I got under the impression that...my HoF records have been HACKED. Maybe it was Team Rocket or something's LATEST stratagy to capture my Pikachu or a VEEERY cruel joke by...grrr...Gary.....well.....Prehaps.....but all the Pokemon had highly unusual nicknames, such as 'Max Potion'....Only Mew, Jirachi, and, Deoxys were normal....I almost felt that it was cause they were legendaries...But, alas, the Zapdos proved me wrong. I was soo furiated!!! WHAT HAPPONED TO ALL MY POKEMON??!!! I even started to hear strange....music. Among viewing DEOXYS. Then, I viewed the HoF AGAIN....only to see yet ANOTHER odd team of Pokemon. This time....not in any order which people I knew used them. Soo I wasn't hacked, apperently...Soo, I guess it was just....an error in the systum? Ohhh...I sure hope it's fixable......

What I find VERY strange is....ALL this happoned like, RIGHT after my encounter with that...Missingno. Do you think...no...

Well, I know one thing--If I see that Missingno. AGAIN, I have ONE WORD for it---Revenge....

~Love, a VERY ANGRY, Ash Ketchum.....

Skystrike August 6th, 2009 6:49 AM

Dear Diary,

I FOUND THAT MISSINGNO. AGAIN! I then whipped out my pokedex, and read the addintal info.
"This pokemon is known for making your HoF VERRRY glitchy, random items in your bag,and...." I was SHOCKED at this. ".... and making your pokemon dissapear. Stay away from this pokemon!!"
I checked for Pikachu, Pikachu 2 and Primeape. They were still there. Whew. Then, alot of masterballs were in my bag! I used one to catch it! SUCCESS! Yeah.......

Dawn found out that I had her DS and started to complain. Brock was outside and.....yeah.....
That was my day. Its 12am. Better go to sleep do we can go to safforn city!!!

~Love,Ash Ketchum

LadyJirachu August 6th, 2009 7:10 AM

Dear Diary, today, when I first awoke this morning, I had this strrraaange dream...In that dream, I saw that Missingno. again...I THOUGHT I CAUGHT THAT THING ALREADY! Then, it started...changing. And a FACE appered on the top of it, and the face was....Gary's. And it started LAUGHING....Then, ANOTHER Missingno. appered, this time, with Paul's face. Soo, then, a net fall's on me and the 2 Missingno.--which resembled (and SOUNDED like...) Paul and Gary. Turn's out, it was Team Rocket, though they were apperently dressed in...yellow this time?---But, then the dream skipped....And I was in my house. I asked for a Toaster Scroodle, but, my mom was taking a shower...then, I disided to look out the window---And, I saw what looked like my HALL OF FAME SCREENINGS! A bunch of very weird, wacky Pokemon appered...including one called BluububbleMACHPAN, which looked like a...Jirachu. And then, Kirby appered. Then I hear Team Galactic, laughing...and, then I relize my Pikachu was stolen, and, tried to track down team rockect, whipping out a weird device that looked like a Nintendo DS...and... Then, the dream skipped over to me playing Mario Kart DS on Dawn's pink DSi....and then I woke up. Strange dream...I don't think I even remember the whole thing, to be honist and i'm pretty tired ATM lol I rarely ever keep a dream journal, but, meh....The Missingno.s made me do it this time >.>; Curse them....

Right now i'm eating breakfast, but, that dream was...weird, soo, i'm not much hungry for anything other than this golden peach i'm eating at the moment. We better start moving twards Safferon City soon after this....I just hope my stomic isn't gonna hurt too much on the trip x_X And that....rather strange dream.

~Love, a baffled Ash Ketchum

Skystrike August 6th, 2009 7:17 AM

Dear Diary,

We're moving on to Saffron. My stomach hurts from just eating that golden peach.
Brock says that we shouldn't step in the grass over there. (Left side.) Oh well.....
Huh??? We are already in Saffron City?! Oh boy.....! OUCH!!!!! I just hit a Pokemon......
Huh? A double battle! Gary & Paul vs. Me and Dawn! Yay! OUCH!!!!! WHAT?! THIS WAS ALL A ILLUSION?! NOW I DON'T KNOW I AM...

I'm scared.... I'm happy I have Pikachu by my side....

I'll find Brock and Dawn tomorrow.....

~Love, A out-of-this-world confused Ash ketchu......

The rest of the text is faded....

LadyJirachu August 6th, 2009 7:30 AM

Dear Diary...it apper's I had fallen un-concience, as, when I woke up just now, I was actually in Safferon city...or at least someplace simular...and Dawn and Brock were looking over me, asking if I was okay (and, we were in some kind of...hospital?). I asked where Pikachu was....and they were about to tell me it was safe with me, when, suddenly---Pikachu wasn't there! I then heard some firmillier, maniac laughter...It was TEAM ROCKET! I got up, Dawn telling me I should rest, but I didn't listen...And I ran out the door. Sure enouth, those clowns balloon was in the sky---And they got my Pikachu! Angry, I grabbed a random Pokemon from my belt...and threw it at the balloon...and it was....

...that Missingno. The SAME Missingno. I caught yesterday, yes....and man, yes I terrified.

Dawn asked if that strange thing was a Pokemon, and, Brock asked me "Ash...who is that Pokemon?"

I told them "There's no time for that now!! I NEED MY PIKACHU BACK..." And, then, I checked my Pokédex, to see what moves the Missingno. could use....And I tried a Water Gun.

Now, as of later on in the day, from Professor Oak, I heard that Missingno. SUCKED in special attack stats (what i'd like to know is...HOW does he know that thing even exsists? 0_o; that...i may never quite know....lol)...still, that water gun hit it's mark. It bursted Team Rockets balloon, and, Pikachu fell...into my arms, of course. I was dazzled by the creture's power.....but i'd be quite terrified to see it's Sky Attack now.

Well, now, I better go see if we're in Safferon City...oh, and, I just remembered something, from when I was un-concience...I was still seeing....visions of my HoF screenings. Ahh, my head hurt's now....

Love, a dazzled Ash Ketchum...

Skystrike August 6th, 2009 7:39 AM

Dear Diary,

I think the missingno. likes me now, because it got rid of those visions. Yay!!!......
We came here because I need to battle a gym leader. Sabrina. Yup...... as usasal, Brock
got into his lovey-dovey act....... Sabrina pushed him off.

After a 4 1-hit ko gym battle win, we are going to Fushacia. Gary callled me up and said that we was going to meet me at the Safari Zone. Yup.....

Its the middle in the night. (Little did he know that there was going to be an ambush!!)

I'm gonna hit the hay......

~Love, a verrrrrry happy Ash Ketchum

LadyJirachu August 6th, 2009 7:48 AM

Dear Diary...

I didn't really get that much sleep last night...although I was quite happy last night, I couldn't help but have trouble sleeping a little, I mean...even though i'm pretty sure me and Missingno. are friends now, I still don't really want to...think about my HoF for awile.....I mean, yes, it was just screenings and all, but...*sigh* those memories were SPECIAL. Well i'm just too tired to journey right now...after I finish eating this granola bar, eggs, and, that tasty piece of buttered toast (man, i'm HUNGREY...), i'm gonna take a small nap....hopefully, I stayed up SOOO late last night, I won't dream about anything. Haha. I guess i'm still a liiittle warry of that glitched up Pokemon...but, he does seem to like me quite a bit....

~Love, a Sleepy Ash Ke.....*Ash fall's asleep before he can write anything else*

*wake's up a couple of minetes afterwards* Wait a second....there was going to be an AMBUSH?! o___o;; Of...WHA....*get's clubbered by some weird, fuzzy, usual-looking illusion stuff....yes, Missingno.s* *is now un-concience. poor ash...* *ASH IS NOW ENTERING A DREAM STATE OH BOY*

Skystrike August 6th, 2009 7:55 AM

Dear Diary,
I couldn't help but find a Dittto and make it use transform on Missingno.
Then, We were in Fuhasica. Yay! Home of the safari zone.
I was pee'd off when I DIDN'T HAVE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grr....... But missingno. some how got me in................. Then team rocket came for.............not pikachu, BUT MISSINGNO.! It was bizzare, it tell you..... any ways i'm feeling a littl.................

*Faints before finsing his sentence*

LadyJirachu August 6th, 2009 8:04 AM

Dear Diary...

I disided I better rescue that Missingno....I mean.....if not for him, I may not of rescued Pikachu once. It turned out that rampage of other Missingno. was an...illusion. Was, prehaps, my own Missingno. was warning me of the future? Or, was it just another bad dream (I...DID take a...nap....)? Anyways...right now, I have Missingno. sitting/standing/floating in midair/whatever right next to me, as I write this down. I wonder if this thing is any good in Gym Battles or not....

Oh, God dammit! PAUL is here, looking over my journal now!! He's laughing. He think's it's a...diary. Now he's asking me why it feel's soo 'cold and hot' right next to me. 0_o; Paul, you creep me out....go away before I have my Missingno. attack you till you run home crying to your mommy. I better not sink down to his level now....


*forgot to add the 'love, ash' at the end*


*JOURNAL GOT DROPPED AND LEFT BEHIND...Gary come's by, and, pick's it up. He write's this:*

"Hey, what is this? A DIARY?! Oh, I guess i'll write in it a little....Ash, your such a sissy, no wonder Paul like's to poke fun at you! Hey, it's okay, man...REAL men DO keep diarys. And like the color pink....not that I like the color pink or anything. Now, I better catch up with you, and give this BACK, before you get away!...and, what the HECK is a MISSINGNO.? Oh wait...Oh nm.


GARY WAS HERE, ASH IS A LOSER...but Paul is MORE of one. I guess. *smirks* Smell ya later.... Love, MOFO' GARY OAK."

*Gary now goes off to return Ash's Diary, laughing along the way...*

Skystrike August 6th, 2009 8:31 AM

Dear Diary,

THAT STUPID F- (Brock: Watch your mouth) Gary wrote in my diary!! I'm gonna get him with missingno......
I battle Koga, and asked him a stupid question. Then I trained missingno. with a battle with Brock.
That was my day.

~Ash

LadyJirachu August 6th, 2009 9:34 AM

Dear Diary...

I had yet ANOTHER strange dream last night...this time, it wasn't about Missingno. or my Hall of Fame Screenings (oh, thank god for that)...it was about.....

...that girl, Jirachu. And, in the dream...she was there...traveling along side me.

As well as Jirachu....there was another Pokemon. It was pink and...looked like a cat. But, it's cry sounded like...a ghost.....and that's all I could remember.


Soo...when did I start getting into keeping a Dream Journal, anyways? o_0;; Oh maaan...I need some breakfast right now. Oh, wait...*check's his DS watch* Wow! It's like almost lunch time now. Boy...did I sleep in late or what. *dizzy eyes*

Well, I better go eat my LUNCH now...hopefully, Brock is just about to start cooking! I wonder if Jirachu know's how to cook...NEVER MIND THAT FOR NOW! Right now, i'm kinda...hungry. Oh, and, after we eat, it's off to the Cinnabar Island Gym! Boy....we sure didn't make many small stops and filler eps this time around, lol

~Love, Ash Ketchum...lol

Skystrike August 6th, 2009 10:17 AM

Dear Diary,
That werid girl named Jirachu..... I looked her up, and turns out she has an account on this website called "PokeCommunity." Wow....

Anyways, I come to Blaine. Missingno.'s Water Gun was helpful. VERY. I managed to use Pikachu and Primape, too. Screw what Prof. Oak says. Missingno. is all I need. (Not exactly)

Well, tommorrow is to virdian city, then PKMNLeague, then Johto! OH BOY!!!!!

~Love, a mild-mannered Ash Ketchum.

Skull Kid August 6th, 2009 2:50 PM

Dear Diary,
Today I grabbed my kingler from the PC (avoided Hall of Fame) and had him use surf and carry me back to pallet town. I visited my mom's and got supplies and showed her missingno. She fainted... Anyways I'm heading over to Route 1 right now. Boy am I hungry, maybe I should go grab a snack before I go...

ASH KETCHUM! I FOUND YOUR PINK LITTLE DIARY LAYING IN SOME GRASS ON ROUTE 1! AND WHAT IS ALL OF THIS "SCREW YOU PROFESSOR OAK" BUISNESS? I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW TO CATCH SOME MORE POKEMON OR I SHALL GET VERY MAD AND TELL YOUR MOMMY!!!

~Love a very angry proffesor oak.

LadyJirachu August 6th, 2009 3:26 PM

Dear Diary...soo i've found you on the ground and...WTF. LIKE GRANDSON LIKE GRANDFATHER!!! >___>;; Because...now OAK disided to snag AND WRITE IN MY...i'll watch my langauge this time, Brock, DON'T WORRY...Diary. AND AT LEAST ITS LIKE, KIRBY PINK!!! ITS MANLY. (cough cough..) Anyways, now that I got THAT off my chest...I had a few more strange dreams about this 'Jirachu' charictor...including one i had last night that I barely remember. :/ Then, the one the night before, was...epic. But I might just join Pokecommunity sometime and write it down on there.....lol I mean...yeah...I have my reasons.

I better go to Viridian city now. AND remember to re-pack this. CYA! Oh no...TEAM ROCK---

*diary get's dropped...AGAIN. this time, Ash's MOM pick's it up*

"Hi, i'm Delia.^^ I've always wanted a cute pink diary of my own...Maybe i'll steal this?"

*Delia then look's around the room, and, no one claim's it...but still read's it anyways to see what's in there. find's out it's Ash's. freak's out. Run's off to return it to him...but politely remember's a sweet 'Love, Delia' at the end before she seek's him out*

*oh, and, she also skip's forward in the book...and write's I THINK PROFESSOR OAK IS CUTE, in HUGE, bolded letters, with lots of cute, smiling hearts, and....forget's to tear the page out before returning the diary to Ash. uh oh...lol*

Skystrike August 6th, 2009 3:58 PM

Dear Diary,

WTF is wrong with me?! I keep dropping my diary. >_>! Yay, to the Pokemon League.
Also, I had a LIVELY (and COLORFUL) coverstion with Prof. Oak.

Oops, Its time for me to battle Loreli.
~Love, a PRETTY MAD Ash.

P.S: WHAT THE------...... A page is ripped out of my diary. x_X. I found out on that paper it said,
"I THINK PROFESSOR OAK IS CUTE!" Uh...... @#$##[email protected]#$#$$%^$%^#$^%&*%^$#$$%!

SilverStilletto August 9th, 2009 12:25 AM

Dear Diary,
o...kay-y-y-y-y.... f-freeeezin-in-ing... lorelei currently has pikachu, missingno, and i trapped in some sort of ice maze... AND she stole my jacket, backpack, and all my warm clothes! wha-what the? "i think professor oak is cute"???? i did NOT write that... back to the point, brock and misty are in this maze somewhere... i gotta find them- WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ouch... i fell. into an obviously team rocket-concieved trap. i wonder who would have dug a hole in the middle of the path like this? oh, who are those people in those really cheesy costumes that dont hide the fact that its really jessie james and meowth at all? HEY!!!! ITS TEAM ROCKET!!!! no, i will not stop interrupting your motto. its a stupid one. you should sing it more often. diary, what is written in the diary, STAYS in the diary. i think jessie is cute when she sings.
~Ash

Skystrike August 9th, 2009 8:22 AM

Dear Diary,

Without any pokemon, ME and TEAM ROCKET lost . Bummer. I found brock and misty.... what happend to dawn?? I got my stuff from Loreili..... I stole HER pokemon! Now, I have to fight Bruno.

~Ash

SilverStilletto August 9th, 2009 3:03 PM

Dear Diary,
urgh... bruno's pokemon really give a pounding... and for some reason, they all are attacking ME!!! im sorry about the bad quality handwriting... im currently running for my life from a mob of angry pokemon belonging to bruno... and im also trying to find out who put the MISSING in missingno... WHERE IS THAT THING WHEN I NEED IT?????
~Ash

Skystrike August 9th, 2009 3:10 PM

Dear Diary,
It seems that Missingno is heroic. Also, Missingno stands for "MissingNumber."
Also, now I beat Agatha and Lance. OMG OMG its time for me to fight Gary!
Bye!
*drops diary*
*Misty Picks it up*
Misty: Ooh.... A diary!

Dear Diary,
My name is Ash! I LOVE ASH, but he doesn't know!
Uh oh, Ash is coming! Bye
~Misty

SilverStilletto August 9th, 2009 3:20 PM

Dear Dia--
what the heck?! who wrote this in my diary? why do i keep dropping the thing? uh, pikachu, book attack! *pikachu throws diary at gary. it hits him in the eye* NOT THAT BOOK PIKACHU!!!!
~Ash

ShinjisLover August 10th, 2009 12:42 PM

Dear Diary,

Recently, Shigeru Gary has come out of the book-throwing-induced coma. He still blames Pikachu and me for it, too! Arceus, he's a jerk!

-Satoshi Ash

SilverStilletto August 10th, 2009 3:26 PM

Dear Diary.
I heard a beautiful song today, i swear it was the most beautiful sound i ever heard. when we went to check out where the sound was coming from, we saw a girl fall off a cliff. i, being the hero, had to go see if she was all right, but when she woke up, all she did was look at me and start crying, and then she ran off. i wonder if ill get to see her again...
~Ash
PS. i finally figured out where dawn went. turns out she was misty in disguise

ShinjisLover August 10th, 2009 3:53 PM

Dear Diary,

I saw that girl again. Turns out she was a guy. . Oh, well, better luck next time, I suppose.

-Satoshi Ash

SilverStilletto August 10th, 2009 4:04 PM

Dear diary...
tday i visited professor oak. gary is still mad at me for the book thing, so i hav one arm broken in three places, but thats not the worst of my troubles. gary, misty, brock, the real dawn, jessie, james, meowth, pikachu, may, max, and some random kids named red, gold, ruby, and yellow got hit with some strange laser that swapped our bodies around... right now im max. as in, me inside, max outside. the machine blew up right after it happened, so we dont know how to change back... and we arent even quite sure who is who yet. i think misty is that ruby kid... but thats all i know. maybe tomorrow will tell us who got whose body.
~Ash(max)

ShinjisLover August 10th, 2009 4:54 PM

Dear Diary,

Still in Masato Max's body. It's really hard to move around in this teeny thing. . But the Professor said he's working on building a new machine. Ah, well, at least I still have my dignity. . Sorta.

-Satoshi Ash

LadyJirachu August 11th, 2009 7:21 AM

Dear Diary, this is MAY writing this time...And, oh my gosh, I can't believe it! <3 Who CARE'S if i'm dressed like a stupid boy in a sumbrello-type hat thing...MY HAIR IS FINALLY BLOND!!! THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPONED TO ME!!!!!! OMGOMGOMG YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!1111 Now...maybe Drew will finally notice me? *giggle's!* Sorry...I just always kinda wanted to be blond for some reason. xD; NO, IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M STUPID...sheesh. Now if only I was a blond GIRL...hey, wait a sec....Uhhh *text gets all weird cuz someone is trying to take the diary away from May now*

*AHEM* Dear Diary...Hola, this is Yellow Calabaru, of the Viridian Forest...and my hair is now brunett and has a rather...comphy feeling red scarf tied around it....and I apper to be wearing a white mini skirt or something and black petal pusher shorts...gaaah! I can't let RED see me this way! This is REALLY EMBARESSING...mmrrggg....

Love, a rather...Embaressed Yellow...say, did I just write in somebody's diary? o_0;; Urrrm...*Yellow drop's the book and make's a serius RUN FOR IT..lol*

ShinjisLover August 11th, 2009 10:22 AM

Dear Diary,

I'm finally back in my own body again. Stupid Haruka May writing in my diary. . Urgh. .
Anyway, I haven't been feeling like myself lately, though, even if I am in my own body. Like something's different. . Ah, well, it'll come to me. Later!

-Satoshi Ash

SilverStilletto August 11th, 2009 3:03 PM

Dear Diary,
turns out im the only one whos back to normal, and the machine needs parts that will take at least a week to get here...and i saw whoever was in that straw hat kid's body take off the hat... i was so surprised. we still havent figured out who's who yet though... maybe next time someone other than me picks up my diary, theyll write that in here... it would be fun to constantly tease misty about being a boy. hey, suddenly this body-swapping thing doesnt sound so bad! *abruptly swaps bodies with red, who was in brock's body* OH, COME ON!!! NOT AGAIN!!! huh? why am i writing in this guy's diary? oh well...
~Red(ash)

LadyJirachu August 11th, 2009 5:22 PM

*'Yellow' get's ahold of diary and mindlessly scribble's in it...Apprently, whoever is in Yellow's body THIS time, isn't even human*

Dear Diary...
This is Ash. WHO THE HECK WAS SCRIBBLING IN MY DIARY, SOO MINDLESSLY?!!??!!!! ARRGGG, SHOW SOME REPECT!!!! *get's stared down by Team Rocket's Meowth*...What are YOU doing here on top of THAT? -_-; *wasn't writen in diary*

*The 'Meowth' start's to talk EXACTLY like Gary Oak, telling Ash to show some...welll...respect lol*
*Ash tell's it off, telling Meowth NOT to act like his former rival on top of this...though I guess it's better than him acting like Paul. Say, who DID get in Paul's body, anyways?*

"Anyways...there's my Pikachu. Maybe I outta give him the diary to keep it safe...I just hope Pikachu isn't...Paul...

Love, Ash"

"Dear Diary...This is Yellow again...uhh...I don't know what else to say, cept that this is kind of...fun, writing in...." *Yellow scream's out "HOOLLIEEE!!!", as apperently, RED give's her the diary...and then get's zapped by the beam. again*


Thus...Pikachu, Yellow, Paul, and, Whoever Paul was before, get swapped...again. And who did Pikachu become THIS time....

"Mwaaaha...Dear Diary. DIARY HAH Ash is RETARDED. This is Paul. I got ahold of that loser's...*laugh's* DIARY!!! AS A PIKACHU, THIS IS SOO PERFECT!!!!...why do I feel rather...odd, though? Oh well...hey, why am I that LOSER'S Pokémon now, anyways?! WHAT GIVES...Oh, and, now, some nerdy smart kid is staring at me...WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, PUNK?!?!!...Tehehehehe...And NOW...to read the pages....AND UNLEASH ASH'S DARKEST OF SECRETS TO THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...Love, not really, Your greatest Rival, Paul..."

Just as he's about to read the pages...the beam hit's...AGAIN. Where is Paul this time?

(Paul's thoughts:...why do I feel soo weirdly 'emotional' and empathic? Did I just become a...no...HEY THIS SUNHAT IS SWEATY....say, my pants feel weird...wait, what am i thinking. ARRRRRRGGGG I THINK I JUST BECAME THAT STUPID BLOND...girl. Well now....I think....I RATHER BE ASH'S STUPID PIKACHU. Now to steal me back that DIARY...ahahahahaha....Wait....*Paul get's swapped...again, this time he's...green*...OKAY, this is...weird. But i'm gonna go fetch me that diary now! I guess....Oh wow and I don't think i'm that blond girl anymore. BUT I'M GONNA EXPOSE HER TO...EVERYONE!!!! Because i'm...EEEEVILL FOR I AM PAUL *cough cough* yes....)

SilverStilletto August 12th, 2009 8:52 PM

green (in pikachu) now has the diary

Ugh, this is ridiculous.at first it was just red, gold, ruby, yellow, and those ash, brock, gary, misty, jessie, james, may, max, and dawn people... and a pikachu and a meowth... yet somehow somebody named paul and myself have ended up here as well. and im a pikachu. the only reason im even writing in this stupid thing is that i cant talk. i may as well make a list of who i think is who.

Person | Body
Green | Pikachu
Red | Misty
Yellow | Paul
Gold | May (that cant be good)
Ruby | Max
Ash | Red
Pikachu | Yellow
Brock | Gold
Misty | James
Jessie | Dawn
James | Ruby
Meowth | Ash
Gary | Meowth
May | Jessie
Max | Gary
Dawn | Brock
Paul | Green

i think thats everyone? it seems to change quite a lot...
~Green (pikachu)

Pave Low August 13th, 2009 4:56 AM

Dear Diary,

Me and my friends were hanging out by Lake Valor when a Seaking jumped out of nowhere. Then, the Seaking shoved Brock into the Lake! Me and Dawn were laughing endlessly as we saw Brock being chased by a swarm of Gyarados! It was reaching night-time and Brock wasnt back. Me and Dawn merrily jumped about like monkeys. Anyways, its time to hit the hay.

~Ash

SilverStilletto August 13th, 2009 9:34 AM

Dear Diary,
that was a bit random, yesterday, im not sure what happened. today were in pallet town... and still everyones bodies are mixed up. at least im in a guy's body... *diary is grabbed by gold, who is actually brock* this is no time to be writing in your diary! ill just keep this until we get back to our own bodies. *body swaps with paul, meaning pauls is in gold's body and brock is in green's body* Hey! i got the diary again! heh heh heh... now, lets see...
~Paul(gold)

LadyJirachu August 13th, 2009 8:59 PM

*Misty come's by and snag's the Diary from Gold/'Paul'. She laugh's VERY evily.*

Dear Diary...This is JESSIE! Somehow, I swapped bodies with the old red headed Twerpett...at least it's an OLD twerp! Say where's James and...*body swap's AGAIN, this time, she's in DAWN'S body. She end's up with a happy Pikachu (James) and May (Meowth)*


*Whoever is 'Gary' at the moment walk's by and gentally pick's up the Diary*

"Hola, Diary Amigo. Ummmn...*check's the title* Oh! Soo you apper to Ash. Dear Ash, it's me, Yellow...i'm going to try my best to keep your diary safe, if I can. Soo don't worry...I just need to hide this thing...

Love, Yellow Cabalarro...I guess"

Ash, who is currently Meowth, spot's Yellow and think's she's Gary, yell's "LET GO OF MY DIARY, GARY!!!", and, Yellow RUNS....and then she relizes that this may be Ash, is about to return the diary...but then the bodies switch. Again. Now Yellow is in....ASHS body, Ash is in Ruby's, and, WHO is Gary?"


"...Well, isn't this cute. Jessie and James left me...a toy to play with. As head leader of Team Rocket, I must say, I don't know how I got here...cept that it musta been THEIR doing. Prehaps they shall be PROMOTED.....

Love Giovan--oh, never mind, this is really PAUL. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...*cough*"

However...somehow, we're not soo sure this is Paul...as the person walk's off and think's (I need a plan back to MY LAIR IN KANTO....This diary could come in handy. hehe....)


o_o;

SilverStilletto August 13th, 2009 10:59 PM

*suddenly body-swaps with the recently appeared silver* wha? why am i writing in this pink diary? oh well. as long as gold doesnt see... *gold, now in james, sees* whatcha got there? a diary? ill take it! i dont know who you are but you sound like gold! i am gold. why do you sound like silver? *pikachu, now in paul, grabs the diary* -nonhuman scribble translation: this belongs to pikapi! i must return it to him. now... who is he?- *makes a guess, chooses max's body, who has gary inside* (found him jirachu)
wha? ash's diary again? ok.
~Gary(max)

LadyJirachu August 14th, 2009 7:55 PM

Dear Diary...

This is me, Ash Ketchum...Somehow, I FINALLY got the Diary BACK--But now i'm in the body of---JIRACHU! ARRRRRRGGG!!! Oh no....and now I see ASH Behind me. Wait who is Ash anyways...*talk's with him and doesn't reconize the personality. think's this ash seem's 'nice' and 'caring' but is a bit..shy*

Well...at least it's not a bad guy or whatever....Maybe it's that Yellow girl? JUST in case, i'm not going to hand them this diary as I don't really know who this is...and it could be a trap. Right now, I need to find a way to HIDE this thing before my body swaps...AGAIN. Then Giovanni could apper in this body for all I know, holding MY diary...*shiver's*

OH YEAH, AND IM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYONE WRITING IN MY DIARY LIKE THIS!!! Mrrrrgg...we NEED to fix this problum soon....it's like the arthors did this on PERPOSE soo that everyone get's a chance to write in my diary. :/ which is...well...I better go now! I feel my body switching...AGAIN. Bye!!! *throw's the diary in some random bushes behind him as he, TOO LATE, get's body swapted---AGAIN*

SilverStilletto August 14th, 2009 8:31 PM

oh, the joys of being mean to ash~<3

Dear Diary-- wait, why am i starting like this? this diary isnt mine! oh well, its a rather BEAUTIFUL shade of rose... i may as well write in it, since i dont have anything better to do. im ruby, but i seem to be in the body of someone who looks a bit like sapphire. i- *BODY SWAP!* (whoevers next will decide how this goes!)

ShinjisLover August 15th, 2009 1:27 PM

Dear Diary,

I just realized I have a diary. I hope Shinji Paul doesn't find this. .

-Satoshi Ash

SilverStilletto August 15th, 2009 4:54 PM

*body swaps with paul* i got the diary again! haha! now, what will i do with it?
~Paul(red)

Seadiga August 18th, 2009 1:55 AM

Dear Diary--

I could've hit myself over the head with a Wailord today! I got confused with Johto and Sinnoh. I asked people where Kurt's house is! I really need to try and find out where my brain went....Maybe Misty would know!

--Ash

ShinjisLover August 18th, 2009 2:32 AM

Dear Diary,

I got scratched in the face by Nyaasu Meowth today after Roketto-Dan Team Rocket tried to take my Pikachuu Pikachu. It hurts. A lot.

-Satoshi Ash

kacqn August 18th, 2009 3:31 PM

Dear Diary,
I went to see how Prof. Oak's doing with that body switching machine. As I went in the lab I saw...
Prof.Oak getting bodyswaped! I went to him and asked if he was ok. But he answered "Hi Ash it being a while since you came home." "WHAT?!! Who are you ?!" " You don't your own mother?" Prof. Oak has Body Swap with my mom!!! After the weird thing I went to find The real Prof. Oak.
Love, A Very confused Ash.

PikaFreak August 18th, 2009 3:45 PM

Dear Diary,

OMG! I was chased by a drunk Zigzagoon in Viridian Forest! That was so scary! I think I should be heading back to the Sinnoh Reigon soon... Dawn and Brock ain't to fond of this Reigon either... Dawn almost got kicked by a lose Hitmonchan! And Brock almost got ran over by a pack of Rhyhorns! We'll be heading back tommarow by plane... Luckliy my mom had some spare cash...

Love,
One Freaked Out Ash

SilverStilletto August 18th, 2009 7:30 PM

dear diary.
this is insane. dawn and brock are dragging me back to sinnoh and we STILL arent in the right bodies. im in... some red-haired guy. i think his name was silver? dawn is stuck inside paul and brock is in my mom. pikachu is stuck in james. this is just plain weird. and if we go back now, we may end up body-swapping inter-regionally, and that cant be good. who knows where we might end up? but they refuse to listen to reason.
~Ash(silver)

blade89 August 19th, 2009 8:07 AM

dear diary

everyone is looking at me strange seeing as I am over 20 years old and hang out with a 10 year old girl in the woods. and when i tell them im 10 too they called the cops and had me admited in to an insane asylum. they say I have brain damage from being shocked to many times wich is why I think im 10. The irony is that they are trying to cure me with shock tharipy.

bye for now Ash.


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